What's happen to you Australia? You don't shitpost like you used to.
>>71094199
just preparing for the day
>>71094199
just realised how cool and funny americans are. just cant compete
>>71094199
They are probably busy in /s4s/
>>71094199
There's a 2 week long National Socialist convention happening in Perth
It's turning winter there so the all go to the dongers and barbecue bugs and stuff
>>71094199
I think Canadian posting has really ruined a lot of aussie shitposting.
Fucking Canadians.
>>71094199
My emu overseer banned me from posting
>>71095459
They're possibly the worst English speaking country out there.
Everything they touch turns to smelly rotted water logged piles of floating shit.
>>71094199
We are preparing for the shitposting offensive against canada, to put them in their place.
>>71094199
>>71095459
Yes. Canadians have officially taken THE throne as shitposting kings.
I myself was surprised to see, tonight, how good we've gotten at it. The Australians got nothing on us, and the American burgerfaggots are angry and terrified of us.
Move aside, Ausfaggot kangaroo fuckers. Canadians are the shitposting kings now.
Maybe you kangaroo fuckers can lick our feet while we sit on the throne and shitpost this board into oblivion. Maybe we'll let you lick our feet, we are nice people after all.
>>71095751
Canadians are not good at shitposting. They just do it a lot.
>>71095751
> next to the worst country to ever exist
Go fuck a moose and use maple syrup as lube you cuckadian
>>71095751
> triggering australians
WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION
>>71095751
Why does your country even exist?
>>71095751
>cringe.gif
>>71094199
was just having a wank m8, jesus
>>71095825
#Top bantz
>>71095883
shut the fuck up, you belong to us
>>71095751
You aren't good at it, you are just culling the desire for it.
It's like when you see an autistic 12 year old making Shrek jokes who looks like he fell on a hot pan at birth. You sort of want nothing to do with the creature.
You aren't good, you just do it so damn much and so badly that you are turning even Australians into a more civilized poster.
>>71095751
> still having the suck the queens dick
Welcome to the commonwealth faggot
tbqh Canadian shit posting has gotten out of hand
>>71095751
>>71096027
Other way around m8, we already occupy the Gold Coast. L2 colonize
Americans, Canadians and Germans have been shitposting more than anyone else recently.
>>71095883
Mate the only kiwi's that shitpost are the cricket team
cucknadians just cannot compete with the iced up bogan shitposting machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIh3VCVE8lY
>>71094199
By ban time is up to a month.
:(
>>71094199
|E|
>its a "everyone hates us" thread
Never gets old.
>>71096268
I just can't help it, how do I stop?
canada fucking sucks. everyones a liberal faggot every time i see a canadian post on here i fucking cringe because i know that faggot probably has reddit open in another tab. fuck canada.
>>71096332
It stopped being fun.
The whole of shitposting was to trigger as many people as possible. Then it got popular, people started saying that aussies were based, canacucks started trying to show off.
BORING
>>71096600
the elusive bohemian bogan everybody
>>71096600
I don't care about who shitposts, I just want to stop shitposting. How do you stop? I don't know how I started!
>>71096600
Neck yourself, you complete softcock
>>71096568
that's because we are Cloaked
Let me neck myself with your giant flaccid cock.
>>71096863
how can you expect us to take you seriously when your country has never commited a genocide.
>>71096863
They'll be jealous when the alien arrive and can't find us.
That is when we will be confirmed as the true master nation.
>>71095327
I always forget their seasons are upside down
>>71095751
We're shitposting under proxies. It's a charity drive to give soft cunts from other nations some self esteem.
>>71096743
Fuck off up the pub you no lifer cunt
>>71095751
Canadiens aren't good at shit posting their just annoying faggots who everyone hates
>>71097415
At least we aren't going to be ruled by a cuck named Bernie
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>>71097515
What happened to the days when the Finns were the shitposting kings?
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>>71097612
Everyone has to take their turn
>>71097627
Posting in a quality thread.
>>71097798
>>71097819
Ok what is this aussie up to
>>71094199
>>71097079
genociding abbos is like shooting apples in a bucket m8
>>71097515
>>71097550
>>71097575
>>71097627
>>71097798
>>71097935
I don't get it.
>>71097935
COMMENCE
>>71095751
You'll never even be close. Aussies shitpost with authority. Canadian culture is too polite to take the shitpost throne. You're just attention whores.
>>71097494
Your already ruled by a cuck
>>71095751
tryhard bait
>>71098246
It's lovely how Canada unites people towards their gayness.
>>71098331
> WE
You yank cunts ruin everything
actually not just you but americans mostly ride our dicks and act like every australian shitposts 24/7, and now the meme is going to wear off
You had to overuse it didn't you?
cunts
I sometimes get a little salty that everyone makes fun of Canada,but then I remember that my family members won't die because they can't afford healthcare (too many burgers) or that I have to pay double because converting digeridollars to US currency takes a while because Australians are regularly robbed by giant black spiders. Also, they still have the fucking union jack in the corner of their flag, like "hey, the Queen still owns us. Don't jack off onto that dead kangaroos body, mate. Let's go on Steam to chill."
Oh wait, a $60 dollar game costs $100. I forgot.
>>71098448
LIKE
>>71094199
I'll shit on your post you fucking cuntrag.
>>71098448
*smacks lips*
>>71095825
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>>71097415
>canada is bad at shitposting
>responding to shitpost
choose one.
this proves how good we really are at being shit.
>>71096568
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
Everyone forgets about NZ.
>>71095751
You are part of the problem. Stop this shit. It's not even funny
>>71097515
>>71097550
Thanks doc.
>>71094199
>america trying to get aussies to dance like monkies for them
youve got enough fucking monkies in your own damn country, go and get them to dance for you.
>>71098658
HURR HURR YOU BEING MAD IS JUST PROVING MY POINT
>>71098450
it's literally
>oh aussie-tier bantz are the best. canada btfo
or
>you guys have no freedom haha you cant even buy guns you suck
>>71098788
Go fuck yourself you stupid little queer. I do what I want.
I also want to take this moment to congratulate the Lesbian female Canadian shitposter, she BTFOs everyone on here and I appreciate her efforts. Thank you, lesbian Canadian female shitposter! Your efforts are appreciated!
>>71098658
Shit posting is about quality not quantity. It suppose to invoked heighten and challenge ones cognitive mind. Not an insult to ones intellect.
>>71098859
Every single person that replied to me did prove my point though.
I know your fragile little ego can't handle it, but oh well. Cry more, you loser autist burgerFAGGOT.
>>71095570
>tfw the emu overlords take your gf for the night
>>71098903
>look at me! I'm so randum n funny on my Chinese cartoon message board XD!
Yeah, all that effort, yet you still manage to fall flat. Maybe you should learn subtlety, you immense faggot
>>71099091
>yfw you have to take your wife's little emu for the movies
>>71099091
She's cute, I'd give her the root 'n boot
>>71099189
poo in loo
>>71099172
Did you see all the replies I got? Just because you frustrated losers insist I didn't troll you, doesn't mean that I didn't. Holy shit the people here are so dumb.
>>71099674
>I trolled you guise!
This isn't reddit, kiddo
anyone have the webm of the straya fella dancing a happy jig while we clap n' stomp
>>71099817
Of course it's not Reddit. This is the Internet. And someone taking the time to say "YOU DIDN'T TROLL ME 0/10" just proves that I was able to annoy them enough so they can make the effort to deny it in the first place.
It's fine, though. My first post speaks for itself. This board is infested with people who insist they are great at "banter" yet they can't handle it when someone pokes back. This board reminds me of how leftist teens were on Youtube way back in the day.
>>71095751
This is SO true and I love it. Australia status: BTFO
>>71096466
Nice meme. Got anymore?
>>71094199
Isn't shitposting now illegal in Australia? I thought you could get arrested for making hateful/racist/ignorant/conservative comments there now.
>>71095071
FPBP
>>71100086
You're thinking of canada.
>>71098903
As opposed to a male lesbian
>>71099944
Do you think you're funny or something?
>looks like one of them there Australians
>look at the purty blue flag
>it don't matter what they say
>that flag means they're shitposting
>>71100424
Yes. I am funny and brutal and effective.
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