Get in here, Ausfags! It's time for bingo!
Watch with us:
>http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/join-the-discussion.htm
>http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-news-24/NS1413V001S00
Tonight's Panel:
>Christopher Pyne - Industry, Innovation and Science Minister
>Amanda Rishworth - South Australian Labor MP
>Kelly Vincent - South Australian State MP
>Greg Sheridan - Foreign Affairs Editor, The Australian
>Sameena Zehra - British Comedian (tick off entertainer on panel square)
Don't forget to tweet along using the hashtag #qanda for comments and add @qanda for questions. If you hear something suss from one of the panel members, you can add #factcheck for the team to look into.
Gonna need a volunteer for ticker-offer tonight, much appreciated. Thanks to those that have been volunteering the past few weeks too, been really helpful.
>>69880352
>Sameena Zehra
she's going to be an islamic apologist isn't she
>>69880486
She'll either be an apologist, or she'll joke about the entire thing because she's too scared to give an honest opinion.
yet another one in Adelaide I haven't heard about until 30 minutes beforehand. Just once in my life I'll reach the Smug Mecca.
>daylight saving has ended
>Q&A on an hour later
>have to go to bed an hour later on monday
smfh tbqh
>>69880352
>Pyne
The gayest man in politics
>>69880352
What's going on in this thread?
>>69880718
fuck off Pyne is a fixed mate
>>69880352
In the #QandA audience tonight: Coalition 40%, ALP 36%, Greens 11%
>>69880352
>British Comedian
Wasted spot
sgarn on cunts?
calling a vertical bingo on the left, pardon the pun.
>>69880788
Queer detected
>>69880352
>Gonna need a volunteer for ticker-offer tonight''
>is called bingo anon
>never runs bingo anymore
typical woman desu
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>tfw watching qanda while marathoning Beast Wars II
feels good man
>>69881028
That remark will get your greens membership revoked m8
>>69881092
bingoanon shall now be known as 'Bingo thread OP anon'
>>69881130
Liberal queer detected
>>69880352
>Greg Sheridan - Foreign Affairs Editor, The Australian
wait for him to praise abbott during the show
>midget dyke detected
Here we go lads
Thank god the eastern states have ditched daylight savings time, now I can actually catch the thread
>>69880764
It's a talkshow that regularly triggers/entertains pol and causes top-shelf shitposting. If you've got an Aussie proxy you should be able to stream it.
Fuck off Tony. Qanda hasn't been on ABC24 for several weeks now.
RISHWORTH'S TAN BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69881205
Keep pushing it mate and you'll be expelled from your arts degree for being a bigot :^)
Does Christopher Pyne like the BBC?
>income tax question from a nigger.
is this the beggining of racial gibesmedats on this show?
>dat cough
>Liberia
we /cannnibalwarlords/ now
Hey, it's black Raiden
>>69881092
My apologies, anon. I just feel like shit today. Had to go to the hospital to get an ultrasound. Felt like I'd been punched in the gut afterwards it hurt so much.
I'll aim to be happier next week.
We labour shills now
>>69881303
Arts for faggots like you
>Adelaide
Sup cunts.
Ready for Imperial officer Pyne?
>>69881308
Not sure if he's a poof, but he's definitely some kind of sexual deviant.
What was the question? That fella needed subtitles
>>69881344
What do you call a lady train?
>>69881298
What shithole state are you in that you can't watch this live on 24?
>Tyrone asked the first question on Q&A
>>69881392
Nah boss, you and your fellow greens voters are the major political demographic in the arts degrees
>>69881344
>>69881430
A miscarriage
Greg Sheridan looks like he has AIDS or something
>>69881450
Tyrone is much more eloquent in his speech than this guy.
>>69881419
Something about whether Malcolm was trying to shift economic responsibility to the states by changing income tax I think
>>69881469
hipster glasses
>pyne telling them to fuckoff you poorfag cunts
That crippled politician looks so scared.
>>69881446
I'm in NSW and right now Lateline is on.
>>69881460
>calls Pyne gay
>Thinks I'm a Greens voter
Wew lad
>>69881344
>she will never stop being sick
>she will never stop watching anime
>she will never set up a twitch stream
>she will never tick off bingo again
>she will make this thread every week
>she will do it for free
hi cunties
>>69881572
>affirmative action.
looks like that, comparred to high energy pyne
>>69880958
>>69881577
>not liking based Pyne
greens shill detected
>>69881572
>i'm so high right now oh fuck
>this man is so tall
>wait that means im *low*
>shouldn't have done that cone
>>69881419
I think i understood the first minute of his question, started to tune out after that.
>>69881642
>>69881572
like a youthful Hawkins
I have no idea what they are talking about atm. I'm definitely out of the loop. Is Turnbull suggesting we go the way of Le Ron Paul man?
The glasses
rishworth would give the best gobbies
>>69881591
>she will never stop watching anime
I... well, you got me there.
[LABOUR SHILLING INTENSIFIES]
>>69880841
I don't believe these figures that qanda release. Why are all the 'muh clapping time' for lefty opinions, yet any right wing opinion gets no response or booed. Does the qanda set have some weird effect of converting liberal voters to the left during the show?
He tried so far, he got so far, but in the end, Turnbull didn't even matter.
>>69881731
Are you le triggered?
Unfortunately it only counts for bingo squares if they say something.
>>69881756
Fucking hell Tash, get your shit together.
>>69881768
nah this bloke is pretty switched on, but his does pander a bit to dem minoritiez
is there a fucking date for the election yet?
>>69881756
I'll get you in bed sometime qt :^)
>>69881728
Turnbull suggested that states should collect their own income tax rather than the Federal govt collecting tax and passing it on to the states
>>69881804
ALP/Greens = claps
so do undecided, mostly
also consider the types of people who would even GO to a qanda studio thing
JESUS CHRIST THIS BITCH IS DYING BEFORE US
>>69881639
He's gay as they come, that voice, those mannerisms, that mincing attitude. I never said shit about his policies, he is currently the gayest man in Australian politics and your only come back is you're a Green voter, bitch I get my named ticked off and draw dicks on the ballot paper. Sticking up for Pyne is like saying I take it in the ass which you've made very clear.
Do they count as hipster glasses?
>WAHY CAND WE ALL JUS GIT ALUNG
i'll take that as a comment
AUSTRALIA YES!!!
I'm tired of waiting for this crippled cunt to finish her sentences to be honest.
common-gasp-wealth
Just tuned in. What the fuck is that blue midget dyke thing on a wheelchair? It looks like it wants to put out of its misery.
>disabled person restates what others have said, adds nothing
>wild clapping time
>>69881868
DONT YOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT MY WIFES BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT
Hopefully she doesn't pass out!
where the retard come from? How the fuck did she become an MP? A sympathy vote?
>>69881822
>I'll get you in bed sometime qt :^)
23D4me
>>69881923
Don't you mean your boyfriend's wife?
>>69881874
absolutely
>>69881858
I agree, but qanda releases figures stating that the majority of the audience votes liberal. Which makes no sense for the 'muh clapping times'
BUFF MCBEEFCHEST
>>69881961
SHUT UP YOU WHITE MALE
>are public schools getting defunded?
what the fuck?
where the hell did he get that shit from?
>>69881978
>>69881954
I'm a big guy 4 u
>hurr durr its a funding cut!
this guy is "educating" the future
>Female British Comedian
>doesn't make jokes
typical
>>69881917
It's kind of distasteful in how patronising it is.
>>69881998
>off by one
>>69881869
Takes a queer to know a queer big boy.
also
>drawing dicks on ballot
pleb
>>69881927
She got elected to the upper house. It was similar to how Ricky Muir and all them got elected to the senate.
"Dignity for Disability" party.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU PYNE
>>69881978
fuck off tony
>>69882018
he is probably utilising safe school's material to teach his kids about trannys and genderfluidity
get rekt tony
I just looked up that disabled chick. The first thing under her career is "Vincent is a playwright and actress."
>>69882081
Didn't mean to quote, sorry
>>69882026
British "humour"
>>69882058
at least he's old enough to vote. Why the fuck are you trying to troll in comfy Monday Bingo?
Fuck off son.
oh that labour cunt is getting revved up for every word pyne says.
>>69882027
how do you think she got elected?
>>69882026
of course not females can't into comedy
When are they going to talk about how shitty South Australia is? I can't fathom how shit you'd have to be to overtake Tasmania in the unemployment rate.
muh school money
how the fuck does this bitch reading off of palm cards teach a classroom??
>>69882007
I think the figures are made up f4m
>>69882081
i'll take that as a comment :^)
>>69882221
>off by one
>muh gonski
never saw the point of it Tbh
>>69882026
>self declared comedian/ "satirist"
>is just another political shill farming lefty likes
Just looking at Christopher Pyne's rat face makes me fucking mad
>>69882221
I don't know... And I hope to never teach like that either.
>>69882058
Just keep making sweeping generalizations based on a few lines of text mate. Make sure mummy heated your Milo for you and left a couple of Tim Tams, did you do your homework Johnny? You're in year 10 next year, 2 more years and you can vote too.
>all of these lefty tweets
Fucking
Reeeeee
>>69882134
you only have to be in a shitty youtube video to be an actress these days.
>>69882268
>Gonski
Do you even need to ask?
>>69882172
Preferences, her party got 1.2% of the primary vote for 11 upper house seats
what is a gonski?
>>69882334
entertainer on panel
6 squillion.
>>69882305
the tweets are by people so divorced from the topic and are from people with no knowledge of running a budget
>gonski is a racket
HOly shit man
WHO HERE KEEN FOR MILO ON DANGEROUS IDEAS EPISODE LATER THIS YEAR?????
>>69882168
troll? I'm defending based Pyne
fuck off if you can't take the banter m8
>>69882303
Well you seem so intent on pointing out on who is and isn't a homosexual, I simply said it takes one to know one chief.
squillions!
I wish I was at home watching Sky News
These political points are too abstract
The person next to me is coughing.
This seat is too rough
I was hoping they'd talk about the Panama papers leak tonight.
>>69882390
gibsmedat at the school level.
REMEMBER THE SIX SQUILLION
>>69882334
muh education
>>69882425
will never happen
>>69882425
Bullshit, I would be shocked if this happened
Please happen
>this braindead whore "educates" children
>>69882334
helps if you at least watch the show
HOLY fuck what a looker
>>69882425
List of thoughts I've wanked to today... This.
>>69882425
>tfw too heterosexual to openly hold an opinion
>squillion dollars
memes ahoy
>>69882425
some sjws will try get him banned from the country
>muh Europe
>muh europe
>muh socialist cuntry's are doin gud.
yeah. and those countries are poor as shit
>europe
fucking christ.
We used to be top 5 educators in the world, could be that others got better too.
>>69882425
His ideas are far too dangerous
>going off script
Why does he spend so much time in Asia?
>>69882521
>wanking to thoughts
that's very cerebral anon.
For a teacher she can't English very well.
>>69882402
Cheers cunt
WE ARE DROPPING IN EDUCATION BECAUSE WESTERN SOCIETY IS IN DECAY
>>69882439
Shut up little gay Jonny, the adults are talking, go do your homework and suck on mums burnt Milo
>CANT BREATHE
>SO HIGH
>FUCKING KILL MEEEEEEEE
>>69882425
Well, I can't say I wouldn't enjoy it, but it probably won't happen.
Been listening to his podcast at all?
>>69882505
>Asks why education is less of a priority
>can't even say priority
we definitely need to fix the education system
>>69882058
Kek, rekt
Meal on wheel's is a one issue politician, isnt she?
>more muh europe
>muh Scandinavian
oh for fucks sake.
>muh Finland
debunked more than the gender pay gap myth
>>69882602
make the markers transparent a bit, yeezus
>Finland
Yay! Funland got mentioned.
>for students with disabilities
Why the fuck is she so focused on it? Shouldn't she be focused on representing her electorate?
This is surely an act the way she is talking...
>WHEEEEZZZEEEE
>KILL ME NOW
>FUCKING KILL ME
She's like a fish out of water.
FINLAND MENTIONED :DDDDD
>Finland
>>>/trash/
>George W Bush basing
>muh Finland
Fuck sakes every time, gotta compare us to a homogenous society guys
>>69882683
Anon... >>69882069
>>69882683
She was elected on a platform of rights for disabled people, her party is called Dignity for Disability
OH JESUS ANOTHER ONE
>>69882717
autist finland man talking right now
What's a carpet snake moment?
this potato is pretty coached.
>this entire episode
I think I'm done.
OH SHIT IT'S A DOWNIE
Well shit. They even found someone from Finland to ask a question.
She can't even get the horns right.
>>69882664
Im shit at this so im gonna stop
>>69882663
>>69882665
>>69882712
>>69882717
>
>wet tongue speaker
I'm getting triggered here
Oh fuck. Muh culture!
Un-quantifiable bullshit that stems from society not from any plans.
Oh boy! More autism! This has to me some meta backstage joke.
>have extra chromosomes
>need extra help
Is this a fucking retard fest? Tuning out, if i wanted to listen to retards stutter id watch american politics
>>69882770
if the potato boy starts pissing everywhere
this kid will never get a good job, lying to him is inhumane
[spoiler]if he was human[/spoiler]
Free abortions for defected fetuses?
that fucking voice
I only found out recently but Downs is actually rapidly going extinct because you can apparently screen for it now.
>>69882837
What was the original one?
Does anyone elses Q&A stream keep cutting out?
>>69882812
Thanks for all the ebin menes.
Am going to bed mates. Can't stand this shit any more.
Much love.
>>69882788
Downies should be employed in NRL scrums, look at that neck.
>>69882902
SUBMARINES ARE THE SPACESHIPS OF THE OCEAN
>>69882058
Defending Pyne, you might as well just admit you're gay. You find him attractive don't you. You live in a small country town don't you. You have another gay friend that you do gay things with don't you. Its OK Johnny, you can tell us.
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more autism in this episode than my entire primary and secondary schooling
less than my uni schooling though
>>69882901
Shame you can't screen for feminism
Is Pyne gay?
>>69882918
Mine does, it was doing it yesterday when I was trying to watch Insiders as well.
>>69882770
Someone saying something that dumbfounds everyone, a reference to a time this crazy old abo waffled on about how she is one with nature, she is a carpet snake. Can someone post the video for a brother, I youtubed qanda, carpet snake didn't come up.
>>69882812
>>>/b/in
>putting kids with serious disabilities into mainstream education
You know that's a terrible idea, right? Teachers have enough trouble looking after kids that can barely concentrate to begin with without having a kid with a serious learning disability taking up all their time.
>>69882844
We lie to everyone about everything, why does he get a free pass?
>>69882918
yeah i can only load 10bits/second being on australian internet
>>69882902
some abo who claimed they were a celestial carpet snake on the show
>>69882945
i just feel nothing but pity for these abortions.
>>69882902
Carpet snake
>>69882902
Noonga speaking absolute nonsense, from what I could tell she is part of a 'carpet snake' tribe but it came across as a surreal piece of dream-time theatre.
>>69882945
Love you, honky.
>>69882606
>on a chinese stamp collecting board
>mature adult discussions
pick one
>>69883009
Who doesn't enjoy fine Adelaidian boipucci?
tumblr and friend
>>69883014
>>69882770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2TZmE2rFSk
>>69883018
You end up with those situations where kids end up in those metal cages to keep them under control.
>>69883030
his cognitive abilities impede him from knowing any better, and the moment he realises he's basically fucked in life will be tragic, and i dont care if /pol/ hears me say that
>>69882951
This,
Anyone defending Pyne is a massive fag loving poofter, no excuses
>>69883101
Wild qt3.14 appears
>muh 30 billion
Is this the meme of the episode?
>>69883140
who cares?
bloke?
>>69881768
You know thay are the best of the two faggot.
>>69883140
This millennium is about feeling better about yourself, if that means pretending to care about others then so be it.
>>69882951
>>69882303
Triggered enough to respond twice, kek. You really are projecting aren't you m8?
why is it up to the government to teach these kids?
shouldn't it be the teacher's responsibility to teach?
why blame the government if the teachers arent teaching?
>>69883140
I agree, I have nothing but sympathy for disabled people. I want to support them but the reality is they'll often have a hell of a time finding independence and may never in fact find it. It's fucking sad because it's not his fault at all.
>>69882901
There are apparently two different methods of screening with one of them producing tons of false positives. Unfortunately the more accurate screening process is more invasive.
>>69883140
I was watching some programme about the life of a downie and he acknowledged how shitty his life was and how he'd periodically have to take time out to fathom why G-d would do something like that to him.
Some downies can actually turn out alright (probably more productive than niggers) if they're lucky and raised properly.
>massive unemployment in SA
>crapping on about NDIS and disability education
Typical Q&A
>>69883221
Bring back Junglist
>>69883018
>>69883115
The idea was institutions are evil so they should be shut down. All the really disabled/insane people were released into 'community care'.
Those people had no idea what they are in for so now the severely disabled are barely cared for and police have to run around cleaning up tardsplosions.
>>69883140
Their lives obviously take a turn for the worse as soon as their parents are unable to take care of them. They usually end up having to go into aged care because there's nothing else for them.
>>69883241
i don't give a fuck about him, i just think it's immoral to lie to subhuman-intelligent manchildren
>>69883272
teachers are a protected class.
>doing pol at uni
>entire class says federalism is better and should be strengthened because then there can be great uniform standards in education and health etc
>everybody somehow ignores theres no reason why the federal government couldnt or wouldnt uniformly erode health and education
TRIGGERED AS FUCK FOR REAL. like these are meant to be the smart kids who made it to uni and then apparently can critically think and all they want is big government which will magically be better than competitive states
>>69883014
>>69883105
Aaahahaha holy kek. I remember watching this episode but it was before I browsed /pol/.
Thank you based Anons.
>>69882663
What aspect has been debunked?
>>69882725
They just have higher teacher standards because you need a masters in education as well as a bachelors instead of some 3 year degree with a 60 ATAR.
>>69883223
sharon ozbourne spotted
>>69883309
Good Game is a lost cause. Should have seen the rant Nichboy went on last week about Allison Rapp's firing and telling viewers to get fucked if they cared about ethics.
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>>69883343
fucking unions, mate
>>69883221
pic related
>>69882844
Thats pretty funny
>>69883263
>kek
That's not what your mum said
>>69883309
Lol I remember emailing ABC when they killed him off.
>>69883323
They let the disabled kid run around my school. He just charged up and down the building punching people he ran past, or tried to jump off the second floor balcony. You'd be sitting in class and see him run past the window followed by three big male teachers trying to catch him before he threw himself to his death.
One time he came out of nowhere and punched my paper aeroplane out of mid-air!
>>69883309
I bet junglist fapped to the thought of hex grinding her dirty feet in his face aafter she took his job.
In between shitting up the ABC forums I mean.
***TRIGGER WARNING***
This webm is pretty brutal
>>69883426
really got a link cunt?
>>69883336
That need for honesty is a weakness your enemies do not share.
>>69883426
oh shit
link me mate
>more finnish shilling
these commies man.
>Finland
Finland mentioned again! Suomi strong.
>>69883309
YES
