>>67975655
>>67976724
>they actually think phonebanking works
>>67976868
their phonebanking system is so shitty that some people were getting 10 calls a day from Bernie fags
>Can't even sway the democratic primaries
>Thinks they can sway hundreds of elections at once
>>67976868
If I was on the fence about voting for Hillary or Bernie and some college kid called me to waste my time and annoy me like that I'd vote Hillary.
>>67975655
>They actually think they can pick the superdelegates
This election is just one giant wake up call for them.
They're "facebanking" now.
They use scripts to send mass facebook event invites to Bernie Sanders rallies to anyone in a certain area.
I cringe at these Berniefags. They are so naive.
I think many of them are probably decent, well-intentioned people (AIDS Skrillex and Cuck Carl notwithstanding). But I see in them so much of the gee-golly-oh-shucks idealism I saw in my time with the Ron Paul campaigns.
They haven't been red pilled. They just don't understand. Eventually, I think many allies will emerge from the contingent of "Berniebros" (18-25-year-old white males), just as the Paul campaign crushed our hopes and forced us to examine reality.
The niggers are killing their SWPL movement. They dare not even mention it in polite company, but that's the truth. They will never have the nation they desire in a multicultural hellhole.
Just give them time, gentlemen. Sit back and enjoy the lulz, but let's not shit on them when they come crawling to the bastions of realtalk.
>>67977814
They are clearly really desperate. I actually want Bernie to win all three states on Tuesday, but by small margins. This way the Bernouts will have hope and continue to give us epic lols.
>>67976724
>>67976724
>mfw I've been doing this all week
I remember I made one lady cry by informing her that she's a racist because she's white and her opinion is therefore worthless.
It's doubly hilarious when I call them at night and wake them up.
>>67979081
>>67979081
You are a credit to your flag.
>>67979081
>receive call at 3 in the morning
>G'Day Mate, I hope ya voting for Bernie, ya white bitch
>>67975655
Literally a cult.
>>67979081
Oh Australia, you savage. Never change.
>>67979081
The non-shitposting Aussie. Well done.
I wish Bernie Sanders would have a heart attack.
>>67975655
They actually think they're fucking elected, top kek.
>>67979081
>>67980108
FUCKING TOP ZOZZLE
>>67980193
LOL!!!
That person is a fucking liar. Any time you post Bernie shit, you get your ass rammed
>>67980314
That's not very progressive of you.
>>67975655
At least they have the will to stand up to the establishment. What the fuck do you guys do besides complaining about race mixing?
>>67980404
shill detected.
>>67979081
>I remember I made one lady cry by informing her that she's a racist because she's white and her opinion is therefore worthless.
Wait, is that trolling?
Because bernouts believe it anyway.
>>67980396
>friedman
That better be /pol/troll
>>67978084
Seriously these fags have no soul, they think they do, but jokes on them. They are walking flesh with a bit of logic and awareness.
>>67977814
Why do the words "phonebanking" and facebanking" piss me off so much?
>>67980404
>stand up to the establishment
>by expanding government
gg no re
>>67980108
that paraphrasing of political campaigning in Aus has put one order of sides on your tab anon, I'll need them as soon as possible thanks.
>>67980579
Fuck that is cringey.
>>67980193
>the only way Sanders can ever lose this election, is poor voter turnout
>Democrat primary turnout is at record lows
>>67980193
Is this Carl? The smugness feels about right.
>>67980404
that establishment they are 'standing up to' will be empowered to a whole new level if their idiot candidate has his way.
how is this contradiction not obvious to them?
seriously. his message can be distilled to : government is the problem so lets solve it by empowering government and putting it in control of everything.
am i the only one that sees it this way? baka senpai
>>67980579
fitting words though, because they are the most obnoxious way of campaigning
I wonder how many people just told the solicitors that they plan to vote for Sanders only to get them to stop calling/messaging
I think alot
>>67980276
well it is shitposting, it's just shitposting we're in favor of
and frankly, it's exactly the kind of thing I'd expect Australia to do
>>67980443
>>67980590
I'm not saying I don't hate Bernie, I'm just complimenting his supporters' effort.
>>67980735
>how is this contradiction not obvious to them?
Useful idiots as Yuri put it.
>>67980193
>dismantle the establishment
>by drastically increasing its size and power
are these people literally 12?
>>67980396
>fucking old people..
>voting for bernie
Word
>>67980639
>we would never have a fundraiser again
sure......
>>67978118
Additionally the more resources the Bernie Campaign soaks up from hilldog the less she has to fight Trump.
Someone put bernie Sanders logo on this
>>67975655
What's wrong with this? Of all the posts on reddit, why did you feel this one was shocking enough to show me on /pol/?
>>67980193
>i subtly made people on /pol/ want to vote for a jew
Absolutely delusional
>>67980864
Did someone say Yuri?
>>67980728
>they don't suspect a thing
....
How delusional are these people?
>>67979081
>>67980108
>>67980396
>this country will never accept socialism until whites are a minority
>brown countries with socialism are shitholes
Do these people fucking think at all?
I have negative physical responses when I read about people donating their kid's vacation money to Sanders.
>>67981349
If they did, they wouldn't be supporting Sanders in the first place
>>67979081
>call them at night and wake them up
>>67980108
>>67981444
>>67981349
b-but thats cuz of white imperialism
Redditors are meme masters. Everyone on here are fakers
>>67979081
>>67980193
>funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan-- the hardcore sites.
Oh I'm havin' a giggle.
>>67979081
you're a hero
>>67979081
Holy shit, you too?
>Got Skype account
>Got my Russian girlfriend over
>She'd call and tell the person who picked up to vote for comrade sanders
>I'd call again and tell them they're a downright fukken cunt if they vote for Hillary
>"Do it for Tones!"
>She'd call again and go on about how the Soviet Union wasn't actually that bad
>"Tsar Sanders needs your support Comrade!"
>We'd do this constantly to 2 or 3 people over the course of a week
>At one point I just played with my dog using a laser pointer and group called 3 people at once
At one point one of them screamed at my GF "WE SHOULD HAVE BLOWN UP YOU FUCKING COMMIES!"
>>67980639
What the fuck do they think money is going to do for his campaign?
>Oh, only 90% of the population disagrees with him. If we all donate $500 and make 43 million calls right now we can win this! Let's go team!!!!!
Bernie himself came to reddit asking them to donate money a few weeks ago. He knows he has zero chance of winning right? Is he just literally jewing them out of their money before he drops out? He even has a deadline like a fucking infommercial.
I've been watching a lot of phone banking on YouTube lately. It's mesmerizing how delusional and arrogant they are and it seems like in half of them somebody ends up crying.
>>67980728
HAHA OH WOW TRUMP SAID THIS, HE IS SURLEY STUMPED!!
IM SWITCHING MY VOTE OVER TO BERNIE, HE'S NOT WITH THE BIG BANKS AND HE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT HES SAYING!
>This is how subtle they think they are.
They are straight up delusional. It's almost scary.
>Bernie loses 4/5 states and is 700 delegates behind Hillary
>B-B-But.. it was STILL a Bernie victory !!! Keep donating guys! :^)
>>67981546
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67981585
Well they created Bernard Sanders I guess.
>>67981613
That's agressive
>>67979081
Thank you Australia. You are doing Kek's work.
>>67980193
>mfw garbonzo actually thinks he can change peoples opinions here
>mfw literally every berniefag on here is a reddit shill
>>67979081
kek
>>67980396
>friedman
/pol/ is never not right
>>67981792
I thought he lost Missouri?
>>67979081
I somehow doubt you did this.
Your accent would clue them in.
>>67979081
Can you get in legal trouble doing this?
>>67981744
>Russian telling Americans that Sanders will bring back the glory days of the USSR
>>67981744
>WE SHOULD HAVE BLOWN UP YOU FUCKING COMMIES!
Top kek
>>67981917
I've no idea, but I've got nothing to worry about since nobody is going to extradite me for calling a few people
>>67977796
>Implying they can wake up
>>67979081
>>67981744
Australians truly are the masters of shitposting.
>>67980193
>You just have to be really subtle about it and they wont suspect a thing
>>67981909
He did but they were so hopeful for a win they all called it early.
>>67981909
My mistake.
>He lost all 5/5* states ... But he still overperformed!!
kek
>>67981917
It isn't illegal. Even if it was I doubt the CIA is going to track down anon for calling people.
>>67979081
Isn't it expensive to phonebank from Australia?
>>67982036
fuck i want to try this, i have a pretty good russian accent, from years of impersonating gta 4's nico belic
>>67979081
>>67981744
>>67980108
Never change, Aussie.
How are the failing this fucking hard? We raised over a million dollars for Officer Wilson just by shitposting and making nigger jokes. They are putting in a massive effort and succeeded in nothing. It's even more funny that they take themselves so seriously.
>>67982154
My girlfriend was actually born in Russia, so she has the iconic accent.
>>67982044
Don't you have mullah semen to drink?
>>67979081
fucking liar.
The phone bank locks during after hours.
It is literally impossible to phone bank during late hours.
piece of shit liar.
>>67982270
Maybe if they weren't such pretentious faggots they could actually get something done.
>>67982270
kek
The only thing that keeps me alive anymore is seeing just how triggered lefties get about even the smallest things.
Trump winning the presidency will be the ultimate trigger. I cannot wait.
>>67982270
Funny and cringey, like watching Carl and AIDS Skrillex chest bumping after they tell someone off.
>>67981812
Gotta say Bernard Sanders is a pretty dank meme.
>>67981745
They barely know that he spends millions of dollars in extremely expensive TV ads, that his campaign paid for much more than Hillary, because she actually planned and bought them more than a couple weeks in advance. Not only, the desperation to win the next states makes Sanders saturate TV with his ads, further decreasing effect.
>>67982270
Because we were supporting a man ostracized for doing his job
They're just trying to get gibsmedats.
>>67979081
>>67980108
>>67982348
or he's just stupid and did it at night in his country
>>67982303
Fuck off and cke on the kike dick you're currently sucking
>>67980193
>funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan -- the hardcore sites.
>>67982493
He's the ultimate beta. A low energy male. Especially with Trump running, the contrast is even more obvious. Even his own cucks are losing respect for him. In 2008 or maybe even 2012 he could have won... but America is looking for an alpha right now.
>>67980404
Oh I don't know, win the presidency.
>>67982599
You seem pretty mad, muslim. I must have hit pretty close to the mark.
You know, I nailed a couple Iranian bitches once. Back in college. They said they were "sisters," but really their fathers were sending them to the United States because they couldn't get real educations in Iran. Fucking nasty girls. Funny how those repressed chicks really unleash when you tell them it's okay and no one will judge them. They weren't really very pretty (muslim girls never are) but wow were they freaks.
Are we winning the war, friends?
are those fucking deluded communists an hero'd yet?
>>67981546
>average Colorado transplant
God I hate what that state has become.
>>67982899
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>67982796
We won the war and ushered in the Golden Age on the 15th. Everything is in the bag for Trump from this point on.
>>67982899
Tell me about it, I'm a Colorado native and I'm thinking about moving to Montana or something to get away from everyone.
>>67981349
Oh, they do.
Look at his name.
>>67983029
Dont jump the gun, mate
you know what happened with Romney all those years ago.
>>67982270
>Only 15 dollars because you shouldn't ask for hand outs, but I'll give you 10 dollars because it's for a good cause
>5 dollar donation
sides in orbit
>>67982795
That s because iranian are not arabs , persian master race
>>67982348
Just take a few numbers and save them for later.
That's why I didn't make all calls at night
>>67977448
I called 13 times to the same person. That lady got mad as fuck, specially if all you ever do its talking in Spanish.
>Vote for Bernie señora, se lo digo vote por él para que no deporten a mi abuelita.
>>67976868
Phonebanking only works when it's under the guise of a "survey" that gives you "some information you might hear in a during a campaign." The political phonebanks are by-and-large useless and rely on you sounding informed and nice in hopes they explore more. You need the borderline propoganda to do work.
t. call center worker
>>67983315
When did I say anything about arabs?
>>67980639
>>67980728
https://www.reddit.com/user/garbonzo607
>>67981744
Holy kek. I want to believe this is real
>>67976868
They think the 75 year olds who still use landlines and fought literal wars against communism are going to vote for a socialist because some dick head 30 year old NEET called them on the phone.
>>67981745
Sanders was never planning on winning. It is why he never contests Shillary on the hundreds of things she has done wrong. He just wants to jew them out of their cash, and it's working very well.
>>67983595
*13-year-old
>>67983352
>>Vote for Bernie señora, se lo digo vote por él para que no deporten a mi abuelita.
>que no deporten a mi abuelita.
>>67983595
>30 year old
They've got 15 year olds phonebanking, doubt the average caller age is above 19
>>67982899
Colorado here. I am thinkng about moving to Wyoming.
Hey, for you false flag phonebankers, you should coordinate and get like 5 or so of you to all call the same person in succession. I'd imagine it would be pretty amusing how pissed they'd be getting Sanders calls 5 or more times in a row from different people.
>>67983352
Fucking kek
you're a prince peru
>>67983790
holyshit, thanks for pointing me to epic bread
>>67980728
>go through user's post history
>nothing like that
Stop faking shit it's just retarded.
>>67978084
>Just give them time, gentlemen. Sit back and enjoy the lulz, but let's not shit on them when they come crawling to the bastions of realtalk.
This. Some of these morons are voting for Bernie because they think socialism helps the working class. After the cuck loses we will guide them to the light that is Trump.
>>67983807
>5
We need to go for 20 honestly.
Give each person exactly 5 minutes to call, try and get 20 people in, if they stop picking up just wait a few hours and try again.
>>67981501
There are four lights.
What on earth is wrong with these people?
They are so fucking invested in some old man and I don't understand the length they will go to pressure people to think a certain way because they think they are right.
>>67983595
tfw 32 and have a landline
>>67982377
>tfw in that collage
Feels good man
>>67982377
Lost at
>Hitler donating
>Made it into Germanys national news
>>67984644
Why do you pay extra to use the telephone pole jew?
>>67983352
>>67980443
>She's mixed race.
White guy taking care of a black man's baby I bet.
>>67981546
>daughter is mixed race
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume it's not his biological daughter, but rather his wife and her black boyfriend's daughter that he is stuck raising.
>>67984929
I never use my cell phone or carry it with me so I have a min plan and only add time if I'm going out of town.
But mostly it's because, for the last 10 years, I get regular calls from debt collectors calling for a man named Dean. I don't know this man but he runs up some hilarious debts, I wouldn't want to miss out on the updates of his life.
>>67978084
>But I see in them so much of the gee-golly-oh-shucks idealism I saw in my time with the Ron Paul campaigns
100 percent my man
I actually got angry a while back thinking that their campaign might work and the Paul campaign didn't, listening to them complain about many of the same problems with the establishment and media
>>67983352
You get the Honorary Aussie award for IRL Shitposting. Well done!
>>67985237
>But mostly it's because, for the last 10 years, I get regular calls from debt collectors calling for a man named Dean. I don't know this man but he runs up some hilarious debts, I wouldn't want to miss out on the updates of his life.
>>67985498
I know that feel, bro.
I still have fond memories of the Paul days, and I still sympathize with many of his positions.
But anti-establishment right-wingers (our people) have matured. We've entered a new phase of realpolitik, and that's good. We had to get the shit kicked out of us in 2008 and 2012 in order to accept the premise that we will win by any means necessary.
Many of these Bernfags are finding the same sort of outlet we Paultards did. They know something is fucked up beyond repair, they can sense the corruption and atomization. They know drastic changes must be made.
We need to be there when they're finally put down by the Democrat establishment. They will be at their lowest. They'll question all the foundational ideals that led them into the movement to begin with.
After Paul lost, many of us said, "What the fuck are we gonna do? We CLEARLY EXPLAINED what the issues are and how to fix them. WHY WON'T THIS MULTICULTURAL MISCEGENATED SOCIETY BECOME LIBERTARIAN???
The soul-searching will begin for the Berniebros once they lose and have time to lick their wounds. They'll start to understand demographics, the gibs industrial complex, etc. Not all of them, but a good number will be looking for answers.
And we have to furnish them with those answers.
>>67980396
>betrayed by the white voters.
Its literally the fucking opposite! These bern victims are fucking delusional!
Bernie only wins in white states.
How the hell did Bernie get this cult of personality when Hillary didn't? You'd think a woman as pandering as her would get a massive, rabid fanbase.
>>67985237
Sometimes police and repo men show up to my house looking to repossess De'Shawn Jontavious's cadillac. I am 100% serious.
I don't even mind Bernie that much.
I just have a visceral hatred for almost all Bernie supporters. They're so fucking insufferable. Anyone else feel the same?
>>67986059
Obvious pandering is obvious
>>67986239
Yeah before he show his true face by blaming Trump on the protests I thought he was a well intented old cuck.
Now he should just drop out. Everyone knows Clinton already won.
>>67981744
>>67979081
my fucking sides
>>67986059
Hillary isn't a communist. Communists are cultists, so they latched onto that guy.
>>67981745
>Is the jew just jewing them for their money?!?
Do you really even need to ask this question?
By the way, once bernie drops out of the race, there should be some effort to expose his corrupt practices/collection of the money.
Gonna be a lot of berncucks feeling the bern and exposing them to the reality of 'with jews, you lose' is a golden opportunity for redpilling.
>>67981917
No - worst case scenario is that you're an incompetent bernie supporter who doesn't understand how to talk to people.
If the phonebanking shit were illegal it wouldn't be allowed to begin with.
>>67982041
>>67982127
>>67986910
Seems some people will be getting calls on their Saturday about Bernie
>>67978084
came here to say this
>>67986059
People are instinctively repelled by female leaders.
And hillary is more repellent than most.
>>67985237
My sides
>>67980193
>funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan -- the hardcore sites.
>>67985498
>I actually got angry a while back thinking that their campaign might work and the Paul campaign didn't, listening to them complain about many of the same problems with the establishment and media
Been paying attention to this stuff since the divisiveness became more apparent after bush's election. Neither party actually represents their voters, but there's a lot of inertia behind both parties and the traitors in the establishment manning the helm are doing a lot of hard work keeping us from uniting and doing something about the real issues.
All this feminism crap was a successful divide and conquer to keep the right and left at each other's throats, because they were both beginning to have commonality against the bankers, jews, and corporate interests.
First we had the tea party movement - republican voters who hated the direction their party was going and wanted a more libertarian approach, with controls on banks, the fed, corporations, and various related entities.
Then we had occupy wall street - liberal voters who wanted banking and corporate reforms to get money out of politics and start fixing our economic woes. (This is also when the SJW/feminism divide and conquer shit started gaining traction, helping to marginalize the competent whites from within the group to prevent them from successfully continuing the protests)
Today we've got bernie and trump voters, more or less the same thing is happening again: Voters know shit needs to be fixed, and they're doing their utmost to accomplish that without any violence. Now immigration has become an even bigger issue, likewise the globalization that's destroying the economy for the sake of a few billionaire's pocket change.
Whether or not bernie/trump are successful, there's a very strong reactionary undercurrent right now on both sides of left/right dichotomy. I think the moment the two will be successful is when both sides somehow manage to work together and the divide and conquer ceases effective.
>>67987821
>>First we had the tea party movement - republican voters who hated the direction their party was going and wanted a more libertarian approach, with controls on banks, the fed, corporations, and various related entities.
That's not libertarian at all, anon. The whole essence of libertarianism is loose-to-no regulation. The tea party wasn't libertarian in the slightest, considering one of their main planks was "hands off my medicare"
call em what you will but libertarians they certainly were not.
>>67985237
>But mostly it's because, for the last 10 years, I get regular calls from debt collectors calling for a man named Dean. I don't know this man but he runs up some hilarious debts, I wouldn't want to miss out on the updates of his life.
This is excellent.
>>67980193
>get dirtier
>funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan - the hardcore sites
>typing out "Politically Incorrect topic" instead of just saying /pol/
who are these people?? do they even internet?
>>67981049
here you go m8
>>67980443
>>67985058
Lel can't spot quality bait like that.
>Mixed race daughter
>spent $1250 donating to bernie instead of taking daughter to six flags.
>>67975655
I absolutely love watching everything crumble around them. It's one of the most satisfying cases of schadenfreude I've ever had. Between Berniecucks getting BTFO at ever turn, and Hulkamania running wild on Gawker, this has been on hell of a week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>67975655
Notify the Superdelegates that they're being threatened by Bernie supporters in Reddit. Maybe they'd get so furious that they'd get Reddit shut down and lots of users there arrested for something.
what are the actual chances of bernie beating hillary?
near zero or absolute zero?
>>67983801
Don't, they don't want you anymore than you wanted the Californians.
>>67983739
well, someone like aids skrillex is 30
>>67980193
>funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan-- the hardcore sites
i'm literally in tears right now
>>67986144
That sounds like a fun conversation with the cops.
>Let me double check. Nope still not De'Shawn.
Dean gets a lot of appointment confirmations for doctors and so on. I suspect he uses my number when he doesn't have any intention of paying for these services so I make sure to change the time on all his appointments when they call to confirm.
Same day, several hours after the original if I can.
>>67980443
>He're who I am - a married dad who moved to the suburbs of Denver after my wife's baby negro was born.
>>67989182
like Bernie supporting niggers picking fights with other negroes and get their asses kicked while white kids shout
>fucking white male!
>>67988670
Look at how the GOP is treating Trump. The Democrats would do the same to Flanders if he had an actual chance of winning
>>67982285
I have never actually seen a Russian with a stereotypical ruski accent, huh
>>67980396
>Betrayed by white voters
Literally the only ones voting Bernie are white males.
>>67982377
>Adolf Hitler
>er hat nichts falsch gemacht
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>mfw I was a bernie supporter
>mfw I knew bern died back after niggers would rather vote for DA FURST WOMAN PRESERDANT rather than someone who actually marched with King Jr.
I'd rather live in a facist state than see more nothing get done under the lie that everything is better than ever.
My original plan was to vote for trump if hillary got the nominee, and I'm sticking to it.
Cruz is a fucking homophobe anyways. Long live the wall.
>>67980108
>>67990470
>someone who actually marched with King Jr.
So?
You bernouts have to realize that mans nothing.
>>67980193
>funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan-- the hardcore sites.
>>67976724
Lmfao.
>Thinking phone banking works.
>>67990737
He's better than Hillary "First thing I'm doing in office is pardon my own felonies" Clinton
And believe it or not, we're gonna need a basic income when machines replace over half of our industry. What are truck drivers going to do when they're replaced by google's smart cars?
At least trump's an isolationist when it concerns anyone but ISIS.
>>67983352
I'm proud to be half peruvian
>>67990029
She left when she was 16, and she sounds literally exactly like every Russian on TV.
People have asked me if I was using a soundboard for a GF multiple times.
I'm waiting for some desperate berniefag that gave him all their welfare to try and take down Clinton to ensure his nomination
>>67980443
>my daughter's pretty disappointed that we aren't going to Six Flags
lol you went too far there. It was actually believable up until then. Still funny
>>67991693
the democrats would be rioting in the streets! Against each other!
>>67981792
berniecucks to this day, refuse to believe hillary having all those superdelegates matter, they still think those superdelegates will jump ship to feel the bern even though the democratic party has outright stated that the superdelegates were put in place to prevent grassroots movement politicians from getting the nomination
>>67979081
>>67980108
this is the best board in the world
>>67991083
> marched with King
There were millions of people that did this and Bernie was just another random nobody in the crowd. He then proceeded to do absolutely nothing for the next 40 years of his life.
It's extremely heartwarming that the collective hate for juden soclialist and God King Trump have bought the world together to rustle the collective jimmies of the radical left.
Goddamn /pol/. Is this love that I'm feeling...?
>>67976724
>falsely accuse 4chan of something malicious
>mfw pol turns around and actually does it
>bernie goobers btfo either way
>>67989182
fixed
>>67980396
>>67976724
I love you all you magnificent bastards
I go for short and sweet approach
>HEY, ARE YOU VOTING FOR BERNIE?
>9 times outta ten they say "I haven't decided yet"
>YOU BETTER VOTE FOR HIM YOU STUPID BITCH. I WANT TO SMOKE FREE WEED.
>>67980579
Loving this new meme
>>67992610
kek vult
>>67992725
This is actually quite funny.
>>67980579
Because it's essentially telemarketing and everyone hates telemarketing.
>>67979081
How do I phonebank and is it illegal to IRL shitpost via phonebanking?
>>67979081
>>67981744
Fuck you guys gave me a good laugh.
>>67981049
>>67988362
Simpsons did it.
>>67993481
couldn't you just skype through a mexican vpn something
>>67989075
you're a white male
>>67980193
>funnyjunk, 9gag, 4chan-- the hardcore sites.
Holy fuck that's funny.
I need Vocaroos of phonebank trolling.
>>67976724
Why do they talk about 4chan as if it's one guy and not a very large group of people who browse/post/waste their time on this site?
>>67994110
>>67981025
Can I steal this from you,ameribro?
Bernie Sanders supporters speak like members of a cult. It's fucking weird.
I'm certain there will be news of a number of suicides when he drops out of the race. These people are just too invested in his candidacy, both financially and emotionally.
>>67979081
>flag
checks out
>>67980193
4chan is a hardcore site? Wouldn't that be 8 chan?
>>67980193
>they think they can convince grubby neets who never leave the house to go outside and vote
Jej
>>67994546
I'm pretty hardcore, I drank a can of beer yesterday
>>67994546
not for reddit
>>67989896
Sweet kek Almighty
>>67995188
>/bane/, /int/, and /fit/ are reddit
All of kikechan is delusional.
>Bernie supporters literally can't sleep at night
>>67994110
You do realize literally everyone on 4chan does the same thing with reddit, right?
>>67995416
I'm going to write you up a recommendation for a remedial course in reading comprehension.
>>67995552
Nice
>>67995525
>ME
I'm retarded.
>>67979081
This is just like that Simpsons episode, but in reverse
>>67995552
How can black bulls even compete?
>>67995552
Holy fuck i found my dick twin
>>67985237
>>67986144
Yeah when I had a house at uni every day I would recieve Mail for many different people. All from banks and creditors getting really pissed off. Every name was a sandy name.
>>67980193
>Funnyjunk
>Hardcore
This is coming from someone who uses it.
>>67989514
You're doing gods work anon.
How great would it be if he misses a cancer screening test.
Wow
>>67981745
Holy shit, he asked them to donate before even asking them to vote...
>>67989896
Shaking and crying because someone doesn't agree with you.
Haha yeah... We're the losers.
>>67981744
ayy audio or gtfo
coincidence
>>67994700
Holy shit. Make sure your dad doesn't see it missing
Holocaust
>>67987821
>Been paying attention to this stuff since the divisiveness became more apparent after bush's election. Neither party actually represents their voters, but there's a lot of inertia behind both parties and the traitors in the establishment manning the helm are doing a lot of hard work keeping us from uniting and doing something about the real issues.
The one really positive thing about this election has been that "establishment" candidates are getting completely btfo. Jeb was supposed to be the Republican nominee, with Rubio/Carson/Fiorina as VP. Trump destroyed all 4 of their political careers in less than a year.
>>67996211
>calling Secretary Clinton the greatest Secretary of State of all time
She's not even the best female Secretary of State of all time.
>>67980336
>They actually think they're fucking elected
Well, a lot of them are. In WA state our Governor and some people in Congress are superdelegates.
>>67994700
>>67996251
>Not getting into his whiskey and replacing the missing alcohol with water
I miss being a young edgelord.
Bernie must be so rotted right now.
I mean he's rotted over the stupidity of his followers compared to the effort he's put into his political career, he's basically the Commie Ron Paul, except his supporters are twice as aggressive.
We're talking about a man that at the age of 19 got arrested for being a part of a MLK march, couldn't get a job for 40 years because of his criminal record, finally makes it into politics by selling his parents belongings. Living in a hotel room for 2 years before his Independent party started, which 4 years later crashed.
Then he was forced into the Democratic Party which he hated, and now cuckalicious cucktostraphic cucktastrophy all the way on to reddit.
God damn, what a fucking life.
>>67993662
It's funny how everyone pretends this happens but there's absolutely 0 audio recording of it. You'd think that if it really were this popular we would have a bunch of sound clips already.
How do people phonebank? Through Skype? Do they charge their skype-accounts and make lots of calls?
>>67777777
WITNESS HIM
The only reason so many Super Delegates changed from Clinton in 2008 is because Obama won a lot of primaries (not caucuses).
Why would a black Super Delegate in 2016 change from Clinton to Sanders, considering how Clinton did in South Carolina and especially among black Democratic primary voters? The incentive isn't there.
>>67981745
What are those 4x super mario coins next to the name?
>>67979081
>>67981744
waltzing matilda!
waltzing matilda!
you'll come a waltzing matilda with me!
>>67981745
Reads like a scam email KEK
>>67980108
