When will feminists be btfo and stop making dumb headlines like this? Are we doomed forever for seeing this fucking nonsense? When will PC culture end? I can't take this anymore /pol/
http://www.newsmax.com/US/feminists-rejoice-star-wars-movie/2015/12/18/id/706442/
>introduce female character
>literally goes into the trash
>>58985678
We're pretty fucking fucked.
>>58985678
What haven't they invaded yet?
>>58985895
She is confirmed to return in the next episode
I ain't even mad, Gwendoline Christie is awesome
>>58985678
>star wars thread
audio version:
>>>/wsg/864049
>>58986230
>gets thrown into a trash compactor and still finds the time to get out and escape for episode 8
BRAVO ABRAMS
I'm surprised I never see pics of the lead women.. I never saw this film yet. Is she hot?
http://io9.gizmodo.com/please-stop-spreading-this-nonsense-that-rey-from-star-1749134275
Jesus these faggot liberals are really desperate arent they
>>58985678
Was episode 7 written by a feminist?
>>58986819
Lawrence Kasdan, same guy who wrote Episode V.
>>58985678
lol well done women, Rey is a Mary Sue feminist with no justification and no realism to her powers.
If thats where they are then /pol need to help them.
>>58985678
The movie actually doesn't pass their stupid Feminist test all looking at the requirements. The only time two female characters have a conversation, they are talking about Luke.
>>58986369
Sort of, she's probably the weakest written of the main cast though. Boyega actually wasn't that bad. Since jedi can't get married /pol/ is overreacting with the relationship between them
>>58985678
Lets see how they feel after Kylo takes her arm and leaves her to die.
>>58987761
havnt you noticed the friendship angle? There will be no love relationship in these movies only buddies and pals
they bothered to pay the original actors to show up for episode 7. episodes 7 success is determined by episode 6
episode 8 will determine episode 7s true success. will old people like seing their favorite characters as nothing more than props in the film as the franchise is handed over to a black guy and a woman?
the message is clear and not even as well received as episode 7s box office results may indicate. since many avoided spoilers until they saw the movie
>>58986369
gorgeous
>>58986369
She is a qt though. But I hate how I've never fucking seen her before. Her acting ability was kind of... mehtastic.
>>58985678
feminism is one of those things that look good on paper "Equaltiy among the sexes", but everyone has such a different viewpoint on it, it almost lacks a definition
>>58988508
She had only a couple other film/TV roles before that. It looks like she is totally inexperienced as an actress. Maybe she sucked JJ's cock for the role..
>>58985678
The Bechdel test is fucking retarded.
According to the Bechdel test, the story of the birth of Jesus Christ, a story where a woman gives birth to God himself, and fucking Kings come to give her and her child tidings isn't feminist.
>>58988724
If a film has a feminist message and "passes" that test, I'm more likely to never want to fucking see it ever and will avoid it like the plague. Nothing ruins movies more than a dumb political leftist agenda
>>58988724
Plus, there is the bigger problem of the movie not even passing said test at all.
>When will PC culture end?
When Western universities are purged of commies.
>>58985678
>literal Mary Sue
>feminists love it
Half of me is impressed at the fact that feminists are too stupid to realize that the Mary Sue trope doesn't fit their agenda, the other half of me is disappointed that I didn't realize feminists were in fact that stupid.
God this movie was just awful. Add some "strong don't need no man" female character. That can fix most mechanical things, use force without training, wield a lightsaber by touching it. Black guy just wants to run away which is kek, until the fact that stronk woman empowers him. Oh and lets add the death star...but BIGGER!
>>58985678
>Bechdel Test
This test has always annoyed me, the reason for the test is women never have anything interesting to say, not even women want to watch two other women talk about themselves.
Anyone that's ever been trapped talking to your average female know exactly what I mean.
>>58986362
A lot of time passed between getting thrown in the trash and the Thermal McGuffin getting blown up. Did you forget that the thing was planet sized?
Han, Chewie, Finn, and Rei had to go hundreds of miles.
>>58989337
It was a pretty small planet, based on the comparison between the original Death Star and the thing.
>>58985678
Does anyone else think the new black guy just doesn't look "Star Wars"-y? I have no problem with nigs in movies, but he just doesn't look right for the role in my opinion.
How short is that nigger?
>>58989555
he's 5'9
>>58988890
This.
>>58985678
She was so fucking pathetic. What was a 21st century feminist doing a long time ago in a galaxy far far away?
>>58989816
we wuz jedis
>>58985678
> being that invested, and not knowing why
this whole thing was an ad
and I bet it doesn't
>>58989465
Still it was a planet. Mercury, the smallest planet in the Solar System is 2439,7 km in diameter,
>>58989537
>4000 flavours of alien
>his nose is wrong
I know what you mean though
>>58985678
Sadly this is white culture now, so we need to give it to the world. Encourage positive segregation.
>>58989537
I don't know, he seemed to fit in Solo's role between V and VI pretty well.
>>58990079
The Death Star was 120km in diameter, and based on the comparison in the movie the Starkiller planet was like 10 Death Stars in diameter tops. So around half the size of Mercury.
>>58990100
Yeah, I understand that there's variety. But the fucking chubby xwing pilot isn't a main character. Luke, han, and even lando have that "important character" look.
>>58989537
I honestly liked Finn the most out of all the new characters except for Poe. Ms. "abandoned on a desert planet when I was a toddler yet I'm an incredible pilot and surprise I'm instantly capable of using the force once I find out I can" Rey was the worst. She's fine aside from being instantly great at everything, would've been way better if she started out knowing next to nothing like Luke, or if they had at least provided some backstory as to why she knew how to fly.
>>58990371
I'm not even talking about his character. I'm 100% talking about appearance. I think it's the roundness in his face.
>>58985678
An FFM sado maso movie where the women piss/shit into each others mouths while the guy nails their breasts to the wall with nails would pass that test.
>>58990274
Still, it took about 5 minutes max to escape trash compactor in New Hope.
>>58985895
Honestly she seems like a more interesting character than the main female hope that the new director/writer can handle this big girl better in episode VIII
>>58985678
Why do Feminists have to ruin everything for everyone? Their primary directive must be to make everyone else as miserable as they are because a majority of them are unattractive and have been bullied their whole lives. Feminism gives them some outlet to try and make themselves feel like they are worth a damn, but instead it only serves to have them look for bullshit like Bechdel Tests. When are they going to realize literally no one gives a fuck about them? Just let people enjoy things.
>>58990518
Most of that was from C-3PO being a dummy though. She wouldn't need the doors hacked at all, probably has the codes to open it up herself.
>>58988890
That "T" for Trump...
>>58989215
Every review (or interview with someone leaving the theater) says:
>It was kinda meh, really just reiterated the plot of episode IV, wooden acting, poor writing, nothing spectacular
>B-but I just *loved* the female lead and Jason Boyega, I think a more "diverse" leading cast is so progressive and tolerant!
Nobody ever thinks to ask them "So if the two of them were white males, would you still think their performances were good?"
>>58985678
>FN-2197
>fn
>fucking nigger
>>58987761
>Since jedi can't get married /pol/ is overreacting
ok lets ignore all the jedi's that did marrie and di have children.
Folks I know this shit is easy to get mad at, there's no denying the cast is questionably chosen/written.
But you have to remember no one cares. Not one respectable person cares about Star Wars anymore, it has passed the point of art and just become pure unfiltered commercial product. It's even clearer how shallow and soulless the series has become when you end a Democrat debate with one-liners from the film.
>>58991080
Even Obama ended his press conference saying "I'm going to go watch the film"
It's just "cool" and a trend to see this film. I doubt anyone will even give a fuck about it a year from now, or at least until the next film.
>>58991046
2197 is the prison number of Leah in New Hope.
>Fucking nigger, into prison!
>>58985678
The same feminists that claimed mad max: damsels in distress was a feminist win?
The same feminists that say "post wall fat desperate aging whore" schumer is a proud feminist.
Rey is an orphan that latche on to the first "father figure". Han Solo she ever met, travels across the galaxy to be guided by another man.
I swear in 5 years feminists will proclaim being a 50's housewife "femminism in action"
>>58991046
>>58991340
You just made my day, guys
>>58991325
Exactly. And in my opinion the test of time is what defines art. Artists studying cinema will be looking back at episode 5 to study until time stops, and like you say, I doubt episode 7 will even be remembered in a year.
>>58991385
Wouldn't that be a good thing?
>>58985678
As long as you continue to read this shit and link us to it, it is definitely going to be a long long time...
>>58986369
She looks very DUDE WEED LMAO
>>58985895
>female stormtrooper
>>58985895
She is going to be back, She is going to be the genetic base of the new clone army
>>58992420
>She is going to be the genetic base of the new clone army
Source?
>>58992420
>First Order produces an giant army of clone Phasmas
>They stand around doing nothing for the entire movie
>Movie ends with them being thrown into a trash compactor conga-line style by the protagonists
Would pay to see
Is it just me or did the female main ruin the whole movie for anyone else? That shit was literally 0/10 just cause of the trash female main. I even liked the nigger cause he wasn't painful to watch.
Are they trying to run off of our hate for womyn to make niggers look good?
Be honest with me
Is it worth the watch?
Of the prequel trilogy I only watched the first one and stopped because it sucked
>>58993900
It's not worth it, desu it's another "destroy the death star to win!" Type movie.
>>58993951
So I should just rewatch A New Hope?
>>58992019
Hah she does.. Always has that weird expression/smile on her face.. Looks incredibly fake
>>58993900
It's quite different, but better than prequels. Too much appealing to nostalgia tho
>>58993994
I don't know?
all that matters is that you dont pay to see it.
>>58993900
Its better than the prequels but its very iron man tier and by that I mean it sucked and it would have sucked more without any recognizable characters.
>>58985678
>The Bechdel test (/ˈbɛkdəl/ bek-dəl) asks whether a work of fiction features at least two women who talk to each other about something other than a man. The requirement that the two women must be named is sometimes added.
Only about half of all films meet these requirements, according to user-edited databases and the media industry press. The test is used as an indicator for the active presence of women in films and other fiction, and to call attention to gender inequality in fiction due to sexism.[1]
whut?
the main reason they put relationship shit in movies is to interest women..
>>58995779
Apparently, if there's a woman and they pretend men don't even exist (or they have lesbian subtext) they pass. That is the most fucking retarded shit ive seen in a long time personally. It doesn't even account for the women who DO want to see women talk about men in movies
These tumblr faggots expect the world to revolve around them. really makes me facepalm when I see this shit
>>58995978
yeah, its like saying ban romantic comedies!
all this feminist philosophy comes from landwhales who are actually jealous of women who can get men..
>>58991046
>>58991340
Its FN-2187
And if you think that's just a reference to A New Hope then lrn2film because its not.
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>>58987724
yep, this here. article kind of misses the whole point of the Bechdel test which is that it sets a high bar. having a "strong independent woman who don't need no man" just doesn't cut it, I'm afraid.
>>58996416
Indeed, its sad that so many of these scumbag hamplanets are now journalists, flooding the internet with their click bait garbage articles like in the OP. Not to mention fag beta men who think they are being cool sucking up to these mentally ill women.
It sucks everytime I google something I gotta see a new SJW laden article like this as the first result. I need a new search engine.
>>58996704
Y'know what does pass the Bechdel Test?
A Song of Ice & Fire.
>>58985678
Social Justice Wars: The Cuck Awakens
>>58995779
I love this test because if a movie fails I know it'll be a lot more tolerable than if it passes (less strong wymyn that don't need no man).
>>58992019
She smokes after she gets blacked.
>>58986687
>she's not a Mary Sue
>okay sure, she learned pretty fast without anyone like Obi Won was teaching Luke
>SO WHAT? IT'S STAR WARS! LOL YOU WANNA BITCH ABOUT REALISM IN STAR WARS?
Cognitive Dissonance
>>58999819
kill every jew
>>59001454
>UM, BECAUSE, LIKE, WOMEN ARE LITERALLY BETTER THAN MEN XDDD
>>58999819
>a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, it's 2015 guys
>>58999819
The Flanneled One has to come back.
He must... he must.
>>58997986
but muh triggers
>>59003978
>We were cruel to you, Lucas.
>Perhaps you deserved it.
>Perhaps you didn't.
>But now we need you.
>Make Star Wars Great Again
>>58985678
they aren't really headlines on any publications that matter though, just shit tier SJW mouth pieces
Don't care if woman is good in a film, plenty of great actresses.
However if they are womyn manhaters, I just don't see the film
>>58985678
So how many of you actually hocked up money to see this Disney movie for children?
>>58985678
>When will feminists be btfo and stop making dumb headlines like this?
just wait till "all female ghostbusters" bombs...
>>58988615
I'm going to say that's more of a borderline definitely than a maybe.
I think a lot of these actresses are sucking dick for the roles. It's why they never seem to get roles when they get older despite being SSOOOO "talented" ... basically they're not fuckable anymore so no one cares.
>he does it for free
>>58990113
Isn't this Jewish culture anyway, it's created by a Jew?
>>58985678
This movie is bigger than American elections.
>>58999819
How can you be this much of a pathetic faggot
>>58985678
Rey is such a fucking mary sue in this. thanks to honorary aryan kike Max Landis for pushing this meme further into the forefront
also one thing I don't like I just realized the actress playing Rey literally looks like a baby. she looks like a tall baby with a wig on. I think they're trying to infantalize the female audience subconsciously as part of the conditioning process, revert them to a child like state by identifying as this literal mary sue baby and then re-educating them
>>58992420
>an entire female clone army
>>59007823
she looks like Gilbert Gottfried when she smiles
>>58992420
source?
should it matter if it's male female nigger whatever the fuck? As long as they can fucking act their ass off and get the job done it's good for me.
>>58985678
>Millennial single women are now the fastest growing demographic with disposable income
We are going to be stuck with this for a while, anon. God speed
>>58985678
I am not going to let
Abrams, Mary Sue, jezebel, Gloria Steinem
or anyone else fuck up my enjoyment of this movie
Don't give them the satisfaction
>>58988890
>When Western universities are purged of commies.
I'm not so sure of that. The left took over academia only after they were firmly fixed in the political sphere, in the 1960s. By the time the (alt) right gets the schools back, they will have broad popular support. They won't even need to pile the pinkos into the ovens.
