>be english
>wake up at 5am thanks to the prayers on loudspeaker from the local mosque
>have no time to drink tea, must praise allah
>get on the bus to go to work
>woman sits next to me
>what the fuck does she think she is doing
>call shariah police
>she instantly get arrested
>people see what happened and i see a guy talking about me on the phone
>bus eventually pulls over
>regular UK police tells me to step off the bus
>get awarded a medal from the mayor Sadiq Khan
>come late for work
>my boss Mehmet is mad as fuck
>tell him what happened
>instantly get a raise and the rest of the day free
>spend all the extra money at the local Halal butcher and buy a new gift for my wife
>come back home to my beautiful 7 year old wife Aisha and hand her the teddy bear i bought
>also beat her for not cooking good enough food
>suddenly i hear a bang on my door
>oh shit it must be the police
>it's Sadiq Khan again
>get my second medal of the day
>wake up the following day
>get on the tube
>i see my photo on the front page of The Evening Standard
>oh shit i am fucked
>read the headline
>"local hero shows what it means to be quintessentially british"
>mfw
>get a phone call later that day
>the queen wants to meet me alongside with the local imam
>get a knighthood
>mfw
How is the average day in your country like pol?
>>80205702
>wake up
>get out of bed
>open the door
>get shot on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>80205702
>Wake up
>Plan invasion of the British isles.
>Raid the Medway steal their flagships.
>Mass butthurt in angloland which has never been seen before
>Their nobles start plotting against their own king.
>Ask our king to take over.
>Sail to the British isles again
>Install our King on their throne.
>Golden era ensues.
Typical wednesday.
>>80206032
>the dutch
>>80205702
>Wake up
>Open up /pol/
>5 Police killed 10+ wounded in BLM terrorist attack
>Prepare for happening
>>80205702
A true brit. I am a proud son.
>>80205702
kek
>>80206579
inshallah my brother, show those kaffirs in one of muhammad's colonies how life has to be lived
very nice
>>80205878
Why did I laugh at this
Wake up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
>>80205702
5/10 i chuckled
>>80207190
Wake up.
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/smrh.mp4
>wake up
>not give a shit
>mfw nothing happening
>Wake up
>Realize Wallonia still exists
>mfw
>>80205702
Hit the reset button, senpai
>>80207055
because you're a stupid drunk cunt?
>>80205702
>the queen wants to meet me
You better have made sure that slut was wearing her burqa
>>80205702
Would been good if Sadiq Khan turned up at your door asking for three some with your 7 year old wife
>>80205702
7/10
>>80207891
Hope she is accompanied by a male relative too. Allah knows how devient a womans mind is.
>>80206032
you know your countries not going to exist in 10-15 years?
