>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls
>>79471395
ROBERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
ROBERT REPORTING IN
>>79471439
> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black trailblazer
IN ROBERT WE TRUST
CHECK YO KEYS
>yfw Robert tonight
REAL ROBERT HOURS START NOW
>>79471470
> Gang disturbance on Roscoe and Polasky - Nothing Further
> Robert is having issues logging on
> Woman called in stating people who lived beneath her apartment are trying to break in
> Aliens attempted communication via Chiraq radio at 12:02 EST
> Man called in wanting a party bus kept from parking
> Man in black shirt black pants trying to break into apartment, man threatened to throw rocks through window at caller
> Three males fighting with female, shirts off, behind library. Mace in play
> Fancy Nig nog asked about Eastbound Transfer
> Three males tagging someone's car in alley, caller couldn't give description...Probably black.
> Drunk strikes GF in grey VW jetta
> Group of Hispanics throwing bottles at moving cars
Mods sticky thread pls
/Robert/
maybe use this for the next thread
>>79471395
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT
PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
HAIRY ZEBRAS JARED DIAMOND BTFO
I missed the Robert meme, is it recorded somewhere?
What are some important codes/numbers I should remember /pol/?
>>79471463
new to these threads, whos robert?
or should i lurk moar
>>79471395
MODS STICK
>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>>79471459
>>79471463
10-4 Robert check your keys and good morning
>>79471439
Is this Chicago or Iraq holy shit
>>79471493
All they need to do is remove up the bump limit
Stickies attract retards
>>79471395
This is fucking brilliant
CHECK YOUR KEYS PLEASE
CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>79471439
I'm screenshotting your posts and using it to redpill fucking Eurofags on nigs.
"here's 10% of what happens in Chicago on a friday night."
don't get too crazy with it
>>79471509
PRAY FOR ROBERT, BLESS HIS SHOES IN CHASE AND HIS DRAW IN THE HOOD.
Chicongo scanner threads are awesome.
>>79471531
He's basically single handedly cleaning the city of Chicago.
>>79471535
Robert
BAN ASSAULT CARS
>>79471557
Chiraq m8tie
>>79471560
this and i prefer to be comfy
>>79471535
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Everything under Chicago Police Dept. Reporting Codes
There are so many goddamned numbers, what do they all mean.
don't get too crazy with it
>>79471604
if you take off his radio will he die?
>>79471531
robert is a code word or some shit, OP SHOULD ADD IT TO THE STRICKY STRICKY
>>79471535
Robert is all you need.
>WHY DID YOU JUST COME DOWN HERE LIKE WE SAID
fucking sassy old man
>>79471509
MAY ANON CALL IN HOT TIPS AND AID ROBERT
CLOSE THE FUCKING ROAD NOWWWW
What happened to the wet rag on the sunroof
did it ever get sorted?
>>79471575
>>79471654
It would be extremely painful.
>>79471681
she died
>>79471660
adding the meaning of robert to the pasta destroys the meme machine
>>79471395
Fucking chimps
>is this a police shooting?
>>79470836
>>79470836
look at this sick fuck
POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!
POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!
POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!
POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!
What happens when the listener count gets to 2500?
>>79471531
Robert is the hero we need right now
OFFICER INVOLVED SHOOTING
>is this a police shooting?
>yes
oh shit
Robert will clean up the city
I keep seeing Fourth of July is gonna be crazy. Any reason other than fireworks and celebration will make things worse ?
POLICE SHOOTING
More shit going down on Polasky
>>79471681
The world may never now anon.
>>79471509
>no steal this pepe mang
THANK YOU KEK FOR THE BANTZ, WATCH OVER ROBERTS, MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS ARE NOT A CONDITION.
LEO shooting...officer involved
>>79471721
He's a big guy
>>79471769
You're going to check your keys
>>79471604
The hero we didn't deserve but got anyway
Our knight against dark creatures of gang banging fire works shooting bottle throwing domestic issues having shots firing black crack dealers
POLICE SHOOTING
FIREFIGHTERS INVOLVED IN ACCIDENT
police shooting everyone~!~!~!~!
robert anthem - eternal thread theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnNLodiKKyc
>>79471769
your gona see some serious nigs
Cook County Sheriff had to deliver some hot lead justice, baby!
>>79471786 \
I think last 4th of July was a fucking murder fest so this time might be the same
POLICE SHOOTING CONFIRMED ROBERT
>>79471786
More alcohol probably
>>79471769
Rahm Emanuel joins Robert in his crusade
Do they know if they have been shot or not?
ROBERT REMOVING NIGGERS WITH HIS SERVICE FIREARM
>>79471803
what is LEO
rip robert
Currently browsing used police cruisers on craigslist. Along with police scanners
Officer Roberts down!
>off duty cop involved in shooting
this will make the news tomorrow
>>79471875
Law Enforcement Officer
OFFICER DOWN!!!
Captcha - pancakes
>>79471875
Low Energy Officer
>>79471875
law enforcement officer
>>79471855
Last year was like 16 dead 50+ injured. We are WAY ahead of schedule.
>>79471786
it's hard to discern gunshots from fireworks
>>79471875
LEO is a robert
>fire department team involved in an accident
Didn't know there was a fire in progress.
>>79471875
Law enforcement officer (cop/police)
ROBERT ON SEEN OFF DUTY COP
Wha the fuck kind of person decides to be a cop in that city Jesus Christ
>screaming, then complete stop
>>79471875
Law Enforcement Officer
>>79471856
They expect one nig in the crash brother
>>79471875
Kill yourself
>>79471875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQZBaJAngH8
REMINDER
this is not in response to any police shooting or anything.
this is just chicago.
>>79471964
Fucking heroes. That's who.
>>79471867
kek
chirk" naw we havn't told him yet"chrik
>>79471971
she's saying "Screaming 'please stop'"
>>79471875
Law Enforcement Officer
>>79471660
>spoonfeeding the meme
pls no
>6 shots fired
>nothing further
fireworks at the playground
>>79471907
Gay
>>79471950
There is ALWAYS** a fire somewher in Chiraq. No exceptions.
>>79471907
You gonna go in the hood and straighten shit out yourself?
>>79471964
there's a waiting list just to apply
>>79471681
The boys who threw it were charged with possession of damp linen.
>>79471907
I loved my p71
>fair skinned person
kek
>bear skin person
>getting in an out of 3 different cars
kek
>tfw listening to Chiraq and my home town at the same time
MYSTERIOUS PERSON
Is Chicago the most violent city?
I though Oakland was for some reason.
>Fireworks at playground
>suspicious white person climbing in and out of three random cars
>a guy is getting out of 3 cars with a flashlight
>>79471660
Delet thid
Fair skinned...
>>79472073
kek
>>79472085
Did you keep is stock?
>>79471875
A type of deli sandwich, where i come from, its pretty good.
>>79472125
as in "no acne"
SHOTS FIRED REPORTED
>>79471869
This needs to be an OP pic. Kek!
>Caller said he heard three shots
>*Bored Sigh*
It's all so tiresome...
So, was it an officer involved in a shooting or an officer shot? If it's the latter, shit is going to go the fuck down. Cops in military hardware will start tearing neighborhood apart.
Also, listening to this for two hours and its obvious all of the BLM "Cops shot without reason! Police brutality!" Shit is such a fucking shallow bullshit movement.
>>79471907
Auctions my son. Auctions.
That heavy sigh and sound of depression. The dispatchers must be drinking because they know its a lost cause
I love how jaded these dispatchers and policemen are. They're just completely unaffected by any of this horeshit. They just sigh and move on to the next nigger.
>Suspicious motion detected at middle school
>Loud music complaint
>More fireworks
>Driver hits a fence and stop sign, gold cab w/gray trailer 797 on truck "EL MAC" on side
>>79472111
Murder capital of the US.
> THAT LOUD MUSIC
Robert down :( this not so fun any more bros.
>>79472195
Officer involved.
>>79471439
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
C-Chigurh?
L MAC is on the move. Look out!!
> LMAC blaring his music
>an in said we also hav been using lu124 anamana
t. sheboon
>What did she said
>ten four robert
ROBERT CONFIRMED ALIVE
robert 4 anonymous
>>79472195
Involved
So much crime god damn, I can't really understand what they're saying most of the time desu
>>79472200
i lived with a dispatchers for a while. shes was like 21 and drank non stop. haggard ass bitch
Fair skinned=probably owns all the cars or is being a good fair skin by turning off the headlights to preserve their batteries. No big deal.
>>79471907
just join your local police anon, THEY WANT YOU
>gold car
> El Mac on the side
>music blaring
10ft higher
>>79472284
>aryan
that chick is orange bro
>>79472270
Good. Tally one for the good guys. Kill them nogs, boys.
Holy fuck. I was just listening to Chicago police scanner for the first time, then I go on pol and the first thread I see is for Chicago police scanner.
What does this mean?
a lot of fireworks going off tonight
>Noise complaint on Taylor
>Battery on Helena for a Hutchinson
>School followup: people can be heard behind trees but not seen
>>79472339
ROBERT IS WITH YOU
Nigs hidin behind trees
HEAR EM BEHIND THE TREES
>>79472148
It came with the Amber light bar in the back, still had the strobes in the front and rear, with some ambers in the grill and a push bar on the bumper
I got it off a retired cop/current private detective, I didn't need to add anything
>>79472339
kek wills it
Niggers niggers gay niggers stupid niggers Hillary 2016
we should make contact with random Chicago nigs on twitter and warn them that Robert is on a rampage this weekend
>>79472339
10-4,Robert
>>79471907
future ham
>disturbance at house
>caller can't see them their shuffling around behind the trees
We walking dead now
>>79471964
Robert, that's who
>>79472085
Awesome cars
I used to get to test drive Crown Vic P71 police packages straight off the factory floor
They are fast and fun to drive
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79472334
>Tally one for the good guys.
Considering this is the first we've heard directly.
Every thread to date has been nogs scoring own-goals. kek
>>79472200
>>79472215
Its a shitty job, but someone has to do it, and apparently the pay is good enough to deal with this bullshit day in and day out.
>>79472339
I-it means you're home brother!
>>79472373
SHA-CLACK-CLACK
>>79472339
ROBERT HAS BLESSED YOU
11-33 robert, stay frosty robert
>>79472339
>DOUBT
show me your hands leaf, what are you doing here.
>>79472373
ITS NAM ALL OVER AGAIN
>>79472108
Same here anon, only Chiraq is my hometown. RIP me
>>79472339
Robert is a holy disciple of kek
>>79472395
ROBERT IDENTIFIED
CONFIRMED ROBERT
FOOT CHASE
>>79472375
What happened to it? Had a friend who has a white Crown Vic and the guy nearly always gets right of way and people driving real polite when they come near
Bomb squad??
ITS A CHASE
> NIG WHITE SHIRT ON DA LOOSE
>>79472339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwdzYC3uUc
OUR MESSIAH
PRAISE BE, THE SON OF KEK
THE ONE
THANK YOU BASED KEK FOR BLESSING US
>>79472375
How many miles did it have when you got it? I've always wanted to put a 4v 4.6 in one of those suckers with a low profile super charger on it.
>>79472430
Don't spoon feed
>>79472363
What does that mean?
I swear on my life that my first name is Robert.
>>79471575
>inb4 that's just American Justice system at work
Eurofags sip the kool aid all day
>>79472403
yep. one of us.
Roberts, it is worth the small investment to get one of the many scanner apps for your phone.
Most of them will alert you when more than X listeners are on any given channel.
10-4 Robert
>>79472327
What is your point m8?
>>79472595
This is bullshit but I believe it.
>>79472462
This one works better IMO, dont ask for source because i have no fucking idea.
Broken WOOD!!!!
>>79472082
More like a death queue.
What's up with the radio chatter where the voice is echoing?
>>79472595
Pic of license with name or fuck off.
HOMICIDE confirmed
>completely garbled speech
>2445 listeners
So close.
>>79472595
are you serious dude?
meme magic... is....
real
>>79472666
dark lord doesnt believe your bullshit
>tight ass pants
>weird kinda shoes
tight ass-pants
afro
the witching hour approaches, all the nigs got their EBT cards filled today so are full of crack and malt.
>Short afro
Typical
> with some weird tennis shoes on
White TShirt again
>short afro
>tie-dye pants
>down in the bushes
kek
>6'2"
That's a big guy.
>TIGHT ASS PANTS
is the cop ok?
Aaaaaaiiight THAT WAS A MOUF FULL
Short Afro weird tennis shoes in the bushes
>>79472666
I'll post my ID in a sec
>>79472762
Das a moufull
nig on the run
so whats going down, are obamas sons chimping out again?
>tight ass pants
>weird shoes
DAS A MOUFFUL
>That was a mouthful
>>79472777
Shit. I didn't realize it was welfare day.
>>79472590
170k
>>79472553
>What happened to it?
Had to stop driving due to a disability, sold it
>Had a friend who has a white Crown Vic and the guy nearly always gets right of way and people driving real polite when they come near
Can confirm, people slow way the fuck down and always signal when I was around
It was pretty funny watching people come speeding up on me and slow down to the speed limit when they saw me.
>>79472775
>>79472762
"tie-dye"
>>79472787
>>79472776
>>79472762
>>79472791
>>79472777
>>79472797
>>79472798
>>79472799
>>79472812
Get that god damn party bus outta here!!!!
> THAT WAS A MOUTHFULL
So sassy
>feeds with alerts
>>79472706
it's a nick cage film called "knowing"
i saw it when i was a kid and it gave me nightmares
>>79472830
take over, pls.
it's too much for me to take in
>>79472856
Ah, okay. That makes more sense.
>>79472864
kek that fucking bus
why the fuck are these threads so fast
ECHO BITCH IS BACK
>>79472111
Oakland is pretty bad but Chicago is in fucking shambles. Midwest states have some weird penchant for being violent. I think it's the weather. It's pretty well known that you don't chill on street corners in cook county. It's a death sentence
>>79472921
chicago is full of crime m8
>>79472921
Because of so much action
>>79472921
listen to the stream bro.
>>79472921
roberts busy tonight, friday before 4th
>beating with hammer
>>79472921
happenings are non stop.
HAMMMER TIME
with a hammer
>MALE BLACK BEATING ON A MALE WHITE WITH A HAMMER
>HAMMER
MALE BLACK BEATING ON WHITE FEMALE WITH A HAMMER
>>79472921
Have you been listening to the feeds? It's Chiraq anon...its starting to go down
>>79472921
/pol/ wishing they would have got their shit together back in HS, got /fit/ and joined the ranks of our based police
male black beating on male whith with a hammer
fucccccc
>>79472921
because Robert is with us
also, justification of the stereotypes we have for ghetto niggers
>hammer assault
>man shot in the arm
>>79472873
Everywhere else
>wildfire
>shoplifting
>abandoned vehicles
Chiraq:
>shootings
>bodies in the street
>uhauls
Black beating up a white guy with a hammer. FUCKING NIGGERS, RACE WAR NOW.
Black man beating white woman with a hammer in the street
>male black beating on male white on the street with a hammer
are we serious here?
Shot in the arm what
>>79472921
Nogs
>>79472921
keeps the nogs from knowing the cops are coming for them, keep up my white friend
>male black beating white male with hammer
>49 year old man shot in arm
Make black beating on female with a hammer no big deal
>>79472957
Wisconsin doesn't, it's literally just Milwaukee. And surprise surprise that's where all the blacks in Wisconsin live.