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>be my aunt
>be a nestle exec
>be in charge of a pizza R&D team
>she needs a new person on the team
>sees this muslim woman in the applicants who went to U of I and Cornell
>boss is hesitant about hiring a muslim
>Aunt says its fine she's smart and we can check off a box on the diversity and woman quota
>boss says okay
>Muslim gets hired
>Finds out shes incompetent, and lazy
>can't get the simplest shit done
>doesn't show up to work on time and claims religious reasons
>shes an entitled bitch, gets hotels and restaurants to cater for her for religious reasons(getting bigger room cauase I'm muslim)
>got caught washing feet in the bathroom during ramadan, everyone told her to stop but she kept on fucking doing it
>told my aunt she was going to California, Oregon etc. to go to conferences, my aunt asks her to write reports. Doesn't write it and told a coworker she saw family instead
>Aunt can't fire her cause she always claims the muh discrimination
>this goes on for 5 long years
>finally two weeks ago she told my aunt that she took a job at Pepsi
>thankjesus.jpg
>tfw my aunt will never hire a muslim again as long as she lives
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>>78581156
>be me
>in line at seaworld for a ride
>3 or 4 mudslimes in line a few behind us
>parents were discussing something about races
>my dad, drunk " those are the kind of people u should avoid" pointing at the mudslimes
>they hear
>one says "say something like that again and we'll blow this whole place up"
>quite a couple people step out of line, most are avoiding them
>after a few moments of silence we left the ride and went to another

All I got
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>>78583408
>one says "say something like that again and we'll blow this whole place up"
Kek, this is actually pretty based.
You and your dad are cucks who couldn't even step up after a threat.
Allahu Akbar
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>>78581156
>can't fire her cause she always claims the muh discrimination

That's why we are 99,9% white.
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This happened yesterday

>be me
>be in class
>German lesson, watching a theatre show about ''Nathan the Wise'' on youtube
>there are three curtains, pic related
>mudslime in class asks why ''Gott'' (God) is in the middle
>says ''when you are already trying to be tolerant then you shouldnt put in the middle''
>classmate says ''maybe because its the biggest religion
>mudslime says ''but it isnt, right''
>everyone laughs
>teacher says it is
>he gets quiet

Its just amazing how unsatisfiable these cunts are, whatever you do.
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>>78581156
Actually, the guy you titled dirty muslim is SHOLOMO ETTINGER.

Check his story, name and religion on JEWgle, your friend.
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>>78581156

That's bullshit.

First a large company like nestle would have more thorough screenings or at least a trial period of 6 months+ for candidates.

Further if your aunt failed to properly screen that person and arrange a proper contract, she is just as incompetent as that muslim, just for different reasons.

Lastly if somebody embezzles company money, doesn't show up to work, violates regulations etc. you can very well fire that person. Let her sue and see her try to win against the fact that she simply didn't do her job.
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>>78581156
your aunt could have easily fired her after 3 strikes. Be late, wash feet, lie about conferences, and she's out
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>>78584875
It's actually because not even Muslims want to move to your impoverished country.

You don't keep them out or put them off, they simply don't want to move there because it's worse than the countries they come from.
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>>78581156
>she always claims

Why would this matter? She can claim what she wants.
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>>78581156
>be me
>be a IDF fuckboi sent to gaz
>find shitload of explosives and weapons in a mosque
>call for engineers to blow it up
>beat the shit of butthurt muslims while mosque is detonated
What have you done during your life /pol/?
I know of at least 4 dead muslims by my bullets
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>>78586019
>>78586232
>>78586590
this is 21st century America, minorities can do anything they want guys.
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Crusaderkun loves fucking with Muslims despite only having one experience of fucking with Muslims
>Be about.... A year or so ago?
>6'0
>Walk over to Carl's Jr with gf
>Notice in the parking lot nearby there's a a bunch of Muslim manlets standing around a table handing out papers and talking to hippies about the Muslim version of the Bible
>Get amazing idea
>Go into Carl's Jr and ask for a burger with extra bacon on it
>Like extra extra bacon
>Like so much bacon that you can actually see it
>Order one for gf too
The best part about this whole ordeal: I'm wearing my American Tank top and sunglasses so I look like a patriotic-jock-Italian person
>Walk outside with gf
>Slowly walk past table and give a sharp taxi whistle
>Get all of their attention
>With my free hand I already have the burger unwrapped
>Take a huuuuge bite out of bacon burger
>All the Muzzies turn as red as cherries and I can see in their eyes that they desperately want to tear me limb from limb
>Put down my shades and give a big cheeky wink while grinning
>Put up shades and grab gf's hand before calmly walking away with no fucks given
That's pretty much about the only experience I have with Muzzies. Shit was cash.
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>>78586721
>Be Zionist cum gargler
>Be sent to Gaza as military occupier
>Find people there resent Jewish Nazis killing them on daily basis
>Call for Stormtroopers because I found a book of matches
>Baton 12 year olds and send them to indefinite detention because I need new children to ass rape
>Thinks the rest of the world actually respects him
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>>78586019
if you're high on the privilege scale and apply for a job you get it automatically. it's racist sexist xenophobic bigot to screen them.
because they protect the company from lawsuits.

muslim women are basically the pinnacle of the privilege tower.
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>>78586721
kek
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>>78586721
paid for your weaponry
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>>78586265
Nah man Poland is just cruising through life

Your country is like a life raft with too many people piling on it after a ship wreck

Poland was that kid in high school that seemed pretty bad at school so no one would ask him for answers but had a 4.0 low key
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>>78587426
Why would they get angry that you're eating bacon?
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>>78587426
>Get amazing idea
No.
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>>78586721

I hope you are telling the truth, though I doubt because nobody would be stupid enough to blow up a house of worship in such a scrutinized area.
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>be german
>be new years
>get raped by muslim
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>>78588921
Because Muslims believe that anything that is haram is an affront to Islam and Muhammad.

Radical Islam is just those Muslims that will admit out loud that you should be beheaded for doing it.

Remember offending a Muslim by doing anything non-Islamic is the basis for Sharia.
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>>78586721
Pretty fucking based if this is true, greatest ally
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>>78589035
t. Ahmed
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>a jeepney driver reverses his jeepney
>almost hit a muslim woman because she is in full ninja atire
>the muslim woman is mad
>Sr. Jeepney apologizes to her several times
>Muslim woman still mad and shouting in public
>she brings da hood into the scene
>Sr. Jeepney apologizes again and again
>they all encircled him and started shouting simultaneously like uncivilized apes
>and then they begun throwing rocks at him
>kicking
>punching
>Sr. Jeepney still apologizing
>a muslim man comes out of nowhere
>pulls a gun and shots him dead in the head
>few days later
>turns out Sr. Jeepney is part of church of Christ religion
>church of Christ mad
>they take maby policeman and go to the scene
>beat up plenty muslims
>kick them out of that place because they turned it into their own little saudi arabia
>they all scamper away when the fight is actually 20:20 and not 20:1 (them vs Sr. Jeepney)
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>living with mom
>she works in a hospital
>at her work with her eating lunch while helping her sort out her finances
>talking shit about muslims and how theyre always looking for problems
>mom starts trying to shut me up
>Obvious muslim guy walks up to me
>"Why do you have to talk like this, this is not right, I have done nothing to you or anyone else, why must you generalize us?"
>"Because people of your religion, wether you agree with it or not, have, in tandem with jews, ruined the middle east, as well as every other country your people immigrate to."
>attempts to damage control
>other people in the cafeteria are watching and whispering
>"If you don't want to deal with others talking shit about your people, make your people change to stop being such pieces of shit. Become the Bill Cosby of muslims, condemn them for being terrible pieces of living shit. Sterotypes exists because of the majority, you cannot change that."
>he backs down and agrees with the sterotype bit
>Walks away and apologizes for interrupting our lunch
>Liberal intern starts trying to condemn for for talking shit
>"Shut the fuck up an walk away, im trying to enjoy my food"
>they start yelling at me and making a scene
>security escorts them out of the building
>find out the next day that they were barred from working in that hospital for life for continuous explosive behavior
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>>78589987
>Continuous explosive behavior

Liberals, doing the jobs Muslims refuse to do...
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>>78589887
duterte sounds like what your country needs. except he's too sympathetic to muzzies
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>>78587903
>implying I give a fuck
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>>78590357
He claims to kill anyone who will do evil, though. Be it christians, muslims, etc. I think even some of the people who raped the australian lady is muslim. Duterte killed them all in cold blood.


The only ones stopping him is human rights, of course.
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>sell drugs
>arab dude wants some
>deliver
>me and friend gets rolled
>get a bunch of friends togther and kick their shit in the next week
>literally never heard about them again

Fucking muslims can't even pay for their drugs.
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>>78581156
>be me dane
>walking with my German Shepherd
>getting to the end of the park where the trees are the most dense
>walk over to a path
>see like 5 muslims(perler) by a scooter
>dog get mad ass shet
>bork activate
>muslims scared like shet
>go to scooter
got a free scooter that was a good day

pic my old dog miss that bastard
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>>78589526
It's only haram for Muslims to eat pig-products themselves.

Just find it odd, I've eaten chicken and bacon salads and BLTs right next to Muslims and they never cared.
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>>78585946
You're one of those idiots who claims that there is a difference between muslims and jews?
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>>78589523
more?
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>>78581156
no one
thanks God
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>>78583408
>your father getting drunk not only in public but in the presence of his children
Trash detected.
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Never met a Muslim, sometimes I think that means I shouldn't hate them, but fuck it.
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>>78588337
Funnily I did the math and I think it came out to about $9 a year and since I've been paying taxes since 2005 I've paid $99 or about 1/15 the US msrp of a Tavor 21.
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>>78591116
My grandad worked in a majority-Muslim school (tfw Birmingham) as an IT tech and once got into deep shit for keeping pork pies in the staff room fridge and using the microwave to heat up sausage rolls
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>>78586721
those poor souls will haunt your dream and will send you to mental asylum.
there is stil time anon, please repent and join Hamas
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>friend of a friend wants to rent a house
>asks me about a house since i live in the area
>tell him not to rent the one he's looking at because the landlord is dodgy
>"hurr you are saying that because he is a muslim"
>fine alright you go for it
>three weeks later the muslim is trying to get £3000 out of him for "damages" and has about five hundred of his friends and family members claiming to the police that the guy "racially abused" him

Never do any sort of business with these people or interact with them in any way.
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>>78592122
ask him if he voted leave now
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>>78586721
Based.

Civilized men fighting savages, that is the only way to describe Israel's struggle.
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>>78586721
Greatest ally is based
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I have a couple of stories

>be in 5th grade during winter
>new muslim kid regularly harassed some kid who was generally nice
>he physically hurt the white kid whenever he thought he could get away with it
>when I tell him to fuck off he starts targeting me instead
>pic related
>next day at recess
>grab a fist size piece of ice, and when no one is looking throw it at his head as hard as I can
>hits him right in the face, and he starts screaming and running
>i do my best impression of having no idea what happened, and I get away with it completely
>he has a broken nose and had to wear an eyepatch for a month or so

>sometime in my childhood, around 10-14 years old
>me and my sister are playing with all the other white kids in the neighborhood, making snow forts and throwing snowballs and shit
>some black kid (didn't know he was a muslim at the time) asks to play with us, and we say sure
>big fucking mistake
>he goes crazy and tryhard and throws snowballs at people as hard as he can at point blank range
>he is a fucking ape, uncalled for roughness
>my sister is just watching, not even playing
>he runs up to her and pushes her to the ground and throws a snowball in her face when she is on the ground
>oh hell no
>I push him onto his knees and just start shoving snow in his face and down his shirt for 30 seconds
>this lil nigga is fucking done
>he left crying like a literal 12 year old cucked beta bitch fuck niggers fuck muzzies fucking apes
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>>78591365
then I raped him back.
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>>78585705
Kevin, hattest bestimmt nicht die Eier ihm es ins Gesicht zu sagen, aber schön auf /pol/ einen auf Krieger tun
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>>78587426
regardless of whether this is true or not, i think i know what my internship animation is going to be
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>>78586721
>Be Jew
>Be IAF pilot flying unmarked plane in Mediterranean
>Fire shitload of bombs, rockets, and bullets at American ship
>Call for navy to blow it up
>Shoot the shit out of life rafts with escaping sailors

>Pretend to be "greatest ally"
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>>78586721
Weapon serial # or story is fake
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>>78591882
Guess cos their food goes in those places too, I used to work at McDonald's (tfw working class) with Muslims who would handle pork with their bare hands, though I'm pretty sure that's haram.
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>>78583408
>Drunken adult around children
Florida trash detected
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>>78581156
>in/b/4 12oontz pol
>watch them not corner muh dorner
>aryan Midwest vikang
>move to Europe for brief time
>visit a few Germanic areas
>all of Europe over ran with sand niggers
>use to think Europe was being nice to them back in 2012
>can't enjoy Germanic alps & beauty, cuz SAND NIGGERS are st8 rude many times
>grew up in Midwest ghettos playing "fight" with my hood black friends & mean German white trash
>10/10 about to fucking kill these euro handout NIGGERS with my barehands, but the GF demands I can't & can't be jailed
>10/10 never the same again
>10/10 have Muslim friends in USA but would go to jail, for going Varg Vikernes on a whole neighborhood of them.
>not even racist, but I'd exterminate every last one
>dropped the liberal badge quicker than Anglo dropped EU
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>>78592884
Oooo
What are you gonna do it for?
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>>78587426
fuck off tripfag
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>>78593054
They were overreacting, it's not like his food was physically touching theirs
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>>78592341
Cuckold is the only way to describe your life
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>>78593352
Yeah I agree, but seems different to me than standing a car park away from someone and eating bacon.
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>>78581156

don't know if you're telling the truth or not but I shit you not op i have a relative who is an exec at nestle who works on frozen pizza too. does she live on ohio?
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>>78592840
Can someone please explain the Kevin meme to me?
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>>78593224
Suck my crusadercock.
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>>78583408

My favorite part is where the muslims prove the father wrong with their sensible and well thought out...oh wait.
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>>78589887
>TFW church of Christ
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>going home from bar with my friend
>a huge pack (10-12 guys) of immigrants who surely where muslim meet us
>one guy grabs my throat for no reason
>I push him away and tell him to not touch my throat
>some guy pulls my jacket
>friend shoves him away
>he gets punched in the chin, all of the 10-12 people have circled him waiting for him to strike back
>I walk in to the circle and pull him out
>we stand side by side, both holding our fists up towards them
>they scream "wanna fight, wanna fight" and jumps around like a wild pack of monkeys
>literally have no chance against those numbers, walk away instead
>the punch my freind got made a huge cut
>we decided to walk to the hospital, was going to hook up with a girl I was dating that night, but I felt like I had to follow my freind to the hospital to get sewed up instead
>all the girls we met on the way to the hospital happened to randomly study medicine or nursing and wanted to help my friend

Such is life when you move from your small peaceful all white town to the shithole that is oslo.
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>>78581156
>go partying with some of my russian friends
>all kickboxers and training 6 out of 7 days /week
>go to club
>huge arab crowd drinkin in front
>we can hear them yelling and insulting other people before even seeing them
>8 mudslimes, 3 german women
>Russians go straight to them and start hitting on the women
>all mudslimes look to ground
>they remain completly silent
>russians start pushing them away so they can talk to the girls
>mudslimes leave the scene without any saying

>mfw you see muslimes getting cucked by russians
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>>78581156
>Me working in a "fête forraine" (can't find the word in english) in front of the bumper car stand
>See a random man
>Random man get into a argument with sandniggers because they keep targetting him
>A sandnigger hit him
>He counter
>At least 10 sandnigger chimp out
>They're all on him
>Take the teargas bomb to take them out
>They all disperses
>Man really hurt, nose broken maybe more, bleeding
>Call 911
>Got to clean the blood marks in the bumper car

This is literally happening every years and the mayor of the city tell us to not come back because of this
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>>78593985
lol yea, they probably work together.
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>>78586721
you gave them free bullets? I guess it's not true what they say about you guys!
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>>78594089
The one kraut is implying that the other kraut is an American; they usually do this because the one being called "Kevin" got their German ever so slightly wrong. Germans are autistic like that.
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>>78583408

After seeing their true nature at universal studios I try avoid going to tourist destinations during Muslim holidays. They are not only rude and loud they stink and always try cut lines or get something for nothing.
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>>78594733
How'd you know they were muslim and not just shitskins?
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>>78594968
>fête forraine
funfair
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>>78586721
why do pol hate jews again?
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>>78594968
In America we call them Carnivals
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>be me
>just another mixed brazilian
>16 yo
>school vacation
>decide that I need to make some money to buy a good computer, father say that he wil pay for half
>enter my giant panda suit
>go to the moon
>fight aliens
>it is a heroic fight
>I get to eat donuts
>my pulsating cock can barely contain my cum as I see the decapitated body of the alien bunny queen
>lose my best friend, who is a Venusian, in a death space checkers match
>war been going for a really long time
>it is ok, I am doing this for my son
>lose the battle win the Nobel
>I am home again after decades
>a rugged war hero
>almost seventeen
>muslim kid ask me for some change in the streets of Kuala Lampur
>say that I will trade him a sheep for his mother
>end exchanging my foil blue eyes red dragon for his virgin sister
>she fucks me with a dinosaur dildo
>I graduate in women studies and make $200k/y
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>>78581156
I never met a muslim, I hear they are quite the noble race, hating gays and jews and such
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>>78585705

That's because you cuckolded cunts keep enabling and pampering all of their whims, as if literally giving them hundreds of Euroes per month just for not being white wasn't enough.
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>>78595266
my bad. I meant three arab jews, 2 arab christians and three arab buddhists since this is much more likely the case
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>>78595266
There are only mudslime shitskins in germany, especially if they hang around in herds.
BTW, what are some non muzzie shitskins?
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Never seen a muslim in real life.

I guess that's one of the few good things about this country.
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>Be me
>Grow up in multicultural neighborhood
I have more stories than you fuckers can imagine.

Just give me a subject on towelheads and I'll tell you a story about it
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I live in a almost-moslem country and have no edgy stories to tell. One moslem went to my uni classes, we have few common friends, we even had few bears. One moslem does some spic-tier work in my area and people hire him because he's cheap. That's it, they don't mess with us because we know hot to deal with them.
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>>78595699
Hell I don't know, Indians? Regular Pakis? Egyptians? Couldn't tell you. Germanbro's story is still funny nonetheless.
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>>78595586

LEL, best and most closer to real life post so far...
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> live in the central valley (NorCal).
> all Slurpee merchants are towel heads. No exceptions.
> They constantly try to short change the customers. Call them on it, zero fucks given. notevenslightlyembarassed.png
> Have sandnigger store next to our office, patronize daily.
> They still try to jew me for a dollar almost every day.
> Realize these niggers aren't like us.
> No class chiseler motherfuckers. Penny ante scum, no different than the kikes.
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>>78587903
Dying of laughter
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>>78592946
My mother's husband was a pilot
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>>78592122
I bet he was a Paki
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>>78596020
>we even had a few bears
Badass.
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>>78592976
Nice try Zheava galon
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>meet Saudis at my university
>really cool guys
>they all become alcoholics and potheads within a week of coming to America
>party with them every weekend
The ironic thing is the coolest saudis I've ever met were Shia and they actually didn't smoke or drink at all, they just liked to hang out. (One Shia gave in eventually)
It's kind of ironic that from the most strict Sunni country on earth, the only people that take their religion seriously are the Shia.
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>>78596020
> we even had few bears
Freakin forest serbs.
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>>78596000
Did they do anything to violate the law? And were they treated better because of their religion?
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>>78590883
Philippines has the best politics.
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>>78592642
MOAR
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>>78590958
cute
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>>78596066
once a couple female 7/11 workers laughed at me because i couldn't understand what they were saying

forever traumatized and now a racist
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>>78592840
In English please, I don't speak Arabic
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>>78593169
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>>78581156
>A man rode to heaven on a unicorn

Hows that for a Muslim story?
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>>78581156
same story from my mom at her company except it was a nigger bitch.

Lazy, worthless, terrible employee, but the company was afraid to fire because dats racist.

Took a couple years, but she finally had enough strikes against her that her impending discrimination lawsuit would have been laughed out of court.
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>>78593082

feeling you.
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>>78592946
>>78596143

Whats your theory as to why this happened?
I believe what James Bamford said in 'Body of Secrets' is probably the most correct theory
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>>78586232
>>78586812
>this is 21st century America, minorities can do anything they want guys.

pretty much this - rules only apply to white male heterosexual christians. everyone else gets infinite chances.
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>>78596610
Why do you think 11/9 happened?
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>>78594968
Is there 911 emergency in France?
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>>78596020
>we even had few bears

Fucking Chinks and their bear bile juice...the black bear almost got wiped out from south asia because of them.
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>>78596610
Israeli's wanted a false flag to get America into the war so they could grab more land. Johnson played along by personally recalling the air support twice.

The boat was anti-Semitic however, and refused to sink.
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>>78583408
>thread about muslims
>American trash shows us

holy fucking shit lol
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>>78594089

Kevin is a common name of Trailertrash (Hartzer), together with Jaqueline/Chantal for females.

Something along the lines of Cleetus.
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>>78596233
>Did they do anything to violate the law?
Some (not that religious) sold drugs, but many were into stuff like fake credit cards, fake money.
They'd sell me a 10$ bill for a real 5$ bill, or I could fill my tank at the gas station (40L) for 20$ bucks using their card. I never used their services though.

The biggest "fraud" that more religious muslims did was to have non-stop babies while living on welfare and milking the system. They'd go to a food bank and get 10-20 bags worth food only to put it in their new CRV or RAV4 and drive away.
They'd also get subsidized apartments (along with welfare) and child allowance per each kid.
Pretty sweet honestly.

Treated better: Yes, in the sense that they can get a government job easier than other people. "affirmative action" I think it's called.

Mind you, I'm a slavsquat who was born here and I can't get the same advantages for a government job since I'm "not from an ethnic group"

They also help each other tremendously: their religion forbids interest so their mosques give them loans to buy houses at no interest.
So they have like 500$ worth of monthly payments for their "mortgage".
Jews do that too.
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>>78581156
Western Orientals think that work is failure, and getting others to do your work is honorable.
Nowadays one of the most under-studied yet significant events in history -- which used to be a normal topic in pop culture, discussion and academia -- was the growth and strengthening of the Protestant Western European craftsman. This is radically different than almost every other society and neatly explains the scientific and technical successes -- as well as the wider distribution of material comforts -- found in Europe but not elsewhere, even when non-Europeans are demonstrated to be more intelligent. There's nothing more common than a genius who can find logical reasons to procrastinate. Work is what makes all the difference.
The white genius was to create a society where you did not have to be a Pharoah to be comfortable, and the mechanism that made that possible is private property.
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>>78584014
absolutely based, would buy these muslimbros a root beer
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>>78597428
>"not from an ethnic group"
so according to canada law slavs are white?
that's fucked up how they just pick and choose what races get preference
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>>78596206
Kek
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>>78594995
they probably lez out on each other
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>2009
>shortly after cast lead
>be Roeh Yoreh system spotter next to gazan border
>system is basically an automated sentry that sends signal to spotter's office every time someone approach fence
>I'm tasked with checking cam feed for suspicious activity, then notifying an officer for permission to open fire
>now after the whole skirmish/war several weeks prior palestinian shits seem to have learned the lesson
>90% of movement detection is livestock or cats and shit like that
>I'm bored as fuck
>get notification
>something big seen on radar
>open feed, see a giant herd of the fattest shit & semen smeared sheep I've seen in my life
>for God knows what reason I decide to elevate boredom by shooting at the ground near the sheep and watch them scatter
>call officer, tell him some bullshit about spotting what appears to be human shapes hiding among sheep
>officer is skeptical but gives permission to fire
>ohboywereinforatreat.shekels
>5.56?
>no
>maybe 7.62?
>no
>0.50 cal FMJ antimaterial niggerjewdick barrel?
>bingo
>brace for epic
>click
>office is 55 KM away from nearest fence spot
>but I can swear I heard that
>projectile is at ground level and goes through literally a dozen sheep on cam, the rest scatter
>notice shape on ground
>its a kid.
>not a goat kid. literal arab kid.
>oh shit I guess I was right
>turns out there was some faggot 6 year old pali herder kid in first or second line of sheep, dressed in white fucking shirt
>neck injury
>kid is dead before hitting the ground
>if it wasn't for the sheep slowing the bullet it would have blown his fucking head clean off too
>Another figure comes running, I panic and press fire again
>hit his older brother in the abdomen with a smaller bullet, he lives but likely has to shit in a stoma bag for years
>I shot two fucking kids because I wanted some lulzy time at office
>didn't get court martial because technically speaking I've done what protocol dictates, shot suspicious movement, etc
>but I killed a kid and it feelsbadman
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>Gaza
>nice place desu
>leave so Palestinians can have it
>absolute wreckage and chaos
>rockets
>this is why they can't have nice things
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>>78592946
>>78596143
>>78596610
>>78596816
>>78597045

There was no conspiracy: the Israeli Navy is simply literal shit in every way imaginable. A complete fucking carnival of mistakes was what led up to shooting up the Liberty.

Israel and the US only keep it quiet because they don't want to publicize the fact that the Israeli Navy is catastrophically bad.
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>>78597826
Canada had a problem several years ago with Romany shoplifters. Every newspaper characterized them as "Slavic" or "Eastern European."
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>>78596610

To blame it on Egypt to get Uncle Sammy Davis Jr. get dragged into war against U.Arab.Rep...when it failed Israel just claimed it to have mistaken for a Egyptian destroyer 2ice the size of Liberty...
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>>78597826
Well technically yeah.
According to the Canadian government, being a slav is not any different from being Anglo-saxon.

Not kidding, look up Canadian forms for government jobs where they ask those questions.

If you're Polish/Russian/Ukrainian/Bulgarian/Czech, you COULD mention that you're a part of an ethnic minority but it won't give you any advantages because you're white.

There's always two types of questions:
1) Part of an ethnic minority?
2) Part of a racial minotiry?

If you check 1) but not 2), nothing is gained because HR people don't need more whiteys.

Now if you check 2), you're on to something. Checking 1) and 2)? Almost guaranteed to get that job.

It's ridiculous.
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> Be me
> 25 years old at the time
> Not really religious at the time
> Work in WTC 2 on 91st floor
> Meet a 10/10 qt3.14 one day
> Ask her out on date, she says yes
> Night of date, I go to fancy restaurant
> She stood me up. Bitch...
> Call into work for the next day
> Go to local bar and get completely shitfaced drunk
> Wake up next morning, 38 missed calls
> Turn on news at 9:50am, just in time to watch WTC 2 fall
> Everyone died that I worked with
> mfw
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>>78597189
That's what I was thinking, so pretty much the Realschule kids. I remember reading somewhere that it had to do with the success of Home Alone and a lot of German parents named their kids Kevin after the main character or something, but I wasn't able to find out much else.
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>>78598171
This will be us soon.
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>>78597428
Orthodox Jews are massive welfare leeches here in NYC btw
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>>78587426
They were probably just cringing, like everyone else in this thread is at how weak your shit was.
>"I totes ate a bacon burger in front of them, they were so burned"
Shit son, light a quran on fire, ask for some of their literature then wipe your ass with it. You were probably the least notable thing that happened to them that day.
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>>78598322
did qt died
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>>78598171
Damn Shlomo that's a hard thing to bear for life.

Do they offer you psychological help after the IDF?
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>>78581156
>>be my aunt

Jesus Christ West Virginia, get your shit together.
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>be from Dortmund
>go to Linienstraße and fuck hooker
>finish and go back to car
>on the way 5 arabic guys walking down the street
>one shouts at me and asks why im looking so dumb
>this is basicly the initial ritual for getting culturally enriched
>say in a relaxed and happy manner "dude I just fucked a hooker and the least thing im looking for is trouble right now" while holding my hands on face height to show I mean it
>he shouts then : "then keep walking you hurensohn (yousonofabitch)"
>they going their way I go myway
>spared me probably because my mother is from Marokko which makes me look a little bit like a shitskin. that might also be the reason why this was the only incident I had in over 10 Years.
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>>78598216
Bullshit. Attack was intentional and deliberate.

IAF made an ID of the ship over the radio and were instructed to fire anyway. A single pilot that refused to do so was court martialed after landing.
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>>78598381
We have some here but they seem to be working? Or maybe not, considering how they start having kids at like 16.

How much is an average welfare payment in NY?
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>>78598438
No. Qt didn't die. I actually got in contact with her a few days later when phones weren't completely fucked. She saved my life. Something happened to her mother in Upstate New York, so she bailed on me
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>wife works with cute Muslim girl in her mid twenties
>parents try to marry her to some guy she never met in bumfuckistan then get them both o move to the US
>marriage falls through luckily for her
>she doesn't wear a hijab but parents won't let her show arms
>can't go to another persons house, even a woman's, without her father accompanying her
>everything she does is monitored
>says she just wants to run away but she know that her parents will just lock her up when they find her and take her back

This makes me wonder how horrible the women are treated who actually have to wear hijabs. Feminists pay no attention to what happens to these women.
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>>78598171
Three different rifles at your post?

Fuck me, we really do give you kikes too much money.
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>>78598475
No
Just repressed it I guess but it doesn't really work anymore
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>>78581156
>be my aunt
I never knew incest could get that bad.
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>>78598322
I guess you didn't work for Odigo systems, or get the memo like all of the other Jewish companies in the towers did before the attack...
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>be a faggot in beauty school
>the school was that kind where the students do haircuts on people in exchange for a reduced haircut cost
>had a friend there who was ex-army, two tours in Iraq
>one normal day some Muslims come in, one man three women
>they request a haircut for their daughter
>I was working the front desk that day, so I was passing out the jobs
>Muslims demand that they have a female to cut their daughter's hair
>shrug and say whatever, assign some chick to it
>turns out she fucking cant do it
>neither can anyone else in the school
>ex-army Jay volunteers to do it
>Muslim Dad(?) begins shouting, yelling his fucking mind out threatening everyone screaming that they need to get her hair cut
>everyone is confused at this point
>Jay tries to calm him down
>the guy punches him in his face
>Jay doesnt go down, and pulls out his concealed carry
>tells him to leave, or he'll enact his right of self defense
>the Muslims leave with the mom(?) crying
>I decided to give Jay the best jobs for the rest of my time at the front
And that's my story.
Jay if youre here, and I think you are, we oughta hang some time man
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>>78598975
What happened to her? That kind of stuff fascinates me, one event like that saves your life
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>>78581156
>coming home late one night
>couple lads near me of the arabian persuasion
>instantly smell trouble and steer clear
>fucks sake theyre going my way
>they sing me the song of their people by saying 'bumberclart, bumberclart,' despite the fact this is a jamaican insult that their culture has no concept of
>ignore them
>sandnigger 1 starts saying 'fuck the british, fuck the english, fuck david cameron, I fuck his wife in de azz'
>ignore them and move on
>get home
>we voted to exit the EU
>top kek
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>>78598217
What the fuck is Romany I'm a burger this isn't common are you talking about Gypsies?
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>>78599011
well it's not a post per se, the spotter isn't near the wall itself
each wall section has several caliber automated sentries
at the time the system software still relied on spotters to gauge the threat and choose what to shoot, I'm not sure how it runs now though
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>>78599203
Nope. Apparently I wasn't Jewish enough when I was younger.
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>>78599333
triple threes check-check-checked
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>>78598171
>Don't feel bad
After all it were arabs and you followed the protocols
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>>78587426
>6'0
>calls other people manlets
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>>78599026
Well, at the same time the kid didn't have any business being there.
And if you know there are enemy troopers guarding the place, why would you give your kid white clothes to blend in ...
The important thing is that you didn't do it in purpose. If you had, it's a different story
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>>78599026
Fuck, do you ever see them in your sleep?
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>>78598939

Search "site:tboverse.us israel liberty", no quotes, and read a writeup from a subject matter expert who actually knows what they're talking about and not conspiracy memesmiths who know fuck all about naval warfare.
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>>78587426
Thought it was gonna be a eating bacon then shaking hands with one of them, you fat fuck just wanted bacon basically.
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>>78599898
How about going to http://www.gtr5.com/ instead, and read the accounts of the people actually on the boat.
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>>78590958
Good story mate. RIP Doggo
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>>78599333
Should have reported the mudshit for assault. Get to laugh twice as his mudshit family sees him hauled off to prison, then they would hopefully be infected by western values while he serves his short sentence and he then honor kills them all and ends up serving a life sentence or gets executed.
Problem-solved.jpg
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>>78599368
>coming home late one night
suddenly i got a fright...
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>>78586721
I would be a greater story if you had packed said mosque to the ceiling with filthy kikes.
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>>78600262
This guy gets it
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>>78599348
We kept in contact for awhile. She eventually married some goy up in Sullivan County, while I eventually married and started my own family.
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>>78600262
I did call the cops, but they didnt show up until the family was long gone.
Dont know what happened to them after that.
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>>78586721
Thank you brother.
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>>78600102

Read it and learn something you fucking idiot.
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>around 2001
>family from Bosnia comes to my neighbourhood where 100% are serb master race
>hang out with muslim kid
>he is same age as me
>we play delta force on PC
>play football in the street
>then he moved to another part of town
>we lose contact due to different schools
>he trained athletics
>he was short but fast
>last I've heard he is a cook
the end
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>>78598322

>be 40 yrs old
>Still on /pol/

p.s. what was the punishment from Mossad handlers for not being in your post at the 'Happanning' time?
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I wait and lose my place at taxi ranks for the muzzy drivers to get other customers.
As a female, it is a nightmare to be driven by these animals. Looking at me like I am shit because I may be showing a bare ankle. Leering at me in the rearview, hating to be mildly attracted to my ankle, then get all bitter and resentful for those thoughts. Fuck out of Australia, you scare my gf's and creep us out!
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>>78600611
I'm 49, if you'd like to suck on some very low-hanging nuts
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all I know is they're the worst drivers ever.
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>>78600593
Delta force, holy shit I thought that was just me that played it
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>>78595586
i want whatever you're smoking.
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>>78595131
Shit that is even an ignorant persons name in south america too, also Bryan
because they are brown as fuck and have this U.S names real funny shit.
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>>78590333
check check check
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>>78581156
>be me
>Lebanese guy owns a small deli down the road
>super nice dude
>great food
>let me have a lamb kebab for free last time I was there cause Ramadan or something
>charges a bit more than normal for a cup of coffee than most small stores
That's all the Muslims I know
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>>78598171
are you girl?
רואה יורה זה לא בנות באיסוף קרבי?
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>>78600896
I still remember the cheat password for unlimited ammo on ,I believe , Delta Force 2 (or Task force dagger).
It was diewithyourbootson
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>>78600563
>After surveilling USS Liberty for more than nine hours with almost hourly aircraft overflights and radar tracking, the air and naval forces of Israel attacked our ship in international waters without warning. USS Liberty was identified as a US naval ship by Israeli reconnaissance aircraft nine hours before the attack and continuously tracked by Israeli radar and aircraft thereafter. Sailing in international waters at less than five knots, with no offensive armament, our ship was not a military threat to anyone.

The Israeli forces attacked without warning and without attempting to contact us. Thirty four Americans were killed in the attack and another 174 were wounded. The ship, a $40-million dollar state-of-the-art signals intelligence platform, was later declared unsalvageable and sold for scrap.

Yeah, I read it. Did you?
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>>78600731
It happens here too. I will not get into a taxi with a muslim guy driving. Would rather wait for an old mexican or one of those jolly african guys.
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>>78585705
Another thing you could have done is replace Gott with the hebrew flag and thanked him for reminding you of the need for tolerance.

If putting the Jews on a higher pedestal doesn't stick in a Muslim's craw I don't know what will.
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A couple of fat Muslim women harassed my mother while she was in line at a grocery store.
She came home crying.

I see these walking tents everywhere on my way to school, always with a double/quadruple baby stroller. It makes me sick.
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>>78581156
>be my mother.
>a muslim propose marriage.
>the guy have nasty quantity of money.
>she think.
> Someone tell she, I is crazy, do not do it.
> She trust the person, at the end refuse.
> at the end he dont was crazy but a religious fanatic.
>the guy don't bother and try to find another wife.
>years later, my mother find he marry with a long term friend.
>she has 34 but looks like 50.
>historyes come out,
>the guy strike she, have another 4 wives.
>she literally cant leave him or he gona kill she.
>mi mother almost marry with him for money,
>i almost have a adoptive muslim father...
>now mi mother its proud to be officially racist again midle east people.
>she dont is White, she is latina, but men... that bitch really is racist again midle east people. relly fking hate them.
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>>78584014
We we need another theater shooting, you surrenderer?
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> be me, white collar corporate slave
> new hire is a bearded muzzie in religious linen garbs
> actively avoids women, refuses to shake their hands
> tries to educate us about Islam and the Quran every day
> hates fags, suggest he'd kill himself any he finds out are pedos
> hints at knowing where to find guns the day he needs them
> me, suggesting we have a problem to my boss
> every cuck in the office pretends it's all good, the boss won't even touch it with a barge pole
> he gives his notice a few months later, problem solved

The thing is, any fucking white male that would go on those kind of rants would get reported instantly, but muzzies get a pass every time because nobody wants to be raycist. It's craziness.
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>>78598326
Not Realschule but Hauptschule, that's where most of the roaches and other trash are.

And before the bubble of meme studies, 20-30 years ago, most people went to Realschule.
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>>78601263
>Take word of warning; arguing this matter puts you on a hiding to nothing. The people you'll be arguing with don't care what the facts of the matter are. They've made their mind up and that's that. Whatever you say will just be howled down as part of the conspiracy.

... Well. I thought he was exaggerating.
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>>78596224
You are probably the reason they became so fucked up lol, sometimes you`re just the bad influence this thing has happened to me with Christians, a Palestinian Chick, a Jew girl, some guy that was going to college was going to become an architect, the son of a principal of a college, also lots of girls that used to be the real obedient to their parents, I have this real fucked effect on people.
It is mainly because I just like to listen to music and drink, my other theory is that they always wanted to do stuff because of been forced to behave in such a good way that they meet a guy like me and they go down hill.
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>>78581156
>be me
>be muslim
>hate growing up
>hate going to mosque
>hate the dietary restrictions
>dip out at 18 and join the army
>your speak Dari? Great you can be a translator
>fuck around in Afghanistan
>get discharged
>now air traffic controller and engaged
>also no longer muslim
Fuck that nonsense
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>>78598171
>literally what israel has been doing for years
at this point I just think the whole "I felt bad" thing is a ploy to make other countries not attack you for your nazi bullshit
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>be me
>gain mudslim friends
>mudslims turned haram because of me
>atheistRguments.gif
>friends no longer mudslims
>take that allah
>feel like proud kafir
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>>78587426
>American fights Islam by eating

Colour me shocked.
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>>78598387
lol I don't see you doing anything better, faggot.
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>>78594650
Where in Oslo was it?

Gronland?
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>>78600611
> Be Bangladeshi
> Go to US and work at 7/11
> Make 40 shekels a day working 12 hour shifts at said 7/11
> Live in one bedroom apartment with 16 other Bangladeshis
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>>78589987
>Become the Bill Cosby of muslims

You think muslims should be raping MORE?
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>>78599026
Try buddhist meditation and council/talks. I recommend Ajahn Brahm, you don't need to be in the religious stuff for his advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avEojw6wMSs
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>>78601607
Fuck I keep mixing those two (Realschule and Hauptschule) up.
So from most to least academically rigorous:
>Gymnasium
>Realschule
>Hauptschule
Right?
And Gymnasium is for those who want to go to Uni, Realschule for those that would be going to trade school here in the US, and Hauptschule for ???
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>>78598216
Planes were cirlcing the Liberty for hiurs before the attack, kike boats were using deck guns to shoot life rafts and sailors that were waving American flags. If you are close enough to use deck guns, you can see and hear the other people.

Fuck off, kike.
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>be me
>fuck the girlfriends of sissy tiny dick white-trash euroshits all day errday
>end of story

:))))
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>>78581156
>be me
>live in shitskin city as it was the only place I could find a home
>come home from work
>get passed up by 5 shits
>get forced into my apartment
>sit petrified for 3 hours while they rummage through my home, breaking and stealing shit
>they talk to me like I am their friend
>never done a criminal act in my life so its not some gang retribution
>they finally leave
>I got nothing
>police can't or won't do shit.

fuck shitskins, fuck immigration, fuck muslims

I have never been afraid of a bunch of 5 Hells Angels members in a dark alley
I am afraid of shits
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>>78602387
>I'm a kike because I'm telling you the Israeli Navy is hilariously shit

http://www.tboverse.us/HPCAFORUM/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=69

Read.
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>be me studying abroad in chinkland
>randomly assigned rooms on campus
>turns out I'm sharing with this dude from pakistan, seems nice, cool beard, all round nice guy.
>be next morning 5AM
>ALLAAAAAHHHH HUUU AKBAAAAR
>literally loud enough that you can hear it from outside
>every morning
>mfw
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>be me in 2011, first year university student
>live in shitty neighbourhood to avoid being raped on rent by bad landlords
>find out upon arrival that it's a heavily muslim area
>muslims constantly starting trouble with white locals, trying to provoke fights
>locals get in the shit with the fuzz, pakis never even get a warning
>they knock on doors and try to preach to us
>have pakistani friend (born in coventry, not a muslim) who translates what the paki shop owners are saying as we walk round their little corner shop thinking we don't understand
>all kinds of racial abuse, constantly talking about how much they want to fuck our female housemates, no idea that he's telling us what they're saying
>tfw 4 men from the mosque round the corner from my house were arrested on terror charges
>tfw I punched a muslim lad in the face outside the student union
>tfw I voted leave

Today is a proud day lads
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>>78594968
>fête foraine
It'd be a carnival or a fair.
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>>78599866
>The important thing is that you didn't do it in purpose

He did it for the Lulz as he pointed out in his post, even if you leave out the death of the kid, blasting the heck outta a poor sheep herders flock of sheep is the more brutal way to kill him and his family of slow starvation by taking away his only earning, the same reason IDF destroys crop and olive orchedrs of poorest farmers over there, it's pushing them to slow but certain death.
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>>78601910
>Would high five and buy this man a round of drinks anytime.
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>>78602474
ROFLMAO

Kill yourself coward beta faggot. Clean the gene pool, NOW

AHAHAHHAHDSAHADSAHHAHA
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>>78601500
>Calling your own mother a bitch
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>>78598171
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Kids shouldn't have been that dumb.
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>>78599431
Known about your wall guns for a while now.. God I hope he build a wall and put some of those ontop of it
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>>78581156
>not firing someone because fear of backlash
This is some germano-swede level of cucking right here.
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>Be me
>Be at the ending weeks of eight grade.
>I sat next to a muslim kid.
>This is before my dislike of muslims, so I had no problems with him.
>One day after school he sees I have a few dollars that I had in my wallet. I intended to use to buy a LEGO kit.
>He says "Anon. Can I have some bus money, I need it to go to my grandma's house"
>Not wanting to prevent him from see his grandma I give him $15.
>Kid ends up being gone for nine months.
>Start of the third trimester in 8th grade he comes back.
>Turns out he went to fucking mecca.
>My face when I realized the prick lied to me.
>I stilled acted nice to the kid, but I was very suspicious of him. (This is before I hated Muslims)
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>>78596055
>regular pakis

nigger pakiland was literally made for moslems

(by us)
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>guy on street spruiking Islam
>actually like to engage in intelligent discussion with religious spruikers, not be offensive, try to learn and maybe even teach
>every other time this has happened with another belief we both admitted to feeling like the conversation benefitted us as human beings. Without fail. Studying philosophy is pointless outside of talking to the existentially concerned homeless/mentally ill.
>talk to Islamic man, only in his mid 20's, about a number of things, a good positive experience so far.
>mentions aversion to drugs
>he's got a coffee cup in his hand
>is that coffee?
>yes
>caffeines a drug
>no it isn't
>what? Yes it is. No one except an addict would say a drug is not a drug.
>body language and facial expression grows aggressive as he starts quoting passages that I assume were to defend his degeneracy so I walk away.
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>>78602372
As a rule of thumb I'd say Realschule is for anything pracitcal, archtypical is a carpenter. But I've been out of education processes for almost 20 years now, so I don't know the details exactly and Abitur from Gymnasium is needed for a lot more jobs now, like for police officers.

Hauptschule, good question actually, you can almost instantly apply for welfare if you only go with that degree. But they've also lowered the standards, so it shouldn't be too hard to get Realschulabschluss, if you aren't an imbecile.

We're also big on get into the work directly, earn money and get trained while doing further education at the same time at Fachhochschulen.
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>>78600840

Sorry, I'v got both Prune and Peanut Allergy...go have Mateen do it.
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>>78601500
Pics of mother pls.
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>be me
>Visiting Oslo
>By myself
>Near dusk
>Taking train back to mates house
>Have to get to other side of platform with on of those sketchy underground tunnels
>No one around
>As I'm descending the narrow stairs two Arabs are coming up
>Ohshit.jpg
>There's room for all three of us to pass but they are walking up the middle
>Arab in the middle sees me and purposefully doesn't change path
>I'm in a bad mood and don't want to appear a cucked so I ignore caution and keep walking straight
>He changes his mind and tries to move out of the way at the last second
>Too late
>My left knee smashes into his left wrist and the expensive looking watch he is wearing and gives a sickening crunching sound
>His watch is smashed
>Get adrenaline rush design
>Arab splutters with rage and yells incorently, posturing in threatening manner
>I stop walking and stand my ground look at him defiantly
>Ignore caution again and give him a come at me bro look
>More rage and butthurt "filthy Kaffir!!"
>Too cucked to come at me even though I smashed his watch
>Stand my ground until the leave, turn around and walk away triumphantly when im sure they're not following me

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>>78587903
Hope IDF wipes out the scum!!!!
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>>78601239
הרוב זה תצפיתניות אחי אבל לא כולם
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>>78586721
tfw you unironically love your merchant posters
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>>78591116
>>78596055
>>78602544
Stories like these remind me how lucky I am to make it out
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>Be me, senior year high school USA
>muslim kid, fresh off the boat from Jordan, family rich as fuck
>I'm talking with a ladyfriend bout politics
>We talking bout marriage laws n shit
>ladyfriend says "I don't know why people think gay marriage is ridiculous, I mean, cousins can get married in Alabama!"
>Muslim overhears
>"My parents are cousins. What's wrong with that?"
>ladyfriend can't handle it, leaves
>later tells me ISIS isn't that bad
>tells me he'll punch me for drawing Mohammad
>became first student to not graduate from our school
>mfw
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>>78598070
They share a sausage pizza, put it that way.
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>>78586721

thank you, based kike
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>>78586721
Greatest ally.
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>>78598171
are you crazy posting that kind of shit on chans shlomobro
real life JIDF and unit 8200 could trace that to you

also don't worry too much, shit like that happen, sad but it happen, every time you put very lethal material in the hands of 18 year old kids, this kind of shit happen, innocent people die.. not completely your fault desu

Think the guy who fired on those four soccer kid on the beach sleeps at night?

But thing is,just like you, it's your responsiblity, your fault, but also the fault of the fucking braindead parents, letting kids play soccer in a bombarmdment zone in the middle of a war, or in your case, letting kids herding sheeps just next to the fucking frontier
and then they claim martyr shahid bullshit, oblivious to the fact it's at least half their fault when their kids die
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>work at tourism site in cave
>colleagues spot muslim family with burkas coming up stairs
>lock up and hide everything while waiting outside of gate
>they see its not open and get upset
>after a few allah mallahs they 180 and take the route that had overgrown and had poisonous snakes mating
>next morning their car was still there

We did our part.
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>>78599368
>coming home late one night
>suddenly I got a fright
>couple lads near me of the arabian persuasion
>I'm sorry, that's racist, I'm supposed to call them Asian
>instantly smell trouble and try to steer clear
>for fucks sake, they're coming near
>they sing the song of their people, what a ruckus they're makin'
>"BUMBERCLART, BUMBERCLART" I didn't know Pakistan was Jamaican
>I try to ignore them but there's a holler from Sandnigger One
>"FUCK ENGLAND, FUCK BRITAIN, FUCK CAMERON'S WIFE IN THE BUM"
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>>78586721
Not all of us are so blessed as to live near so many war zones, Israel.
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>>78583408
not defending the muslims but your dad is an ass
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>>78589887
Typical Ishmaelite cowards.

I'll fight them 1 vs 20 and send them all to Sheol. I promise you no hasbara required
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>>78586721
>vets brag about their kills
I smell a POG
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>be in highschool
>irish friend says he can get any girl because he is such a pro (he'd just ask them to hang out endlesslly till they'd say yes)
>asks me to challenge him to get any girl
>we settle on a good-looking mudslime girl
>to my surprise he managed to get her out on a date and fuck her and get some nudes out of her
>her brothers find out he has been fucking her
>they beat him bloody to the point that he got hospitalized
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>>78586721
well done sir
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>>78599368
Im proud of you britz
>>78601910
Great, you have balls to leave that fucking cult
>>78603209
Not even they can follow there bulshit rules
>>78603553
English Mother Fucker Do You Speak It
>>78603726
Serves that fucker right
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>>78604337
underrated post
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>>78581156
This isn't my story, but I heard from it by multiple friends so it must be true
>be in elementary
>live in a mexican populated area
>muslims move into area
>some mexicans set muslims home on fire
>next day in school little ahmed is sad
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>>78603517
And who do you think they will target once they run out of Arabs/Muslims/Palestinians?

And do some research on how well Christians do in Zionist controlled areas.
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>>78595586
Zika?
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>>78581156
>pizza R&D team
What an age to be alive
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>>78581156

>Live in the American Southwest
>never seen a muslim in my life sans this one lady in a black burkha walking down the street one time years ago

I couldn't believe my eyes it was like seeing a unicorn. Looked like a Negro Klansman.
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>>78581156
>>doesn't show up to work on time and claims religious reasons
This was literally every muslin at my old workplace.

They'd even go as far as taking breaks randomly to pray to a fucking wall somewhere in a corner on dirty cardboard.

Especially Ramadan was be bad, since all of them would either not come to work at all or be feral throughout the entire month.

Fucking useless cunts.
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>>78602241

>Be Israeli
>Don't actually have the land for the one bedroom apartment to live with 16 other Israeli's
>Enlist God as your real estate agent by manipulating Christian Bible and 'Muh 6 Trillion'
>Short change both God and Goy by making you give the land for free and don't even pay him a dime in Agent fee's.

Kike-tacular...
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>>78581156
>Be me
>Be muslim
>Be Omar
>Be from afar
>Go to gay bar
>Shoot gays at bar
>?????
>ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>78604309

>bulgaria

please, you're not even white.
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>>78590958
The mudslimes get to him? I hear the just adore dogs.
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>>78598216
Two problems with this and one endorsement.
This is consistent with everything else I've heard about Tzahal and certainly what we saw with the Mavi Marmara. However, we know LBJ had a thing for seaborne false flags. And LBJ directly ordered nearby US assets to not assist the Liberty. Why would a pure Israeli screwup get so much help from the same President who used a naval false flag (Gulf of Tongkin) to escalate Vietnam?
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Weirdly, for someone who despises Islam intensely, pretty much all of my interactions with mudshits have been pretty good beyond the shits at university spouting Islam is peace BS
>sick on a bus headed to brussels
>muslim guy next to me offers me chocolate and at the next stop gets me an alka seltzer
>chat the whole way there

>be sleeping outside Marseille TGV station
>nother night nother group o folks
>couple of muzzies from Algeria and Morocco, one old and one young and dark as fuuuck
>the old Algerian guy shares some hashish with me, though he tried to beg a bit after, was chill
>drank some beers with the morrocan guy and he told me about the eurolines busses
Interestingly enough sleeping outside of the Marseille train station waiting for my money to be available was one of my best experiences
>be in London suburb
>go to buy some beer from a small cornerstore near the hostel
>encounter a young negress who is looking for her phone
>for some reason she suspects I stole it
>fuck off
>out of nowhere 5-10 dark-skinned youths come out of nowhere
>a bunch of old middle eastern dudes and shopkeeps who were chilling around the stores form a wall between them and me til the cops come
>clear my pockets for the cops and the cops and they tell them all to fuck off
Never go to the halal chicken places though, absolutely terrible. If you want cheap tobacco find a Muslim shopowner and they'll have one that is untaxed (illegal) for muuuuch cheaper.
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>>78604337

They are Asian, they are west Asian. Even the Romans and Greeks referred to them as "Asians". Infact, they were the original Asians.

Also, Arab is not a race, it's a language and culture.

Get educated, peasant.
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>>78605292
So a gay Democrat Muslim walks into a bar and says....

...shots for everyone!
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nothing really exciting or abnormal for muzzies but here it is:
>Hanging out by myself when I was in Uni after an evening class
>hijabi women comes running by to be picked up by someone I presume to be her husband
>sandman gets out of vehicle is pissed as fuck yelling at her in hurka durka language
>raises hand to hit her
>oh shit I'm about to see a beat down
>durka realizes there are witnesses, she gets in the back seat (like a child) and they drive off

"educated" Muslim women everyone.
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>>78605464
People like you simply make me sick.
Get back to 17th century bohemia cuck.
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>>78605635
What's the opposite of a gay bar?
An Allah Ackbar!
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