>>76058732
Did you do anything? Aside from internally spazzing

> stand up and walk to end of row
> say to teacher on the end “I have to go to my trombone lesson”
> fineass teacher says “Sure Anon”
> Walk out of assembly hall
> have no trombone lesson to go to
> have the greatest fucking idea of the century
> gonna tear down every last faggot promoting piece of fucking propaganda in the school
> set off on newfound quest
> fucking greatest idea
> head to library
> shitsgonbegood.jpg
> at entrance, see three posters
> fucking disgusting
> rip those motherfuckers down and put in bin
> surge of ecstasy - sweet sweet revenge

>>76058732

Well? What did you do? I feel like this was the most pointless story I ever read.

Anyway I'll share.

>Two girls ask me out
>What?!.jpg
>Take them both out and they are fucking hotties
>Hey anon one of us ha a crush on you
>Yes! raging boner
>Yeah well which one of you
>One says he's over there
>Huh
>Look and see some gay waving and smiling while blushing
>No you cant be serious
>Yeah he wants to meet you go over there and talk to him
>Sure
>Walk right past him out the door and leave them with the bill.

Dumb women I swear.

dumbfuck I just posted more

> continue the rampage
> no poster is safe
> come across one in one of the wood tech rooms
> “Love is a verb, homophobia isn’t!” it reads
> fuck that shit
> realise that it’s on the other side of glass
> shit
> year 8 class inside
> megashit
> see teacher
> is Engineering teacher
> go in classroom
> “Hey Mr. Anon, can I do something really quickly?”
> “Er, yes.”
> Thanks.
> Rip that goddamn skullfucked poster off the glass
> tear it in half, throw it in the bin
> don’t look at kids
> “See you on Wednesday, Mr. Anon”
> “Er…”
> Leave
> Go to library and read Persepolis for the remainder of period (class segment)
> Keep glancing at entrance waiting for angry teacher
> no fucking regrets
> It’s Wednesday, Engineering. Mr. Anon says nothing about it. I say nothing about it.

>>76059036

Still pretty fucking pointless. Dammit forgot to check flag. Guess that explains.

>>76058732
>>76058816
>>76058915
>>76059036

That's a cool story mate

>>76058732
This was about 10 years ago in my early 20s

>home from college and going to hang out with my brother and some girls, one of which he's banging
>her parents are out of town and she is throwing a little party
>one of her friends is a total bottom and about to join navy, looked a lot like a young (real) blond Milo now that I think about it
>asks everyone at the party if they have an issue with hays, if so he'll try not to hang around those people
>i tell him I have no issue with gaus intil they start deinking and try to "turn" me
>he laughs and says that won't happen
>everyone's partying and having fun, looking like I'm gonna sleep with one girl and we are both really REALLY drunk
>everyone in the pool, it's a pool party now
>gay guy apologizes for insulting me earlier, tells me I'm cute, tries to kiss me
>so drunk I can barely walk. I push him away and go inside
>about to pass out, go upstairs, lock myself in a bedroom. No sex that night
>everyone saw what happened and made fun of the gay guy for doing what he daid he wouldn't
>we have a lot of mutual friends but he has refused to every come around out of embarrassment
>no one ever sees him again

>understand that gays exist
>don't care
End

>always been tolerant, classical liberal, liberty is great
>fall for the university meme and enter into bachelor of arts
>the first year i can handle
>the second year gets harder
>the third year i'm about to break
>the fourth year i'm about to lose my shit every single day
>one day they bring in a gay guy who proceeds to walk in with a flaming erection for ""portrait studies"" and we're tasked with drawing him
>channel the powers of my german great grandfather (mercy be on his soul for the kikes sure won't give any) and attempt to draw with great patience and virtue
>i'm fucking zoning out or some shit, just drawing and staring at this fucking idiot
>mind breaks
>stare at paper
>look at guy
>stare at paper
>look around
>see everyone's happy with it and clearly enjoying it
>all of my failures in the past 22 years meet up with me at the exact same fucking time
>pack up shit, get up, go to professor and ask to speak outside quietly
>walk outside
>explain as calmly as i can (i was deathglaring that cunt) that this is completely absurd and i'm not going to partake in it
>"Well Anon, If you're so bigoted you can't handle art then you might as well just leave and not come back."
>stare at him
>"Come again?"
>"You're a homophobe Anon, you clearly hate the man because of his sexual preferences."
>stare at him more
>"Anon, stop staring at me like that,"
>proceed to unleash the most cruel and violent tirade of profanities and insults I think i've ever given to anyone in my life
>end it with a resounding "Go fuck yourself cunt or I'll shove your head through a fucking wall."
>drop out, leave, contact a buddy and get work with him
>happy i never graduated

Ever since that shit I've begun zoning out during stress.

>>76061917
Holy shit, anon. That's pretty funny. Hope you got a good job. I also zone out during stress now that I think about it.

>>76062188
I have a pretty decent job. Video related also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmLuMZqqU4