Hey /pol/, I'm texting my self-hating friend right now and he just told me "White people are the cause of everything evil that has happened in society. Prove me wrong."
How should I rebuttal, for starters?
>>33718869
I didn't know white people made Ebola.
Checkmate, atheists
>>33718869
break up with your friend
>>33718869
tell him "No, you're thinking of the jews."
Story time for /pol/
I'm a fucking idiot, /pol/.
I'm a 19 year old American idiot who doesn't know shit about shit.
When I lurk on this board, you guys are constantly having extensive arguments about history and current events. What I'd like to know is how. Where do you get all your information from? How do you keep up with all the modern issues in politics, economics, science, etc.?
I'd just like to be more conscious and informed.
Dont you know anon? We never reveal our sources.
Get out while you still can OP. There is still hope for you. Run you fool.
>>33645299
Well, seeing as you sit behind iron wall and your internet is heavily censored (if you have internet at all), you are beyond help.
This is a thread for those moments you feel batshit insane and come up with extreme solutions to problems even though you know it wouldn't work. Or shit that bothers you but you don't feel like it really bothers anyone else or is a big deal. For instance:
>I play around with the idea of outlawing divorce, you get married once you're stuck in it unless one partner dies.
>I think not taking care of your kid is the most inhuman thing and that adoption shouldn't be a thing unless the kid is an orphan.
>Basically genetic testing every person and finding the parents of kids and making those two people solely responsible for them.
>I wonder about segregating work places by sex so women can't say they make less because they're the only ones making products in that business. Money where mouth is.
>This also prevents sexual harassment and women using their looks to work less and get promoted more while promoting good looking males over lesser good looking males.
>I think it should be taboo to introduced kids to religious concepts until at least 16
>I think kids under the age of 16 shouldn't be legally allowed on the Internet.
Your turn /pol/.
>>33631650
No one? ;_;
>>33631650
I think that states which take more in federal taxes than they give for multiple years should be sanctioned.
I think we should identity individuals with a perpencity for hereditary problems, and offer them $1500 a month for the rest of their lives if they agree to be sterilized.
I think that the American credit reporting system has to be drastically revamped in favor of the consumer, and that it needs to be consolidated into one, highly regulated, company instead of three.
I think there should be a cap placed on the profitability of some markets, such as rental housing and medical services.
I think employers should give serious consideration to the 4 day 40 hour workweek.
It would be nice if the homesteading act were reintroduced.
>>33632380
>I think employers should give serious consideration to the 4 day 40 hour workweek.
mfw work at walmart in warehousing
mfw we have 4 day 40 hours OR 3 day 12 hour shifts.
mfw I'm one of the few workers with a 5 day work week. fuck I hate 5 day work weeks
"Only 100 applications? *sigh* It's like you're not even TRYING to find a job."
I like when my father said
"Go door to door and look like you want a job and you'll get hired."
>>33642695
>wrote 2, followed up on 1
>>33642813
Did that, got a job.
Cyclejerk end when?
>mfw going into shops and asking about jobs
>every single time they tell me to apply online
So much for a firm handshake and looking the manager square in the eye. Fucking boomers
looking at twitter, the top hash tag in London right now is #FeministsAreUgly
which one of you fuckers did this
>>33633262
http://whotrended.it/tt/103535
Super fucking kek.
Well, it's true. Shouldn't we be striving for truth?
>>33633262
>"No I am not eligible to receive that because of my parents high income,
O.K. retard, you have any more fairytales you want to tell us?
>get master's degree in history
>rack up $50k in student debt
>try to get job in my field
>you need at least 5 years experience!
>end up working in the gift shop at my town's train museum for $8 an hour while I live with my parents
>I hate trains
What the fuck? How are we supposed to get work experience if no one hires entry-level college grads?
College is the biggest scam. Trade school would've been better
>>33637370
Yes, good guy, be a plumber.
>>33637370
I don't understand the bitching. I got a full scholarship for college and started off at $80k plus bonus a year when I graduated and got a job in banking
>these are still legal
>liquids are still legal
>>33635289
Why wouldn't they be?
You can legally mutilate yoursels, so how are unhealthy drinks the worst offenders here?
Can someone make a list of European countries that are based? I'm considering moving to one of them.
>>33633136
I heard the Hungarian president declared his country a white nation, you could move there.
France might get a far right, anti europe/anti immigration president in 2017.
Switzerland
Ireland
Scotland
Finland
Estonia
Luxembourg
Liechtenstein
Iceland
Can we get a good political cartoons thread? None of that [THIS DRAWING MEANS THIS] [AND THIS ONE MEANS THIS] [LABEL] [ANOTHER LABEL] bullshit?
>>33613410
Damn that's actually a good cartoon. Doesn't use labels everywhere or walls of text to illustrate that Obama is a complete retard and a shit eating grinning bastard who is not on the level against Putin
(Economy) The Money Masters - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H56FUHgqRNE
(Economy) The Secret of Oz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swkq2E8mswI
(Economy) Secrets of Money - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyV0OfU3-FU&list=SPE88E9ICdipidHkTehs1VbFzgwrq1jkUJ
(Economy) Handbook of Human Ownership - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k67_imEHTPE
(Economy) Overdose: The Next Financial Crisis - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ECi6WJpbzE
(Economy) Corporate Fascism: The Destruction of the Middle Class - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTbvoiTJKIs
(Economy) Inside Job - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCvO6qEbJw
(Economy) The Collapse of The American Dream Explained in Animation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM
(Economy) The Shock Doctrine - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iW1SHPgUAQ
(Business) The Corporation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6zQO7JytzQ
(Business) Terms and Conditions may apply - http://www.putlocker.com/file/08D2E81A5732C518
(Business) The Lightbulb Conspiracy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfzQzGNYaiU
(Control) Century of the Self - http://stagevu.com/video/nwzzalshdpjw
(Control) Slavery by Consent - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKXspt459LE
(Control) Power Principle - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDZwHUlIiLI
(Control) Manufacturing Consent - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQhEBCWMe44
(Control) Human Resoures: Social Engineering in the C20th http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCNLXj-R5Jc
(Manipulation) Psychological Warfare Subversion & Control of Western Society - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZnkULuWFDg
(Manipulation) The Art of Deception - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAmGnyj0u7E
(Manipulation) The Narrative, Political Correctness - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM
(Manipulation) How the Media lies - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ETBtR6HeE
1/3
>>33603357
(Society) Consuming Kids - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plcVyx6V7ms
(Society) Starsuckers - http://vimeo.com/49021336
(Society) Hjernevask: Brainwashing - http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x1xv47_BrainwashingInNorway_hjernevask-english/1#video=xp0tg8
(Society) Cultural Marxism: The Corruption of America - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdBuK7_g3M
(Society) Propaganda - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLfkhwkEbo
(Society) Collaspe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdO2Xh51Q-U
(Society) Identity Politics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdiAr7Rw3gk
(Paedophilia) Conspiracy of Silence - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma22jxA5xZY
(Anti-semitism) Defamation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JboEatEiNpY
(Israel/Nazis) The Flat - http://kickass.to/hadira-aka-the-flat-2011-%D7%94%D7%93%D7%99%D7%A8%D7%94-t8302916.html
(9/11) War by Deception - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blSifMddGf8
(Sandy Hook) Sandy Hook Hoax Ultimate (Case Closed) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4d2g9XIFnE
(The Holocaust) - More than Taboo http://vimeo.com/29866086
(The Holocaust) - One Third of the Holocaust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNOBtsg9eQQ
(The Holocaust) - David Cole in Auschwitz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCOjOj4RAU
(History) The True Story of Adolf Hitler - http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/
(History) Ukrainian Famine (Holodomor) - http://undergrounddocumentaries.com/holodomor-the-ukrainian-holocaust-of-1933/
(History) All Wars are Bankers Wars - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfEBupAeo4
(History) JFK: The Case for Consipracy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKw1nljVCMw
(History) Dr. Mary's Monkey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ5-liXcXLI
2/3
>>33603391
(War) The Gatekeepers - http://www.firedrive.com/file/15CA14821011748D
(War) The War you don't see - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDutkYQF9d8
(War) Dirty Wars - http://www.movshare.net/video/8191b526d7e56
(War) PsyWars - http://www.sockshare.com/file/DF4B25EDF00BD0BF
(War) Why We Fight - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4SgEy2khOE
(War) Breaking the Taboo - http://www.movshare.net/video/b35fef96487d9
(Esoteric) Esoteric Agenda - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCC4nlpuEWw
(Esoteric) Under the Sign of the Scorpian - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mlw2mlf35Y
(Other) The Israel Lobby - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N294FMDok98
(Other) Assault on the Male - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkxIJJI37bQ
(Other) College Conspiracy Scam in USA - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww4m8GUK69E
(Other) Don't talk to the Police - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
(Other) Cancer: The Forbidden Cures - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWLrfNJICeM
(Other) The Greater Good - http://www.zalaa.com/m2rdzr1mugp0/The_greater_good_-_BG.mp4.htm#
(Other) - The Invisible War - http://www.firedrive.com/file/2D1B422E8851AB11
3/3
that is probably all i have right now
>>33603357
T-thanks, NSA. I sure gonna see all of this in my personal account.
Richard Dawkins want to destroy traditional Christian values in America. He wants to destroy what makes this nation great. He wants America to burn.
His nihilistic view on human lives built upon Darwin's hateful theory of evolution is what inspired 9/11. Because Dawkins believes humans are nothing but monkeys he thinks they can be killed as he wishes.
Ban this scumbag from this planet. Drone strike him all the way to hell.
>>33594691
Name one thing Christianity has done to benefit, improve or otherwise safeguard this country.
>>33594717
The United States was founded on Christian values.
>>33594735
Being founded on something doesn't make it good. It was also founded on slavery.
Why is German without Nazi so fucking degenerate?
>>33585185
Same reason as Japs are. They got rekt.
>>33585185
There is literally nothing wrong with straight sex.
>>33585262
freedom fighter, leave this thread.
No GOOD LUCK EBOLA thread? Let's rectify that...
Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the president of Nigeria
>Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, BNER, GCON (born 20 November 1957)[1] is a Nigerian politician who has been President of Nigeria since 2010. Prior to his role as President, he served as Governor of Bayelsa State from 2005 to 2007 and as Vice-President of Nigeria from 2007 to 2010. Jonathan is a member of the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP).
Dr. Goodluck has a BS in Zoology
>Jonathan holds a B.Sc. degree in Zoology in which he attained Second Class Honours. He holds an M.Sc. degree in Hydrobiology and Fisheries biology, and a PhD degree in Zoology from the University of Port Harcourt. Before he entered politics in 1998, he worked as an education inspector, lecturer, and environmental-protection officer.[3]
Here's a Facebook page about him (not sure if legit)
>pages/Goodluck-Ebele-Jonathan/142365035796699
And here's the wikipedia entry
>wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan
TL;DR the President of Nigeria is a fucking zoo keeper named GOOD LUCK EBOLA.
P.S. His autobiography is called the 'Wind of Hope'.
Clearly, the aliens are fucking with us. It's like they want our sides to ascend to orbit so they can harvest them for the alien equivalent of the utterly useless dick-stiffening traditional Chinese medicine. Either that, or we're being trolled by God himself.
>>33542380
Thread theme (I'm not sure if the guy speaking is Goodluck Ebele):
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53daeca56f476-it-s-happening-ebola-edition.php
>>33542456
i was worried this summer would be boring, but it's shaping up as quite the Happening. let's keep our fingers crossed.
>goodluck ebele
This has to be some Illuminati joke, there is no other explanation.
Im currently a car mechanic apprentice in germany and i get paid 700 euros a month (its scales up a hundred euros per year until the fourth year when i transition into being a regular car mechanic with regular pay, currently first year) and i dont know what to do with it. Ive currently saved around 5000 Euros which will be more than enough to pay for the part-time curses to get an engineering degree after the apprenticeship. I have a car, a drivers license and i currently live at my mothers house so i dont have to pay rent. Insurance and Taxes are low because i dont make much. I dont have any expensive hobbies. I like to play vidya sure, but i only buy games on steamsales/buy used consoles and games. I dont wear expensive stuff and im not the partying type. But I dont want to let the money simply rest on my bank account because i know that inflation will slowly eat it. I would like to know how you /pol/lacks invest your money or what you do with your money.
I just buy shares of a S&P500 index fund.
>>33563687
do you decide which shares to buy or do you let a broker make the decisions?
>implying anyone on /pol/ has money
