Samefagging has always been a staple of 4chan culture. Let's show Moot we wont go along with his little scheme by ignoring ID's when we post.
I think that's a brilliant idea OP and you are a genuinely cool guy
How can you just ignore IDs? This is the most retarded shit I've seen all day.
THREAD 2: happening edition
A mysterious countdown has appeared.
Anonymous say it's not them.
It's professional in that it's impossible to track the author.
Jihadists on Twitter are promising terrorist attacks on Sunday.
The countdown is to 9 o'clock the 11th of January.
Inb4 nothing happens
Fingers crossed for happening
>>40570508
inb4 full screen goatse
A mysterious countdown has appeared.
Anonymous say it's not them.
It's professional in that it's impossible to track the author.
Jihadists on Twitter are promising terrorist attacks on sunday.
The countdown is to 9 o'clock the 11th of january.
link to the website
http://www.opcharliehebdo.com/
>>40568565
>impossible to track the author
>protected by whois privacy
Wow they got me
>>40568565
>It's professional
>had to create two cloudflare accounts because they accidentally registered for it with their real email
10/10
I started a troll OKC account. It's already gotten about 10 views and 2 messages after being up for 5 minutes.
Help me write the bio /pol/
>>40556084
Cardio buff, always on the run. Enjoy shopping, crossbows, and have issues with authority. BBC wanted.
Peaceful and religious
Is a helping person and devoted to helping her man
>Next target for some terrorist attack will be Rome
>You already know it will go as this
>Terrorists take some hostages, moreless like 40
>Istablitz by police
>42 deaths confirmed by police
I don't know, maybe we deserve it.
what makes you think italy is next?
>>40546745
because there's a significant muslim immigrant population from Africa forced on Italy by the EU combined with islam mentality which believes that if they do it to the catholic Capital they'll finally win.
Im pretty sure it would just make it worse. And if they did it in the vatican, all this shitposting about DEUS VULT will actually happen
Nope. It will be a country that sympathizes with Palestine.
One day, pedophilia and bestiality will be progressive in western society.
Minimum age of consent should be 14
Optimal age of consent should be 15
Anyone under the age of 14, I don't think would be capable of making an informed decisions.
>>40548033
Why is your arbitrary age pulled out of a hat better than the next person's? AoC used to be 7 in America.
>>40548054
>Why is your arbitrary age pulled out of a hat better than the next person's?
Brain development, and life experience. Like I said
>Anyone under the age of 14, I don't think would be capable of making an informed decisions.
So I've been wondering for a while now if socialism is actually a decent idea. I am American and I just kinda think that socialism is better than capitalism, I think originally capitalism may have been a decent idea but in general it fails miserably. Minimum wage isn't enough to cover a shitty ghetto apartment where I live so that's just one example the second is that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer I mean very rarely does anyone get rich after living on the streets. We're so worried about producing more jobs because everyone wants to get a lot of money quick and easy. I look at socialism and think that with everyone getting paid at the same rate nobody really can get a Job that makes you rich quick. So am I right anons or am I just dreaming here?
Tl;dr is socialism better than capitalism or am I an idiot for thinking that way?
National Socialism is the best economic system.
If you think otherwise, dispute it logically.
>>40501849
Socialism can't work.
It will eventually devolve into a welfare state and more and more immigrants come over to take advantage of that, I mean wouldn't you come to a democracy that was giving you:
- free healthcare?
- free education?
- free money? (Benefits)
- free transportation?
- no necessity to get a job?
Of course NATIONAL socialism works great, no immigrants stealing your welfare, just hardworking common folk that pay into the state and in return get their needs paid for.
TL;DR: Niggers, spics and muzzies ruin socialism, national socialism's your best bet.
tl;dr Osama's master plan was to stage a coup d'etat in Saudi Arabia.
Now the we've had the time to see how much of an inneffective pussy Osama turned out to be, lets look at what he was trying to do and why. Here's his life in a nut shell:
1) Son of a rich Saudi Aristocrat in the Bin Laden family
2) Goes to college
3) Travels to Afghanistan to fight the soviets. Like all aristocratic kids sent to war, he got a privileged position in his little Arab-Afghan army that protected his life.
4) Abdullah Yusuf Azzam, his ally, mentor, and partner in the foundation of Maktab al-Khadamat (MAK), is a pussy and gets killed by... who the fuck knows? However, when he was alived, he wanted MAK to remain as a tool in the Afghan front unlike use-it-everywhere-Osama.
5) Osama moves back to Saudi Arabia and, after Saddam's invasion of Kuwait, tries to get the king of Saudi Arabia to let his Arab-Afghan MAK (i.e. proto Al qaeda) protect SA against Iraqistan instead of America. Obviously realizing how weak Al Qaeda was and noticing how retarded it would be to trust an aristocrat and his private army (guns can turn in an instant), the King laughs him out of the room and tells him America will protect them.
6) Osama cries and publicly says that the monarch should be taken out of power. Naturally, he looses his citizenship and has to run to Africa
7) After being kicked out of Africa in the late 90s, Osama attacks an Embassy and pisses off America.
Cont
>>40500999
8) Faggot Osama goes back to Afghanistan, uses the Taliban to the point where they don't like him, and attacks America on 9/11.
Here's where its obvious that Osama was just a faggot trying to take over Saudi Arabia and replace the Saud dynasty with his own: both the attempt to put his soldiers in Saudi Arabia after Saddam's invasion of Kuwait and the natural outcome of the 9/11 attacks had the towers not fallen would have yielded an opportunity for him to overthrow a monarchy which he openly admitted should be overthrown.
How?
1) No one knew the towers would have fallen. There's no way those terrorist fags could have predicted it.
2) Had they not fallen, only 300-500 people would have died; a tragic sum but not enough to throw America into lets-fucking-murder-whoever-did-this mode.
3) America would have put pressure on Saudi Arabia (i.e. where the hijackers were from) which would cause civil unrest in Saudi Arabia as the Saudis are forced to crack down on Al Qaeda and its supporters
4) Osama would fan the flames of the resulting civil unrest caused by the crackdown.
5) Desert Stalin, being weak as shit (literally having to act like he had wmds just to keep Iran at bay) and knowing that Saudi regime change would affect him, would be willing to ally with, and arm, whoever is going to kick the House of Saud's ass.
6) Desert Stalin would arm Osama who would then take over Saudi Arabia and form an alliance with Saddam.
7) America would be unable to stop this as any intervention would be Iranian-revolution-tier fuck-uppetry that would enevitably end with hundreds of Saudi nobles pulling a "Shaw of Iran" and flying to the United States in exile.
Here's the deal: Osama was no true believer in a religous or social cause. He was just a rich aristocrat who tried to become a rich king but fucked up by accidently killing 6-10X more Americans on 9/11 than he wanted to. Also, flight 92 was probably headed to either Foggy Bottoms or the CIA HQ.
>>40501244
3 other things:
A) Osama didn't admit to 9/11 for years afterwards despite it being a "major achievement" in the realm of terrorism. Suggests that it didn't go as planned.
B) Osama didn't preach jack shit, never wrote a book, and his only attempts to inspire others were in order to use them for his goals; goals that he never explicitly stated and took to the grave. A Saudi Coup would be the only achievement he could have accomplished and the only one it seems he intended to accomplish considering how he gave up just watched porn and fucked goats for the last decade of his life.
C) Osama lost most of his men right after 9/11 due to airstrikes that probably wouldn't have occurred so soon had it not been for the massive number of deaths on 9/11
Summary: anyone who thinks we are at the "End of History" is fucking cancerous faggot who deserves to be thrown into the middle east and raped by savages. For the last 13+ years, we've been fooled into thinking a spoiled aristocrat trying to take over a kingdom was a novel new threat and we spent trillions trying to stop him. In other words, the 21st century was fooled by 12th century-type political manuver carried out by a fucking aristocrat who was using the oldest lies in the book (i.e. this for religious/moral/totally-not-selfish reasons).
This is not the end of history because the 10th century is mopping the floors with the modern world and use modernites don't fucking realize it.
Canadians are intellectually smarter than people in the United States OF, America.
>>40500417
Ya, but we're emotionally smarter and therefore we're better people. Like women.
![logotipo_estados_unidos_mexicanos_by_gianferdinand-d5llfrb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tCdkJQL.jpg "logotipo estados unidos mexicanos by gianferdinand-d5llfrb[1]")
>>40500417
You can't call them united statesians because then they aren't distinguished from the united states of mexico.
You know: Estados Unidos Mexicanos
They're also a union of states.
>>40500417
Breaking news: Operation: Winter Hat is underway, with 100,000 Americans invading soon to be "North USA". Across the country, Tim Hortons are being systematically taken and converted into military HQs. According to our sources, the invasion began when shots were fired in a 4Chan thread. The president had this to say:
"My fellow Americans, as we all know, the internet is serious business. Observing the great steps in equality displayed by Intel, we have decided to team up with feminists in our decision process. They bring alarming information about the evils of 4Chan, calling them terrorists. The source of this particular thread originated from Canada, and as you know, we will not stand by while terrorism is bring performed within our allies; so we are sending troops across the borders in an act of liberation. Thank you, and God bless the United Empire... I mean United States of America!"
Hi tumblr Anyone here good at formulating questions? I need to cross examine a witness at my pending trial.
Back story: My wife of 7 years has mental illness, she's abusing Wellbutrin and Lexapro with alcohol. She had a complete personality change in the last 3-4 months and even her parents don't recognize her.
She took all the shekels from our joint accounts, hired a divorce attorney, then had an affair, gave me an STD, and when she asked to have another man come into our home and for me to watch our children (6 and 3 years old) while she fucked him in our bedroom, I broke a mirror, she shoved me, I spit on her, she broke a family picture over my head, and held me down until I agreed that I wouldn't call the police. She then ran to the neighbors and accused me of harassment and strangulation.
I was arrested, lost my job and she filed a restraining order on me and had my name taken off the lease, and even tried to steal my last paycheck while I was in jail. She even had my mother watch our 3 year old son while she did this.
To make matters worse, my attorney has taken my $3000 and after a month hasn't even given me the police reports. I'm fucked, I don't have enough shekels or time to hire another attorney and my retainer for this crook doesn't cover the trial. Which he stated last I talked to him he knew I was going to face all along.
weird, I typed / pol / and it came out /pol/...
Her mother and father wrote to the DA and stated that she's on antidepressants, they cause hallucinations, delusions, lapses in memory and judgement, but the DA is female, and has taken this matter personally.
There were no marks for the strangulation because she triggerede it up, so it was dropped form a felony to a misdemeanor. I didn't know she'd been committed or had any mental issues until we were married 5 months with our first baby on the way.
I've seen my children 5 times, each time they've been brought to me sick. My daughter contracted pneumonia after my ex took her out of school for 4 of the 5 days of the week with a high fever, and the night before I got them took her to urgent care and got her on antibiotics. She was so sick she couldn't walk and the lice in her hair were trying to leave her head.
She never followed through with the lice treatment and I had to buy more and treat my kids a 2nd time while I had them the 2nd week.
I had to take my son to the hospital because he was screaming and crying when he urinated. There was blood and discharge from his penis, and when I told the nurse it might be gonorrhea they notified their social services, who contacted DHS, who contacted my ex and know she knows there is an investigation in child abuse.
What I'm going for is a critique of the questions, or if /b/ can think of any to ask her. Or if I should change the wording of any of it. Any help would be great! I can't go back to jail, my kids' lives will be ruined. My maximum sentence is 1.5 years in prison for an accusation with no physical evidence, from someone with mental illness who was intoxicated that evening...
My first question tree is this: Are you currently on any medications? - yes
Which ones - Wellbutrin, and Lexapro
How often are you on them? - every day
Do you drink alcohol - occasionally, weekends, etc
Were you drinking that night? Yes -point out the alcohol drug interactions, with a professional witness (Dr.), if No, point out neighbor as witness stating she smelled it on her breath that night.
>there are people who still believe Hitler was an Aryan supremacist and a racist
>>404376099
>>40437627
>>40437642
Sandy Hoax kid loveed again in Pakistan school attack
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d0_1420193636
this is pretty fucking wierd
>>40417329
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d0_1420193636
Holy fuck. Thats weird. Im not even a tinfoil fag. Someone explain this?
>>40417329
>you wouldn't listen
ASS vs TITS thread.
Do you prefer a gorgeous ass, or a beautiful pair of tits? Fight for your cause with your best pics.
>>40401711
Hips and pussy
Neither. A huge ass and large breast will look terrible when the woman gets older. I like nice tight skinny/fit girls with pretty faces.
I just want a qt gf.
AWOO~
happy new years!
>>403736055
Fuck off faggot
>>40373605
>when u on so many drugs you can't read what you're typing
>>403736055
Happy new year Anon.
LOL #OpenBordersForIsrael campaign is actually gaining traction on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/OpenBordersForIsrael
This could be a serious happening anons. Fire up those fake twitter accounts and get cracking.
pic related, what a fucking racist.
Bump for potential happy merchant butthurt.
This needs to happen.
>>403739911
>dub-dubs
also this needs to happen, good on twitter for helping israel gain more diversity!
