>TLDR info here (also see first few comments):
https://bubbl.us/?h=353c6c/6a7172/34fHeANPDpMfI&r=489699651
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_hC14wUzLw1EJ0GfDcDm9GAJoOnF2V0pM36uy3NuEzw/edit?usp=sharing
>First FBI thread
>>79480356 →
https://archive.is/JEXOo
>Second FBI thread
>>79489525 →
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>/cfg/ General Guide
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>Step 1: Find a task
Simple tasks include making memes, phonebanking, joining the social botnet, and digging for OC dirt on the CF.
>Step 2: Do a thing
Steal a meme from Occupy Democrats or elsewhere and replace the text. Memes should roughly follow this format:
>X: Money donated to the CF
>Y: What did the donater get...
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web operations thread >>80030106 →
operations pastebin: http://pastebin.com/hack9Z6G
how to meme: http://archive.is/9vxNM
FBIanon's reading list
>Win Your Case: How to Present, Persuade, and Prevail by Gerry Spence
https://books.google.com/books?id=DjRqD_Nt3SQC&pg=PR4&lpg=PR4&dq=Win+Your+Case:+How+to+Present,+Persuade,+and+Prevail+by+Gerry+Spence&source=bl&ots=m8SkaewU1n&sig=Wh-KraPTChpsskUSr-SggduYx0I&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjzmYbSwN3NAhVCHT4KHWquBio4ChDoAQgzMAM#v=onepage&q&f=false
>Reframing by Richard Bandler and John Grinder
http://14.139.206.50:8080/jspui/bitstream/1/1099/1/Bandler&Grinder%20-%20Reframing%20Neuro-Linguistic%20Programming%20and%20the%20Transformation%20of%20Meaning.pdfComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Fox found these. What does it mean?
>>80062286
traditional african clothes. literal shitpost
Just a whole bunch of okie doke.
>>80062508
well he was a community okie doker in chicago.
this is what i enjoy about it. his verbally and emotionally abusive parent/s buy cheap fastfood, basically whatever "new" thing that has come out, and give it to their son like it's the holy grail. they trick him like this for years until he kinda gets addicted to this food, because they used to be so nice about it and associate the junk with their love. he starts thinking about this more because of his love for his family, and decides to start a youtube channel and review the food when his parents bring it back. meanwhile he's relatively unconscious of this...
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You've traveled down a dark path anon.
>>80062160
I enjoyed this more than the typical Aussie shit posting - Which means it's copypasta and you should be banished .
>>80062160
Fuck you Aussie scum reviewbrah is a king.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36731596
>>80061986
>Comic book maker Marvel has revealed a 15-year-old black girl will be donning the famous armour of Iron Man in an upcoming episode of the series.
2 0 1 6
You are a grown man, why do you care about comic characters?
>>80061986
...
Apologize.
I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
>>80061970
Sorry, not sorry.
Sorry for letting you take control of your countries again, that was a poor move on our part.
Can i get a rundown on this whole Alton Sterling nigger business? im pretty out of the loop
>>80061897
Can you use the catalog you stupid ape
Old news, we're talking about the Philando Castile shooting now.
>>80061897
Oh murrica.
The world was on fiiiree
and no one could save me but youuuu
Since the founding of America, who does /pol/ think is the worst president of the United States?
My vote goes to
Obama
B Clinton
>>80061757
obongo
4-way tie between Obama, Bush-Jr, Clinton, and Reagan.
Every president since Nixon has been the worst ever
Lets drink wine and discuss our Lord.
>>80061430
>irish
first thing he says
>lets drink
Why am i not surprised?
>>80061430
Was Joseph the original cuck?
>>80061430
Is this true OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaGj1rJdPKo
Where do Bernie's supporters go when he drops out, or loses the nomination? I've heard many say they would vote for Hillary, which is just to ensure a Trump loss. Some say they will vote for Trump, because he is anti-establishment and not Hillary. I've heard some talking about writing him in, or him running independent, or voting Green Party. Where do they go?
I assume either to Clinton or they don't show up
Hillary because they're retarded
>>80061336
>will vote for Trump, because he is anti-establishment
Why would they vote for a guy who's positions are the complete opposite of Sanders?
I'm missing something here
Trump rapes kids?
is this the start of an epic new meme?
OP is a gullible idiot.
I glad someone is standing up to sexism like this.
Where were you when /pol/ was btfo for all eternity?
I was sitting at my computer at 8 AM unable to sleep.
After witnessing this, I dunno if I'll ever be able to get to sleep now, holy shit
stay woke nigga
>>80061099
>sagerino
>American guy gets invited to party
>everyone eats european food there
>he grabs french fries, covers it completely with sauce, fills the plate with them completely
>hostess brings meat, he grabs the biggest pieces, takes the bread and puts it into the fat inside of the meat plate, grabs small piece of salad and takes a cup of cola
>eats it all
>repeats
>everyone...
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He is also Bernie supporter, feminist and christian at once.WTF?
>>80061090
There's nothing wrong with that.
Now get out of here stalker.
How is this not a thread yet.
Trump Supporters BTFO
T
F
O
>>80061083
>Muslim """humor"""
>>80061083
Huh... I'm really thinking up a storm here...
>mfw polacks and romanians are mad at my country because they can no longer move here to out their dream to scrub toilets
>>80061074
>You don't want me to come to your country? You xenophobic racist!
Literal subhumans
>>80061074
I guess we'll truly rule the waves once we've taken scrubbing toilets back.
B-britons shall never b-be slaves.
>>80061561
scrub your own fucking toilet you lazy cunt. maybe if we start doing things for ourselves, our society will be less degenerate
I haven't seen this addressed as directly as it is in my mind but does it make sense that an omnipotent and omniscient not know that humanity would fuck up? According to The Bible literally the only reason why suffering exists is because humanity sinned, God claims that he doesn't want to see humanity suffer and yet he could have prevented that by not creating us or by not creating what's essentially a trap for us to fall into.
Again, keep in mind that all suffering (including Kancer 4 Kidz) happens because a lady bit a fruit.
It's starting to feel like one big meme.
>>80061059
It is, sorry
You'll be happier if you can stay blue pilled on it but it's hard.
>>80061059
>implying the bible is meant to be taken literally
Christians acknowledge that the Bible was written by men, unlike Muslims who claim the Quran is literally the exact world of their god.
>>80061059
They were specifically told not to eat from that fucking tree!