WELCOME, time to play a 4chan classic. Here's how it works: At the beginning, nominate 4 candidates to participate in the election. These candidates can be literally anyone (Hitler, Obama, Zoidberg, etc.)
Then, once the candidates are squared away, begin campaigning in states. The last digit of your post determines how many points you have in the state. ONCE THE NUMBER OF POINTS IN A STATE EQUALS THE NUMBER OF ELECTORAL VOTES, YOUR CANDIDATE WINS THAT STATE. EACH POSTER MAY POST ONCE PER MAP UPDATE, BUT THERE'S NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF POSTERS THAT CAN SUPPORT...
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>>62670358
are you entering a candidate
Roll for my penis.
TRUMP WINNING IT ALL
RULES: There are 4 stages to the game.
Stage 1 - Entering)
For the first stage in the game, a maximum of 8 Presidential candidates are nominated by /pol/ anons. All 8 candidates are given distinct colors and a spot on the board.
Stage 2 - Campaigning)
For this stage, anons roll for their favorite candidate to take control of as many of the 50 states as possible in a fast-paced race. It goes on a state-by-state basis, and OP will make clear which state is up for grabs. The more electoral votes a state counts for, the longer it takes to win. For example,...
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>>62644050
Let's do this! For Hitler!
1 minute break until the next state.
first for hitler
RULES: There are 4 stages to the game.
Stage 1 - Entering)
For the first stage in the game, a maximum of 8 Presidential candidates are nominated by /pol/ anons. All 8 candidates are given distinct colors and a spot on the board.
Stage 2 - Campaigning)
For this stage, anons roll for their favorite candidate to take control of as many of the 50 states as possible in a fast-paced race. It goes on a state-by-state basis, and OP will make clear which state is up for grabs. The more electoral votes a state counts for, the longer it takes to win. For example,...
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START ROLLING FOR ARIZONA (11 points needed)
Just make sure your roll includes the candidate name and the state you're rolling for. Anyone can roll as many times as they want.
Obama AZ
>>62630410
ARIZONA MEXICAN
WELCOME /pol/erinos, time to play a 4chan classic. Here's how it works: At the beginning, nominate 4 candidates to participate in the election.
Then, once the candidates are squared away, begin campaigning in states. The last digit of your post determines how many points you have in the state. ONCE THE NUMBER OF POINTS IN A STATE EQUALS THE NUMBER OF ELECTORAL VOTES, YOUR CANDIDATE WINS THAT STATE.
For example:
>roll for Trump in North Dakota
and I roll a 6, Trump would win North Dakota and its 3 electoral votes.
Once a candidate...
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Hmm
Bump and nominate Donald Trump of the Republican Party
>>62575515
Trump for California
What is the most tragic thing America ever did in it's short imperialistic history?
>>63285089
Women's rights was pretty damn tragic.
>>63285089
We didn't deport all the niggers after emancipation.
>>63285089
Why did white people exterminate centaurs?
What do Muslims think about Brazil??
>>63285688
>Brazil
>White
pick 2
>>63285688
A place to conquer.
another failure of catholicism
Do you talk like you do on /pol/ in real life?
>>63271537
More or less, honesty helps you find true friends rather than pretending to be liberal for attention.
>Talking to anyone
>>63271537
I've been using the word "degenerate" a whole bunch in my everyday vocabulary.
Most of my friends in my university have caught on and have been starting to use it too.
Good evening and As-salamu alaykum.
Welcome to the /pol/ (previously /r9k/) nightly Islam thread, a space for dialogue and understanding.
Myself and my Muslim brothers and sisters will try our best to clear up any misunderstandings or misgivings you may have about the world's fastest growing and oldest religion, Islam.
As always, serious questions will get serious answers. Islamophobic comments/memes will be ignored, hidden and wordfiltered.
For my fellow Muslims: What kind of outreach have you done to spread Islam?
explain.
/video.php?v=1635762089974475&hc_location=ufi
>>62568744
salam brother
i have a question: are shia kaffir?
>>62568744
If Jesus Christ was just a prophet then why did he say he was the son of god?
>John 10:36 - Say ye of him, whom the Father hath sanctified, and sent into the world, Thou blasphemest; because I said, I am the Son of God?
How can you say Jesus was just a prophet when he was sentenced to death for the charge of Blasphemy because he had said he was the Son of God? The province of Judea was semi-autonomous at the time of Jesus Christ and Jewish laws were enacted for all...
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AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN
AGAIN
>dad and my chad brother were president of my country
>want to follow in their footsteps and make my mommy proud of me
>run for office this year
>it goes well
>everyone believes I will be the next president
>some fucking chad who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth enters the race and starts to bully me
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>>63056674
This was one of those things which was really funny in your mind, but wasn't that funny written down, wasn't it?
R O P E
O
P
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>>63056674
>What do
step away from the guac bowl
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>>62886697
Ted Cruz Stumped.
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
REMOVE CORN FROM COUNTRY
RULES: There are 2 stages to the game.
Stage 1 - Nomination)
For this stage, anons roll for their favorite candidate to take control of as many of the 50 states as possible in a fast-paced race. Rolls are determined by the last number in your post. Dubs multiply your roll by 2, trips by 3, and so on. You can roll as many times as you want and as fast as you want for your candidate. First candidate to get the necessary points for that state WINS that state. It goes on a state-by-state basis, and OP will make clear which state is up for grabs, as well as how many...
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First state up for grabs is Iowa!
*START ROLLING FOR IOWA NOW!* (60 total points in rolls needed)
Make sure your rolls include the candidate name AND the state you're rolling for.
gilmore
iowa
>>62881738
Bernie for Iowa
WITNESS THE GLORY OF KEK!
>>62471411
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD
Fuckoff to /b/ autist
>>62471612
>> implying you won't regret defying Kek
>Milford, NH ON NOW
ANN COULTER ON STAGE
http://abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=1
https://youtu.be/3mq5hrUDoYo (fox10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ysZmSKrpac (RSB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBtPq8VSxOw (NU)
http://www.c-span.org/video/?404064-1/donald-trump-campaign-rally-milford-new-hampshire
>friendly reminder that he will most likely talk about similar things he did at his last rally so if you're gonna cry about that go ahead and fuck off now
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>>62884762
1st for history
>>62884762
What Cruz's campaign did is actually a Felony. Cruz's camp could be tried and Carson might end up with some of his delegates.
>Rubio still wants to be president when he grows up
Lel
I love Coulter
>Trump Post-Caucus speech
https://youtu.be/DrejuO6ZbMo
>Trump on Savage 2/1/16
https://youtu.be/awH677khXrI
>RALLY Cedar Rapids, IA 2/1/16
https://youtu.be/JGWnYXUUmtE
>RALLY Waterloo IA 2/1/16
https://youtu.be/WuVsTa6-3_s
>TrumpBros on GMA 2/1/16
https://youtu.be/2xF9r4WshXw
>Trump on GMA 2/1/16
https://youtu.be/GK4rtyEyC8I
>Trump on Today...
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PREV >>62812578
>TrumpBros on Erin Burnett 1/31/16
https://youtu.be/sW3_z5hjpOg
>RALLY - Sioux City, IA 1/31/16
https://youtu.be/O9zqSbWDx0M
>Trump on Hardball 1/31/16
https://youtu.be/PuKeGiNM6Mw
>RALLY Council Bluffs IA 1/31/16
https://youtu.be/O6k2wRdWA50
>Trump on FtN 1/31/16
https://youtu.be/Z7VzMtRkJ7w
>Trump...
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DAILY REMINDER:
DONATE TO THE VETS
https://www.donaldtrumpforvets.com/
We need some real organization, not just meme magic! Kek doesn't reward dubs, he rewards action! Everyone, go onto Trump's website, and FUCKING VOLUNTEER! Do whatever you can! If you can't go door to door, take telephone calls. Hell, my dad calls people from home for a living, it's fun even. They say Trump lost cause of ground game? We'll show them a fucking ground game
VOLUNTEER! VOLUNTEER!
>CHECK THE SCHEDULE FOR REGISTRATION/PRIMARY...
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Please
I'm requesting the pic of the laws that Cruz violated by intimidating the voters with the VOTER VIOLATION bullshit. I've seen it here before but didn't save