I have just acquired a private video which appears to show Ted Cruz dunking his oddly colored Cuban balls in hot maple syrup. He then appears to place said balls in a a rat cage where dozens of pink baby rats suckle the syrup off of his balls.
Ted can be heard in the background giggling and it appears he is intoxicated.
If /pol/ can spell T R U M P, one letter at a time I will release this damning footage to the public.
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>"We cannot have people loafing about, doing nothing and expecting the state to finance their lifestyles."
>>66002463
Are you sure they aren't dead?
>>66002803
were we so lucky...
Why are whites so hypocritical? They make fun of asians for eating dogs and cats when they kill animals for fun. Who the fuck gave you the right to arbitrarily decide which animals can be killed and which can't motherfuckers?
>>66002066
The same whites who unfortunately gave you animals human rights.
>>66002066
Tits or gtfo
>>66002066
bruh, this is true for any western country and any first world country: the idea that their status denotes moral righteousness is absurd.
i'm korean.
dog is delicious.
>have top-tier candidates running for President
>Americans overwhelmingly support either an authoritarian buffoon or a corrupt warmonger
Idiocracy soon, fellow Americans.
>>66001675
>fellow Americans
Is that you ted? Pls go
>I kill people or the manlet
>Not supporting the deconstruction of the establishment
This. I will never forgive Trump/supporters for stealing the spotlight from the only real candidate.
NEVER.
Until my last breath I will fight to destroy Trump.
Even if that means voting for Hillary in order to bring the fat fuck to his knees.
So, who's not a pussy-ass faggot giving into the cuck two-party system and voting for third party?
Libertarianism is a coward’s ideology. It’s an attempt by white males to argue in their own interest by ideological means instead of arguing plainly for what’s in the interest of their own blood and culture like every other ethnic group does. Every libertarian ideal has been turned against them by their ideological opponents. To be a libertarian you have to believe in open borders and free trade (or make some Rube Goldberg argument about why it’s more libertarian to believe otherwise) despite the fact that this is dispossessing and impoverishing white males who make up 99.9999% of all the libertarians that ever were or ever will be. To be a libertarian means to choose liberty over survival because how can you be a libertarian if you let sanity trump laissez-faire? In the future, when the last libertarian is bludgeoned to death with the last copy of Atlas Shrugs by some black panther militia man, he’ll be bitching with his dying breath about violations of his property rights and voluntary agreements.
>>66001429
but muh never truly implemented
>>66001429
2/10 pasta. Read more than a Wikipedia article about libertarianism before trying to criticize it.
Why Alaska hate Trump?
quality thread
I want understand
Cruz got twelve delegates there, vs. eleven for Trump.
Hoo-ray on Cruz's big win!
Trump is nothing new.
Italy beat you to it, Burgers.
They already had a "Trump"
The similarities are astounding
You'll regret it :)
>>66000607
Of course they will, stupid people deserve what they get.
Who do you suggest we vote for then?
>>66000607
>the similarities are astounding
might as well start naming them because this thread is shit
Teacher playing an anti-Trump video to students
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT3ocbPRiDc
this doesn't seem like something a teacher is allowed to do
pic unrelated obviously
>>66000247
tfw no slutty degenerate gf
>>66000735
It's over rated. First gf was a mad slut and it did me head in mate.
>this doesn't seem like something a teacher is allowed to do
that's right tbhfam
/thread
Started watching his show not too long ago, he acts like a total nut case half the time but I think that's because he's really passionate about stopping globalism. What's pols opinion?
>>65999929
You can't just talk shit about globalism and then shill filters and other shit made in China.
It's a meme to say he's "controlled opposition"
>>65999929
I just think he's insane.
My schizophrenic friend first told me about him in high school
What has Hillary REALLY done to receive so much hate?
>>65996221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kypl1MYuKDY
She refused to blow Bill.
>>65996221
Tbqh I would hate her way less he she stopped being a gun grabber. The corporation shilling gets old too. Oh, and the open borders thing. If the job market gets much worse I might have to move of the USA to keep up my career growth.
Agree with every thing he says.
Is he actually right and America and Turkey and Saudi Arabia wrong?
YES
>>65996230
Good Luck Assad.
>>65996157
Is there a video?
It seems like almost all the top comedians : Jon stewart , Seth rogen, Seinfeld , larry david , Sarah Silverman.
I've been watching Broad city and apparently those 2 broads are Jewish as well.
>>65996112
Hollywood nepotism. No biggie.
Also, the only two people not shit-tier on your list are Seinfeld and Larry David.
Comedy is degenerate
they aren't.
McClendon was indicted Tuesday and charged with conspiring to rig bids for oil and natural gas leases while leading Chesapeake Energy.
>get indicted
>get killed
ayyyy lmao
nice source faglord
damn nigga
say hi to tupac for me
tell aliyah I said shes cute
HAPPPENING
http://kfor.com/2016/03/02/police-former-ceo-of-chesapeake-aubrey-mcclendon-killed-in-car-accident/
>muh uterus
>>65995221
>muh shitposts
>>65995221
>Implying abortion is a bad thing
>Implying less dindus is a bad thing.
>>65995221
Abortions are good way to reduce crime rate.
Can someone please explain the appeal of Donald Trump for me.
I'm not American but from where I'm from Donald would have been laughed out of the competition years ago
Dolan Dump
>>65995021
He tells poor and working-class whites they're getting screwed and that he knows how to fix it.
>>65995021
hes like the guy who wants to protect your own domestic potatoes instead of cheap mexican potatoes
