>work as a developer for a company
>boss tells me i need to go to india to recruit some codemonkeys
>nervous as fuck because travelling out of the country for the first time
>18 hour flight finally lands in india
>check in hotel
>decide to trust indian colleague's advice and go off straight to a supermarket to buy bottled water
>supermarket is jam packed, barely make it out without passing out (claustrophobia)
>finally reach hotel room and sleep
>next day go to company office
>candidates enter one by one
>guy enters, shakes hand, hands me his resume
>skim through it, has "skydiving" listed under hobbies
>must be quite a rich guy
>casually ask him about his skydiving experience after the interview
>surprisingly he doesn't know what skydiving is
>next guy comes in
>visually same resume, same hobbies (including skydiving), everything is fucking same except the personal details like name and age
>he doesn't know what skydiving is either
>everyone has the same resume with the same hobby "skydiving"
WHAT THE FUCK INDIA HAHHAHA
Just how popular IS skydiving in India? And how could someone who's hobby is skydiving not know about it?!
Just how indianfags?
>>72621097
What country do you come from?
I was expecting this ending in another way.
>>72621097
They are all giving you resumes they bought you fucking idiot. They are fake.
Indians are totally dishonest people and both you and your boss are fucking morons. Good luck with your turnover when they leave the job you gave them so they can make 25 cents more somewhere else.
You are going to the beach and this guy tells you hi bloody kafir as he slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do ?
>>72620824
If anyone touches my girlfriend while I am there then we will throw hands.
Take his hat
>>72620824
Question why I'm in India.
what went wrong?
>>72620739
He came out of the womb
he's a manlet
Did not embrace libertarianism like his father.
I knew John Wayne was based before, but this takes it too an entirely new level.
>"I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from [Native people], if that’s what you’re asking. Our so-called stealing of this country from them was just a matter of survival. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
>"I believe in white supremacy, until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. I don't believe giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people"
>>72620625
The man was so fucking hard it actually took a nuke to kill him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgdU1bJSq7Y
> The Mexicans don't bother me on my converted minesweeper ship.
If you are British and you don't go to work tomorrow you are a socialist, capitalism hating piece of shit and literally are the cancer killing the world.
>>72620530
>not going to work
liberals
kill yourself
>>72620530
what's the occasion
>"This is the height of political correctness for Donald Trump to say yes, let grown men in the bathroom with little girls," Cruz said.
Is he right? Did Trump fuck up on this one?
Obviously, he supports Jews, Muslim Refugees, AND Transgenders
The wall is just Republican vote bait
>>72620689
Exactly, Cruz is just a Christfag, but Trump is a kike
Pedophilia is the next sexual preference agenda.
Daily reminder that nazism, fascism, and communism are all illegal in Poland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Poland
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>>72620259
Guess the Home-Army wasn't the best idea...
>>72620259
Is this supposed to be bad thing?
Fuck totalitarians, stormfags can suck my dick.
Hey guys, I support Hillary Rodham Clinton for president of the United States, ask me anything!
Please be nice :)!
Anything
>>72620224
I'm voting for Trump
you fucking feminazi bitch!!! Fuck you and die you fucking whore!!
Why do people call him Drumpf?
>>72620070
No body that matters uses that stupid forced name.
It's absolutely, level 10 stupid.
>>72620070
They're afraid. His opponents are attempting meme magic, and it's strange they learn how to do these things by lurking /pol/, but they are not altogether adept. Basically, they are attempting to assimilate his image and likeness into a meme they control, but they fail to realize that forking leads them deeper into a state of delusion where the lack of proximity to reality severely reduces their power level. It's a whole science.
>>72620070
Pretty much the only weapon liberals have left. That's like typing an insult to your opponents online just before you disconnect. An act of weakness that only shows off how pathetic you truly are.
>Black men get white women
>White men get asian women
>Asian men get black women
Everyone's happy...
>>72620046
>>72620046
What women do Jewish men get?
>>72620214
they are semites so goat women I would say
So my son came out to me and my wife last night.
He stuttered on about something called a ‘power level’
Then his autism kicked in and he began to ramble – telling us that he’s a faggot who actively takes part in rallies of the nationalistic party in my country, that he hates anyone who isn't white, that he would die for my country.
He then spazzed out and started throwing punches, because he hadn’t been fed his chicken tendies yet, then went on about us be clockholds..? I don’t know what he is talking about but his constant stuttering and mild autism causes this from time to time.
My wife and I are very concerned about his mental condition.
We wants what best for him and decided to send him to a public care facility for the special needs- when he told him he stormed off into his room screaming something about us being manipulated by the trikes..?
We packed his bags and he’s ready to go, if only we could get him out of his room.
While we aren’t happy with our decision we know it’s best for his sanity, it breaks our heart, honestly.
I suppose we could give him another chance, provided we can get him to stop muttering about the Jews at 3am at night…
What do?
>>72619784
>what do?
Look at flag
>>72619784
>>72620034
A FUCKING BRITISH FLAG IN SPACE
Top kek
Aussies are trully the masters of bantz
What do you think about suicide?
>>72619584
I'm strongly considering it.
>>72619584
Should be illegal
>>72619649
Same. I havent done anythimg in 10 years. Im 30. Got nothing. Daf is dying and ill inherit 40,000 but im supposed to split that e ways. Should i just take the money and run, never talk to my siblings again?
What to do when someone is starting to hate his own race, country, and religion ? I hate the fact that i was born from a muslim family, that i wasn't born white, that i wasn't born in america, in christian family. I feel like i'm permanently part of something ridiculous. I don't know whats going on in my country, never made friends with anyone, and always daydream about having a lifestyle that i saw on television and movies. What to do ? Here, i have majority priviledge, but maybe not in america. So confused right now, lots of confusion and self hatred. I feel ugly, effiminate, subhuman, etc. Everytime, i adopt american alpha mannerism because i don't want to be myself.
>>72619556
Bumppppssspppsss
>>72619556
Guys please i need guidance. I can't think for myself.
>>72619556
I love Trump, i love american underground movements, i love whatever is going on in 4chan. I can't even relate to everything local anymore. Feel like i want to move out but i'm poor and not very bright in college
Hope u will have a church mass service full of joy and a great family dinner!
Jesus Christ is lord, and no one comes to the father but through him!
God bless you!
Pray the Lords prayer in Matthew 6:9-18 and ask Jesus Christ to show you and repent your sins, and mean it from your heart.
Afshin Javid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2-L1KIU7lao
Ian MacCormack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CsbQeCYJ0Do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N1-ezZ9hkD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WLoc1yDYzlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HbTAmN4m2lQ
Bill Wiese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoYCUtIRP30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G13ArSGr4es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rQow8NzZo Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX3Ow_VEkuM Part 2
Tamara Laroux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HGQDkCi-OIY
Mickey Robinson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xRSjzY0s0SM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s66DchGhhD0
Howard Storm Atheist Professor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8vj0qKthCgg
Atheist Dr. Donald Whitaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X54dYbfCSR4
A dying mans last message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TeE2xg3REtA
Ex-satanist confession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6l7A4cQHxuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZOj76xrG62k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BY6xD4dl1x8
Ugandan Pastor Shocked he would not enter Heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nnM_NtZfQTM
Orthodox Priests in a cave monastery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FcvPDNz9xHo
>>72619495
>orthodox Christians in Sweden
Wut? Happy Easter to you too tho
>>72619607
Immigrant from Yugoslavia
> The Dutch politician Pim Fortuyn, killed in early May 2002, two weeks before he was expected to gain one-fifth of the vote, was a paradoxical figure: a right-wing populist whose personal attributes and opinions (for the most part) were almost perfectly “politically correct”: He was gay, had good personal relations with many immigrants and possessed an innate sense of irony, etc.—in short, he was a good, tolerant liberal with regard to everything except his basic political stance. He opposed fundamentalist immigrants because of their lack of tolerance toward homosexuality, women’s rights, religious differences, etc. What he embodied was thus the intersection between rightist populism and liberal political correctness. Perhaps he had to die because he was living proof that the dichotomy between right-wing populism and liberal tolerance is a false one—that we are dealing with two sides of the same coin.
>Perhaps he had to die
Feelosofee at eets pyoorest.
http://inthesetimes.com/article/19037/slavoj-zizek-democracys-fascism-problem
Fuck Milo Yiannopolis.
He's probably the most dangerous personality around right now.
Trying to normalize the Neo-Nazis and fascists on the Alt-Right detracts from both the true nature of the Alt-Right (i.e. it doesn't care about tolerance and people like Milo are only tolerated because "muh Jews, we need a gay man to say these things," not because anyone on the Alt-Right thinks he's cool). He's a piece of shit.
Perhaps he has to get AIDS.
>>72619184
Still doesn't convince me that Zizek isn't just a liberal trying to annoy other liberals.
>>72619185
Dude is a closeted tranny train wreck. He's gonna transition or kill himself soon
