Is Tila Tequila the queen of /pol/?
London is going to have its first Muslim mayor street & signs in Arabic.
>>73154380
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3574263/Women-not-allowed-travel-48-miles-without-male-chaperone-says-British-Muslim-group.html
lmao
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/05/europe/uk-london-mayoral-race/index.html
>Brits literally cleaning out Israel's asshole
Seriously though, I dry heaved reading this shit. You literally CANNOT say anything even slightly critical toward Israel nowadays or you get labeled an anti-semite. It's like they have some kind of ultra powerful reflective shield that shoots back by 500% whenever someone says even the tiniest slight little bit of criticism.
http://www.newyorker.com/news/benjamin-wallace-wells/is-the-alt-right-for-real
The New Yorker suspects our opinions are satirical and that an establishment Catholic Zionism loving redditor by the name of JCM267 is one of us! Oh and they claim milo yiannopoulos is a leader of us.
Remember guys. /pol/ is satire.
/pol/ is satire might actually be a useful meme
>>73154686
Why did you post her, I did not need these feels.
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>>73156884
>failure
>worth billions
Pick one
>>73156884
Why do leftists hate trying and failing? Trump is a multibillionaire because he tried and failed but kept going.
This is what all truly successful people do. See Thomas Edison.
Liberals just want to be handed things without even trying or having any risk involved. No wonder they are all so poor and pathetic.
>>73156884
>Trump University
i'd attend
>Eyebro
>Typing
>Kek
>/pol/
What is your explanation for related pic and link?
I'll start, meme magic is real and we awakened some ancient force.
Link: http://discoveringegypt.com/egyptian-hieroglyphic-writing/egyptian-mathematics-numbers-hieroglyphs/
>>73153891
Praise Kek!
PRAISE KEK!!!!
>>73153891
The masses will bow before the priest-caste.
Please
Landing is a go. Now we see if the 2nd stage works.
http://www.spacex.com/webcast
bumb
>>73156232
GOD BLESS THE USA
Video of landing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Iy_PyN80I
![5f88f0e8-441d-4a57-9352-c55ab1a2bb54[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EpB9IVd.jpg "5f88f0e8-441d-4a57-9352-c55ab1a2bb54[1]")
>Currently a net loss of councillors
>Lost control of Dudley Council
>Now third in Scotland behind the Conservatives (no, really)
>Lost vote share to UKIP IN WAYULS
It's JUST for Jezza and Labour!
BBC Two coverage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo
Anon Sky Stream: https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom
Nige
>Durham PCC, 17.4% turnout
>Wiltshire 24% turnout
The horrifying thing is these abysmal numbers are up on the last PCC elections.
Why have you not set a thousand dollars aside and bought a real doll?
>>73153716
I'm waiting for robowaifus to become real, something with a decent AI at least and I don't care about the cost, I'd get a loan if needed tbqh.
Because I have hands
>>73153716
because i am scared it will come to life and kill me like the real doll in ex machina
>Come out as bisexual
>Join a pro-LGBT group
>so far, so good. Helped set up a parade and shit
>begin being social with everyone else, have coffee with a few
>learn im the only bisexual
>gets harassed for not being gay enough for them
>meet a qt trans girl, become attracted to her
>we become friends
>ask her out
>she says maybe, she'll say yes or no eventually
>gets a no
>after a while, I become disinterested and leave this group
>qt girl messages me
>"everyone told me to say no because you're cis and they think bis aren't real lgbt people"
>we go to a trump rally, she passes very very well (even has a good voice) so nobody cares
>find a guy who wouldn't pick a fight or anything over our sexuality
>tell him what the fuck happened
>invites us to join the libertarian party
Best decision we've ever made. Trump is pretty sweet too, even though we live in Colorado and those votes didn't matter in the end, we tried to caucus for him. The "accepting" libtards only accept their own tumblr-esque fuck tards, I can't wait to watch them whine and cry over Hillary's win.
>>73153631
Thanks for the story fagzilla.
Good luck, God bless and MAGA
>>73153631
God Bless and MAGA
very funny how bisexuals are discriminated against in the lgbt community as too privileged and lesbians especially hate them for not being gold star
42 Million blacks make up 32% of the prison population
11 Million illegal immigrants make up 30% of the prison population
Are illegals the ultimate dindus?
>>73153611
No, they are just retarded.
>>73153611
>42 million prisoners =32%
>11 million prisoners =30%
>>73153865
American education.
Can people open a private banks?
>>73153538
Explain yourself more.
>>73153538
only if those people are jewish
>>73153538
No the jews will shoot you for it.
Guys, I almost will have tears of joy, it's fucking possible, it is FUCKING POSSIBLE!!!! We can do this. Just look at that map tell me what do you think? I think it's very feasible, especially with Webb/Paul on the team along with a Kasich endorsement.
>>73155661
>Minnesota
>Red
>Indiana
>Blue
Other than that it seems pretty feasible. Trump just has to secure Ohio, Florida, Iowa, and Colorado. There are other possible ways of getting to 270, as well, but OH and FL are going to be very important in every possible scenario.
>>73155661
desu Trump would probably win more. For example Maine's second district will definitely be his, and he might even win the whole state. PA and MI and VA are all fertile ground for Trump as well, as is Nevada.
>>73156016
This except that Florida, Ohio, Iowa and Colorado are already secured. They're purple states but the Republicans got far more votes in their primaries this time around in most of those states (except fucking Colorado) and Trump is going to be constantly on the attack in states like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Virginia and New York (three of those are purple states with leaning D and one leaning R) and Hillary will be forced to concentrate in the northeast to defend Democrat home ground to prevent an upset in places like Vermont, Maine and New York
>>73156401
Can't wait to go to Fort Lauderdale this summer and wear my Trump gear! I'm sure Trump can win more but he only needs to wear this much and we're all good.
Why do Japanese constantly depict white people with huge noses, blond hair, and blue eyes?
Are white people just a huge joke in Japan?
>>73153482
They are busy fucking their own moms.
>>73153482
Its because you slave of jew
>>73153482
if you want the japanese depiction of white people just turn on a japanese anime instead of posting some several hundred year old art you retard
how can you be so stupid?
Does pol have an opinion about Max Headroom?
>>73153402
literal cucks
>>73153402
wasted a good opportunity with retarded shit
