IN THE FUCKING POLL OF POLLS???
>>74978574
SCHLONGED
It's ogre.
Right fags, i just spent about half an hour fucking with a horny pajeet on omegle and i have the srcipt if you want to read it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whi
You: nice
Stranger: hi
Stranger: thnks
Stranger: u m/f ?
You: i don't identify as either
You: i identify as a bell ah64 cobra atack helicopter, my pronouns are xe and xim
Stranger: i think r u female ?
You: i;m an attack helicopter
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i dont understand
Stranger: do u like my cock?
You: i feel as if i am an attack helicopter regrdless of the gender i was born as
You: your cokc is ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: open ur clothe
Stranger: ear
Stranger: dear
You: i would but that wouldleave me vulnerable to enemy fire
cont.?
shameless self bump
next part anyway fags
Stranger: no enemy here
Stranger: i m ur frnd
You: not there
You: but where i am
You: i could be attacked at any time
You: i'm always fueled and reasdy
Stranger: where r u now ?
You: do you have some fuel
You: hint it's cocaine
You: i'm in iraq
You: 3rd combat tour
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sex can release ur fear and tension
You: you want to fuck an attack helicopter
Stranger: no i m not hulk
You: pretty sure you'd ge court marshalled
Stranger: :D
You: but i'm an attack helicopter
Stranger: ok
Stranger: than i fuck attack helicopter
Stranger: tell me r u boy or a girl ?
You: attack helicopter
You: how is this not clear
Stranger: not clear
You: i'm gender non-binary cis shitlord
Stranger: if u show ur genital than i can recognize easily
You: i don't have genitals. i'm an attack heicoper the closest thing i have is my fuel port
You: also air bags
Stranger: ok show ur fuel port
You: do you want to see my air bags?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want to see ur air bags
You: well i can't show you because that would require activating them and then i wouldnt pass m MOT
Stranger: oh please show it
You: and i can't show you my fuel port because what if someone shoot's something up there?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nobody going to shoot anything there
You: how do you know
Stranger: u r safe with me
You: where are you righ now?
Stranger: in my house
You: countrty pajeet
You: what country are you in, pajeet
Stranger: i m in india
You: so you have no idea of the dnger i'm in
You: in iraq
You: quick question though/
Stranger: no
You: do you poo in loo or in designated street?
Stranger: no
You: not fapping anymore pajeet?
You: did i do something wrong
Stranger: we have proper toilet in our house
You: wow
Stranger: no
You: amazing
You: you do realise i'm 17 right?
You: that you are a paedophile
Stranger: so what dear
You: #just saying
Stranger: i think ur a boy
You: ATTACK HELICOPTER
Why does /pol/ vote against its own economic interests ?
>>74978192
> /pol/ is one person and that person is my strawman
FTFY, OP.
>leftycartoons.com
Kill yourself
>mass immigration is in your economic interest
>cheap credit is in your economic interest
>outsourcing is in your economic interest
>TPP is in your economic interest
Democrats "are" the corporate establishment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0TEY1QVKbo
kill yourself kike bastard
this is the cartoonist btw
why are you pale, no money, no job, no life, single parent, 0 sex life, alcoholic fucks so racist?
Did you got bullied in school or something?
Because being white makes me a better person than you.
>>74978130
stop projecting
>>74978130
kys nigger
Guys I fixed Asia.
>>74978047
you utter moron, just use the pre-civil war map
>>74978047
Guys I fixed Canada.
>>74978047
>Guys I fixed Asia.
Arunachal Pradesh not part of Tibet? No Kashmir? Pakistan and Bangladesh exist? What the fuck is your problem?
>higher minimum wage
>free healthcare
>free university
>will literally save the Earth
How the fuck could you not vote for Jill Stein?
>>74977945
I'm not retarded.
>>74977945
>Stein
>>74977945
I would vote for her
Daily reminder that if you drink soda instead of water you're a fucking degenerate.
Billy likes soda
>>74977551
>Brit
>soda
Kill yourself.
>>74977676
What has happened to his nose?
>>74977058
Fuck me that can't be true
>not voting for the first woman president
You know, it's usually a joke when people call trump supporters sexist. But no....you guys are LITERALLY, sexist.
This is simply not debatable.
AIDS
Ok?
What's wrong with being sexist?
What's Bernie's response to the socialist disaster going on in Venezuela?
>>74976664
His response is to stay quiet and do everything he can to help his cannibal death worshippers (leftists) to achieve the same goals stateside as his Venezuelans comrades did in Venezuela.
>>74976664
I have no idea, but why is he hanging out with some one who has their pants to their knees, thats pretty low class don't you think Sven?
>>74976664
Probably the same as on the capitalist disaster happening in Zimbabwe?
is this the secret Trump hacker forum? Can we speak to Mr. 4chan for an interview?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAlb45SmZWA
>>74976447
I want to give Ana cummies and I want Cenk to lead the Right Wing Death Squads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1LIAE8FlQ
I am the hacker known as 4chan. You may ask me anything you wish - but I warn you, I am known to sometimes be deceptive.
>>74976447
I am the best shitposter on /pol/. I am available for interview. Feel free to AMA, Cenk.
What do you think 'bout Bulgaria /pol/?
>>74976435
They are faithful allies unlike russia or italy
/thread
No one thinks of Bulgaria.
>>74976591
said by the turkroach. seriously just dont make us come here to remove the kebab you are ahmed.
What do you know about Bulgaria?
>>74976256
wine from there is not bad at all.
Also- commie holiday destination <1989.
>>74976256
Descendents of the Bulgars. Raiders from the East.
no sense of humor, cheap beer, nice environment.
>>74976256
Gypsies.
Why, is because it appears most gypsies in Sweden are from bulgaria.
WE
>>74976170
BLACKED
HURRIKANGZ
>>74976170
We WUZ Hurikangz
Why does Hollywood seem like a liberal-leaning industry by default?
Because it is controlled by Jews
It's full of rich self-righteous pricks who won't be affected by the true effects of their ideology.
