With all the hectic HAPPENINGS going on with riots, Brexit, Trump, terrorist attacks, lets have some laughs.
Seth Rogan is literally a fucking cuck
http://www.dangerandplay.com/2015/11/02/seth-rogen-wife-lauren-miller-rogen-mike-cernovich-cuckold-fetish/
>>76435811
Does this qualify as meme magic?
Also forgot (((Rogen)))
>>76436206
Trump cant be stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSNpxvn8TH0
Can someone tell me why people think Trump is a racist? I see, hear, and read all of the things he says and I do not hear racism, only common sense. Does it make me a racist for agreeing with him on damn near everything to these people?
>>76434908
not sure, but you did start a thread called "Racist trump" so you're obviously not intelligent.
>>76434908
Because their Facebook feed and John Oliver said he's racist.
I don't start many threads , so forgive me for not knowing what goes in the appropriate fields etc. Is it because people think Mexican is a race? I mean , the judge may have something against Trump for the wall comments among others but he does have a point. This judge could sway a verdict against Trump just for that reason alone
>Even dinosaurs knew how fucked up europe was gonna turn out
>says the country that's 61% white
>>76434463
>Says the country that's 70% chinese or moose
> when you realize they mean europeans are the, "dinosaurs."
My life is empty. I see no meaning.
What is the purpose of this life?
To study? To work? To make money? To build a business? To give people work?
Anything you do benefits only Shlomo Shekelsteins in the end. I don't want to participate in this corrupt system.
But what else to do?
To move to the woods, outside of civilization altogether? I don't think that would make me happy either, knowing that the world will burn anyway and I haven't done anything against it.
I just wanna do something. To do my part in a fight for a better world. I want to be a part of something greater. I wanna know that my work has a meaning and that it will benefit good people.
Vision. Brotherhood. Unity. Common goal. That's what I dream of. I want to march side by side with my comrades towards a new dawn.
Oh, God, how I envy the soldiers of WW2!
Their sense of brotherhood, their optimism, their feeling of fighting for SOMETHING - for their people, for the nation, for a better world! That was the last time when Europe was truly great. I'd rather die at Stalingrad than to live this dead life. At least those men died with honor. We only live in shame. It's always better to die for something than to live for nothing.
How can the current degeneracy fulfill anyone? How can this lifestyle satisfy the Western men? In fact, I don't think it does. All the faggotry and cuckoldry we see today is only a logical consequence of subconscious self-hate which western men have for themselves today. Subconsciously every man longs for honor, adventure and an honorable death.
I just can't take this degeneracy anymore. It devours me from inside. I dream of a better world.
Find a wife. It's odd that wasn't on your list in the first place.
The purpose of life is to survive, by any means necessary. Anyone who contradicts this highest law of life needs to be crushed
>>76434355
I feel similar, in a sense. I was absolute trash in high school and college. Was a complete man whore, fucked anything that walked, destroyed friendships by fucking my friend's girlfriends, partied all over the country, did nearly every drug under the sun. It was fucking amazing, but now I'm only 24 and I feel like an empty fucking shell. I'm burned out and I can't find meaning in anything anymore. Maybe this is what I deserve for fucking over everyone who cared about me, who knows. Just like you, I want a reason to fight, something greater than myself to strive for.
>this is now a vent thread
what is a nigger and how do i aquire one?
>>76434296
> Reverse Norway flag
>>76434296
>>76434423
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>76434296
do you still have those tiny bananas growing in that greenhouse my Icelandic friend?
Hey there, California Independent here.
Well, /pol/ it's fucking happening!
I don't know why I didn't expect this since it's been happening in every other fucking state primary.
>Me and Girlfriend went to our polling place. >It's my second time voting, it's her first.
>I checked both of our registration statuses the night before just to make sure nothing sketchy happened.
>Both Registered as No Party Preferance.
>She goes first
>"ok, marge give her an orange ballot."
>Look at info papers, Orange is for American Independent Party.
HOLD THE PHONE NIGGER!.jpeg
>Grab girlfriend's arm before she walks off.
>"Excuse me ma'am, we're both no party preference"
>"Oh really, it has her here as AI. It's ok, It's a common mistake firs...."
>"We checked our registration last night"
>"Oh well, you'll have to fill out a provisional ballot. I'm sorry, our records must be outdated..."
>"Well they must be really outdated considering she's never been registered as anything but No Party Preference."
>Dead stare at each other for a few seconds
>she hands me my ballot and I vote for Bernie.
>Girlfriend finishes provisional ballot after 5 minutes because provisional ballots are a pain in the ass.
>mfw her provisional ballot will probably just get tossed in the trash.
>mfw she was targeted as a first time independent voter.
GOD DAMN IT I HOPE TRUMP BTFO OF SHILLARY IN THE GENERAL
And I just checked and her registration has been changed.....
and I had too much faith in humanity to take photographic evidence.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Your story is the story of probly millions senpai. My condolences. Just remember to support the god emperor once the shill steals the (((democratic))) vote
>>76434162
No shit. I'm in Cali too and the same thing happened to me. I've been a no party preference since 2004. Are you in LA County too?
Here is a family feud survey for orientation week at The University of Waterloo:
docs.google.com/forms/d/1dyVZpbKqMIL0Z7tXnPvuOrKev74hP2VnlpBjuSGIpIk/viewform?c=0&w=1
Someone posted this let's mess with the answers.
Here's some of my answers if you want to coordinate them.
>Name something you save
the white race
>Name something that's better when it's hot
girls
>Name a reason you might be on the roof
shooting niggers
>Name something that people accidentally walk into
a black neighborhood
>Name a food you could eat with no teeth
semen
>Name a place known for its bad food
africa
>Name something that gets buried
land mines
>Name something kids get yelled at for sticking their fingers into
the cat's butthole
>Name something that people struggle to hold onto
my dick
>Name something that could make you "cool" in high school
being a slut
>It's the first day of the new year, name a reason you're not getting out of bed
got raped by muslims
>If a man walks in on his wife when she is in the batheroom, what would she throw at him?
her shit
>Name something you try to avoid when camping in the woods
niggers
>Name a reason someone might make fun of your car
it was stolen by a nigger
>Name a piece of clothing people buy without trying on
a japanese woman's soiled panties
>>76434076
>kfc in every field
>Name something you keep in your wallet
nra membership card
>name something you eat with crackers
niggers
>What is the first thing you would do on a deserted island
kill myself
>Name a reason someone might quit their job
affirmative action
>Name the worst thing a policeman could find in your car
a nigger
>Name the first food people learn how to cook
spaghetti
>Name a Spanish word everybody knows
construcción de muro
>Name something your parents ask about everytime they see you
the future of the white race
>Name something a wife tells a husband he needs to change
the president
>Name a famous John/Jon
bon jovi
>Name something in your home that you never unplug
your mother's asshole
>Name a fact about James Bond
he's gay
>Name something Japan is famous for
harikari
>Name something you wear that might leave a mark when you take it off
cum
>Name a profession where ethics really do not count
abortionist
Discuss
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/fbi-wants-access-to-internet-browser-history-without-a-warrant-in-terrorism-and-spy-cases/2016/06/06/2d257328-2c0d-11e6-9de3-6e6e7a14000c_story.html?postshare=6161465253213235&tid=ss_tw
They're gonna discover I enjoy gay shit
>>76434025
Nothing to hide, nothing to worry about.
>Protip: you fucking can't
>>76433836
"The Golden One"
Easy
>>76433836
RARE as fuck!!!
>>76433836
rare
>>76433938
/thread
What do you think about China and chinks?
wannabe capitalists
wannabe communists
wannabe everything
stink
>>76433522
They serve shitty chicken and shitty beef
Do you guys really trust trump in controlling our military and nuclear arsenal? Kekkkkk
>>76433459
Thankfully it doesn't matter.
>>76433459
Trump is the least war like. He wants to make money and cheat China and Mexico in trade deals.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has already waged her own covert wars.
>>76433459
>Clinton doesn't know how to use an e-mail server
>Let's completely trust her with nuke codes.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/06/03/school-sends-sheriff-to-order-child-to-stop-sharing-bible-verses.html
>Be Christan
>Give your kids Bible verses
> Have police visit your house
How is this not OK and teaching our children they can be any gender they want part of the curriculum
Because freedom
>California
Everything you need to know, right at the beginning of the article. God I love straightforward journalism.
>zavala
I think if the article focused on her being Hispanic, it would get more attention
>>76432681
Cheer up
>>76432681
It's only just begun.
Peaceful revolution impossible something something. W/e time to pick up my wife's son for Islam class
Friendly reminder that Pepsi uses cells derived from aborted fetus as flavor enhancers and if you drink Pepsi you condone abortion
Sounds like I'm going to live forever if I drink Pepsi.
Thanks OP
>>76432567
Well that does it. I am a #PepsiCan now.
>>76432567
Oh, yes, I will believe this because it's SOOOO believable.
VERY believable, I must say.
It's true! It's true!
Please /pol/ help find him.
What has he done?
>>76432467
He committed felonious assault, can't you read?
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