>"If only Jon Stewart had been here to make funny faces then Trump would have never been nominated."
This is the narrative right now.
I think he's gonna have some new show and before the election he will shill harder than he's ever shilled before.
Trump will still win.
Then we can put this shitty excuse to bed.
>Implying Trump isn't the one telling the jokes
It's bad comedic material to steal jokes from someone else.
Yeah it's kind of getting sad.
I wonder what they'll say when Trump becomes president.
>homosexual black hipster hacker
>slutty muslim girl hacker
>anarcho communist hacker
>R2-DINDU
Thoughts?
>>76718370
>hijab
>short shorts
Doesn't really add up
Also what did you expect from a mainstream title in 2016
>>76718370
But it's 2016, duh.
>Ubisoft
Can we have a petition to ban all Canadians and Australians from /pol/. They are nothing but shitposters.
>>76583910
goes to gay pride rally
OH SORRY
gets mauled by a beaver
SORRY?
says sorry
SO HOWS IT GOIN EH
shovels snow
JUST GIVIN 'ER EH
contimplates suicide
SORRY!
welcomes refugees
OOPS SORRY
watches in living color
HEY HOSEHEAD
chops down a tree
HOW ABOWWWT THEM FLAMES EH
has foot stepped on
OH SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
eats kraft dinner
DIJON KETCHUP
eats at tim hortons
COULD I GET A GRETZKY PLEASE
watches cuck porn
OH SORRY ABOWWT THAT
drinks maple syrup
ABOWWWT
fucks a moose
NICE DAY FOR A HIKE, EH
gets reddit account deleted
OH YAHH
house burns down
OH SORRY
doesn't make NHL playoffs
OH SORRY
riots in both official languages
SORRY
changes national anthem
DUDE GENDER POLITICS LMAO
smokes weed
PASS THE VAPE TO THE LEFT
converts to islam
YOU WERE SAYING
shitposts
OH SORRY
waits 10 years for chemo
SO YOU'RE SAYING
bag of milk busts open
SORRY EH
yells timber
YOU'RE SAYING
elects a feminist
YOU WERE TALKIN' ABOOT
uses maple syrup as lube
SOME KINDAH
mounts moose head on wall
WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIT EH?
>>76583910
Gas the kikes, race war now.
I was thinking about this election and about how seemingly easy the general week probably be
Sanders voters are completely disengaged with Hillary and tons of democrats are switching sides due to Hillary's corruption.
This is not to mention of republicans would much rather have trump than Hillary, even if some butt hurt 3rd party start running.
It seems to easy /pol/ and I'm worried about not only trump but the rightward moment in America and Europe.
As most older /pol/ocks know the global economy is not is good shape, especially in America, and I think the higher ups/Jews/globalists/NWO are planning to let trump win, not because he's a shill, but because they want to bring down the economy under his administration to make him and the right wing in general look bad.
This was just theory and I thought it was pretty far fetched until I saw that kike Soros buying gold.
http://www.businessinsider.com/george-soros-trading-again-2016-6
This is extremely troublesome since the debt bubble is ready to blow. This could also include Britain should they leave the union, but I have no evidence to support that claim
The best way to establish a global currency (a huge step to a one world gov) is a complete collapse of several major economies, and theoretically, it would work. Not saying it's a good thing though.
Heed my warning /pol/, I'm going to be watching people like Soros to see if they show any more signs of preparation for a collapse, they certainly good the power to crash it by force, and again, these are just theories, but soros buying gold backed this one up quite allot.
If this indeed happens, and the Right is discredited after being framed for a global economic collapse, I honestly have no idea how we could bounce back, or even if we could. That's why I'm worried about this happening.
TLDR I think Soros and other builderburg(higher ups) members are trying to discredit rightward politics by crashing the economy under trump.
Stay safe /pol/. The happening looms
>>76583902
Fucking Swype
> general week
*will
>>76583902
>crashing the economy under trump
economy is going to crash regardless of who is in power. They want Hillary in to bail out the banks again and put us one more step closer to a new world order.
>>76584328
Trump plans to pay back the debt by stopping land domestically, he also plans to generate more money with trade deals and the selling of real estate, energy, and buildings we're not using
This could postpone or even stop the collapse completely
If Argentina isnt white then why did Hitler secretly go there after world war 2?
>Hitler
>white
Nobody would look for him in Africa.
>>76584043
Tee hee
will it go nuclear?
>>76583788
I hope it does. It will give people an excuse to exterminate all Muslims.
>>76583788
Yes ISIS has access to 90 warheads.
Let me do a video
Lambright here
>>76584145
please happen.
their sneaky hatred for the whites must be exposed and they must feel fear for the gentle giant once again
Will they? Will Bernie bots actually listen to bitches like this and be cucks or will more chose the anti establishment choice and vote Trump? After Bernie didn't drop out I'm not sure what the plan is, but I've seen many of his fans want Jill Stein.
Pic related are the kinds of people that are going to make my state stay blue forever reeeeeee
>>76583440
>bernbots
>not being cucks
It's going to feel so fucking good voting against them in November.
No, Bernie's cult isn't going to change sides. Not enough free shit in Hillary's agenda.
http://www.tosavealife.com/dear-girl-dumpster-stanford/
>I’m so sorry it wasn’t me who found you by the dumpster instead of him. I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread. I would have gone to your phone to try and call one of your friends to come get you. I would have given you my coat, not removed yours.
>You are not just “20 minutes of action” as his father put it. You are not some girl at a party. You are not alone in your fight.
>I’m single. I’m male. I’m in my 20s. I respect you. I grieve with you.
>I don’t want you to think, not even a second, that you “asked for it” or that any of this is “your fault.” As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink.
>I’m so sorry that instead of a broken down man in a ball of tears you got an emotionless courtroom statement that turned you from victim to the guilty. I wish jail would sometimes work like time out—you can’t come out until you realize the gravity of what you’ve done and are truly ready to apologize. Granted, this would mean your attacker would spend the rest of his life in prison. And I’m okay with that.
blamp
Why bread
>>76583372
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsaABPylPl0
>this is a health care ad about smoking cigarrettes
>the guy who did the animation got paid $4422
>the team who did it got paid much more
please nuke us
>>76583320
Are you welcoming of Germans there, Chile? Do you have German speaking areas over there?
>>76583320
i dont speak burrito sorry
>>76583320
Are chilean white?
Why aren't you with her?
>>76583208
Her Record as well as her being a liar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWgf--yIvA4&list=PLjTu5LaOL7x9GXx12oZT8SGEUxYdQ4Rd5&index=10
>>76583208
Aw fuck homie.
the list is shorter if you can tell me WHY YOU are with her...
Can you justify a reason for liking her?
>>76583208
I am.
German politician opens his speech by addressing all possible genders - ironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ61G9ir0Q
looks like a wrestler
cant understand a word this sausagefucker is saying
Damn, too bad I didn't understand anything.
I bet it was funny.
The guy looks badass btw
Korrekter Typ
Comrade Kek here to answer any question you have about communism and dispel the myths that the capitalist class propagates on the internet
>b-but Communism killed 6 gorrillion peopl!!!!
Communism hasn't happened yet. There are many ways countries have implemented socialist policies, but deaths (if any and assuming we're talking about real sources) were not result of socialist policies. That would be like me arguing that deaths during the dust bowl, indian famine, south african famine, irish famine, and so many others were the result of capitalism.
>b-but communism has beeen tried 6 gorrilion times and failed
Again. Communism hasn't happened yet. Communism is essentially governmentless. How would you measure success anyway? The majority of the U.S is in poverty, with millions of children homeless and an income inequality gap that's huge.
>"you're not taking my guns commie!!!"
Communists have never advocated for gun control. Marx even wrote how owning guns is essential for carrying out revolution.
>"CULTURAL MARXISM HAS DESTROYED WESTERN CIVILIATIONS!!!!"
>"KEK! SHILL! FAGGOT! COMMIE! KEK! LE HELIOCPTER! MARX WAS A KIKE!!!"
These are non arguments and I wont respond.
This meme needs to die. Not only does it have nothing to do with the economic policies of socialist countries, Marx never wrote about it.
Ask any questions you have, comrades!
Fuck off, /leftypol/
>>76583188
This fucking faggot.
Where were you when the internet's busiest music nerd came out as redpilled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hIvbJT1Leg
>>76582854
Did you forget the video where this cuck said we should be taking in more rapefugees?
YEARRRRRSRSRSRSRSSSSS AGOOOOOO!!!
Listen to the first 45 seconds, faggot.
This was recorded 3 years ago.
https://youtu.be/a0oRoRWbpTk?list=PLMNj_r5bccUyiOU9Gg2KddpGb9xHhzSdg
>>76717892
argumentum non
based mollynew
>>76717971
the defool reduces everything until they are non-arguments. it is literally the cheapest and easiest trick you learn in debate club.
also, proof
> he debated in the same debate club of the school im going to and this is his wife. the man is a stay at home cucked dad while his woman wins the bread. all he has is his utube audience this is why his tone always changes.
Why does she dodge every fucking question in parliament? Why does she ALWAYS give a run-around during question time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9pMcYSImN4
Its painful.
>Tranadian "women"
>>76582754
Did Wayne get a haircut?