Guernevillian and Presidential hopeful Wayne Lambright builds interplanetary spacecraft using anti-Gravitic beetles that were used by the Ancient Egyptians to levitate megaliths and it will all be powered with an Arduino powered tracking Solar Array of his own design.
Lambright, the 47 year old amateur physicist and inventor of Spoonsmademefat.com and howtogetrich.com said goodbyes to his Landlord/Owner Phil and his Primary investor/Co-Owner, Chick "Thigh-Master" Bearheim. As Lambright boarded the small makeshift vessel, testing the strength of the thin plywood deck covered by a flimsy geodesic dome of duct-taped joints and covered in gold Mylar.
Prior to his departure from Earth, Wayne will be giving Phil a map to Planet X or, Nibiru and some instructions for how to make to fix the hydraulic gate on the property. As of 9 P.M. Pacific time Monday evening, the craft had no taken off and Lambright had been seen on Twitter, fighting with various people and threatening people with losing their jobs and livelihoods. No word on how long his departure is post-poned or how long the current dry-drunk will rage on but it is expected that he might stop in at the food pantry in the morning for some free grub to eat on the way to Nibiru and it will also be photogenic for Wayne's foodblogs which he is the inventor of. No word on if Lambright will be getting a check up from the local Jewish Free Clinic.
Lambright's plan when he gets to Nibiru is to extract the valuable ore's from that Planet's crust, process it and ship it back to Earth. He will be bringing some lumber from Lowe's and a chop-saw so he can design a new space vehicle that will bring the ore home. During the two year journey he will survive on potatoes grown in his own faeces and his wits. THIS IS A MAN... Do you think Wayne should travel to Nibiru?
is this one of those middle age crisis?
Wayne, we know it's you. You are never going to go viral.
>>76590332
Wayne here.
Damn I look good.
It only took 30 seconds before a feminist liberal was completely triggered by my tweet.
What has the world come to?
>>76590013
to be fair this is a top quality attack, link to tweet nigger?
>>76590013
Tweeting
>>76590013
>Capitalistic corporation who can control whatever it wants to on it's own site can control what people say
>FREE SPEECH IZ DEAD OMG OMG OMG OMG
Did the government take down the comment?
Are you in jail?
If not, then shut the fuck up
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK E07 IS READING THE LAUNCH CODES AS WE SPEAK
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=15721
unlikely
I'm not clicking that shit
>>76589933
Nuclear dubs check'd
>buying cuck Lego instead glorious slav Cobi
>>76721604
need to compare quality but those ar and aks look neet
also compatible with other brands
>>76721604
Why does the lego policeman run after the criminal with a megaphone?
>>76721604
never forget.
dog bless the swat team
Ask someone who knows everything a question. You might learn something. I won't make predictions, but I will explain exactly why things are the way they are.
Why does light exist?
>>76589523
I'll discuss politics, not science, but all we know is that the electromagnetic force and the other three fundamental forces were a single force until they separated moments after the Big Bang.
Can you get repeating digits?
When is the next jewish diaspora?
I don't know.
>>76589434
What are you scared of Scholomo?
>>76590342
Nothing... goyim.
NOSOTROS FUERON NATIVES CABARON
>>76589203
NOSOTROS FUIMOS REYES Y LA MIERDAAAAAAAA
>>76589203
Yes, a bunch of mixed-race Spanish-speaking Catholics are indigenous to the United States
Who exactly is being called the slut? Being rude usually doesent make them support you.
/Pol/ do you support this Ol' Negro? is he based or now?
>>76589094
not*
>>76589094
>me based negro meme
He paroted mostly basic points. If he was white u wouldn't even know his he.
>>76589094
Work hard?
Go to school?
Get a life?
Durp de durrrr nah I rather be a Nationalist Socialist so I could get free shit cuz I'm white n sheiet nigga gib me dat
What should I do if I want to become more Hitler than Hitler?
Win
Kill yourself twice
>>76588921
do your research
mimic him
then do more
Ov vey, shut it down!
Is there any lengths these shlomo's wont go to stump the Trump?
>plan b
Yeah it's too late for that.
>plan B
>implying bernie hasnt already used plan B on his wife after he was cucked
More like Zyklon B!
Explain to me how this one incident ruined Howard Dean's run and absolutely everything Trump has done hasn't done shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-gYRAwM0
>>76588893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBGR2I6pFYk
>>76588893
If you don't understand by now there's a good chance you never will.
>>76588893
Because Trump probably isn't as good as he seems. Compare him and Sanders on Israel and tell me which one sounds more reasonable. And then ask yourself why THE FUCKING JEW IS MORE REASONABLE ABOUT ISREAL?!
CANADA HATE THREAD
>no replies
Canada is pretty good.
>>76589169
Indeed. We are not a buch of fat fucks like the amerishits.
>>76588611
WESTERN WAR OF INDEPENDENCE SOON
Twitter is getting ugly over the care of Mayte Lara, a teenage girl who tweeted about graduating with a 4.5 GPA from Crockett High School in Austin and receiving a full scholarship to the University of Texas—while being an undocumented immigrant.
Granted, it wasn’t the smartest move. But almost immediately after she tweeted about her successes, people began to respond in anger, pointing out that many American citizens are saddled with college debt. ...
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/valedictorian-tweets-about-undocumented-status-is-driven-from-twitter/ar-AAgOrmk?ocid=ansmsnnews11
wait what the fuck
if you publicly admit you're undocumented, doesn't the government have every right to find you and catapult you back to taco-ville?
>>76720891
There's a law in Texas called the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) which prevents Mexican kids and teens from being deported
> Q: When did you move to the U.S., why did you go through the DACA process?
> Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) is an American immigration policy that allows certain illegal immigrants who entered the country before their 16th birthday and before June 2007 to receive a renewable two-year work permit and exemption from deportation.
I’ve lived in Austin for the last 15 years. I went through the DACA process because it offers help to students like myself. DACA provides me with a permit to work and study here in the United States (therefore it provides a Social Security number). It doesn’t offer a full on residency, but I’m hoping that sooner or later it will open up that path so I can become a permanent resident from the country I was raised in and have lived in my whole life.
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/local/austin-valedictorian-says-viral-tweet-wasnt-meant-/nrcxg/
>>76721069
You have to go back
What is the /pol/ haircut?
>>76588566
Naziboo youth cut
The guillotine
Mohawk
Would you kill this baby?
>>76588551
Das hitlr
>>76588551
No you sick fuck, that's an innocent kid.
>>76588551
No. Changing history means that none of us would likely exist.
