I've posted before. I've got new pics.
>buy 100 acre block of trees
>buy portable building
>live the neet life.
Pic related.
Internet: On my phone I have 1 bar 3G, however with this nifty antanne I can get up to 30mbps dc-hspa+ and 80mbps LTE. Unfortunately 5G of data is $50 though I have a plan to get unlimited.
Second top antanne is to spread wifi across the block.
In time I will install a 30 - 50m tower in order to get gigabit Internet using airfiber radios
>>699987
Is it really innawoods if you can drive up to your house?
>>699987
I've befriended a local reptile. He has an excellent paint job; similar to Aus-cam, though I couldn't get great photos as I didn't feel like standing up at the time. This fella has visited for the last few days. He likes left over chicken stir fry, is more curious than scared of me.
>>699989
Yes. I cleared the 'Yaris track' by hand. Combined with natural clearings to get as deep as I could. Was limited due to the width of portable building and shit turning of transport truck.
>>700002
An excellent trick ive figured out, to save electricity. If you get a deep freezer, set to lowest possible setting -20c, put ur frozen shit in the bottom, layer of bagged ice in th middle. The top half is for not frozen. The freezer runs for a few hours during the day, the bottom half stays very frozen and th top half stays just below 0 so ur ice-coffee is just a little Icy. So get for everything except lettuce. I also have a fridge, just in case.
People will belly-ache about this idea, though I've tested it throughly, it works and suits my needs. Prob wouldn't work for snow monkeys.
whats the process of buying land like that, and building on it
>>700012
During December through March this place is only habitable thanks to aircon. It turns a sweat box into the Arctic. Perfect conditions for gta online.
So what the hell do you do there, just living the sweet sweet neet life? How do you afford the gear and supplies?
>>700014
Generally it's a two step process.
>buy land
>build on it.
>>700014
You just squat on it and hope nobody discovers you.
>>700024
i mean legally, there is no issue? where did you buy the land from, and how much did both it, and the entire project cost
>>700022
This mad cunt is for if it rains for a few days in a row, or if the aircon needs to go full Antarctica.
>>700028
Most people I know don't go looking for laws to follow and money to pay. You just buy the land and do what you want. It's honestly that simple. It's not like other countries where they'll come and shake you down every year, making you pay for permits to wipe your own arse. Just $200 p.a rates.
>>700023
Bitcoin paid for the block Ethereum is paying for the improvements. You don't get bored at all; you just live. Yesterday I bought some chooks, today I'm planting watermelons and building formwork for a slab.
>>700028
100 acre blocks go for $50k you buy them from people who bought them 20 years go for $5k
>>700045
What country?
>>699993
That's so cute
>>700188
i believe he's an aus.
>>700022
Would like to replicate. Advice on how you support yourself with no job?
>>699987
OP great thread. Can you post more pictures maybe something about expenses. Thanks you are Living the dream
>>699993
Looks like a hearty cunt. Where in aus are you? Can you grow stuff easily I heard aus soil is pretty shit in the outback
>>699987
Can you give me ballpark figures on your net worth, how much cash you have, how much you have in investments etc.
Basically what is your financials
>>700436
>>700448
>>700873
Ok, this adventure is partly to prove a point to some people. Financially is where its most obvious.
To survive here, it costs nothing. So there is no survival more anxiety. Its more of a 'pre-paid' lifestyle than the contractually obligated one most people are railroaded into.
The irony here, is the only way to not need money, is to have a decent amount of it to start with.
>Land $50k
>Portable Building $25k
>Fridge, Freezer, TV, Laptop, iPhone etc... $3k
>Solar, batteries, generator, water tank etc.. $5k
>Seeds, chooks, water pump, pipeline etc.. $1k
>Rent - Free
>Electricity, Water & Hot water - Free
>Fruit, Veg, Eggs, Grains, Chicken etc - Free
With that, you're set. You no longer need to spend money. However if you want to upgrade some luxury, its optional.
>Aircon, Fuel for generator $20
>Internet, Phone credit $50
>Ice coffee, junk food etc. $20
>Real food for a month $100+ (meat in freezer)
>Non perishable food for a month $100+
>Satellite TV - $25
>etc etc..
If you're on a student allowance in Australia ($200 per w). You could actually accumulate wealth. If you have a skill such a fixing computers, you can spend a day in town and make $400. So if you have a job, you will accumulate wealth fast.
For me personally. 20's I have no wife/gf, kids or other parasites yet. So it's easy.
The hardest part about wealth accumulation is the first $50k. Might be easy as some people are more inclined to slave labor, however those same people are less likely to be interested in leaving the system.
Pic related. Bonus gibs me dat for being a good boy and getting an education.
>>700849
The soil is top notch, moisture content is the issue. The water network is primetive but it is automated so I can leave any time and the plants and animals won't even notice.
>>700971
Animals are all left to their own devices.
>chickens - eggs and meat
Protected by
>Guinea fowl - removes all bugs, ticks and snakes.
Protected by
>Turkeys - never had turkeys before.
Protected by
>Peacock - looks cool, repels snakes.
No dog yet as I wouldn't want to leave it on its own when I'm off on other adventures.
>>700977
How do you stop your chickens from migrating?
>>700977
Clearing tracks is a great way to get that six pack you've always wanted.
>first step is to find a path with small diameter trees. Then push all those fuckers over.
>Snap small ones with ur boots for leg day. Hang off the big ones till they snap, to work that upper body.
>Give the tree corpses a week or two to die which makes step two, easier.
>>699987
being an amerifag, do you reckon it would be possible for me to move out there and do something like this? I have all of the money and then some, just interested in the difficulties of moving to aus and then living in the outback and such.
>>700979
Their water source, also perhaps their protective bird brothers.
>>700982
Step 2
>pick up the lifeless tree bodies and throw them out of your way.
>Carry them to make a bonfire. Bonus cardio and core.
>>700983
this
how could an American re-create something like this?
Op can you post a link to buy that antenna? I live innawoods PA and am 15 minutes from civilization which means I get a shit connection.
Thank you.
>>701071
Australian made. Would recommend.
https://www.telcoantennas.com.au/site/telco-xpol-mimo-4g-panel-antenna-700-2700mhz
Living the dream anon
>>701000
Sounds like a plan my friend! Hopefully I'll see you out there sometime anon :)
>>699987
Would it be smart to get a couple of cows? I'm Hindi so if I where to do this cows would need to be involved somehow
>>701261
cows require Lots of work and vaccines/licences/etc depending on area/zoning
Goats on the other hand...
>>702579
New lizard showed up just now. Different colour scheme entirely.
>>702583
>>701261
Yeah maybe. Would be good to have a cow & cart.
>>702585
Word must be getting around the lizard community, about my five start stir fry.
>>699987
M8 where did you get that building from and how much did it cost?
How did you get it out there?
Living off the fatta the lan'
this is some seriously cool shit, I'd worry about the food source, but I suppose a miniature ecosystem of fowl isn't a bad idea. Dont know how sustainable especially in Aus. Those lizards might be tasty too.
What do you mean by turning on the gas company computers? Wouldn't mind an /out/ life with part time job, but 100k doesn't sound like a measly side job. And there's some things that need income unless you go full 19th century settler
where do you poop? how do you get free electricity and hot water?
Growing giant bamboo for scaffolding. It grows fast. Also beetroot. Dunno why photos have started to go spastic.
>>702599
Google or Gumtree, can't remember.
>>702627
I should have a decent forest within a year.
>>702624
There is bathroom, shower, mirror, basin etc right through that door.
Free electricity comes from the sky; as does water and the heat for it.
>>702624
Though I need more solar panels, another two 700 watt panels should be enough. Would get full aircon without the need for a generator.
Such wow.... Do you have an adress too? Can i send you like some good seeds to plant for /out/ pleasure so we could see how our babies grow up in the other side of the world... Europe here... You should definatelly make hydrophonic garden
>>702635
nice! and what kind of system do you have for the toilet waste?
>>700036
Don't get a build up of hydrogen in that box.
>>700940
Jesus, especially if you're ausfag. So much food just ready to be grabbed, if you're not a lazy pussy.
TarraDarraBros make me wish I were ausfag, just not as cringey ausfag stereotype as them.
https://youtu.be/44aNi4UgYAo
>>702635
Post solar hot water system. I need to get me one of those. Sick of wood fired hot water in summer.
Use jpg pics and learn appropriate image scaling if you have limited bandwidth.
I guess I've been 15 years in da woods if a fixed shelter on a heap of land in the middle of nowhere denotes that.
>>702647
Daily post, so buying shit off the internet is all good.
>>702653
There are decent yabbies in the dam, though I've never been keen.
>>702658
>128 KB, 1136x640
You will get a lot further with 5gb doing that.
You have pretty sparse bush there, looks like outback. It seems like a nice life, but I think I'd rather do it with an island than a patch of outback. There are some cheap islands around here too.
>>702579
that's a big lizard.
>>702904
for stew
>>699987
OP have you had any issues with trespassers on your land?
Do you have any kind of boundary fence?
>>699993
Thats a pipe anon
>>703020
Oh wew
>>699987
OP how much help did you need setting things up?
Did you hire people to install your solars and electric for you etc?
>>703072
>Did you hire people to install your solars and electric for you etc?
Looks like he diyed some of it. I would say the building came prewired.
>>699987
>Unfortunately 5G of data is $50 though I have a plan to get unlimited.
What plan?
Also, where'd you get that antenna?
>>703044
No, far too remote.
>>703072
Just me.
Re; picture, pumps were too small so I upgraded to a real pressure pump.
You might wanna get a licence and some guns foxes and feral cats will destroy your poultry
OP have you had any issues with the authorities or corporates not recognising your property as being a legitimate dwelling?
That because the structure is not council approved it doesn't count as an actual house and you are in effect actually living in a sort of homeless way and are thus not eligible for certain services and to use your property as your address for official purposes?
>>703052
kek
No.
>>703786
See
>>700036
This is something i've noticed; usually with American posters. You are always so worried about if you're allowed to do something, or if you have a written note from your government to allow you to live your life how you want. Whats worse is you go around policing and having a go at other people about not having their own arse wiping permission slips.
You can live in a cardboard box for all the council cares, its called private property for a reason.
And here's a list of reasons why I think you and your kin are cancer on society.
>authorities
>legitimate dwelling
>council approved
>an actual house
>living in a sort of homeless way
>thus
>not eligible for certain services.
Just fuck right off.
Pic related, one of the services I'm not entitled to because my house isn't official. It was a gift from the government; so I know how many shekles i'm helping to keep from the jews.
>>702627
Just don't cause a feral bamboo outbreak
>>703834
OP you are autistic and an unpleasant person.
I was only asking to see whether you had experienced difficulties or not. I passed no comment on whether this was right or wrong, or deserved or undeserved. I simply wished to understand the facts of the situation.
I thought of it because someone in the thread said you should get a gun licence, and that made me think you would probably not be legally allowed to keep a firearm at a dwelling of your sort. Once again this is not a moral judgment on the rightness or wrongness of your situation. I just wish to know the realities.
I am Australian too.
>>703846
>OP you are autistic and an unpleasant person
Wew la
>>703846
You're probably half right.
Weapons are kept in a tree safe. Cops visited once to take a picture of it when I told them about it. They had no probs.
I still think you're a wanker.
>>703863
And with that OP was never heard from again.
>>703874
If the police inspected it and were ok with it there shouldn't be any issue.
I don't know about where OP is but in my part of Australia if its been there for a given time its considered official. Op will have a wile to go on that front but out there I reckon he will do it being where he is.
>>703772
Had any issues with algal blooms in that water cube? I've been looking at second hand tanks and have avoided those for that reason.
Still interested in seeing the solar hot water set up.
>>703938
Oh thanks for the explanation!
>>699993
Damn, now I really want a lizard bro.
Dude thats like my dream, living off the land in a tinyhouse/other sort of /out/ compatible accomodation. You should get into gardening/aquaponics, its a very fulfilling work
>>703983
No issues yet. It's temporary.
Will try to get you a photo of water heating.
>>704288
I agree, currently growing watermelons.
Picture: cane toad invasion, did not realise they had advanced this far south.
>>700036
Permanent dwellings require council approval in queensland. Mint shack btw man
>>703834
That's the uk not us
>>700026
some places in US allow squatters to take ownership of land simply for living on it for a few years.
>>704347
>toads
I remember seeing tonnes of them around Ballana way so they are into north nsw.
Are you planning to sell the melons or is it a hobby?
>>704716
Same in Aus. You can even do it with government land. Big risk though. Spend 9.9 years there, then have someone turn up the day before you own it.
>>704697
>Dalby
How flood proof is your joint?
>>704697
You can get a 30 acre block of bush near Tara for $25,000. Pretty much the cheapest land in Australia on that scale.
I am considering doing it, but I have to save enough dollarydoos first.
>>699987
OP I do Tele communications. What is the ETA where antennas will replace my job of running hard wires?
>>704720
How do you prove length of stay though?
>>703834
Ummmm we don't have Council in America..... So that was a Commonwealth subject and not an American Citizen.
Plenty of people that live off grid without any building codes or government notice in the U.S. .......
>>699987
Living the dream.
>>703983
Same in the UK. Basically if the government doesn't find you out for 4 years you're golden.
>>703834
>blames it on 'murcans with no evidence, just personal bias
Why is Australia so full of ass blasted fucktards?
>>706390
From a Russian perspective. I agree with the angry Australian.
Its a very western thing I see online. Always seeking to check they are getting proper paperworks.
>>706529
Well, its generally best to not give the gov a reason to fuck with you. And unfortunately, there are a lot of federal/state/local employees whose job is essentially to fuck wit citizens. Vote Hillary amirite?
If OP is still here, I just want to show my support. I'm not a nature kinda guy, but I find it deeply fascinating when people do this stuff, gives me hope in humanity.
>>706529
this is because of one simple law in the US.
Ignorance of the law is not an excuse to break the law.
every year, there are 100s of new laws passed at the city, county, state and national level. however, to defend yourself you must have an attorney or a law degree because theres no way a regular citizen could know and correctly interpret the law. (its actually the law in some states that you cannot defend yourself unless its a small claims court) its fucking retarded i agree but there are no 2nd chances with american cops or american courts. so naturally our people are fucking scared. accidentally build on someone elses property? get ready to get sued for 1. the cost to professionally remove it 2. retribution 3. emotional damage. there goes your life savings. tried to do your own taxes and misplaced a decimal point? get ready to have your paycheck garnished until it's paid back and you paid the fines. did you build an out building without the proper permits? building inspector comes out and looks at your property and fines you up to $1000 per day until it's brought up to code or demolished. didn't demolish or dispose of everything it correctly? get ready for more fines because you can't do it that way. oh you just wanted to bring it up to code? we you need to get a licensed contractor to do it, inspect it and sign off on it. then you ned to take your paperwork down to the city building and stand in line to turn it in. what's this? your contractor didn't initial here next to the "used fire retardant insulation" safety box. well heres another fine and youo'll have to pay your contractor to come back out.
we stopped being the land of the free a long time ago, now we're the land of the bureaucratic. won't go away until we BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN and start over.
fuck, i have to go drink a fucking beer now, typing that pissed me off. thanks /out/, thanks allot.
>>706594
It's because Australia was founded by a criminal population and is now run by liberals, and Russia is now full of criminals and people who think the gov't doesn't matter anyway because it's not some omnipresent soviet style heavy handedness anymore.
>>702583
Please, goats are already a big enough problem.
Along with anything with.... what was the term, hard hoofed?
Why not Kangaroos?
Why not Aborigine?
>>706621
Wild cows... Does such a thing exist?
>>704347
>Cane toads
:'(
Please, use them for fertilizer or something.
Irradiate the babies. RESEARCH WAYS TO END THEM ALL.
>>706626
I've seen cattle grates filled to the brim with silt, allowing for cattle to roam freely far far away. I haven't seen them directly, though I've seen their scat quite far away from any farms.
According to this site
http://lrm.nt.gov.au/feral/cattle
Yes, they are able to establish.
>>701000
Mate you're right near Ingham, Prosepine etc; I am a melbcunt but I love that area, always drive through there on my way to the tropics to escape Melbournes winter. I've often thought about buying a caravan and just becoming a permanent resident in one of those bush caravan parks like Big 4 and what not.
>>701000
where
I am unemployed in seqld and I will take that job in an instant
>limited data
>posting 1mb tiny pictures
>>700940
are you on centrelink?
Why don't you encourageNative Bushturkeys to make a nest on your land and harvest their eggs for specialty markets?
If you have a seasonal supply you could arguably make good money from wildcrafted, organic and free range eggs from native birds.
>>706328
Seriously there is like no restrictions whatsoever in he u.s.
>>706838
They're protected, for one.
The real issue is that bush turkeys fuck around with chickens.
>>700036
What was the land zoned for?
>>706390
>Why is Australia so full of ass blasted fucktards?
And yet, it is you that sounds 'ass blasted'. You were 'miring OP with the rest of us and then he turned around and called you a cunt and now you're upset. End of story.
I agree with OP though, you are a cunt and you can fuck right off.
Please keep making these threads OP, It'd be great if you kept us updated on this project.
>>706970
>>706970
I'm not the one OP was talking to. The fact that he made inaccurate and sweeping generalizations, criticizing shit that he has no fucking clue about and ranted over because someone asked a question is acting pretty assblasted. I just called him out on it. Deal with it.
>>707112
>whiney cunt
>can't handle the bant
>long winded response to being called a cunt
>not going away
>>703264
My sneaky idea was to get a '3' unlimited data sim, with free roaming overseas.
I was hasty in thinking I could out-think the bandwidth jews. They cap roaming data at 12GB. Which is still better than any aussie carriers. Plus I can access the big three networks in Aus; with two sims, I can get 24GB on 4G network for £40 per month.
>>704719
Currently organizing the final solution to the toad problem, in my jurisdiction anyway. Will update in future.
>>706838
This is an excellent idea. Militarized brush-turkeys could be useful.
>>706808
Heres a 3mb pic just for you. Do they even count uploads?
>>707706
Fuck, jealous as fuck of that kart
Cool monitors brudda
>>707912
Those two are just playing, right?
No lizards got hurt.
>>707989
yeah mate
>>708068
>You may not like summer
Elaborate please m8.
Is it humid? Mosquitoes? How common is flooding?
What is /out/ doing?
>chilling a the beach
Feels good to be Medmasterrace.
>>709154
Wtf? You already posted a thread of this. Why are you such an attention whore? Ur not chillin at the beach, you're taking pictures of the beach and being a whore.
>>709450
Is that difficult to understand that the post here was a mistake?
>>706594
FUCKING JELLY OP!
I live in Canada and I've gotten letters can't even fucking play in the street or else I'll be Sued this shit would be impossible to pull off here :/
What is the legality of this in the US? I was thinking of buying 40-50 acres in Washington State and just having some small cabin with solar power and gathering water from a creek, and digging a giant hole to shit in.
>>709902
Do it. What they don't know about they can't prohibit you from doing.
I'm an ausfag that dreams of getting out of this hot horrible country and living in a log cabin in the Washington state wilderness.
>>709911
>this hot horrible country
Sounds like you are too much of a soft cunt to make it here m8.
Where abouts in Aus are you? I'm central west NSW on 106ac living NEET life, fully off grid.
>>709945
m8 what do you know about the area around coonabarabran?
There are really well-priced bush blocks for sale, but I don't know much about the climate and people there.
>living NEET life
Also, how did you get the funds to buy your land and how do you maintain yourself money-wise if you are NEET?
>>709965
Don't do it, waaaay to rural.
It's not called coona-barren-land for no reason. I used to live at Walgett, the black fellas are still wild out there.
>>709941
Unless you are an abo, or some other darkskinned immigrant, you were not designed to live in this part of the world. And if you are one of the above you would only survive here off welfare anyway.
Survived here all my life. But surviving isnt necessarily living.
But I get your point; bogan pride and all that. Get de suthrn cross tattie on me chest 'nd make me mum proud. V8 bro, fullie sik.
>>709977
>waaaay to rural
I don't understand what you mean by this. I want to get away from it all.
So, OP. I notice that there be loads of interest for cheap land. Are there people buying the properties just to level the forest for some pissy reason like cheap firewood, pasture, or a mansion with nothing but grass and a shrub or two, you get the idea.
>>709991
Soft cunt.
>Simplifying all against you as those having been given methylated spirits since the age of 3
Really soft cunt.
>>709965
Coona is pretty shit and dry, I'd look around Oberon-Yetholme-Hampton-Porters Retreat, 3hrs from Sydney city, yet nice and rural. Blayney/Orange is cheap too but sits in a cold depression so it's warmer in summer and cold at winter.
That being said we are at 1000m here so we get snow but plenty of trees + wood stove = free heating.
I'm NEET from the sale of my Sydney apartment less mortgage & work savings.
I also now sell fertile chicken eggs Australia wide (via post) and geese locally.
>>707706
No NBN Fixed wireless? We're on that gravy train, out of service range but buying a mountain has its advantages we are higher than everything, including the tower and as such get better reception than folks within the zone.
Anywhere in NSW that has decent waterways you could go canoeing on?
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-farmlet-nsw-gingkin-7768009
This looks like a dream house.
>>710030
>fertile chicken eggs
What breeds do you keep m8?
>>710076
Yeah looks pretty grouse.
Personally I'd prefer a few more acres and more wilderness rather than pasture, but still would be comfy as fudge.
>>710483
too small for price
>>710030
Is there really any cheap land in Oberon, Hampton and surrounds? Thought it was all costly pasture.
I know a sweet, sweet place where you can stay for free there in nice accommodation, flanked by plantations. Wedged between Vulcan state forest. Probably a few posters there this minute.
Also, how are the mushrooms? Haven't gone as it's been dry as anthought that there's be no hope for it. Also, are there really elk and all which have been released by hunters in the state forests?
Tasmania is dirt cheap at the moment.
>>707706
Is that a /diy/ buggy? Info on it pls
I'm in the US and got $200K to buy land and tiny house/cabin. What state should I be shopping around in? Thinking about Washington or Michigan. I could probably get more land elsewhere but I like the hunting opportunities up north and everywhere else sounds like the middle of nowhere.
>>710483
Regenerate the land, or get someone like Greening Australia to come right in and regen the place. You might even get paid per hectare for the regeneration work they can offer, as long as you don't allow for grazing of your livestock on the area, which you probably don't.
>>710074
http://willowwarriors.org.au/
Contact Jeff Cottrell, sick cunt who'll tell you the places.
Anyone do any conservation works in the past here?
>>710613
I'll look into it
I want a little log style cabin with double glazing somewhere it gets cold
>>710613
>>710667
Tassie is really good if you want a smallish plot of land (10 acres or so) with a cheap but functional house on it. You can get places like that within an hours drive of Launceston or Hobart.
But if you want a big bit of land (100 acres+) Tassie is less good because you almost never find that much land going cheap like you can in Qld or NSW.
>>702657
Go on...
I am interested in your specifics:
Initial cost
Maintenance cost (Monthly)
Caloric food intake (Daily)
Electricity generated / used / stored (Daily)
Communication relay / satellite internet / ham radio
Regions of Australia that are viable and how to find them:
Yearly temperature ranges
Bushfire threat assessment
Location relative to coast and fresh waterways
Soil ph and water table level
What activities are required:
Vegetable, fruit and animal production / maintenance
General skills, electrical, mechanical, plumbing, woodworking, medicine or first aid?
My goal would be growing vegetables with aquaponics near coastal/mountain land and fresh waterways, keeping geese and goats for meat, milk, eggs. With a small permanent living cube cache for storing long term food, weapons and communications buried underground. I would camp and hunt on the land itself, butchering and smoking the big animals a few times a year to control their population, mostly living off of fish and the vegetables I grow. The idea is to transition from suburban to this lifestyle over the next 2 or 3 decades. I estimate $500k AUD required in savings.
Looking at Northern Spain, Northern Europe, New Zealand and Tassie. I really don't want to be anywhere near the tropics.
>>707595
Keep backtracking, faggot.
>>710624
So you want land, but to not be in the middle of nowhere?
Cmon nigger make up your mind,
Washington and Michigan are completely different, why not get some land by Coeur D'Alene, be inbetween Spokane and (slightly further away)Missoula while being up in the rockies. Way better hunting in that area unless you're looking for whitetail and vermin.
>>710597
http://www.realestate.com.au/buy/in-porters+retreat,+nsw+2787/list-1
It gets pretty cheap. Being halfway to Canberra will do that.
>>710729
yeah that's fine with me, like I said I want somewhere cold so I can live life /comfy/
>>710831
>sage straya threads
>not upset
wew, great post friend.
>>707112
>d-d-d-damage control!
>>709991
Fuckoff ya softcock cunt
>>703834
lmao wow you were just itching for any reason to type this post weren't you
>>711469
>getting feminine tattoos
>on /out/
Lost all hope
>>711469
i like your nip-nop ^_^
>>711469
Noice m8.
Where in the US can I do something similar to this? Absolutely nowhere?
>>711469
>that skinny manlet body
>not a single hair
>that low test
Not very aussie desu
>>709941
Sounds like pretty tough talk from some sodding wanker whose nation won a war against emus.
Wait.
You... didn't... win that one.... did you?
Tell yhe redt of us again how you touch guys keep your politicians in check.
>>711550
>being this insecure of your own body
>projecting this much
Yeah nup youre a poofta aye
>>702627
You might consider buying or pirating p a yeomans water for every farm. He did this quite near where you are.
>>711576
>muh projecting
>muh lol image
Kek, sorry that I hurt your feelings, little white boy
>>708078
>Is it humid? Mosquitoes?
This. People were washing the mould off their houses with pressure cleaners and that was before the worst of it. The tools inside my car even started to rust.
>>710613
Lots of internet butthurt down there at present.
http://www.isbasslinkfixed.com/
>>699987
What is the actual use of such fast Internet?
The only time I've ever needed fast internet is watching porn and pirating movies - the two things I want to escape by going innawoods.
0/10 for focused efforts
>>701000
What I'm a geologist I'm told there's no jobs anywhere
>>711469
you got a bf m8?
>>711469
That's the only big thing about you.
Seriously man. Do you eat solely instant noodles or something?
>>710476
Plymouth Rock, Chinese Silkie, Pekin, Australorp, Belgian D'Uccle, Rhode Island White, Rhode Island Red.
Also Roman & Settler Geese & Lavender Guinea Fowl.
>>710597
Yes there is, 500acres was going for $200k not long ago, plenty of bargains around some with houses others in the $60k range without. Price is all about proximity to highway & mill; further out, cheaper.
We're 35K from town but it's quicker to travel than 35K than going to Coles one suburb over where we used to live.
The fact everyone drives at 130kmh out here also gets you places quicker :)
>>711820
Very nice m8.
Do you eat the geese?
>>700036
You stole that from the q store, didn't you cunt.
>>711838
Breed, eat, sell.
They're really intelligent and great company. Always greet us when we go out the back door or drive in the driveway. Really good watch "dogs" for snakes & intruders (of the human, fix and pig type).
Would recommend. Get goslings if you want friends and a close relationship, adults for more independence.
>>711911
>friends and a close relationship
That would probably make it too hard for me to kill them for the table.
I'd end up like a mad cat lady but with geese everywhere instead of cats.
>>711911
Do Geese need to live near a body of water?
Or can you just keep them in the same sort of way you keep chickens?
>>712557
No they just need water to wash in, a $12 clamshell from Bunnings is all they need. Dam is a plus but not needed.
>>712721
No, but one got head butted by our goat and they gathered and attacked him until he fled onto the barbwire fence slashing his throat open and dying. They can be firm when threatened, so it's great having them on your side!
Does anyone know what conditions are like for living on the "lifestyle" bush blocks near Tara in Qld?
They are cheap as fuck but I have been reading about coal seam gas development there and people are saying it is making them sick and ruining their lives.
You can get 30 acres for $23,000
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-residential+land-qld-tara-200648799
>>699987
how often do you masturbate?
>>714732
These are the real questions
>>711736
Top kek!
