If all of humanity disappeared off the face of the earth, where would you go? What would you do to keep busy? What's the first thing you'd loot?
>>675425
>if all of humanity disappeared off the face of the earth, where would you go
Nowhere on earth, apparently
i'd go to comcast hq and piss in all their coffee machines, water dispensers, etc, on the off chance they're coming back
then find food and water or whatever
I suppose I'd be very confused and wary of what happened. Likely making me bug out to the wilderness. I live in western massachusetts, I'd probably head west to the AT and take it to canada. Make some kind of permanent home
>>675432
>canada
>permanent home
Why the fuck, senpai?
Go somewhere like north Carolina. Ocean access, river access, nice weather
>>675425
I would just travel around world in some van, that way I would kept me busy and with infinite resources. I'd get some guns from the army as the first thing, then the world would be my oyster.
I naively fantasize about this sometimes because I'm a quiet loner. I live on a relatively small island so the first thing I would do is gather the supplies I needed and drive to the coast. I'd live there for a while, roam around and slowly learn to operate a boat for a few months before trying to make the crossing to the mainland on a calm few days. In the case I don't get lost at sea or die, I'd land on the mainland and probably just spend the rest of my life wandering around the cities and countryside, gathering and looting as I go. Possibly killing myself at some point maybe 20+ years down the line depending on how I feel. Humans are social animals after all, and begin to suffer if completely seperated from others for too long.
If I were to be the only human, there's no way I'd last too long. I'd roam around, break into people's houses just to see what they have. I'd just chill in different people's houses, and masturbate with all of the different different women's underwear and sex toys and shit.
Eventually I'd run out of food or something, and eventually die.
>>675440
I like the winter. I'd want to see the snowy piney wilderness first.
>>675425
I would loot a store that sells land rovers, backpacking gear, and hunting/fishing equipment. And i would drive around exploring north and south america untill i feel i am done and then steal a boat to go go asia.
>>675425
Find a bunker, because every nuclear power plant in the world would melt down without human maintenance.
>>675440
British Columbia annon. The greatest place on earth, ESPECIALLY if all the people weren't here
>>675557
I hope that's true. I live near one and I get paranoid about it. You can't shut down uranium and water needs to be pumped in and out to keep it cool. I'm sure all that's automated but it just doesn't seem like a sure thing to me.
>>675557
>they're engineered to shut down automatically
And what's going to cool down all those spent fuel? They need cool running water.
>>675425
I would find different ways and places to jack off until I got bored, then kill myself.
>>675575
>Places
Kek. You could take a fapping tour of the world.
>>675577
This. Just don't forget to film it an post it on 4chan.
>>675581
for no one to see
>>675586
I'll be here
I'm always here
>>675586
Except you.
>>675557
>get a doge
Yeah, I think animal companionship would be crucial for mental health. You can enjoy being lonely, but countless decades of nothing but silence, your own voice and reflection could drive even the most introverted person insane.
>>675589
Get a Wilson.
>>675589
I once posted on wizardchan that even the most introverted autist needs some sort of human interaction and I got banned.
>>675590
Good idea. But I'll make it a Wilma so I can kiss and fuck it without feeling wierd.
>>675592
You're right tho. Otherwise, why would they need to be on an internet forum?
>>675592
lol. Long periods of total isolation can bring on symptoms of psychosis including illusions and dissociation. There's a reason it was used as a form of torture. Obviously everyone's breaking point would be different.
Go to Japan and loot all thier sexbots and watch I Dream of Geni reruns and drink energy drinks and vodka on a burn out power glide.
>>675597
>why would they need to be on an internet forum?
Massive delusion.
>>675601
From what I've heard about wizardchan, that sounds right.
>>675602
It's true alright. Think /r9k/ but worse.
If I recall correctly they actually hate /r9k/
>>675605
I just went there and read the rules.
I kekt.
If I just woke up and my wife and everyone was gone? I'd likely freak out until I realize I'm alone forever. Then I'd probably shoot myself. I don't think I could live as a human Lonesome George.
Now, if I knew what was going on to some extent, maybe there was some disaster and there is small bands of people ie Walking Dead minus zombies, I'd loot the gun store down the road, fill up the truck, and head to farm country, and eat steak until I die prematurely likely from an infection modern medicine could easily cure.
>>675429
5*post. Respect.
Assuming I can still have Doge, I'd throw him in a nice truck and do whatever the fuck I wanted. Probably should generally try to steer clear of nuclear plants since they're going to boil over and explode eventually. You could really be a nomad for quite a while since there will be leftover food, gasoline etc. anywhere you go.
>>675425
Like others have said, I would likely resign myself to the fate of eventually ending my life out of loneliness, but I would try to find some cool shit to do in the meantime.
>raid Porsche dealership for a dank 911
>drive 911 like a mad cunt on abandoned roads until I get to a city with a Lambo dealership
>drive Lambo like a mad cunt to a major city on the gulf or Atlantic coast
>raid stores and hospitals for supplies
>load supplies onto the dankest boat I can find in the marina that I can still handle solo
From there I'd split time between the Caribbean and more temperate climates, moving north during hurricane season and south during the winter. I could explore, spearfish and hunt whatever runs wild on the islands during the winter, then park the boat in the Carolinas and spend the summers in the highest, coolest parts of the Appalachians (probably travelling by a more practical vehicle this time). If I could guarantee the boat would be safe during storm season (probably not easy solo) I might spend hurricane season in the Mexican highlands.
If I think the end might be nigh, I'll attempt to sail for Europe and then Africa. Exploring an abandoned Europe would be depressing but cool, and with enough of the right medical supplies, Africa could be an acceptable place to start flirting with death on a daily basis by hunting dangerous game until I fuck up and get eaten/trampled/bitten by a black mamba.
Imagine everyones fucking pets running around, including wild life that eventually realizes theres no one. honestly gonna be trying to survive from packs of rabid dogs lmao. First goal, AK47 or Shotgun.
>>675425
I'd ship off to Australia/New Zealand right quick as all the nuclear reactors and dams in the northern hemisphere have no one to tend to them. Eventually all that radioactive material will reach south a lá 'On The Beach'. Since i'd be the last person I would do anything and everything until The End arrived.
I'd travel the world having sex with animals scaling up in danger until I made a mistake and one killed me.
>>675425
Loot gun stores and get some quality protection go upgrade my own arsenal. Without the protection of society I'm just a fleshbag with some advanced rock throwing devices.
>>675963
youve gone and given me quite the giggle now.
>>675425
Make my way to Japan and find the most advanced sex doll they produce. Use a BTR APC to travel around with a big ass fuel tank attached and shoot random shit with the 12.7mm mg (self driving cars won't work since no GPS). Break into secret agencies archives and find out the truth about stuff like aliens and who killed JFK. Collect HDDs from random computers due to lack of internet. Visit famous landmarks and possibly blow them up for lulz.
assuming there is still gasoline
> pack my things
> get on motorcycle
> head towards switzerland
> chill in some mountain hut till I die
>>675557
The reactor itself will SCRAM, with the control rods shutting down fission. The problem is the spent fuel in the nearby cooling pool building. It requires power to refrigerate and circulate cooling water. With the cooling, the spent fuel rods would boil off all the water. The fuel pellets would melt through the rod casings, and burn through the concrete at the bottom of the pool, all while releasing large amounts of radioactive smoke and gases into the air.
>>675996
*without the cooling
>>675427
kek dat logic
>where would you go?
A warmer latitude where there are no general problems with wildlife.
>What would you do to keep busy?
I'd keep a harem of fuck sheep and watch porn all day. It'd be in an old missile silo that has anti-radiation equipment to filter out the outside environment. I'd live there for as long as possible or until it is safe to go outside again.
>What's the first thing you'd loot?
General antibiotics and the machinery to make them, dental equipment.
>>675533
>>675557
>>675571
>>675572
>>675996
Was going to post about spent fuel rod pools. Glad someone is on the job. Those aren't just in a nearby place. They are dotted all over the world with very good distribution. There would be a nuclear holocaust once the generators ran out and the water boiled off.
>>675425
There's a movie about this, minus 1 human being left:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUqHECc5rPo
Not a place I'd want to be in the first couple of decades.
>>675481
>run out of food
no way that would happen
>>676157
If only some sort of device existed that would let that anon get into the billions of cans in stores and warehouses. Then again he has no mommy around to make him a sammich, so he would starve regardless.
I'd move from town to town, raiding libraries and bookstores as I stock up a few safe houses/supply caches to leave behind me for my next visit. Books, fuel, water, tp and such. For food I'd hunt and trap, maybe cultivate a few hard to pilfer patches of vegetables. Maybe leave maps/keys around for what with my terrible memory. Weed.
>>675425
first i would loot myself a tank
i would sleep in that tank
because after man is gone the bears and wolves will rule the earth
>>675425
Kill myself because without human interaction to look forward you would get crazy
>>675425
Survive for a little while but all of the nuclear plants on earth would eventually melt down and that would probably do me in.
>>675425
I'd break into pharmacies, steal oxy, and be dead in two months
>>676700
being crazy isn't bad, the transition is the only distressing part. get it done and out of the way as quickly as possible and you'll be a happy lunatic screaming nude from the mountaintops!
Make a robot servant or just enough to command by speech and do basic stuff for boring/laborious things, visit all historic sites around the world, make a statue or something that will last million of years, die.
But I live in an island so I have to learn how to fly a plane/ship and navigational stuff.
Wait I forgot, download porn.
>be me
>last person alive
>jerk off all day
>loot sperm bank
>drink all the sperm
>move to sanfran
>>675425
I'd get a boat to Africa, find some black women and start repopulating the world.
>>675425
Id go to the Puget sound. There is an island I know of with quite a bit of acreage and only one cabin with no electricity. Set up for the "simple life" I would move there, loot some stores to get some supplies, some rice, some seeds plenty of tools and equipment. Get some chickens, plenty of fishing gear and crab traps.
I would loot the libraries. I would live my life in a comfy cabin with a good garden, chickens for food and eggs, plenty of fish and crab for eating. Plenty of books to read.
>>676157
There isn't a lot of food that can be stored for more than a few years safely. A lot of foods go bad in a year or two, many canned foods become less safe after a few years, Even the "long term" foods only last a decade or more (hard grains like most of your wheats, spelt, white rice, Barley, oats, rye, dried beans) all of those will last 10-20 years.
Flour, canned meats, pastas, corn meal, powdered milk, canned veggies, nut butters and dried meats all will last 4-8 years or so
Salt, sugar and honey will last a lifetime.
>>675425
>What's the first thing you'd loot
the real doll factory
>>675425
Before first stop - local car dealer for apocalyptic new SUV or classic restored 4x4 bronco or blazer
First stop - local gunstore or police station for weapons, ammo and armor and tactical gear
2nd stop - local pharmacy or hospital for first aid and med supplies
3 rd stop - food stotre s for food
Road trip to the realdoll showroom for robot waifu to live out the the end of the world with while travelling around building bases in strategic locations.
Set up shop at MIT or someplace similar and build a society of robot companions
How can you even post here without knowing that nuclear reactors would go down the shitter?
>>677254
Radioactive immunity, don't let people tell you eating lead paint is bad
I'd visit the homes of some women I know in real life and also some famous women, pornstars even, search through their private stuff, hope for amateur porn, pictures, wear their underwear and masturbate in their bed.
>>677209
Holy shit, that thing is scary, i dont know if its uncanny valley or what.
>>675689
Sounds alright
>>675600
I'm down
I'd make a Tulpa and then develop them to the point where I believe it to be a real human with its own agency. It seems, via my research, that the traditional action to take at such a time is to destroy the Tulpa, but I'd keep mine until I went just utterly insane or died.
First thing I'd raid? Local pot shop. As for keeping busy... I'd probably make my way to the coast as quickly as possible and try to teach myself to sail. I'm guessing Hawaii is probably the safest place from radiation. Then I'd start a veggie, fruit, pot and poppy farm. No idea how safe the aquatic life would be to eat, or even swimming, so I'd probably just settle in for a long retirement of eating and being high off my ass all day.
>>677258
Kek
I'd go to a forest nearby and do anything I want, log as many gum trees and build myself a log cabin, hunt as many animals as I needed, just forget humanity ever happened, every now and then I would go to a big city just to see nature taking over little by little
>>677372
I'd probably wander around for a while exploring a bit, but eventually I'd just an hero desu
The thought of being in complete and absolute solitude is horrifying to me...
>>675571
>You can't shut down uranium and water needs to be pumped in and out to keep it cool.
Yes you can. When a reactor shuts down, the control rods go all the way in and the reaction stops. After that, everything starts to cool down and after THAT the reactor is totally inert forever.
>be in Idaho
>no humans left
>don't notice for like two weeks because farmland everywhere
>finally find out
"OH MY GOD I'M THE LAST MAN IN IDAHO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!"
>look around
>horses and cows kinda just stare at me
>cornstalks stare too
"fuck I don't like my new neighbors"
>just go back inside my house and talk to myself all day like usual
>and nothing of value was gained
>>675425
I'd go ahead and shoot myself in the head.
>>677452
Bootothead!!!
>>675425
Doge BITEME!,
, so i have to go around,, and open all the zoos?,
, getn busy!
>>675425
See how many famous landmarks I could jerk off on top of before I die. Oh and carve a giant dick onto Jefferson's face on Mount Rushmore.
I'd travel but first raid a gun store and some pot shops, then a king soopers or something for food, then I'd go camp for a bit.
>>675594
Lord, so glad that somewhere in asia its the factory of those realistic RealDoll2
>>675680
Gasoline does have a shelf life, so to say. May be a few years, but a decade from now we're all on foot.
> Step 1: soon as I wake up all alone, find a stable and collect a few horses.
>>678046
>but a decade from now we're all on foot.
Not really. Ever heard of a wood-gas conversion? Natural Gas engines are also fairly easy. Methane isn't that difficult to come by if you know what you are doing. Steam engines as well.
But mostly you are right. Without some technical knowledge, after a few years the gasoline goes bad, and distilling gasoline is NOT easy. So most people would be on foot. Or bicycle.
Find a station wagon and fill it up with my favorite clothes and books, get a shotgun, and go the house of every girl I ever had a crush on, carve my initials in the front porch or some shit b/c I'm a beta faggot. Then I'd just ride around the country for a bit until I find myself watching the sunset over the Grand Canyon, get in my car and drive right into it b/c I can't handle that much loneliness.
Try not to think about all of those animals that are going to die of thirst in the first week.
Or all those pets that are going to go feral and/or get eaten within the first month.
http://lifeafterpeople.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_power_plants
The nuclear thing wouldn't be THAT bad. I mean, yes you shouldn't go too close, but keeping a few miles between you and the closest plant wouldn't be that difficult, depending on where you live.
>>678053
Steam engines are cool so long as I'm on a railroad (starting at a museum) or raiding Jay Leno's collection.
get a rifle and handgun to deal with all the starving dogs that will be everywhere after the first day, and then a good 4x4 to go exploring in
next try and save a shitload of fresh/frozen food before it spoils, probably best to either find a costco etc and keep fueling their backup genny, or fill a bunch of refer trucks up and marshal them at my place.
then start scouting for a long term place, like some richfag prepper mountain retreat, and lure in female mountain lions to be my furry sex slaves
after that
>>678088
Fuck, yeah the wild dogs would become a menace. On my first day I'd run around rich neighborhoods releasing the tiny dogs into the wild with the hope of shrinking successive generations of feral dog to a fightable size.
Jesus, what about all those zoo animals?
>>678191
Good point, why would I drive a Porsche to Tierra del Fuego when I could ride a giraffe
>>675425
I would kill myself before the inhuman inhabitants find me.
>>675689
>black mamba.
Sounds a good way to die.
>>675561
I'd drive across Canada until I reachef coastal Washington. I'd explore the ruins of Seattle and Vancouver, and then would slowly make my way up the BC coast in a yacht. If I could sail across the Hecate Strait without dying, I'd eventually settle somewhere in Haida Gwaii. Would make sure to release any zoo animals on my way there, since it's my dream to see herds of wild elephants and lions in North America.
>>678586
Hell, now that I think of it, if sasquatches are actually real I'd probably try to find them. They'd be the closest things to humans left on Earth, aside from chimps or other great apes.
>>675680
>nuclear plants will boil over and explode eventually
Yeah, no, nowadays they have emergency control rods that drop in and rob all the free neutrons flying around and pretty much just instantly stop the fission process if/when anything goes wrong. That shit happens automatically and no human input is needed, so nuclear plants aren't in any real danger of melting down.
Get a badass car, probably a mustang, drive to Washington DC. Then I would jack off on everything: oval office desk, from the top of the Washington monument, stone Abe Lincoln's face, spirit of st Louis. Maybe a challenge would be to learn to fly a plane and travel the world, masturbating on all of the famous monuments.
I would go to lots of important government buildings and military bases in my country and see what sorts of secrets I could discover. Then travel the world in the vain hope I'm not the last guy, visit important locations.
>>675425
I'd go to Greece, find some ruins, and get as fit as possible for the rest of my life
>>677213
I would do EXACTLY the same thing but throw in a stop at the animal shelter and the bookstore.
>>679436
Why, you're already the strongest man on earth
OP here.
I'd be interested in exploring Asia and Africa but with all navigation systems out of commission it'd be too dangerous to try to cross the Atlantic. Instead I'd set up base in Alaska, wait for winter, then take a dogsled across the Bering Strait. Then I'd move down the coast to China until the roads were clear of snow and I could start driving again. I'd have the whole of Afro-Eurasia to spend my life exploring.
Option 2: figure out how to cryogenically freeze myself for six million years until all plastic has disintegrated, all buildings are overgrown, ecosystems balanced, and the world is as it should be.
>>679540
The Bering Straight doesn't freeze solid in the winter. It's got really strong currents so there's almost always open channels. Your best chance would be hopping from ice flow to ice flow and just hoping the currents would send those flows in the right direction.
You'd be better off attempting in the summer with a boat.
>>678046
What are bicycles and horses?
>>678191
From an evolutionary point of view the eventual outcome would be so fucking cool
African savannah animals adapting to Europe or the north American wilderness. Planet of the apes etc. Assuming they could escape and breed of course.
I would probably head south, try to live out my life with my dog. If all went well I could hopefully find enough supplies and equipment till isolation sets in and I kill myself. Assuming I don't kill myself, I would probably hit up feed stores (food will spoil in a week, livestock feed keep for years). After that I would hit up every liquor and tobacco store I could find because by that point I would need a drink and a dip.
Chances are that I will off myself or die well before the reactors blow, but there are a thousand of other things that could go wrong, like disease.
Assuming I made it to spring, I would probably be tempted to go to all the places I am currently not allowed to go to, but chances are that I would never make it to were I was going.
On any account, it would be the greatest and worst time of my life.
Try to wake up from my coma
>>679563
Some people are actually planning on doing this before civilization collapses.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleistocene_rewilding
everyone is posting 'explore the world' but i think it might be a little harder than that, because if you wanted to go to yourope from the usa, you would have to cross the ocean in a boat by yourself? or teach yourself how to fly a plane and fly over there....basically you are going to be stuck in the part of the world you are living right now. usa fags can go to south america and such but tahts about it, and yourope fags can go almost everywhere, asia, africa, ect...but i dont thing 'explore the world' is really a good option.
I'd break into the local food stores and binge on chocolate and crackers until they expire. Then I don't know, maybe collect doges
>>675592
>I once posted on wizardchan that even the most introverted autist needs some sort of human interaction and I got banned.
this holds only for normies and other hedonists.
>>679917
I think the boat option is safer than learning to fly option. Obviously you'd have to prep for a while, finding the right boat and making sure you could actually navigate successfully, have the fuel and supplies. The boat must be big enough to cross the ocean successfully but not so big that it needs more than a one person crew.
But with good planning it's doable.
>>679925
I guess you wont have any shortage of time to plan for your trip so a solo boat trip would work
basically you would have to start slaughtering your own meat within a day or 2 of being 'the only one left' because the power would be out, meaning no refrigeration. shouldn't be to hard to find a farm with all the veggies growing though...
how long does it take for gas to go bad and become unusable? a year or more?
>>679961
>gas to go bad and become unusable
2 months for degradation to start in a vehicle. Stabilizer is recommended for anything being stored/not run longer.
For total breakdown I would bet years.
>>679961
>slaughtering your own meat
why waste time on that when there's gonna be tons of freeze dried and canned food to loot?
>>679977
and to add, yes I know they have an expiration date, but some products can last a couple decades
you have a long time before you need to worry about becoming a farmer
>>680144
running a farm is hard work and takes a lot of no-how. anyone without farming experience is going to have a bad time trying to keep animals alive and healthy, and fed, all by themselves. fuck that, eating already existing foods vs. humping ass on a farm 20hrs a day? the answer is simple. you must be shrooming if you think otherwise.
>>680144
Yes I would.
>>680147
this guy gets it, I mean it's the end of the world and maybe if I want a nice steak I can gun down a cow but for everyday meals I'm not gonna waste my time hunting, butchering and planting vegetables when I have plans to travel around the country and eventually to other countries.
>>680147
Having been a farmer for four years, and gardener my whole life, I can tell you this really isn't true. At the very least, it makes sense to have a few plants that don't require maintenance. Fruit trees for instance, rarely require care. Cherry tomatoes will produce all season, and for years after if you bring them in in the winter. Raspberries require no work at all.
Many plants will reseed themselves and once a garden is established you can let the weeds grow. I've had gardens where I just tilled everything under, planted my seeds and taken fruits and veggies all year. Its really only a lot of work if you're trying to maximize yields or have competition-level produce. Neither of which matter if all you're looking to do is keep yourself fed.
>>680147
see >>680166
>>680153
one person driving around the country is going to make like zero impact on any crops and wildlife/livestock in whichever area they are staying unless you decide to hold up for a few weeks in a certain area...i guess that you could literally kill a new animal and only eat one day's worth of food in every area you go to and nothing is going to change....its not like you would have to 'go hunting' for a cow or chickens if you come across a farm and yea i guess i could see how canned food and shit would hold you over in the mean time, but still i think i would want to have at least some sort of 'fresh' food available to me.
>>680196
it's the end of the world and you want to work a farm.. just think about it, work is over
Anybody with any big dams around them is going to have a hard time when the dams start failing and start to wash out all the bridges. Most dams still have to be open and closed manually.
>>680199
dude. id rather have some fresh fruits and veggies than fucking canned corn and sardines.....im saying that eventually you would become a scavenger to find shit that has already been planted and just take some of that.
>>675425
Go e/x/plore Area 51
And those archives where they put the ark of the covenant in that Indiana Jones movie
I would first go home and spend a while fixing my van because I'm in no rush. Then I would fill the van with supplies to survive. I would also bring books, and a guitar and ukulele to learn. And then I would go on a cross country roadtrip around the U.S and visit every national park, beach, anywhere that just sounds interesting. If animals are still alive, I would start hunting and fishing and get a pet of some sort. Then after I finish the U.S I would go to other countries to explore. I would do this by finding a super expensive 30 something foot sailboat, take it, and start sailing around the world visiting every country. I would learn to kayak and surf, Master a couple intruments, and definietly summit a couple peaks. Life would be great and even better because there would be no light pollution so nothing but starry nights
>>675425
>all of humanity disappeared off the face of the earth
i have MS. i'd have to blow my brains out i guess
>>680304
All those talents and no one to show them off to, though...
>>675425
Get a good shelter up in the N of the state. Gather food and water. Then find a better shelter with well, preferably farm land, gather equipment. Gather communication (I'd be constantly searching for other people) and military equipment. All terrain vehicle that is capable of taking a lot of extra fuel and all that. At some point before I feel satisfied with that stuff, I will need fapping material. Eventually that will get old and I will start off wandering, hopefully with a decent mobile communications set up. A few years of that and I'll likely become obsessed with making the perfect companion since I can't find anyone. Oh who am I kidding, I'm almost to that point now.
>>677525
>>675425
Horly Crap!, eyes cross., 6 daysof nosleep., running on coffee and dryed fruit.,
,, geto a little city Zoo ,,, animals allstarve kill., did what i could.
,,,guess ill go visit withelephants and giraffe in Sandiego.,, dont, snuggle, Bonobos,, its a TRAP!
Get a black wife, it's not like anyone would know then.
>>675425
I'll go jackin it in San Deigo!
>>679917
>but i dont thing 'explore the world' is really a good option.
Agreed, I’d look for a nicely set-up home out on a large chunk of land in the semi-rural-suburban-transition-zone and take up residence, periodically scouting around the area for supplies and gear and such.
>>680166
>Having been a farmer for four years, and gardener my whole life,
you are not a farmer. Farming is like royalty, you are born into it. Just because I know you are going to reply about how your hobby farm is a real farm, do me the favor and specify how many acres of crops you work, or how many head of livestock you manage. I am willing to bet that your "farming" is nothing more than a 20 acre hobby farm that you keep a garden and some cattle and horses (or goats, its always goats with you people) on.
>>678702
So what happened in Fukushima? Is this actually true for plants all over the world? Russia?
>>682743
Hate to break it to you but some people can have full fledged farms on 10 acres. Yes, I get it, you have a 400 acre + farm and it's been in your family for 600 years and 2000 generations and nobody knows the sorrow you've been through.
10-20 acres aren't necessarily a hobby. They can fully sustain a family and then some.
I would probably go to all the locations where the public isn't usually allowed to go. Sit in the Oval Office, search the inside of the "shed" at Area 51, go to the top of the Empire State Building and watch the sunset from the top floor. After going around the U.S and some of Canada, I would finally put that flight-sim knowledge to use and fly a plane across the Atlantic, and do the same shit in Europe and Asia. I would explore Parliament, Buckingham Palace, Palace of Versailles, go to Italy and get a Lamborghini or Porsche, I would probably spend some time in the Vatican pretending to be the Pope before leaving and driving extremely fast on the Autobahn just for the thrill of it, and spend my time exploring Europe's "secret locations" extensively. Then I would make my way into Asia, hitting the major cities and cultural sights along the way. I would probably spend some time in Istanbul and immerse myself in the vast history it offers. Finally after exploring the world and all it has to offer, I would most likely spend my time flying (if I could), driving, or sailing to anywhere and everywhere. The last place I would go is to Japan, and explore the remains of Akihabara, go up Tokyo tower etc, before finally ending my journey at the house of Kentaro Miura. I would most likely an hero there, but before I do....I would take a shit on his desk....because now I would never know the end to fucking Berserk!
>>680306
what`s Ms?
I`d go to the biggest stadium nearby and play a gig for me and the universe
>>682781
Multiple sclerosis
>>682759
>Yes, I get it, you have a 400 acre + farm and it's been in your family for 600 years and 2000 generations and nobody knows the sorrow you've been through.
You have me all wrong friend. My family is all farmers, I am not. I do have 32 acres that I keep cattle on, but I am the first to admit its a hobby farm and not a real farm.
>10-20 acres aren't necessarily a hobby. They can fully sustain a family and then some.
Assuming you have 20 tillable acres you are looking at less than 850 bushels of beans per year, since beans are around $9 a bushel that puts you at $7650 for a year before we consider any costs of production.
just to throw some more numbers out there, that comes to
>$11900 for corn
>$8690 for rye
>$5610 for wheat
>$3400 for tobacco
>$5000-$10000 depending on type, weather conditions, and amount of cuttings for hay
Again, not including any costs of production.
Now please post your goats and tell me about your "real" farm.
>>682938
pretty sure he means sustain as in "eat" and not "pay for all living expenses"
>>679837
Creeped me out just a little, tiny bit.
>>675425
Probably find a nice house in my city to live in with plenty of quality land & greenhouses around it, get my crops going and then go loot a library.
Anyone who finds this topic intriguing should find and watch this movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quiet_Earth_(film)
It's not quite last-person-on-earth but is pretty close.
What books would everyone take if you were to loot a bookstore?
I'd steer the fuck away from nuclear power plants.
>>684222
fml, I have 1 about 30 miles from me and there's no way, other than boat, for me to leave without going within 10 miles or less of it.
>>684265
Who's going to stop you from taking a boat?
>>682953
>Hate to break it to you but some people can have full fledged farms on 10 acres.
I'M not so sure.
On any account this hobby farming bullshit has got to go. So sick of everyone and their cousin buy 10 acres and a few chickens and pretending they are farmers. My local feed store that I have gone to since I was a boy turned into a "country store" and now sells nothing but clothes, over priced knives, bulk candy, and assorted "rustic" decor. I now get to drive an hour out of my way to the feed mill and buy it directly, and it's all thanks to the fucking hobby farmers.
I'd quickly be eaten by a pack of dogs, the new masters of earth
>>675425
>where would you go?
The nearest penthouse maybe, or supermarket
>What would you do to keep busy?
Scrounge for food and water, play vidya, get /fit/, study how to make stuff
>What's the first thing you'd loot?
A gun. In case I don't feel like being the last human in the world anymore, or when I finally build my dream home
>>677270
That doll's pretty disturbing too
>>684280
I actually have multiple boats. It just wouldn't be the most efficient way to leave. Then again, it's Armageddon so I guess I've got time... There's some pretty sweet boats at the marinas too. I mean shit that's at least 2-25X the size of my house.
>>684593
hey anon, how about you go fuck your pretentious self in the ass?
>>684616
>play vidya
How long do you think power is staying on? I suppose you've got 10 years or so of batteries for PSP/3DS type games though.
>>684593
It's not hobby farmers anon
It's because being "country" is in now
I cant even go to NAILE anymore because of all the bedazzled skinny jeans, people taking selfies with the farm animals and brokeback cowboys. I have to buy store brand jeans now because the Wranglers I've worn for 30 years are $40 a pair now. I really wish the fad would die.
>>684727
God, I haven't been to NAILE in years, last time I went, we got absolutely buried in the southdown show. Since then, we got out of sheep completely, and into cows, but we can't even win the county fair here, so there is no point.
alaska, some cabin in the woods
>>676733
Anon... so do I. If there is a melt down there is no way anyone could get out in time.
>>679540
GPS would work for a couple years at least, the satellites wont fall from orbit for like 10ish years i think
Id drive around giant cruise ships and let them collide into things while i paddle away in a safety boat. That would be my first 2 weeks.
>where would you go
I really have absolutely no idea. I would probably stay where I am for now. Spend some time in Southern Cascadia, probably. Maybe get bored with my surrounding and start doing the nomad things, make a settlement in different areas around the US.
>What's the first thing you'd loot?
Assuming I'm aware everyone is gone? Meat, and lots of it. Cure, smoke, and jerky what I can. Eat whatever fruits/veggies/baked goods off the shelf I can stomach to eat raw on my way to go collect it.
That shit will be fucking gone and I will probably never have that kind of variety in my life again. I'm actually pretty fine with a bland, samey diet, but that shit will get boring. Cook a few last meals with perishables.
Secondary to that would be breaking into/breaking animals out of pet stores and shelters in my area, because I'm not a dick and I would like to keep whichever ones take a liking to me. This might come first, depends on how much forewarning I have/how much of a shock this is to me. I'd probably be pretty depressed, honestly. I'm a recluse, but I like my social interaction, and family.
In a "well the spirit of the exercise is more about fun shit, you autist" kind of way, I mean, I'd probably break more shit for fun than I would loot for fun. I mean, why not, really? I have all the time in the fucking world to go grab whatever the fuck else I want.
>where would you go?
South Texas coast
>what would you do?
Hunt and fish
>first thing you'd loot
Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World
>>682757
Fukushima failed because it got swamped by a tsunami, most nuclear plants aren't in danger of that
Chernobyl happened because of shit reactor design
A Chernobyl could physically never happen with a modern or upgraded plant
>>679965
What about diesel?
Is it like a paranomal thing where everything keeps running like electricity or is it like tokyo jungle where every human dissapeared and only animals and I are around?
>>688235
Water and diesel bug are your biggest dangers, the fuel itself doesn't break down as quick as petrol but either of them will ruin a fuel pump if run through it.
I'd travel to the local health food tore, and stock up on medicine. Pharmacies will exist still obvs. but can you get good poop medicine at a pharmacy? Nope.
So I'd also visit every plant store, and grocery store for seeds that I'd scatter and revisit to brand with runes, telling the stories of our mythological idols and their powerlessness to save us. And about the trees themselves too,
My memory will be ancient trees that will carry on some of the ancient legacies. Like big juicy apples to die for. And the otter people will benefit from my herbalism knowledge. thousands of years from now.
>>684711
solar power ya know
>All these people not noting down what happened so that any visiting aliens in the far off future will know what happened.
>>679908
I'd try to let em all out honestly. See what happens.
It'd be tricky letting the dangerous predators out, but I'd do my best.
Also, I'd probably raid a hunting/camping store, grab all the weapons/supplies I'd ever want or need, go to the motorcycle dealership near my place and swap out my old DR650 for something a bit more modern and nicer, load that bitch up, and ride back up north to Maine where I'm originally from. From there I'd probably just adopt a cat or a dog or something and then build myself a small cabin and do whatever I wanted until I got old or suicidal and died
>>682757
Human error. There are more nuclear plants than fukushima and they all shut down fine.
>>675425
I'd go to the library and take out books on agriculture. Then i would go and find a dog and walk to the countryside and claim a farmstead.
I would probably raid some survival/shtf stores for food so I didnt have to spend literally all my time working on food production to survive.
In my spare time I would go on road trips and day hikes out to the oregon coast and state natural areas, then study Plato and Aristotle and write the final treatise of humanity before committing suicide.
>>675963
How would you travel the world? You can't sail the Atlantic or pacific alone without decades of experience, and aeroplanes are right out. Everybody in this thread is saying they'd ship off to some foreign land but unless you are already in engand/scotland/contiental Eurasia ur fucked m9.
>>682757
fukushima was subject to a natural disaster, modern reactors are self limiting and wont melt down if unattended
i would find a shit ton of drugs and make my own weed farm, smoking weed and reading all the books that i can find
>>680306
>not locating pharmas and raiding their interferon stock
>>688097
>shit reactor design
more importantly, it had idiots who bypassed mutiple safety mechanisms to dick around with tests
I'd hit print shops and print off as much useful information off the internet as I could before networks begin to crash. Unfortunately, libraries are pretty obsolete when it comes to up-to-date information and DIY advice.
Don't know if anyone said this yet, here's what I'd do: swipe a nice ass car from a dealership, load up with some food and my guns, drive to Washington D.C. Piss on the White House lawn, walk through the halls of the White House smashing shit until i get to the presidents office and read all the secret shit, and that book that all the presidents write in. Then probably area 51 to find out whats all out there
>>691915
It's in the library of congress, haven't you seen National Treasure Book of Secrets?
National Treasure 3 is coming and we get to find out what was on page 47. w00t! y'all
>>675425
There would be a huge abundance of tinned food for the first few years until it goes bad, then it's time to hunt, fish and forage, I'd tool around going from one place to another, I'd get myself a gun for hunting and protection from wild animals, I'd do that until I got bored and then try and find some place fat and comfy to see out my remaining years, people who live alone tend to die early so my guess is I'd be dead in about 20 years or so.
First I would go to my family, hoping that by some miracle they might still be alive, just like I am alive.
When I find out that they're not I think I will cry. After some time this will settle. Now I would try to find some way to get all my music, seems pretty important as emotional support.
Find out how to hunt, skin, fish, cook etc. properly.
Then wait for spring and go to some fjords in Norway.
That would be horrible. In any case of that happening I would have to take over a farm and tend to the animals and harvest all alone.
Else than that, I'd take all the food and eat what expires first. Go to the hospital and apothecary and take all the drugs and first aid equipment.
Then just live life all miserable and lonely. That has got to be the worst fate.
>>692634
I don't know.
I feel like television, robot companions, real dolls and pet dogs could stave off insanity.
>walk city to city
>vist Rome, London, Paris, Istanbul and all the amazing country and Capitals
>spend a months chilling in each place
>befriend a pack of dogs, become alpha
>watch as the world collapses
>>675425
Well I'd walk to my fathers house to pick up the doge's, then I suppose I would go to the city to stock up on books, clothing, outdoors gear and the like. Then I would find a nice wilderness spot not too far from the city with a clean water source and set up camp. I'd probably kill myself once my dogs died, unless I found more.
First, I would go to the fast food chains and get what ever is in the heating tray and it put it in a cooler.
Then I'd go to the local gun store or military base to find some weaponry.
Then I'd go to my childhood home, shove all the fast food in the fridge of whoever lives there.
Then I would take a truck, go to all the local malls and grab all the canned food and vegetables, plus rice and empty the drug stores of their antibiotics and other useful stuff.
Finally I would go to a furniture store and grab myself a bed.
That's just the first day.
>>692773
Second day I would retrieve a generator, and all that I require for a giant solar array.
Probably also visit a hardware store and leave with a stupid amount of stuff.
Third day I would go retrieve a nice car, nice furniture and entertainment setup and search for more food.
Fourth day I would start sealing the rice and flour away
Fifth day to whenever I die I would work on the solar array, renovate the house, farm, masturbate, watch movies, read books
>>675425
i would do
>everything
but first i would do this TO do list
lose my V card
>oh shit
>>675460
we all would get dogs to fill the emptyness.
>>675425
Find a nice car
find a nice doge
raid local military base for nice weapons
travel all over Europe
test every all the cars I want on all the roads/tracks
visit all the historic places I've always wanted to visit which are now even more cool because of being postapocalyptic
release all animals in major zoos (if anything goes wrong I have guns for self-protection)
train doge
canoe in Norwegian fjords
sit under an olive tree in Greece and be the only major philosopher of my time
travel all over Asia
ride a motorcycle on the great wall of China
go to North Korea and live at Kim's place for a few days
go back to the cities where I let loose zoo animals and see what they have been up to
if I ever want to end the ride I'll just start learning base jumping with trial and error method. would be the best way to die under any circumstances
>>675425
I'd go to the nearest zoo and start fucking chimps and other apes that are genetically close enough to humans in order to start a new, super human ape hybrid race. I'd promptly move on to the next nearest place of ape inhabitants and continue my glorious mission from God.
>>679908
>moose and bears not changing a bit
Damn straight they're perfect.
NA wildlife GOAT.
Gas, diesel and a place for storage.
Then seeds, cattle/pigs/goats/sheep/horses whatever I can find most of easiest.
Guns/ammo
Might even let all the animals loose from local farms. Let them try to survive nature in herds so they have a chance.
It'd be a hard life but without my own source of independent food things could become unexpectedly fucked.
Well seeing as how I'm a virgin and my life goal is to get bareback sex, my first thought was an hero because all the girls would be gone forever and there would be no reason to live.
But a few seconds later I remembered that I'm totally cool with bestiality and now all of the horses and other big enough for my dick animals will be completely unguarded, and I can use the internet to pinpoint all their locations, go to them, and fuck them.
I'd make it my mission to fuck every mammal (that is pysiologically capable of taking my dick) in existence, no matter where I have to go on Earth to find them, and no matter what I have to do to subdue them.
>>693407
An hero as soon as possible.
>>678250
>I would kill myself before the inhuman inhabitants find me.
But Anon. If all the humans vanished, you are the inhuman,
>>692979
>I'd go to the nearest zoo and start fucking chimps and other apes that are genetically close enough to humans in order to start a new, super human ape hybrid race.
Soviets tried that. Didn't work.
>>675425
>where would you go?
walk every day while listening to Johnny Cash, I will stay at home at first but then move on to a rich place
>What would you do to keep busy?
use solar panels to play video games, get /fit/, found a dog, destroy stuff and go to museums and libraries
>What's the first thing you'd loot?
guns, and shoot shit
>humanity disappears
>some billionaires/world leaders still around
>not human
¿¿¿???
>reptilians confirmed
>wake up to nohumans
>first thing first, aquire tank
>locate nearest dildo factory
>cover tank in biggest dildos available
>hitch fuel tank to tank, fill with diesel
>roam the earth in my dicktank shooting things with cannon until I expend worlds supply of ammo
>life was good
I would get me all the shit i ever dreamed of.
Supercars, racing cars, toppest tier fishing gear, everything i can get my hands on.
Fleshlights and lube for those lonely blueball nights.
Shoot all the guns, see all the sights, drive all the roads at the highest speeds. And then when im tired of it all, id probably try to fly a fighter jet, or push my dream car over the limit and die that way....
