Are there any girls on this board? What are you into?
>>671101
I think necromancer is kill. But she was a dike anyways so no loss
>>671101
Hair and shopping.
>>671101
That filename amuses me. I don't get to start many fires when I'm /out/ with my wife, she likes to do it and is good at it.
>>671101
>What are you into?
>on 4chan
Probably cam whoring and anal would be my first guess..
>>671184
Absolutely epic XD
I like hiking with my dog and husband and snowshoeing in the winter.
I've also camped, snowboarded, skied, rock-climbed, and whitewatwer kayaked as well but I don't do any of those activities enough to feel defined by them.
>>671163
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>>671163
REKT'D in the second post
/thread
Hiking/backpacking, kayaking, hunting. Kind of want to get into fishing. I mostly just lurk unless someone says something particularly stupid.
Why do you care? Trying to fuel your nighttime fantasies of having an /out/ girlfriend?
>>671432
>I mostly just lurk unless someone says something particularly stupid.
because then you know you fit right in, amrite?
>>671432
Was just curious honestly.
Eh, I'm mostly here for the gardening posts. The only camping I've done is the usual camping with family and my yearly camping at the fairgrounds for the woodcarvers event.
There are no girls on the internet
sage
>>671464
>There are no girls on the internet
>There are no girls on the internet because they've got better shit to do than post stale memes
Fix'd
>>671101
Probably same stuff you're into OP
Lots of stuff really , but lately its been cucking my husband and trying to find a new boyfriend so I can leave his ass.
I figure I will need the new BF for around six months till the divorce is final and I will be financially secure.
I am a lady
Backpack camping, trekking, hiking, but more passionately I am into living off the land. Can not do that yet, too young with obligations in the city
>>671631
not OP but I doubt it
>>671631
Okay.
>>671631
true, I like guys just like the OP. (Except better looking).
>>671184
Obviously that's what you're doing on 4chan.
On a board about outdoor recreation.
>>671101
Statistically 4chan is almost half women. I don't knwo about this board. I'm a woman, and I hike, camp, and kayak, and am into some survival stuff.
Women on /out/ aren't that different than men here, I'd imagine, except we have to pack menstrual supplies in our kits for long trips.
>"the same things as guys are teehee"
Does no one on the internet understand when someone is attempting conversation?
This is where you say where you're from, what you do, etc. I think OP just wanted to talk to /out/ girls.
>>671679
Thats fucked up
>>672511
>I think OP just wanted to talk to /out/ girls.
The girls on /out/ likely understand that -- they've surely had many men on the Internet try to talk with them.
>>672511
if I was a girl I think I would have kept that a secret, anons start sperging out and get downright hostile if they do.
>>671196
a woman posts and its one of the few to not get responded to.
>>671432
yes on the latter part anon
woman are whore
>>671101
yeah, I have a few providers. I go regularly on WE trips with each one to solidify the bonding. plus sex in the woods like beasts is always good.
>>672741
ebic, simply ebic :^)
>>672752
>providers
wat
>>671457
What do you grow?
>>671679
I genuinely lol'd
I know it's a shitpost but it just struck me for some reason.
>>672497
Where the hell are you getting statistics on an anonymous image board?
>>672497
>menstrual supplies
Inb4 those menstrual cup boiling in a pot of water to clean it then making food debate
>>671440
Kek a forward grip lol gunna have to clear corners I'm this desert
>>671440
Kek dust covers open
Idk bout women on the board, but my gf almost froze to death while camping in the yard with me.
Last night's temp - 22°F
She's using:
MMS Intermediate bag
2 pairs of socks
2pairs of pants
1 hoodie
1 hat
1 scarf
1 blanket in bag
1 jacket stuffed in bag
1 sleeping mat
I'm using:
1 Kelty Down 20
1 pair of wool socks
1 small blanket
Basic base layer
Are women just bad at /out/ in general?
>>671496
>no girls on the internet because they've got better shit to do than post stale memes
like hair & shopping.... and making muh sammich
>>672497
>pack menstrual supplies
You should NOT be going innawoods if you're bleeding. It's downright stupid and dangerous. Animals will catch that funky scent and all hell will break loose.
Bear country? You may as well kiss your ass goodbye.
>>673080
http://www.livescience.com/22688-myth-bears-attack-menstruating-women.html
Bears don't care about menstrual blood because it doesn't smell like thier prey.
Sharks either:
http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2012/08/do-menstruating-women-attract-shark-attacks
Polar bears are the only exception but I don't live on an ice sheet, so that's not an issue.
>>673058
>camping in the yard
>-22f
>+20 bag
no, you're just retarded.
>>673080
you are incorrect.
>>673058
I also have the Kelty Down 20 but in the short size as I'm a small woman. I think it's less that they are bad at it, more they were never taught the skills as kids and therefore never developed the interest. Girl Scouts just doesn't teach the same skills as Boy Scouts and it really, really should.
Women also sleep colder than men, according to studies and generally require a warmer sleeping bag or an added liner or blanket for the same bag, and warmer/more layers when it's cold outside. Less muscle generates less heat.
Teach her about it and get her what she needs. Don't let your gf freeze to death.
>>672714
This, women on here rarely reveal they are women and when they do they are immediately called 'attention whores' and berated even if it was relevant. /out/ hasn't been as bad as places like /fit/ and /v/, but it's still a risk to mention you're a woman, even to explain your gear [like why you have a short sleeping bag or are looking for a clothing item in XXS]
>>672793
>Inb4 those menstrual cup boiling in a pot of water to clean it then making food debate
If you're not cooking for another person, why not? It's your own bodily fluids and it's in boiling water anyway.
But not if you're sharing food. That would be gross.
>>673092
uh, no, actually I'm not incorrect, but what the hell, have fun.
>>673114
>>673092
Here's some articles and studies about bears and menstruation:
http://www.bear.org/website/bear-pages/black-bear/how-do-black-bears/178-how-do-black-bears-respond-to-menstrual-odors.html
http://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/menstruation_data.html
http://www.bearstudy.org/website/images/stories/Publications/Reactions_of_Black_Bears_to_Human_Menstrual_Odors.pdf
http://boingboing.net/2012/08/21/3-facts-about-bears-and-lady-b.html
http://scicurious.scientopia.org/2012/02/03/friday-weird-science-does-your-menstrual-blood-attract-bears/
>>672732
>mention husband as activity partner
>no one responds
Really this thread is about trying to find a single /out/ girl to chat up
>>673058
>camping in the yard
No I think it was you was bad at /out/. She was just cold.
>>671101
No. If there is, they only want attention as being a Le XDDD GRILZ STRONK!
>>673119
> chatting up girls on international board
> girls here probably live nowhere near you
>>673144
You think that's bad? Men will pretend to be a girl's friend to try to trick them into sex, and get pissed off when they fail. And whine. A lot. About something called the"friendzone."
>>673091
>not realizing the "-" was separating the temperature from text.
>>673093
Her sleeping bag was rated to 0°. I understand that women sleep colder than men.. I figured she had more than ample insulation including the fleece blanket and jacket inside her bag.
>>673122
>not testing your gear before heading on a 5 day backpacking trip through the smokies.
Ok anon, if you say so.
>>673093
>Girl Scouts just doesn't teach the same skills as Boy Scouts and it really, really should
Do you really want to learn how to get anally raped by a gay faggot?
>>671757
Give me some info like kik or something. Been doing that for a while. Love helping people.
I guess this thread didn't go as bad as it could have. But close.
>>673310
You actually attempted this joke.
>>673344
at least he tried anon.
what did you do besides criticize?
>>673119
attention whore detected
>>673185
B.S.A taught me vodka & weed, plus a absolute shitload of useful stuff. Wouldn't trade that experience for the world.
No gay sex though. I learned that on my own long after....
>>672497
>aren't that different than men
Except they are worse at being outdoors
>>673132
Met my gf on /b/ of all places and we've met irl 4 times (we live 400 miles apart)
Either someone is moving or it's going to end, we both know that.
>>673941
damn thats sad, you both must be ugly as fuck.
>>674092
Oddly enough we're not. It's a miracle.
We want to travel up north where we can camp out there to make love (I know it's fucking cheesy but I'm still getting to cum in her dammit, cut me some slack) under the unadulterated night sky/ northern lights.
In order to do that I'm here to learn ab/out/ sex.
>>673941
>my gf
>irl 4 times
I laughed
>>674326
Meh
Skype has been invaluable otherwise this would have never got as far as it did.
And 4 times in 6 months isn't too bad. That's more frequent than troops on deployment.
>>671679
MGTOW reflecting?
>>673941
Are you guys on open relationship that allows to have sex with other people? Otherwise your relationship seems perfect to get cheated on.
Fishing fish and Slav bonfires
>>674569
Maybe, maybe not :^)
>>671105
I'm still alive.
>>673058
In general, yes, extremely bad
They are worse about it in every way than men due just to genetics
Its the same for military service, they just aren't as capable
>>674768
No me
>>673093
women need to learn far less than men, since men love to please women and love to love this.
>>674772
>Its the same for military service, they just aren't as capable
they do not need to be capable. and men turn ultimately their capacity into satisfying women....
>>675084
>they do not need to be capable
That's good, because they aren't
>>674772
i don't think it really matters man, i'm not the best in /out/ing but i'm not the worst either judging by some of the threads we get, i plan according to my limits and i don't do anything stupid, i'd hike with bf but i don't have because i'm autistic and talk to trees
>>675134
>i'm autistic and talk to trees
What do they say?
>>675231
that OP is a huge faggot
I can be anything you want me to be
>>675267
I wouldn't have guessed that trees could be that intelligent
This thread is saddening : /
There's a female llamanon on /an/ whose single if anyone in Indiana is interested.
>>>/an/2036865
>>675436
That desperate for attention, eh?
>>675436
LOL... That's the same chick who had been posting pics on /soc/ for a long time until she got busted by a friend. She's only 16.
>>675490
>16
Just became interesting
>>675551
Damn, wrong box
>>673097
> hasn'r earned his Red Wings yet
Some day, sonny.
It's not that bad.
It's not bad at all.
>>673148
Not all men do that shit, especially anyone in a lasting relationship and older than 15-20.
>>675999
You can never get too comfortable on 4chan.
>>676005
Yeah but outs my comfy board :(
>>676042
baby I can take care of you
https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g
>Wasn't born a girl
>Can't be a qt athletic girl
>Will never get to take advantage of all the clearance sales at EMS on high-end gear since women never buy good outdoor gear
>>676291
Body of a teenage boy
>>676296
all hot girls have the body of a teenage boy. just skip the delusion and accept that you want to fuck teenage boys
>>676296
>body of a teenage boy
uh, not at all. That ass....
reminder that any man in a relationship is a cuck and asks for it.
>>676291
Excellent figure!
10/10 would string out on meth and beat with a car antenna!
>>673080
I hope you didn't believe in /out/ oldest meme.
>>676440
I don't bleed and I don't camp w/ bitches so no worries for me.
I have camped w/ bleeding bitches before and could elaborate but y'all have your 'facts' and own opinions so I'll keep my tales of woe from the heart of black bear woods to myself.
As I said before, good luck!
Mostly into rock climbing,hiking and horse riding Sometimes I mountain bike, I enjoy trail running too. In fact In fact I think I enjoy all /out/ activities because I also love kayaking. But I like cooking/baking as well as /in/ activity
Hiking, biking, fishing, kayaking, gradening- flowers and veggies. I have a small backyard but can get away with growing raspberries, 3-4 tomato plants, sunflowers (if the squirrels don't get to them first), carrots and radishes. Will try to expand this year.
>>676549
Gardening.
Can't spell on mobile apparently
>>676549
looks nice, where is this?
>>676296
> with man shoulders
>>676042
/out/ is no place for a women, especially one with thin skin.
you are accepted here as long as you lurk or remain anon and non gender.
If you want the men here to behave better then pls go.
this is a male space.
>>675638
tastes like pennies
>>675999
aaaaaaahhh muffin, did your feelings get hurted?
>>676822
Married man here, the only person who looks bad here are you bitter ass virgins.
So threatened by the idea of a girl posting on an image board, fucking lol.
>>673080
>they think grizzly or hungry black bears will ignore menstrual blood
>>676826
I wouldn't hate women so much if they weren't so fucking annoying and weak
>>676466
>I have camped w/ bleeding bitches before and could elaborate but y'all have your 'facts' and own opinions so I'll keep my tales of woe from the heart of black bear woods to myself.
I call bullshit.
>>676795
>this is a male space.
Here's your (you)
>>676820
Jesus christ, why do you know that?
>>676860
There are some terrifying women out there with huge muscles and, hmmm, now that I think of it they take testosterone and steroids. I guess that makes them men since I'm pretty sure they stop menstruating and their clits are bigger than some penises.
>>675999
I've noticed a lot of new trip and name fags around recently too
Mark my words, nothing will drop content quality quicker than them, if you think this place was getting bad just wait till they start to post more
>>676584
White Mountains in NH. This was going up Mt. Jefferson
>>676981
>I call bullshit
That is absolutely your right.
>>677078
Coleman makes the best outdoor products.
>>676438
>beat with a car antenna
kek
>>671101
if she's a redhead, ?
>>676860
>I wouldn't hate women so much if they weren't so fucking annoying and weak
lel, no.
you are the little worm, not women. women have always wanted to have easier lives than men and men agree to provide for them, especially through sex now.
women are far smarter than men, to the extend that men like you think that women are weaker than men.
>>677700
>smarter
>to the extend
typo or just showing your less erudite side?
>>676981
>>this is a male space.
>Here's your (you)
I don't understand what you mean here
>>678135
He meant there's your reply, my Aspergerian friend.
>>678156
But what was his reply?
well there are only two types of women
-the whore, who loves money and sex.
-the slut, who loves sex and money
>>678494
He fell for the /r9k/ meme
>>678494
Why are they so horrible?
;_;
>>671464
You mean every time a girl posts anywhere on this website the thread derails with turbospergs who haven't ever talked to a girl before, so they just don't discuss their gender or whatever.
>>678494
Most of that's clearly just the delusions of a bitter beta. Also as someone who's bought morning-after pills on several occasions, they are most certainly NOT "nearly free".
im a guy btw ;)
>tfw gf is full of allergies and got pampered with cabins and RVs whenever they wanted to "camp"
Not to hate on luxurious camping. Shit's comfy. But now she absolutely refuses to camp even with a tent and air mattress. In fact none of my friends like it either.
It gets so lonely, /out/.
>>678482
My reply was sarcasm.
When someone replies to your post it shows "(you)"
So I was saying here's your (you) alluding to the fact that I believed you were trolling and looking for responses.
>Lurk moar
>>678494
i used to be a poorfag when met gf she paid all the bills and after i moved in she shopped and paid all the bills and rent alone.
all i had to do is fuck her hard every night when she was not too tired.
good times. she got pretty pissed tho when i got out of bed as she came home from work. that was a tad too much.
>>678714
How did you pull that off?
Inb4 she was a hambeast that would take any cock she could get
I'm interested in agroforestry, guerrilla grafting, shade gardening, smithery, weaving and poisonmaking.
My SIL is from DRC and said we can afford it she will take me to the mbuti in her village to teach me how to make poisons to kill whatever from little birds to primates.
>>678745
nah she is damn fine looking bitch.
to this day i have no idea what she saw in me.
>>678598
>I believed you were trolling
i was not
>>678494
Sadly aot of that is pretty accurate even though you have people saying n-no its not
>>679968
you can take the woman out of the whore but she is still a whore though
>>673096 is correct.
Currently want to get into hunting, but the spouse isn't really into it. I mostly walk trails, hike, backpack and camp when the bugs aren't too bad. Saving up money to go visit Yellowstone.
>>676826
>implying they care about what people think about them
>implying people's opinions matter on an anonymous forum for the discussion of Thai batik cutwork
this. if you lift, women will notice you and let you eat their pussy. only betas do not eat pussy.
>>680643
You should divorce before she cucks you
>not going to lolcow dot farm to troll chan grills
are you new?
>>673058
>Are women just bad at /out/ in general?
yes, but they also suck at heat retention. look at EN ratings for sleeping bags, men are always rated for a lower temp than women.
>>674331
>And 4 times in 6 months isn't too bad.
its called a friend with benefits anon, and being her emotional tampon. i hate to break it to you, but she is sucking other cocks besides yours. enjoy your stds.
>>677078
>I've noticed a lot of new trip and name fags around recently too
>Mark my words, nothing will drop content quality quicker than them, if you think this place was getting bad just wait till they start to post more
this, just look at what /k/ has become
/out/ activities are meant to be solitary.
why bring a woman?
Girl has period
Bears like period
Fug
>>673058
>separate bags
>not snuggling up to gf in a cold night to keep her warm
>not having lazy spoon morning sex to warm up
you are not even trying
>>681794
no wildlife goes near a menstruating women
they are smarter than men
>>681744
>/out/ activities are meant to be peaceful.
>why bring a woman?
ftfy
>>681825
Kek
>>676795
> male space
It's an anonymous image board, it's for everyone who uses it
Stop being a whiny little shit and deal with the fact that women exist and aren't interested in you.
>>675638
???
I'm a woman, and I DO boil my menstrual cup in my pot if I'm out while menstruating, and don't use that pot to cook for others.
I'm not sure why you thought I was a guy from that post?
>>681960
4chan is a male space, thats why women don't get the attention they so desperately need from threads like this
The hugbox sites are more for women
>>681971
> 4chan is a male space
So it's a hugbox... for men?
>>681960
>Stop being a whiny little shit and deal with the fact that women exist and aren't interested in you.
>>681960
Some posts are best left unreplied to
>>681972
No, men get shitted on too, its just that here you don't have to pretend women are equal
>>681985
> men are so much better/more sensible
> we sure are great!
This place is just tumblr for men.
>>681972
>hugbox... for men
more like a giant circle jerk
>>682057
If only tumblr could back it up with facts
>>671347
what are you doing? i dont get it
>>681711
/k/ exile here. it's true.
our trips aren't that bad, but it's going to be trouble down the road.
don't fight them. it'll only embolden them. the trick is to just always refer to them as anon. always end your replies to them with ", anon." eventually, they get tired and quit.
learn from our mistakes, /out/.
>>673031
found the no guns.
>>676042
get your bf to select a good bull, he will see how your eyes sparkle once you feel full. Make him Kiss you while the bull makes you cum like your bf has never been able to.
for your bf, it will be a wonderful feeling to give you this happiness.
>>673117
yes, saying that it's are incorrect
>>682332
lol its are
it's*
>>671101
anal
>>678494
>being this bitter because he's been friend zoned his whole life
Maybe you shouldn't be a lazy, whiney fag
>>682427
Good day m'lady, would you happen to live in the London district area perchance?
>>682447
Women are pretty much redundant to me, I have a fleshlight with pussy mods for optimal suction. I will also be investing in VR for a more immersive porn experience. So, I'm afraid you're mistaken in this case friend.
>>678754
You should specialize in razors so you can shave that neckbeard.
>>680653
>says he doesn't care what people think
>writes defensive response to an anonymous person on an anonymous website.
>>682070
>4chan
>facts
>>682454
>I've never had sex
>but idc because I'm gonna fuck a tube for the rest of my life
Wow you sure showed me
>>682337
they're just another way to grip the rifle. my 20'' BCM has super high strength and thickness barrel and is really front heavy. it's just easier to get purchase with a fore grip for me.
>>682472
>Lel, me getting pussy makes my argument valid!
Fuck off normal fag.
Are there many trans on /out/?
I'd guess they're into outdoors since it is an outdoors board....
>>683664
no, they are only into taking half your stuff.
women are con artists
a woman took my job :(
>>683971
There are some shitty, worthless women. Just like there are some shitty, worthless men (like yourself).
>>683971
Gods, I hope not. I finally found a qt who likes hiking and is degenerate in all the right places (browses 2chan, has sex with me, is a total perv). She'd better not end up like the rest of them.
>>684370
You realize you listed some red flags right?
>>671101
>the current year
>/out/
>grils
OP here. Stop bumping this. Can't believe it's still up.
>>684398
bump :^)
>>684432
Fuck wit me, homie
>>682472
well i have and sometimes i wonder if life wouldn't be better if i invested in a fucktube instead in my teens.
>>671101
girl on 4chin ->trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
>>682178
>our trips aren't that bad, but it's going to be trouble down the road.
They are, all /k/ is, is a tripfag circle jerk.
>don't fight them
all they do is spew retarded shit like pic related
i enjoy hiking and kayaking never been proper camping but ive always wanted to so thats why i lurk desu
>>684398
What you gonna do about it? >:^)
>>684713
dude, we're saying the same thing. /k/ trips are cancer. i'm saying /out/ trips aren't that bad...yet.
>>684370
rip in peace your masculinity and self worth
>>684798
Wasnt sure of that, when you said /k/ exile here and our trips aren't bad i assumed you were referring to /k/ rather than /out/.
alot of thirsty men on this board
>>684934
a lot of thirsty men on the internet
ftfy
Every 6 months or so I install tinder on my phone and try to have sex with girls. Sometimes it works, but only for a maximum of 3 or so encounters. As soon as they learn about my outdoor hobbies and lack of friends on facebook they usually find some way to stop talking to me.
>Why do you only have 40 friends on facebook anon?
>You kill and eat invasive species? You're a monster, you should kill and eat yourself!
etc.
>>685060
That's more on the type of girls Tinder brings to the table. Not so much girls in general, anon.
>>685068
That really is girls in general, the ones who don't give a fuck about Facebook and do /out/ stuff are the rare cases
>>685074
Depends where you live and all that. Lots of girls love being outside though they may not take it as seriously as you. Don't be so ready to dismiss wimmens, breh.
>>685074
Yeah, if I found a girl who was into /out/ stuff I wouldn't want to fuck up my chance at making her a part of my life by trying to date her 2bh.
>>684398
if you were actually the OP you'd delete it
>>685074
Move somewhere where being outdoors is big like the Pacific Northwest then.
Out of the 40 girls I work with here, probably 75% are into hiking, snowshoeing, canoeing, etc.
And you're not going to meet a single one of them on tinder, because the only girls on tinder are either fatties or crazy sluts.
>>673080
also, most US sc/outs/ are packing heat
>>685099
>crazy sluts
I just installed tinder wish me luck bros
>>685104
If you're good looking and live in a metropolitan area, you'll have good luck, if that's all you're wanting.
>>685107
All I could hope for. I will never allow myself to love a woman again.
>>685096
Not true. You get an error if the post is too old.
It's bullshit.
>>685110
hit them and quit them is the only option now anon.
I wish there was another way but marriage is dead.
>>685110
Good for you anon.
Stay strong and don't let the whowers get you down
thread is bump
>>681972
men don't need no stinking hugbox
we are here to shitpost offend and get offended
>>671101
I thought this thread was to teach me to get females innawoods or find females that like innawoods be with me. Not working yet. Help me please learn this.
>>687631
the entire reason the human race left the woods is because girls hate it and men followed the pussy
>>687803
this is depress me
Stop bumping.
>>671101
>Are there any girls on this board?
Yes
>What are you into?
Girls
>>671101
Yes but they are lame
>>671101
Men go innawoods to get peace and quiet and escape women.
Please stop bringing your women innawoods.
Srsly, if something happens do you want to be with a male who will take action and find a solution OR a female who will talk about how the situation is making her feel and why she's upset and how you could have prevented her feeling that way.
>>688813
better not to bring them anywhere really.
>>688823
They do fine in the kitchen
>>688826
not really.
/ck/ here, most women suck at cooking . all the great chefs are men
>>688828
Bullshit. The reason because there are more succesful male chefs is because it is fucking hard work that takes å lot of free time that possibily excludes one from family and friends, and men are stupider enough to sacrifice that for å shity carrier as a chef. Beside, the women that do truly become chefs are 3 times better than most male chefs. The whole macho men chef shit was invented by Escoffier who btw was also gay. Compare that with Rob Halford and what he did for the gay scene for example.
Bitter chef reporting in lol.
P. S. Before Escoffier and Kareme most of the big name chefs were females.
>>688835
Monica Geller, is that you?
>>671101
Yeah, look I'm going to be honest with you. I live in a large city and fantasize about going innawoods some day. I'm pretty much useless at everything and the last few guys I've dated have turned out to be pretty damn useless also. I doubt any of them could pitch a tent, or start a fire lol. Maybe some day I'll find a nice guy that's into /out/ activities to teach me stuff, (dad didn't really have much time for us when we were little/ no brothers) Ooh and to teach me how to shoot!
Don't worry, I'm not stupid enough to try going it alone. I'm just not confident enough, and no offense but going with a bunch of girlfriends sounds like an even worse idea. I don't think I'd feel confident enough to try it without a capable man, especially when there are bears around and posters like pic related.
I remain hopeful.
>>688835
>Halford
Are you into Priest?
Do you have any Javelina recipies, How do I make this shit taste good?
Can you be my girlfriend?
>>688905
As much as I hate to say this you actually sound like a fairly normal femanon.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no mgtow. Been with womens, some of them far too long so I like women but also understand their idiosyncrasies.
You actually sound rational which I'm not used to. If it weren't creepy as all fuck being the internet and if I weren't married I'd offer to teach you.
>>688916
I think a lot of women feel a similar way but would never admit it, at least not in the real world. Thanks for the offer big guy, best keep wifey happy ;)
>>688960
>Beside, the women that do truly become chefs are 3 times better than most male chefs.
>Bitter chef reporting in
I don't know one male chef that would say women are 3x better and I've known a fuck of a lot of chefs. Chefs are among the most arrogant people I've known.
>>688916
beware of pussy behaving rational
they do that when they try to hook you
then as soon you are in a relationship the game changes
>>688980
Well, all of those who you knew were incapable cunts, because thats the m.o. of cunt chef, being arrogant and diminuishing other people work. I'm in the industry 10+ years and every respectable chef I met will tell you the same about women in the biz. I only heard lazy halfwits talk that kind of shit, because for a thru chef there is no gender in the kitchen, there is no race, there is no colour or religion, you either do the shit properly and to standard and be a chef or do a shity job and be a cunt. And this is no liberal bullshit, just the way proper grown up chef thinks.
>>671101
is she trying to grill her boyfriends dick on that stick or what?
>>671101
>>675553
Tell it to the judge
>>689173
They look like bowling shoes
>>681960
*pweeeee*
That's right, lunk, I just blew my anti-rape whistle. As a womyn I get to define what is and isn't rape, and I did *not* consent to read your triggering and highly problematic hate speech. Safe space 101: women are entitled to safe spaces whenever they feel they need one, because of millennia of misogyny and oppression. There's no such thing as a legitimate "male space" as men can by definition never be oppressed. Why not just call them "rape spaces" instead so decent people know which anachronistic paradigms to deconstruct first. Your male tears are delicious, btw. Kthxbye.
>>689007
You sound pretty bitter, a lot of you guys do. "She" must have really done a number on you guys :/ It's a shame so many shitty women have given us a bad rap, some of us are still nice!
>>689235
I don't think anyone is trying to invalidate that women can be nice.
The issue at hand is that men and women are wired so differently and most men recognize this but most women do not.
>>689247
I disagree entirely, I don't know a single woman who actually thinks that they are 'wired' the same way as the average man. Yeah sure, I'm aware of those third wave transectional feminist lunatics same as everybody. But I've personally only met like 3 in my entire life and avoided them like the plague, like most normal people. Of course you get completely irrational and hormonal women from month to month that get all sorts of crazy ideas in their head about having the same capabilities as a man (physical or otherwise), While we might agree and put on a "You go girl!" show for them, we all know they're just trying to deal with some sort of inadequacy issue by going on some silly tirade. Nobody actually takes that seriously, you know that right? I hope you do.
>>689263
I guess I said it wrong, women may recognize we're wired differently but most expect men to cater to the myth that women have created they want us to be.
Also the age old "fix the bad boy" syndrome
and the I don't want to change you but you should be more like this syndrome.
Men, IMHO, have 3 basic needs outside work, food, sex, and space.
Space leads to desire and actually missing the woman we're with which leads to the intimacy women crave which leads to sex men need, enter space again, rinse, repeat.
All of this falls outside the initial 6 months of "this is everything I'm not" by both parties.
>>671101
I hike, and have thought about getting into hunting. I live up in the UP in the middle of nowhere and I just like to be outside. I grew up in the ghetto surprisingly but even then I was always outside. I don't see many people and this caused me to be a bit 'feral' if you will.
[spoiler] overall, feels bretty good [/spoiler]
>>689279
sounds about right anon.
>>689263
>while we might agree and put on a "you go girl!" show for them... Nobody actually takes them seriously
I can't believe you think its OK to patronise such cancerous attitudes
You are as much a part of the problem as that type of girl, probably more so in fact
>>678135
It generally is a response calling a person out for attempting to troll. People who are trolling are looking for responses. When someone responds, it appends a (You) like so
>>######_(You)
I didn't get it either until someone called me out for it.
>>683541
Just me I think.
I posted >>686717
