>Hey anon, I think it's time you sell your car and get something more practical
I sorry. Me no speaky chinese. A so.
>>14892396
> But I have a new hatchback that gets 35 mpg
> The definition of practical
>>14892396
>No
See, wasn't that hard.
I own:
92 Miata
80 F150
91 Cherokee
15 spark
I don't need to sell one because they all have their usefulness
>tfw your wife wrenches with you
>kid coming in a month
>megacomfy 500hp xc60 ready for child transportation
>tfw you will be known as the cool parents
Feels good
>>14892507
>own 4 cars
>all together are probably worth less than a base 2016 Honda Civic
>>14892529
First off volvos are not cool
And
>crossover
Has anyone ever had this happen?
>>14892536
>Wanting a civic
>>14892550
No one who still owns their own balls.
>>14892529
>Volvo
>cool
>>14892563
I know /o/ isn't exactly the real world but I see these threads regularly and wonder who the fuck has ever had this actually happen? I've dated some crazy twats before but none of them ever seemed to give a shit what I was driving.
>2012 Mazda5
>2000 Subaru Impreza 2.5RS
People/stuff hauler, and weekend/project car: All you really need other than work vehicles like a truck (which I don't need)
>>14892584
You drive a minivan, you've been neutered already.
>>14892579
It's more an after marriage/proposal thing.
>>14892579
>none of them ever seemed to give a shit what I was driving.
That all changes after you have a kid together
Shit, sometimes it even happens before the kid is born.
>>14892593
My wife dug cars and wanted me to get a project car to work on. Guess I lucked out.
ITT: cucks who succumb to the she devils
>>14892595
See above. Plus, I'm old so kids are not something that will ever be an issue again. I get someone pregnant now and they're going to have an accident with a stair case or a handful of RU-486.
>>14892606
m'pillow
>>14892614
Edgy, bro, edgy.
>>14892396
Sounds reasonable.
Driving an uncomfortable, bouncy, loud, rattly, smelly, ugly car is getting old and childish desu. Plus I only ever drive to work and back. Who am I trying to impress anyway?
Yup time to grow up and be a mature adult.
It's got four doors. Practical.
>>14892665
Is it any of the following?
>>14892662
>uncomfortable, bouncy, loud, rattly, smelly, ugly
>Bitch what I don't even have a car, hurry up and scan your pass
Nah. I'm keeping the s14 because it's mad as fuck. We can use your car for practicality.
>>14892650
Gotta keep those she devils at bay but still giving the goods
>>14892662
All that justification just to convince yourself that you hate your shitbox.
You do it for your own enjoyment, no? Not to impress people like some 318i-leasing cuck.
>>14892662
>Yup time to grow up and be a mature adult.
sounds... "fun"
>>14892396
How did you get out of your cage?
>>14892579
My engagement was ended because I "was too financially irresponsible" because I bought a motorcycle
>>14892749
>>14892762
There comes a point in life where you'll move on.
>>14892806
>I "was too financially irresponsible"
ie she forsaw that she wasn't going to live off your shekels comfortably and dumped you for another sucker. You're better off
>>14892396
What could possibly be more practical? It has the most cargo space (folded down) out of all the Legacy/Outback wagons.
>>14892396
I think it's time you got a fucking job. A real one.
>>14892847
>There comes a point in life where you'll give up on everything and buy an appliance car.
FTFY cuck
>>14892847
Or you could make good choices in your life and be able to afford more than 1 car
>>14892601
She wanted you to get a cheap pos to fiddle with, and hopefully keep you off the lot looking at the lastest brand new V8s
Practical and luxurious!
>>14892555
That's the joke
>>14892857
It's all good because I took the marriage money I saved up and bought a GT-R lel
>>14892864
>doesn't know the meaning of cuck
>>14892866
I have 3 and a motorcycle.
>>14892882
That's something a cuck would say
>>14892882
>owns a motorcycle
Yup, you sure moved on you dumbass
>>14892871
>lastest
You got that right
>>14892887
>>14892888
Lol kids these days
>>14892882
I know what the word cuck means you cuck
You enjoy watching your wife getting fucked by Tyrone long dick style. AKA getting off on having no power in your life.
That's why you gave up on fun cars and bought an appliance.
>>14892901
Haha. You'll understand when you're older son.
>>14892749
>>14892762
>>14892864
>>14892866
>>14892887
>>14892888
>>14892901
Why do people get so mad about what others do with their life?
>>14892911
I won't because I'm not a cuck
>son
You wish you could call someone that, but the only kids in your life that popped outta your wife call someone else daddy.
>>14892920
Lol cuck sympathisers
>>14892692
ahahaha
>>14892396
But you said we can get the bmw why did you change your mind.
But I already own a cuck mobile.
>>14892396
My car is very practical, I've never had anything that I haven't been able to move in it, but if I do end up having to move a bed I can borrow a work Van.
A coleague of mine kept his Mk1 and Mk2 Escorts at his dad's house so his wife wouldn't find out.
He 'fessed up eventually. She was not impressed. He still gets parts delivered to his dad's address so she doesn't see how much money is being burned.
>>14892806
Man, that's crazy. Then again, it was either that or you'd never get to ride a bike again.
>>14892692
kek
>>14892396
>implying my twingo isn't the most practical car to ever exist
>not even joking
>>14892860
>muh headgaskets
Probably a Wingroad would be better, camchain and nissan bulletproof motors
>>14892592
the mazda 5 is the best option for a van unless you want to go full honda tard on an odyssey
Who are you? How'd you get into my house and leave now.
>>14892396
A whore?
>>14892396
There's nothing more practical than taking the bus.
>fiancee says we should get a more practical car that she can drive
>suggest that we can start saving for an STi or similar to go along with the existing commuter and my shitbox
>oh, well, I mean, you could sell the shitbox
>oh, well, I won't because I like it
>oh, should we sell the commuter?
>no, that still works
>how will I drive if you already take the commuter every day, and you won't let me drive the shitbox?
>you have a bike, and I'll teach you to drive manual eventually
But then I never did. Biking's good exercise.
>>14892871
So his wife wanted to keep him away from all that shitty and overpriced post-2010 'new muscle'?
That's a good wife right there.
What's gonna be the cuck mobile of the 2020's?
90s = minivan
00s = SUV
10s = Crossover
>>14892543
Crossover because we need more kid space and all of our other cars are gutted and have no amenities
Volvo because she had a v70 and i had an s70 and we both agreed they were nice cars
Cool because fast
Also considering selling it and getting a w12 touareg and doing a rear-mount hx35 turbo setup. The sound of that motor is incredible.
>>14892579
Wife told me to get rid of my motorcycle when we had a kid. I told her if she touches it im selling the car I paid for her to use. Women make demands but dont back em up. Only pussies give in to this shit
>>14894591
Wagons, hopfefully.
>>14894614
>ever being with a woman who makes demands like this in the first place
You already fucked up
>>14894622
Wagons were 80s, forgot to put that in.
>>14892507
What's the difference between the Miata and the Spark?
>>14894636
really the only thing they have in common is they're both for homosexuals
>>14892579
/o/ is prt of 4chan and the demographic on this site is mostly 16 to 26 years old, though this board might be a bit older.
The argument here is not something you get from the girlfriend you've had for two years, it's more of a "we have two kids, I gave up my job to take care of them, we live in the suburbs, so now maybe we shouldn't have a sport car and get something our kids can fit into and that we can park when going in town, and can fit our 2 weeks groceries for fiur people in the boot" situation.
These arguments usually end in getting a people carrier or a station wagon.
>source : many neighbours trading some bikes, boats or sport coupes for boremobiles
>>14894048
I already did mine 650 miles ago, so it's good on major services for another 85k before it needs another timing belt.
>>14894697
I should start looking for cars and motorcycles in the suburbs, some poor sucker with his nuts in his wife's hands will probably have something sweet to sell.
>>14894606
Why not just get a wagon or large sedan instead of an ugly cuckmobile ?
>>14895615
Keep an eye open on that, but most of them are sold by people who know what they are dealing with so the prices won't be very adventageous.
But in all of that, you always have that poor bloke cutting the price of his bike because the wife really can't stand it anymore and he has to get rid of it as quickly as possible.
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Holy fuck guys could you find a new word to flavor of the meme everywhere, this is getting more prat-a-tat than a two stroke.
How much more pragmatic than a 90 hp diesel four door hatchback does it get?
In fact I'll do the opposite, my next car is going to be a lot less practical.
>>14895662
It's losing its edginess. Hand it down to reddit and let it die.
>>14892928
Haven't seen someone project this hard in a while. Sorry some dude with a minivan stretched your girl out.
>>14894591
Low-end electric/teslas
>>14894697
she may also want to reduce the risk of your death is some crazy crash
>>14892396
>the fuck are you talking aboot
>>14895779
>Bremer Stadtmusikanten
I like how the Benz is all the way at the bottom with no suspension sag at all. Solid/10
>letting yourself be controlled by some cunt when you there's no child (of your own DNA) involved
That's the only time it's okay to make a noble sacrifice of your shitbox/baiku. Otherwise you're actually a cuck.
>>14893182
Good looking cuckmobile
>>14892396
>fuck you bitch, YOU buy something practical, imma keep my Audi TT
>>14895979
>TT
>in relationship with a woman
>doubt.webm
>>14895989
How'd you figure that? What do you drive? A miata
>>14892396
My car is already ultra-practical at the expense of everything else
>>14895739
This makes sense, instead of muh cargo muh ride height, it'll be muh electronic. It's pleb af, so it's perfect.
>>14895779
I own a NG900. I could live in that trunk.
