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>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm

>/dbt/ map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
http://cycle-ergo.com/

>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/970922

>Previously on /dbt/
>>14695601
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first for rather dead than american
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I'm contemplating between getting a cheap car for 2k-3k or a bike to drive to work 15 miles away. I'm in San Diego so it doesn't rain often. What should I do besides suicide?
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>>14697603
>america

If I were you I'd just kill myself to be honest
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:^)
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>>14697605
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>>14697607
underage, b&
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>>14697614
Not quite, buddy.
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>>14697603
>unironically using a motorbike as your sole means of transportation
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>>14697624
actually, quite so. I let my 10 year old ride motorcycles like that in our driveway
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>>14697631
I'm skeptical.
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>>14697603
Twin turbo busa
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>>14697641
I mean come on, I highly doubt that even in the shit hole european country where you 100 % live, a fucking 50cc glorified scooter is considered an adult motorcycle
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>>14697647
u best stob fuggin with me buddy, ill find u
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>need to find the right spot for the carburation on 4 cylinders
>been at it 4 days now
>bought 8 new spark plugs
>keep playing around with the fuel level and air setting
>some are too lean
>some are too fat
>one it's too lean
>one it's too fat
>the idle it's too high
>the idle it's too low
>the idle screw is all out but the idle it's too high
>blipping the throttle makes the idle to low

I'm about to fuck somebody up
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>join local facebook motorcycling group
>hyped for group rides
>someones post a funny picture of dragging knee
>old farts go hurdur racing on public streets, take it to the track why would you race
>eh, fuck this group I rather keep riding alone or with individual people

fuuuck why are all groups 90% pussy riders/old farts and 10% actual motorcyclists. Just give me a fullon squid mode group with wheelies and shit.
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>>14697666
>carbs
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>>14697666
666 confirm carbs are satans work
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>>14697667
"actual motorcyclists" aren't 17 year old year olds who are going to kill themselves attention-whoring.
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>>14697674
>riding fast in some country touge where literally no one is is attention whoring

ok cruiserloser
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>>14697593
>you will never shoot a fat load of cum down this milf's throat
why even live lads?
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>>14697655
fuggg :DDDD
was my angry fat american father impression convincing?
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>>14697697
The first post was best really, I thought you just assumed I was from Germany or something where I have to be18 for the license. Keep practising though. 5/10, average.
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>mfw i've been trying to set the fucking clock on my bike for 2 months
>mfw all I had to do was turn the ignition on and press a latch under the cockpit shroud

i think i have ripped out the cables that light the speedo and tacho while trying to find out
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>>14697686
>Moving goalposts
There's not even anything really wrong with being a "pussy rider" given how fucking dangerous the things are. I already know you're going to maim yourself doing something stupid then look for someone to blame
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>>14697709
i even know you're the 19 year old dad from the uk with the baby viffer

>mfw I'm from germany
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>>14697722
lad not dad holy shit
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>>14697722
Well aren't we just the best of pals sharing some siqq bantz.
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>>14697713
>motorcycles are dangerous
oh you're one of those pussys

>judging out of your ass
I blame no one, I crashed twice, analysed what I made wrong and got back on the road as a better rider.And no it wasn't some stupid shit like target fixating, not paying attention etc. I went over the limit with my lean angle, something you will never get close to.

post your cbr250r so I can laugh at you
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>>14697745
yeah I guess so
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>>14697722
>that pic
the nazis really loved every laff didn't they?
just imagine the bants.
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>>14697713
>this is what americans actually believe
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>>14697754
but they also knew how to work hard, pic related

one of my great uncles actually used to ride around on an R75 with a sidecar to deliver messages on the western frontier. he must have had the blast of his life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn2XxSrkH5Y

>mfw
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>wake up
>have coffee whilst browsing last /dbt/ thread for a few laughs before I get ready and ride to work

You guys brighten my day.
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>>14697787
fuck off bitch
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>>14697787

Even kit kat?
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>>14697593
dont come into these threads but this bitch makes me diamonds everytime in the catalog.

got more? / name?
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>>14697797
it's kkk's/justin's mum
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>>14697792
He's part of the dbt experience, without kit kat we couldn't have things like >>14697797
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>>14697787
fag
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>>14697670
>wanting computer generated power
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>>14697787
schwuler hund
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>>14697807
>>14697804
w/e got more?
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>>14697843
saved
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>>14697823
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>>14697787
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>10°c and sunny tomorrow
>no work until tuesday
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ded
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wtf how do lights work in britbong land? 1 means stop and 2 means go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUXDgx27DxI
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>>14698047
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/5503452967.html

Oh my fucking god why. These people are the reason I can't find a good deal on a bike
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>>14698063
Now I don't buy lots of bikes, nor am I used to US economy, but I don't see the bad deal here 2bh.
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>>14698058
the one in the back is for when people go into the intersection

where did you get your license you idiot? Oh, I forgot, in america, you get it on a plate next to your mandatory cheeseburger and gun at the age of 16
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>>14697843
>he doesn't think riding is dangerous
are you trying to be a badass, or are you just severely retarded?
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>>14698063
this might be one of the most delusional bike sellers i've ever seen
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>>14698092
You can ride fast and safe at the same time.
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>>14697813
>wanting aids
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>>14698089
>$5000 for a 14yo 600
dude.

>>14698092
>reading comprehension
no one said anything about motorcycling not being dangerous.
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>>14698104
no, you can ride fast and relatively safe at the same time. there is no such thing as safe motorcycling. there are precautions you can take, like gear or track riding, but its inherently dangerous at its core. realizing this doesn't make someone a pussy, it makes them not fucking stupid. sure you can ride fast and nothing will probably happen, but the slower you ride, the more reaction time you have and the safer you are being.
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>>14698118
tl;dr M13 crashed at 20km/h on a scooter and was seriously fucked up

can you stop crying now please, go get a car or a bicycle you pussy.
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>>14698112
did you even read that guys quote? his whole point was that riding like a pussy is better than not considering how dangerous motorcycles are.
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>>14698125
thats my point, even if you ride slow they are dangerous. that doesn't mean its a good idea to ride like a douche. you sound like a 15 year old nobike faggot who watches motovloggers all day
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>>14698130
>not considering how dangerous motorcycles are.
dude admitted to have crashed twice so I think he knows better than someone on his ninja 250 with huge chickenstrips preaching "dangerous motorcycles!!!!!"
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>>14698125
post your chicken strips
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browsin the tubes. saw this cuck, thought you might find it funny/pathetic.
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>>14698146
that's me and in no way I have said that motorcycles are not dangerous. Pussys just trying to put words in my mouth.

>>14698130
taking public transportation is better than motorcycling. ban all motorcycles!!!

>>14698143
holy shit you faggot, I have more miles under my belt than your 20yo ass. You can ride slow and never learn to control your motorcycle at its limit but then shut the fuck up if I post something fast, my safety is not your cocern. (to get back to the original FB post)

>>14698160
youtube could be /dbt/ right now.
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>>14698092
If you're afraid of what the bike can do, then yes you are being less safe than someone who can ride balls out.

You won't know what to do when that bike does something you aren't experienced with.

Riding is inherently unsafe but if you're willing to take risks riding, and improving your skills you shouldn't riding at all.
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>>14698174
Unwilling*
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>>14697593
Hello motorcycle enthusiasts, I need a summer wrenching project since just about everything is working on my car these days, how easy would it be for me to find an 86 Honda rebel? Fucking LOVE the way those bikes look, would enjoy fixing one up. If it's too hard to find, does anyone have any recommendations of similar styles?
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Who here likes memes
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>>14698204
Sounds great, you will want a pair of these to go with the bike though.
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>>14698212
Already got those family I drive a fucking 1990 prelude.
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>>14698205
>tfw the only real mem is ded
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>>14698204
>86 Honda rebel?
Depends on where you live honestly.

They shouldn't be too hard to find.
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>>14698217
Sweet, you're sorted then. Good luck on your project.
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>>14698292
That would be useful.
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>>14698058

That is an example of bad design. The van driver probably saw the green lights in the distance, but they were for pedestrians, his lights (to the immediate right) were clearly red.
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>>14698297
up until it shatters in an accident all over your legs.
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>>14697860
> 18
Kek
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>>14698319
>what is a clear composite?
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>>14698319
That's made of glass? I was thinking clear perspex might do it.
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>>14698319
It's PMMA m8
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Is there an EFI, over 50 hp Enduro/Supermoto for mostly touring and some offroading?

I'd love to get a KTM 690 Enduro, but I guess it would kill me in an instant. Also muh shekels
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>>14698331
Composites crack too under impact, and most don't interact well with corrosive substances, like gasoline.

And in that particular picture is a glass tank IIRC, its all looks.
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Do you wish more car manufacturers made bikes?
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>>14698385
540 Adventure
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>>14698426
*640 Adventure
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>>14698385
Mt07 tracer is coming soon.

Or you could just put some dual sport tires and a windscreen on an mt07
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>>14698422
no, pic related

>>14698426
>>14698428
that looks pretty nice, but it seems to be pretty rare here in germany. Also, any reason why I should get it over a BMW F650 GS Dakar?

>>14698436
I thought the MT07 suspension is terrible? I thought about it already, but it just seems so bland. The MT 09 on the other hand ...
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>>14698448
The mt07 suspension is fine unless you go knee down.

Both breaks and suspension are better than average
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>>14698422
No, they're awful at it. I dunno remember which luxury car brand it was that made a prototype or something but it looked horrible and was far from standard jap performance.

If you're not in the game for a long time you pretty much have to hire engineers from other brands, but at this point it would just become "Brand with new name", like how SWM will always be associated with Husqvarna.
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>>14698460
>like how SWM will always be associated with Husqvarna.
because the SWM bikes have husky engines
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>be me, minding my own business, driving on the tollway in my sub
>some jackass on a crotch rockets comes roaring down the on ramp to my right
>I move over to let him on
>he keeps looking back at me for some reason, and is slowing down
>I'm getting nervous
>pass him, watch him in the mirror
>he guns the engine and pops a wheelie and rides that way for a couple of miles
>I watch him in the mirror hoping he crashes
>called the cops on his ass
Assholes, all of you
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>>14698456
>Both breaks and suspension are better than average

they ARE average at best.

>>14698466
mainly because SWM are all the ex-husky workers/engineers and is using huskys old factory for production. Too bad shineray had to fund it
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>>14698478
>Assholes, all of you
Why all of us?
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>>14698478
If it's on a highway I don't car much if they do stunts because if they crash they're dead and my insurance will cover the dents he makes on my truck. If they're stunting in a residential area their bike may slide into pedestrians.
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>>14698173
Clearly 20 years of riding hasn't taught you to think logically.
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>>14698478
I know its bait but So you called the cops on him becuase he scared you?

If you're that easily scared, why do you have a drivers license?
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>>14698456
i mean, it's not even really an option, because all the ones I could find start at 5,5 k €

I would like the XT660 though, if it were either a lot lighter or had more power. it's a shame really
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>>14698478
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>>14698220
Why would you even save that image
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>>14697666
Just burn it
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>>14698595
I fucking will
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>>14698520
the glorious Tenere...

Since I'm a wagecuck now, its abused as a daily commuterwhore.
10 min each way. Engine never gets warm. I predict painful death in the near future. kinda sad
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>>14698620
Austrian bloke?
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>>14698620
Qt
600?
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>>14698620
>tfw my honda hasnt been started in weeks
why does it hurt so much to live? i wish we could be back in slovenia again
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>>14698645
yep

>>14698646
actually it's a 500 (special version for austria cause of some insurance shit) same as the 1987 xt600z

>>14698657
those were the days...
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Can dbt guess what bike is this ?
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>>14698691
Yes
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>>14698691
Something something racing?
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Drove behind some federal motocops. I think they're cool.
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>>14698691
katana?
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>>14698716
Sorry you loose its a ybr
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>>14698736
>>14698733
>>14698712
>tfw you will never get paid that much money to cruise around being comfy on a big ass cruiser and shooting black people
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>>14698745
> shooting black people
Nah here they only shoot white psycho people. If you're the least bit brown you get a free pass.
But seriously all POs I've met in my life have been bros, the motorcycle cops even more so.
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>>14698745
Feels bad man
>>14698723
I knew you wouldn't leave me like this ybr ;__; finally you're back I've got so much to tell you
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>>14698745
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>>14698754
Motocops are based as fuck. Literally the best people you'll ever meet.
>shoot white psycho people
Might as well be niggers. I need to get me a job like that.
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>>14698764
> tfw white psycho
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>>14698764
>he hasn't met american highway patrol
near cities its the worst
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>>14698091
Holy fuck I wish I got a cheeseburger and a gun with my license when I was 16.
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>>14698809
>implying
140 in a 55 and it turned into a ticket for improper lane usage.
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Went test riding today.
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>>14698292
Huh. Why not.
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>>14698448
>mt07 suspension terrible
>mt09 on the other hand
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Am I top gear tier yet?
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>mfw i just got an abmahnung for 950 €

there go all my new bike dreams
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SO HEKTIK
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>>14698891
don't pay

send a modifizierte unterlassungserklärung
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>>14697666
>carburetors
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>>14698894
Oh ffs my gf is a cunt
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Also test rode this
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>>14698896
kriegen die einen da nicht an den eiern?

kack torrenting i'm telling y'all
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>>14698901
Imma tell her u said that
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>>14698891
>abmahnung
>germans
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>night
>can't ride

How do I calm my upset?
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>>14698894
you could have saved her
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>>14698917
ne, die schicken dir vielleicht noch ein paar bettelbriefe aber auf ne gerichtsverhandlung haben die keinen bock, das ist den aufwand nicht wert

solange 90% der abgemahnten blechen sind denen die anderen 10% egal
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>>14698917
I live in a WG and we got a letter because I torrented movies
>housemate almost had a heart attack because internet is on her name
>talked to lawyer who told the abmahnungsguy to stfu
>haven't heard from them since
>lawyer was payed by insurance in full
good times
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>>14698925
sleep
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So DR650 is sounding godlike for me. Only things holding me back are if it runs cool enough off road and the option of using the money for a sporty car instead.

Second one is on me (I got fucking bored this winter missing my SV1000S but a dual sport sounds sooo fun as a farmer), but can anyone here tell me if I'll run into temperature issues going through rough trails on the 650?
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>>14698934
I'm too upset to sleep
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>>14698922
No pls no m8 she'll dump me
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>>14698936
I never have.
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>>14698932
hm okay, ich hab grad auch schon gegoogelt und im internet steht dass das so ne kanzlei ist die sowas in massen rausschickt

alter mein dad hat mir grad ungefähr die klöten abgekaut
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>>14698939
Someone shop wr an one face into this pls.


This cbr looked proper mean, I liked how it looked, didn't like the ride.
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>>14698939
2 late, i hope ur sorry
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>>14698937
>>14698934
I can't even jerk off goddamnit
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Practising for tt
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>>14698943
ja entspannung

kannst deinem alten sagen dass das passt und die ganze nummer ne fiese abzocke ist

in zukunft nimm BTGuard oder sowas. kostet 6 euros im monat und verhindert solche geschichten
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>>14698945
I am kill


Have a picture of a pretend motorcycle


How was your day dbt?
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>>14698943
digger, wenn du unsicher bist, red mit nem rechtsanwalt. Ist 100% billiger als was anderes
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convince me not to get an nc30 for on the side
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>>14698925
>>14698937
>>14698948
>activate headlight
>ride

I think you're leaving out some critical piece of the puzzle here if this isn't an acceptable solution.
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>>14698917
>2016
>torrenting

fucking why
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>>14698961
carbs
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>>14698940
Awesome.

Two more questions that you may or may not know: Would replacing either the wheel bearings or putting an oversize fuel tank invalidate the factory warranty and/or Suzuki's Protection Plan?
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>>14698970
No idea, you would probably get a better answer emailing Suzuki directly about that. Although I would definitely recommend an oversize fuel tank, stock is way to small and to easily scratched.
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>>14698957
so wie ich die preise von rechtsanwälten etc hier kenne werde ich da auch recht schnell auf die 900 öcken kommen haha

>>14698953
entweder entspannung oder ich setz mich mit der BMW gleich mal in die nächste leitplanke. beides erscheint mir grad attraktiv

>>14698963
I used a vpn tho
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>>14698958
No you should absolutely get one.
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>>14698982
>er hat keine rechtsschutzversicherung
ne aber im ernst, warum denkst du, dass du auf 900€ kommst?
Der erzählt dir, dass das alles idioten sind und setzt einen Brief auf
selbst bei seinem gehalt ist das nicht mal die hälfte
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>>14698933
>be australian
>ISP gets letter about my pirating
>ISP laughs at merrican threats and throws away worthless letter
>keep pirating

Not bad.
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>>14698963
IKR. I use usenet that is supplied free from my based pirate friendly ISP.
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>>14697767

Knew a guy that was a motorcycle scout in WWII. Landed on Normandy with his Harley. Pretty much road around armed with a .45 until the Krauts shot at him then he rode back with their location.

Came home and became a carpenter and farmer. One of the greatest men I've ever met.
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>>14698999
>999
>australia
>upside down satan
Very fitting.>>14698999
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>>14698989
keine ahnung, münchen halt. mein vater hat den wisch jetzt mitgenommen und "spricht da mal mit einem befreundeten anwalt". das kann nur gut gehen ...

>>14698999
one more reason to move to australia

>mfw 915 euros would still be less than jay lenos service bill for the ducati
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how much difference does wearing back/spine armor make in a crash?
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>>14698932
>>14698917
torrent seitdem ich in deutschland bin garnix mehr, kek
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>>14699014
yes
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>>14699016
besser so
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>>14699014
no
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>>14699009
I too knew a liar once.
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>>14698977
That, bash guard, double sealed wheel bearings, new handlebars, and (after warranty) those two transmission screws would be the plan for me.

I just want to go on off road and dirt road adventures on it. And do wheelies since I don't really want to learn how -not- to do them on my SV1000S.
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>>14699025
this 2bh
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>>14698999
http://www.cnet.com/au/news/iinet-and-dallas-buyers-club-piracy-case-dismissed-federal-court/

American shekel seekers get btfo.
I still dont know why anyone whould want to watch dallas buyers club tho.
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>>14699014
Depends if you're talking about foam or segmented plastic armour.

Wont make a bit of difference if you don't get hit in the back obviously. Or if you get hit really hard you're fucked. Might make a difference in light to moderate whacks to the spine though. Well the armoured one might anyway. Foam will do little more than cushion minor blows.
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>>14699018
>>14699024
just want to know if they are a meme or actually useful
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>>14697792
> tfw you'll never smell rossi's seat after he wins the motogp championship.

why even live bros?
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Good evening fellows
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>>14699049
Faggot.
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>>14699053
Aite, m8.
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>>14699020
ich sag auch nix boeses mehr ueber fungies im internet

nervt uezs
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>>14699053
>cbr125
aylmao
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>>14699053
>rain forcast for all of next week

ehhh
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>>14699067
bist du erstmal n paar monate hier wirst du auch noch gezwungen werden, denen den popo abzuwischen.
hoffentlich räumt der horst hier mal a bissl auf


hast du eigentlich dein mopped mitgenommen?
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There is a circus in town
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>>14699088
that's not a circus, those are gypsies
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>>14699036
It's a good movie.
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>>14699091
Some of those circus gypsy girls are pretty fit. Pretty sure they're all married to their cousins though.
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>>14699091
But there isn't literally shit everywhere.
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>>14697666

You're supposed to turn the idle screw in to lower the idle. Screwing it out opens up the circuit more and causes the bike to run richer at idle and idle higher similar to how the idle speed picks up when you turn on the choke.

As for the revs lowering when you blip the throttle, it sounds like you've got it so rich that it's bogging down when you give it more fuel. You need to lower the idle mixture screw and if that's still not enough go down a size or two on your pilot jet.

Also look up the stock carb settings for your bike. You can find them online or in your manual. Reset everything to factory specs and start from there.
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>>14699108
well, it's the circus gypsies, they generally have to keep the facade up so that people won't get scared away

>>14699099
this 2bh, these eastern european genes in girls are pretty nice, but if you ever shag one their brothers will fucking kill you
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rate from best to worst (2015 only)

bmw s1000rr
ducati panigale 1299
aprilia rsv4rr
mv agusta f4
yamha r1
honda cbr1000rr
kawasaki zx10r
suzuki gsxr1000
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>>14699133
yamaha XT600
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>>14699118
There are a few documentries about gypsies in the UK and I could fap to every one of them.
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>>14699133
WR 125
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>>14699133
WR125
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>>14699133
What if I like all of them?
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>>14699133
GS500
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>>14699140
oh yeah that one too

>>14699137
i men we have some here in germany as well, the shocking thing is just that as soon a they turn 30~32, they become fucking grannies. but it's the same thing with most south eastern europeans honestly
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>>14699133
I would happily own any of them but I would quite like a S1000RR or a Panigale the most.
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>>14699133
Honda Dominator
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>>14699133
VFR400R
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>>14699164
>not the africa twin
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>>14699133
h2r
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>so few affordable bikes around that I'm having to consider a Honda Vigor 650
>implying you've even ever heard of a Honda Vigor
>actually owning a bike that is named with an American English version of a word
It's Vigour, you fucks!
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>>14699187
>2 horns

neat
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>>14699181
Too mainstream.
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>>14699187
isn't that basically the slr650
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>>14698891
Hahahaha wie kann man nur so ein Pozzhahnrei sein.
Was haste denn runtergeladen?
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>>14699196
the heightful eight, war echt gut.

ich weiß, ich bin narrisch es herunterzuladen wos erst n paar tage draußen war
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>>14699083
nein leider nicht, bin mit dem benz unterwegs...
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>>14699193
Yeah, slightly updated version produced for a couple of years after the SLR was discontinued.
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>>14699196
Heidi und der schwarze stier vol.3
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>>14699133
Turbobusa
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>>14699200
>downloads Tarrantino's cuck fantasy movie
>gets an abmahnung
topkek, all deserved uezs
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>>14699200
Ja bist du deppat.
Torrente schon seit Jahren alles was ich will, keine Abmahnung, kein VPN, nix. Einfach ein bisschen nachdenken.
Ich wette du hast auch ne Firewall und ein Virenschutzprogramm und wunderst dich wenn die anschlagen weil du dir neue Smileypakete, Jambaklingeltöne und Pornos kostenlos runterladen wolltest lel.
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>>14697696
while i agree. she looks like a monster.
theres better out there

>>14697860
>18
is that her body count?
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>>14699203
nice, i think they're both pretty cool bikes, they look so shitbikey they're already sexy again

i think you should get it
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Why being nobike is such painful?
Can't buy one until may.
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>>14699219
also ganz verblödet bin ich auch nicht, ich hab mir den ehrlich gesagt getorrented weil ich den mit nem mädel angeschaut hab die ih nunbeding schauen wollte, ich hab ihr aber leider net mal den lörres reingeschoben
>mfw

>>14699215
ja mei
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>>14699202
ist ja auch net schlecht, du kannst doch n paar bikes probe fahren
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>>14699233
das tut mir leid. 4 u.

>>14699231
Fuck off wr
Oh wait that's me.
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>>14699133
S1000RR
RSV4RR
R1
1299 Panigale
ZX10R
CBR1000RR
GSXR1000
...
F4

and also, RSV4RF>R1M>S1000RR
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>>14699247
ich durfte ihr wenigstens die haxen massieren, auch net schlecht

>inb4 hahnrei
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>>14699224
I'll probably check it out on Friday if it's still there. If it's clean and runs well I probably wouldn't turn it down.
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>>14699233
Wieso hast dus vergeigt?
Hättest ihr einfach, als ihr in die Wohnung gegangen seid, auf den Arsch hauen und sagen müssen:
> jetzt kriegst du gleich den Kolben reingebuttert du Fickhure.
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>>14699257
i'm actually surprised at the sheer number of 650 thumpers every manufacturer brought out in the 90s, pic related
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>>14699256
>downloads cuck movie about black supremacist fantasy
>has to pay a large sum of money because he did it for a girl
>spent all night massaging her
>didn't get his dick wet

Ich hab sehr schlechte nachrichten für dich brudi
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>memestars patch on dainese suit

wat
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>>14699260
wieso krieg ich solche tipps immer erst nachdem ich alles verkackt hab

ich sollte ihr ehrlich gesagt sagen ich hab 900 mark für sie ausgegeben und jetzt muss sie mir mindestens an titjob geben


>>14699268
>>didn't get his dick wet
it definitely got wet :^)

although not because of reinbuttern :(
und nur weil du gern türke wärst
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>>14697767
Anybody pumped up to the brink of an exploding heart on methamphetamines is capable of hard work
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>>14699266
Hnnnnggggg. Dominator was a pretty tasty looking bike.

Dual sports were genuinely popular back then.
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>>14699287
Das wird sie sicher verstehen, viel Glück.
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>>14699288
those were the luftwaffe blokes, the Wehrmacht lads were mainly pumped up on wine stolen from french wine cellars, or from eastern european punched vodka
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>>14699260
>Fickhure

It's spelled fiqqhure u dumb cunt, even i know that much
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>>14699266
Suzuki had something very similar to the Dominator too which I was looking at the other day but I can't remember the name of it now.
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>>14699306
Not when you address a lady, learn some manners.
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>>14699277
racesuits are basically bespoke made to measure and they stick the sponsorship shit on afterwards
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>>14699291
those were at least real enduros back then, not those travel dual sports like the vstrom or the new G650GS

I wish i had gotten a normal funduro and not the ST version

>>14699294
ich seh sie am samstag eh, da lad ich sie mal mit aufs klo auf ne nase und nen fick ein
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>>14699307
That's the one.
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>>14699307
you mean the xf650?
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>>14699329
i never knew i could get bored watching a 3 second video
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>>14699256
Klingt wie ein Hahn Reih uezs
>>14699287
> 12 jährige
> tits
Kek
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>>14699133
883 sportster
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