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Boring Webbums: >>>/wsg/879632
Previously on /dbt/: >>14224212
that's a pretty funny webm, no lie.
>>14226113
First for lurking outta boredom
xth for where am i
>>14226132
I'm on a boat mother fucker
also if i open my throttle mid corner and i feel the back of the motorcycle wobble
should i get new suspension
>>14226164
tire out of balance? also describe the wobble.
>>14226164
probably your tire loosing traction. you got abs? also youre supposed to gently use your throttle in a corner. else your backwheel will spin out of line
>>14226179
I think it might be a crush washer
Muh crf radiators came in. Anyone else got new shit?
>>14226188
>
>>14226187
>CB450
>losing traction
kek
>>14226113
>flipping the Coyote off
yeah that'll show him you mean business.
>>14226213
>buy a bike last Friday
>get tags for it yesterday
>take it out all day yesterday with a buddy and have a blast
>decide to go for a ride today
>as a complete novice, I decide do a lap around the neighborhood to reacquaint myself with the bike and riding in general
>webbum related
kinda disappointed, but at least it's a shitbike
>be me
>just bought a 2009 R1
>friend wants to to ride through the mountains with him and his r6
>fuck year bro lets go
>there's a small gas station near the summit
>ride to the top easy peasy and gas up
>start riding down
>really pinning the throttle on the straights
>pass a white SUV
>immediately over my Senna
>"bro that was a cop, he's got his lights on"
>well shit
>better make a decision quick
>pull over or pin it?
>mmmm... pin it.
>cop started following me about half way
>go full WOT the rest of the way down
>take the first exit and keep going WOT until I hit another gas station
>park behind it between a couple of dumpsters
>get my shit together
>realize my temp tags fell off
>ride home and put bike in living room
>ready for the no knock raid since
>cops been driving by all morning
Goodbye gents, it's been nice knowing you.
>>14226241
whats happening in that webbum, why is he dropping and why is he dropping it again?
>>14226249
>being this immature
I don't get it.
Fuck squids and harley midlife crisis guys
>>14226222
the nose knows
>have klr250 for like six months
>been running rough all the time, getting worse tho
>change spark, clean carb, clean tank, change oil, clean air filter, fix wiring
>still running like shit
>check valves
>one cam knob is stripped, and wiggles up and down
>valve barely moves bc of useless cam
>cam chain loose as fuck, literally 1-2 inches of vertical movement when there shouldn't be any
>one link almost sheared, it wore a hole in the engine casing
>it's a miracle the thing even fucking starts, let alone runs
>too poor to rebuild engine
>bike is worth nothing
wtf am I supposed to do here aside from cry and ride my moped backup
>>14226277
>is that a nickle I smell!
>>14226249
>riding with plates
>ever
Still, buy a ticket to Europe and live as a vagabond for a year until the statue of limitation expires
Reminder to ride your bikes and do bad things
Just lost all engine braking today
And now I have to rev to 4000K just to get away from a stop sign
I don't know why. I think its a valve issue.
>>14226408
Reminder if it's not a harley it's not a bike
>>14226412
What baik.
>tfw might be getting a running, inspected and plated DR650 for 1500 this week
I'll have to sell my 250, and as much as that hurts, the DR is what inspired me into riding and getting my M endorsement in the first place
gonna fuck a hooker on top of my bike, toughts?
>>14226164
chicken stips rider here, shouldnt the trottle be constant during the corner
>>14226498
Wear one of those "If you can read this the bitch fell off" shirts
Also do a Wheelie the moment she sits on the back but before she manages to grab you
I call it the Whorewheelie
>>14226202
my barnett clutch got delayed AGAIN
so no
>>14226507
No you should be accelerating smoothly through the corner as soon as the bike is leaned
>>14226286
p-pls I don't wanna be moped scum
>>14226249
>2009
>temp tags
how
>>14226520
scientologist fuck
>>14226553
Hey it stopped him from being a drug addicted waster like half the posters here, so I doubt he would take that as an insult.
It's currently 5 F in the great white north of wisconsin. Rode my bike all the way until the 23rd of December. Came back from Alabama and it's fucking snowing. Now I can't ride and it sucks. Saw some cool af bikes at barbers vintage motorsports museum tho. Pic related.
>>14226270
because I'm a weak retard. I brought it back up, tried to get on, lost balance and tipped it back over
I'm getting a bike soon, should I get a brand new hyosung 250 or should I just go with a used ninja 300? When I sat on the hyo, it felt more aggressive and heavier, so I'm thinking it might be better to learn on if I want to get a super sport in the future. But then again the ninja's a bit more powerful and refined, plus better reputation for reliability. Getting parts isn't a big deal for me, I have a local shop that can get me parts for both bikes. I'm also decently capable at working on my own vehicle so work shouldn't be too big an issue (still don't want a lemon though obviously).
Or should I just abandon both ideas entirely and just get an older ninja 250? It just seems like they're so old at this point that it'd be easier and cheaper to buy a newer more reliable bike.
>>14226566
>>14226695
Get a v-rod like a real man
>>14226695
get a dirtbike. all the bikes you mentioned suck dick.
>>14226695
are you limited to 300cc? if so, I personally would get a Ninja 300 over the Hyosung since i was gonna get myself a Hyosung GV650 and was talked out of it by a guy on dbt who had 16 faults over 12 months with his GV.
If however you can ride bigger bikes and just want a learners bike, get a GS500E /F. cost should vary from 1000-2000 for a decent used one. it was my first bike for a year and i was happy
>>14226695
Twin Turbo Hayabusa or an MV Agusta Brutale Dragster
All those potential wives!
CBR500 a comfy
Grom a fucking really hard seat
R6 a tall
Cool to sit on different bikes, so far the ninja is the only thing I've sat on, was mind blowing how nimble new bikes are compared to my little 250 from 2004, the fuckin R6 was easier to tip than it!
>>14226113
>>14226123
>flipping the coyote off
>pet dog
OK...
Who /tw/ here?
Anyone dragging their fat tire through the snow yet?
>>14226768
this reminds me
this summer i have to figure out how to jew my neighborhood ducati dealershit into letting 18 y/o me test ride a panigale and make boring webms of it
>>14226872
I'm quite nervous to test ride bikes right now, still learnin
Probably a long shot, but has anyone here had a Suzuki Savage 650? Are there any big mechanical issues with them? I know it's a shit bike, that's why I want one. Just don't want to break down constantly.
>>14226220
it did, he hasn't done it since.
>>14226241
kek. practice going slow. it's easy to go fast
>>14226894
>suzuki twin
>breaking down
They are GS500-tier indestructible. Also easy to service
>>14226695
get the Ninja, those things are sweet
>>14226249
>2000+15+1
>Showing any sign of documentation in terms of license/plates/ or other bullshit
Cmon bruh.
>>14226716
Thanks, I wasn't really thinking of the 500s but I already found a decent one locally so I might just jump on it.
anyone done a valve adjustment before? i have an i4 and gotta remove the camshafts to get the buckets off. i've read a lot of tutorials, and it doesnt seem too damn difficult. the hardest/most annoying part seems like draining and removing the radiator, kinda. i'm gonna check my clearances no problem, but my oil's already drained and i got some new coolant right here, so if they need an adjustment, i might wanna do it.
howhard/10?
>>14226202
Yup.
>air filter+oil
>keyed ignition switch
>oil + filters
>brake light switch
>new sprocket
Also are those chinese radiators?
>>14226241
>Not putting the side stand down when lifting from the right
Thats pretty ballsy, all it takes is a little over powering and you've just flipped it over.
>>14227014
Yeah, I didn't think about that. I told my riding buddy about what happened when I met up with him after that happened, and he told me I was an idiot for not putting the kickstand down since I had it laid down on the right side. Lesson learned
>>14226241
What happened? Did you stall it?
>>14227034
They should start teaching it to people when they're going for their license. I can't imagine a bike lying in the middle of the road until someone comes along to help lift it is good for traffic.
I dropped mine for the first time last month when my pillion tried to get off the bike before i had myself planted.
>>14226970
Depends on bike. All that you described seems pretty complicated compared to how it goes on my GSX600F (i4 16-valve DOHC, oil-cooled (there's a radiator for oil), shim-over-bucket valve adjustment):
>remove front fairings, fuel tank, cross brace, ignition coils and disconnect some wiring and the throttle cable (they're in the way)
>valve cover is held on by 14 bolts, remove those
>remove valve cover
>remove spark plugs and signal generator cover so you can turn the engine over using a 19mm wrench or socket
>measure valve clearance while turning engine from signal generator nut to get camshafts to different positions for different cylinders
For every valve out of spec:
>with a pair of pliers, slide rocker arm to side, jam against side of cam
>with a magnet, remove old shim, replace with shim of correct thickness, release rocker arm (a spring snaps it back), measure again
>repeat until all valves within spec
>reinstall signal generator cover, gaskets, valve cover, ignition components, cross brace, throttle cable and wiring, fuel tank, front fairing
>>14226894
Ive onle heard bad things about that bike, but nothing bad about reliability.
>>14226905
im pretty sure it a single cylinder bike m8
>>14227070
>rocker arm
I thought all DOHCs had the cam press directly on the bucket.
>>14226970
On my DRZ it wasn't hard, even when I had to remove the cams to adjust the valves. I don't know how hard it would be on an I4 though. Seems like it would be hard to get the cams in and out if you can't have all 4 cylinders at TDC at the same time.
>>14227113
Nah, that thing circled in red is the rocker arm which presses on the shim which presses on the bucket which presses on the valve. They slide towards each other, you can see the spring between the two arms. No need to remove camshafts.
>>14227049
yup
>>14227070
>>14227113
doesn't seem that hard, idk. how hard could i fuck up? i did a clutch change, dug some plate scraps of metal out of the sump, and removed the headers. that's the hardest stuff i've done so far.
>>14226583
I'd rather be addicted to anything (even dog shit) than join scientology
daily reminder to tenderly love your baiku
So all my oil mysteriously disappeared.
>bought bike couple days ago. oil viewing glass showed oil almost at the top
>only ridden like 20 minutes since then. After that I have been working on it.
>finish putting it back together today.
>sounds funny when I kick it
>check the oil level
>nothing visible from viewing glass
>no visible oil puddle under bike
Surely it didn't burn all the oil already. I guess I'll just have to watch it.
>tfw maybe the meme is real
>>14227161
It's not overly hard, only time-consuming. Also double and triple-check you get the timing and cam chain tension right unless you want to grenade your engine.
>>14226699
>>14227161
Just make sure you have it on the right cam position when you check your valves, and be sure to put everything back together the way it was. If you have to remove the cams make sure you know at what orientation to put them back in.
Other than that the worst thing you can do is drop something down into your head.
>>14226202
nothing bike related, just my LED light for light painting.
Oddly enough I have a radiator on the way too.
>>14227161
>>14227174
>>14227183
forgot link. this is what i'll be doing.
http://www.600riders.com/forum/how-to-s-/53398-valve-clearance-adjustment.html
>>14227140
Oh I haven't seen one like that. On my DRZ the cam pressed on the bucket. Under the bucket was the shim that pressed on the valve tappet or whatever it is that presses the valve open.
On my KTM there's a single cam that I think presses a rocker arm on each side for intake/exhaust which presses on the tappet or whatever that piece is called.
I don't understand the need for the rocker arms when all the valves are aligned like that.
>>14226695
do whatever you can to get an i4 250
>>14227064
I know the feel. Dropped my 750 when I took off way too hard on a slick road. Some guy had to help me get it back up because Honda Shadow. Held up traffic, worse experience ever
POST YOUR BIKES!
>>14227246
>>14227246
Shitbikes mayne
>>14227171
irc your oil leevel won't really show up on the sight glass if the bike's leant over on its kickstand.
>>14227246
Here's one of her naked.
>>14227224
What makes it even freakier is that after 1998 they changed the design so that there's only 8 cam lobes pressing down on the 16 valves via 8 two-pronged rockers. You can somewhat see it in the picture. Thank god they made the adjustment screw-and-locknut rather than shim-over-bucket.
>>14227246
spark plug change day
>>14227246
I really need to get better pics of my bike
>>14227246
Her current state
>>14227246
Why should I not get an FZ-07?
>>14227311
why shouldn't you?
>>14227311
It has a stupid name.
>>14227303
Did she get totaled? what are you getting now?
>>14227282
>>14227282
I had it held straight up. I even tried leaning it to the side with the glass on it to see if I could see any flow over. Nothing. It seemed to take quite a bit of oil before it showed in the glass again too. It was weird.
I did have it laying on its side about 20 minutes before that. Maybe that could have made it all flow to the head but it seems unlikely that it would still be there.
Also I forgot forgot to put the cap back on after adding more to it, so it sprayed all over the place when I started it after that lol. Got fucking everything all oily.
![2014_MT-07_dash[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/85DEQeC.jpg "2014_MT-07_dash[1].jpg")
>>14227311
non adjustable preload.
I think they're alright bikes on the proviso that you're not thinking about one to go out smashing twisties on.
>>14227337
Nah, it's called maintenace and modifcations. I'm in no hurry seeing as I already got my valve job done and I won't be able to ride before April anyway due to snow.
>>14226164
Have you checked the wheel bearings and swingarm bearing/bush?
>>14227246
>>14226241
You weak fuck. Do you even lift?
Why is anything Akrapovic does so boner inducing
>>14226412
Sure sounds like a valve issue
>>14227364
Post pics of u repping 350 bench press or hush
>>14227364
>>14226651
Also, I'm working on it. /fit/ told me that the only way to to get /fit/ is to lift in a pool of post-breakup tears, which is exactly what I'm doing. The bike is a part of that, it's pretty much my early-life-crisis-mobile
>>14227389
>She dead lifts 500+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRtC5HzYrHk
>>14227406
dead lifts are easy though
>>14226113
I have a kawasaki '06 250 with a bent frame and 17k miles
what price should I sell it for?
>>14226412
>having valves at all
>>14227417
I can't shift because of where the bent frame part is located so it is unridable since I crashed in 3rd gear
I have a question for anyone who's completed the MSF training course in Texas, how much did it cost and how long did it take? I'm 20 if that helps.
>>14227428
call their number lol
>>14227428
I'm from nyc, MSF course consist of 20 hours, how every you want to split it, 10 on road, 9 in class, and 1 test. $350 non refundable.
>>14227428
What is Google, alex?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c5_1452645977
>>14227438
My NYC MSF wasn't close to 20 hours, It was a two day split 5 hours max.
>>14227434
Closest one is closed after 5 gonna send an email instead.
>>14227438
Thanks for the info pal
>>14227444
Tried that first, wouldn't want to waste my time asking here first anyways.
>>14227169
Source please
>>14227471
It was the weekend for me also, but I didn't mind it, granted it was in middle of December when there was 3 feet of snow and shit..
>>14227491
>>14227474
Don't mind my duplicate posts, I thought the first one didn't go through, I have two dbt's open.
>>14227504
I do mind. Delete them both.
>>14227497
Mine was during the rainy season of November. I obviously dropped the bike, which helped me learn what to do when dropping a bike.
>>14227510
I'll delete one because you're so cute.
>filename
>>14227467
abs would've saved him
>>14227519
y-you too
>>14227467
It must suck to live in the third world.
Here in america we only have to worry about getting shot if we encounter police, go to the movies, go to school, go to any public building, go to the wrong side of town, wear the wrong colors, have dark skin, are in a gang, or live in a pupulated or unpopulated area.
>>14227525
Jesus Christ, mate. You do not fuck around.
Random V-Max I spotted onna street, looks sexy
>>14227246
My fucking 2 and 3 aren't getting spark until I go above 3k. still can't figure out whats wrong. new sparks/coils/wires and points are working.
this is what I get for buying a 30+ year old bike
>>14227525
Seems like this isn't your first punchy rodeo.
>>14227525
swiftest mirror punch I've ever seen. nice m8
>>14227557
check your stator.
>>14227467
I would have shown them my own piece and watched as they sped off or swerved away and crashed
>tfw live in burgerland where I can Concealed Carry
r8 my mic sock
>>14227467
>>14227572
>yfw it's a bb gun
Okay fellas serious business here. I want to start offering my company to the lonely ladies of tinder and other dating sites who arent being properly cared for.
$200 for my services seems fair, yes? I dont want to fuck ugly or fat bitches, I really dont. But I want to do actual work even less so for that I'm willing to drag my dick through the... ughh.
>>14227586
and you are posting this here why?
>>14227586
wrong thread m80
>>14227585
9 times out of 10, robbers like that either have an unloaded gun or have an airsoft replica/BB gun and run as soon as you show any kind of backbone
>>14227598
>>14227599
Where else would I ask
>>14227562
goddamn it's like he cut that shit with his samurai sword hand
>>14227525
Nice clip off youtube
>still resorting to punching off mirrors by hand
How do your barbarians live in the stone age like this?
https://youtu.be/P3plT7qSIsU?t=41s
>>14227569
How should I go about testing my current one?
>>14227525
sauce?
>>14227586
We're all faggots here, m8. Post a photo so we can see if you're worth $200.
>>14227579
>money on the keyboard
Shit was so cash.
>>14227618
True men don't need such luxuries. All sweat and muscle, kid.
>>14227557
Sounds like a stator issue.
>>14227619
You check your voltage at several points to see if it has the correct output.
Now that I think about it though, the stator is probably fine if your battery is charging.
>>14227246
>tfw remember being nobike
>tfw bike has helped me get a promotion at work and a raise
>helped me meet a flat chested qt with wide hips
>helped me make new frieds
>takes me to buy junkfood at night
>gives me FAST
God
Is there anything a bike cant do?
I love you bike.
I love you.
>>14227632
I have big wee wee
Just got out of school today, went to hop on bike, it's fucking snowing, fucked up shitbox so dailying the bike again posted about it a little while ago, get to bike, layering gear, jacket on jacket on balaclava on gloves on tears, girl that parked next to me who i dont know was like "do you want a ride home?" all feeling bad for me like, fuck no im not a pussy "no i do this a lot thank you though", now that i think about it i shouldve made a joke about her riding me home, kind gesture though
>>14227660
congratulations, you're an epic /dbt/ meme now, Jesus-chan. take care of squid waifu.
>>14227660
I'll give you about $3.50
>>14227660
pics of weewee to prove it
>>14227660
nice hair, strong jawline, id fuck you
>>14227670
i wish squidanon was dead
>>14227467
>spilling motorcycle spaghetti
>tfw you will never be the hero of /dbt/ like r6 anon was
>tfw you're so unnoticeable that cars regularly try to merge into you
>tfw
;_;
>>14227689
no u
>>14227689
>hating on anime squid gril
get fucked
>>14227696
squidanon was the hero /dbt/ needed but did not deserve
>>14227696
Remove exhaust system, install earplugs.
>hint: don't put yourself in a position to be merged into in the first place
>>14227654
>>14227647
I'll check my stator/volt rect. tomorrow. I've already dumped $400 more then I was expecting in this thing, maybe it just needs a little more.
>>14227670
>>14227706
Kek
>>14227689
He is m8
>>14227696
get LED's like squidanon
>>14227697
>>14227704
>defending shitposters
>>14227715
do you have the pics of his dick?
>>14227689
he's been dead nigga, where've you been?
>>14227716
>>14227730
wait really?
>>14227722
>hes not a shit poster
>>14227740
>cant read english
carbs suck for winter.
>>14227750
winter sucks for motorcycles in general
>>14227737
>>14227737
Last we heard from him he was on dbt really drugged up saying he was gonna go commit vehicular suicide.
Hasn't come back since.
He's dead m8.
>>14227750
i know mang I keep killing my battery every time starting my project bike
>>14227768
>vehicular suicide
classy as FUCK
>>14227608
Well, maybe that's why he has an axe.
>>14227768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg
>>14227772
>tfw electric + kick start
>can e-start if all is well or kick it if battery is dead
>feelsgoodman
>>14227778
>it's a rubber halloween axe
>>14227161
I'll add to the other guys that when you put it back together, turn the engine over twice by hand, that way if you've done something wrong, it won't break anything.
>>14227744
>implying shit posters are bad, thus implying you arent a shit poster
right>>?
>>14227782
my bike was made to have kick starter, but not in the US for whatever reason. the dirtbike version has the kick start tho
damn 90s japan
>>14227781
I founded the /dbt/ with Squidanon you stupid fucking tool. Yes, I have a 250r, and No, I'm not ging to post my license on teh chinz, you stupid nigger chink.
The /dbt/ was founded on hetero ideals to get away from anime scum like you... guys riding bikes and fuckin bitches, in real life.. not fucking pillows with cartoons of 10 year old asian girls in mini skirts.
If you want to drop by my house, please feel free, I've posted it before.
https://www.google.com/maps/@34.2389315,-118.6395915,18z
I'm waiting.
>>14227763
>>14227763
I ride with my dad sometimes, even try winter because he's crazy like that. His bike starts up just fine and rides without any issue. Takes like 20 tries to get the choke right without dying for me. Then he's like "yo, let's fucking go, boy." obviously joking but still annoying starting it up.
>>14227763
Only if it snows.
>>14227790
ayy lmao
Did that bakuon animu ever come out?
>ktm
>>14227793
Is it a DR?
>riding a carbed bike
L
M
A
O
HOW FUCKING POOR DO YOU HAVE TO BE
K E K
>>14227724
Unfortunately, no.
>>14227768
how many dbt anons are dead? how many are but no one ever knew?
>>14227809
Not until April m8.
>>14227815
I'll never forget her led's
Why do Chinese motorcycles get such a bad rep?
My brother has been riding a 250 enduro made in China that he bought online for like $1700 brand new and assembled himself.
We've managed to keep regular maintenance up on it and he hasn't had any issues on it and has been riding it for almost two years now.
>>14227818
RIP in peace 1st bike buell 1125r anon..
>>14227812
>tfw carbed
>tfw air cooled
>>14227765
what part of NY is this
please tell me KKK died too
>>14227839
I did ;)
>>14227818
how does that even happen he had 3 lanes open
>>14227830
tends to be the build quality is bad and they don't make great commuters
>>14227839
maybe one day all tripfags will vanish.
>>14227834
Queens to Manhattan. midtown turnpike or LIE iirc.
wanna meet up and fug?
>>14227828
>her
But wasn't squidanon a dude? Was he a tranny or do you just call him a her because he posted squid girls?
>>14227812
Pretty poor, but not so poor that I can't afford a bike.
>>14227833
>first time riding bike with cooling system
>cooling system kicks in
>whirring noise
>confused
>think I broke bike somehow for a moment
>>14227834
I think somewhere in Queens.
>>14227852
>kill da normies
stay cucked, anon
>>14227842
what happened to squid
>>14227818
I hope that if I ever shrek myself someone would post about it here.
>>14227525
>>14227562
post more mirror punch webms
this makes me feel good
>>14227862
>tfw every time I go to BMW dealership I'm the only person there under 40
>>14227860
>going into JFK
NOPE
I'd still like to do this with an anon one day
>>14227863
who knows. the dude is too much of a hot head for this board.
>>14227848
I guess it's hit or miss with all the random ass companies that make bikes in China, but the Haosen has held up pretty well. QLink and Loncin are both good brands that I've had experience with as well.
Just make sure all the bolts have locktite and watch out for rust.
>>14227872
>Not knowing that JFK and shit has some dank turns after 1-2am in middle of the week where hardly any cars are on the road.
Or we can just go ride on the Southern State, like Skank and them.
>>14227870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQLwUxfwTC8
>>14226498
Get her to show you the meaning of passenger peg
>>14227873
what was he like IRL?
Anybody that's in the Charleston, SC area and wants to be riding friends? :3
>>14227871
>tfw no BMW
>tfw no harley
but
>tfw white
it all equals out.
>>14227879
JFK is dank and curvy alright but you get lost for hours there. hill vision is a problem too.
still fun. wanna meet up and fug on some airplanes?
>>14227889
imagine what he is like on 4chan, but with words and actions.
>>14227879
>>14227899
>bikes
>airplanes
>no link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VHaQeY88po
>>14227901
So he is constantly shouting random shit?
>>14227873
>>14227901
fuk u m8! ur just mad cuz squidanon fukt ur mum and made u watch!
>>14227882
some of those were not justified but they make me feel good regardless
>>14227899
After it gets bit warmer, just came from Dr, this shit weather is fucking brutal.
>>14227907
squidanon met up with KKK in real life and rekt his mum's pussy while KKK was locked in the bedroom closet. KKK had his first ejaculation because squiddie touched his no-no's in 1st grade when KKK didn't even know what "penis" meant. KKK was forced to watched his mum lose her virginity to squiddie's squid dick whilst he touched himself and ejaculated to the sight of his mum being rekt by squiddie. This is how KKK lost his virginity and innocence. From then on he'd torture animals and secretly masturbate to his mum while in her prescence. He mixed his cum into his mum's cooking and tricked his guests/friends into ingesting his semen. When KKK reached the age of 18 he started experimenting with urethal insertion and BDSM. He used common household items while he hid in the locked closet secretly watching squidanon rekt his mum. before, during, and after he'd touch himself to the sight of his mum being raped by squiddie; he was unable to understand his subconscious impulses to stroke his throbbing shaft. Eventually, it reached the point where he started using his own freshly spilled blood as lubricant during these sexual encounters between squiddie and his mum and unintentionally fainted upon ejaculation from loss of blood. When he collapsed, knocking the closet door down, SQUIDDIE then proceeded to fukt him, as his mum's saggy vagina had long been rekt by a pack of African-American midget squids. he was urinated on by his own mother's cum-filled vagina and sexually exploited and abused by squidanon whilst unconscious. he woke up to find his penis impaled by multiple household objects including a push-pin, hairbrush, and toothpick. His rekt mum's rekt pussy was shown discarded and dismembered on the bedroom floor to him. his mum then proceeded to sexually abuse him further, re-opening the fresh wounds on his anus by his mother. After he was sodomized by his rekt mother's pussy squidanon came back into the room and proceeded to fukt his mum AND his mum.
>>14227907
basically. maymays 4 days
>>14227899
What you ride?
>>14227923
Are you the guy with the red 600r?
>>14227928
How did you meet up with him if you don't live in NY.
>>14227928
>shotgun pipe streetfighter
oh my god my dick
>>14227572
that or you get shot as soon as you try to make a move.
>>14227935
my parents live in manhattan, we chilled in a park where there was a ducati and triumph dealership but it was closed because monday.
>>14227928
he turned you into a maymay m8. you should be honored.
>>14227860
>Any part of the BQE
>Good ride
>never done more than day rides
>want to go exploring new areas
>might try to make a trip to the Deals Gap area in mid-May or June for fun
Any other US hasbikes want to go there and possibly have a meetup ride with a higher crash rate than SEM?
>>14227812
>>14227833
yfw i own 3 bikes, all air cooled, carbureted, and memes
gs500
125
scooter
>>14227949
Oh I know where that is. It's a good thing I never met the guy.
>>14227934
Correct.
>>14227951
Bro trust me, BQE is fucking horrendous with the bumps and segmented roads and shit, but ironically, every time I am on it, someone wants to race/ go hard, so I cave in. Besides, what other alternatives do I have from lower Brooklyn?
>>14227960
rude
>>14227950
>yfw he was already a meme, although faceless
>>14227941
it was the second prettiest ducati there.
>>14227950
it happens to everyone I guess.
>>14227960
it was a good kek I tell you what.
>>14227963
repaved jackie robinson is always fun. there used to be alot of racing on francis lewis but I think the fuzz ruined that.
>>14227965
Look I'm all for riding with others, but if you're just a meme shouting guy with lack of some self control then I'm not with it.
>>14227970
>beetle butt ducutty
>>14227981
I dont even have a bike I just come here to shitpost
>>14227986
Oh then keep the spirit alive.
>>14227847
target fixation I bet
>>14227949
do you have a pic with the leds on?
>>14226793
>one runs in front of the bike
>one is hanging out the window in a parked car
You retarded son?
>>14227949
did you ride his 'bike'
