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[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ]
>first meet of 2016 edition

> 'Strayan Cars & Bikes
> 'Strayan Questions & Answers
> 'Strayan Pictures & Videos
> 'Strayan Blogging, Bitching & Moaning
> 'Strayan Scenc as fuck

/dat/ Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1049739
/dat/ Music List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmusic
/dat/ Meets List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmeets

Previous thread: >>14212243
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>>14222678
first for commycunt!
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>>14222689
and we're off to a good start
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>>14222696
At least you posted the correct pic this time tweedledartcunt
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>>14222700
dude what
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sa meet this saturday who's in?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaPOXwefcE

Local rallies are the best rallies
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>>14222706
bro
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>>14222711
is this actually happening or is every going to drop out again?
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>>14222719
>that music

didn't realise there was a motorsport scene in barbados
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>>14222719
>mfw almost near my house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYJ68auARQw
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>>14222744
We don't spend shitloads of money on our cars for nothing
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>>14222727
>>14222711
yo im in for saturday just tell me when and where
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>>14222749
I want to go to this again

went in 2011, shit was cash
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>>14222711
I have work that night so as long as it's around 4-5pm I'm up for it.
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>>14222768
im going this year for sure
http://www.wrc.com/en/wrc/calendar/australia-2016/page/701--701-682--682.html
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>>14222711
I'm free any time after 12 so early afternoon I guess?
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>>14222711
Depends how these migraine meds go. I can do pretty much anytime from midday up until maybe 6pm. Got things to do that night.

>>14222727
That's happened once, and I was still there.
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>>14222806
if you drive on the meds and crash you'll end up in another coma, boy.
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>>14222806
>hitting the speed limit of my bike at only 8,000 rpm
God a literbike looks good
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>>14222826
MC22? It's a weird experience to say the least. That's a sixth gear roll on, I don't think I was pinning it either. It sits around 4,500-5,000rpm at 110-115 in sixth. It'll do 162 in first.

>>14222823
>all medication causes drowsiness.
Not much makes me drowsy thankfully, even the valium I had for my torn muscle didn't do much in that respect.
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https://dave-roland.bandcamp.com/album/the-original-music-to-the-last-ride

essential driving soundtrack

who's the other musical guy on here? why hasnt he made the /dat/ theme yet?
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>>14222853
jimmy and postie were both guitarists weren't they?
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>>14222901
But Jimmy dont post no more and postie dont anything till he gets better.
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SA meet Saturday at 1pm ?
where? also have to remember bike nuts are out and about since tour down under. 50 points for ever rider you hit! get 1,000 points and you get an extra life
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>>14222905
Vic Harbor and the backroads?
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>>14222903
>postie dont anything till he gets better.
I still do quick recordings and what not. Fleshing out ideas and keeping tabs on where my playing is at.

https://clyp.it/51xxjui5
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>>14222911
Supergroup of Dave Roland, Jimmy Strings and Postieanon to make a /dat/ theme song when?
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>>14222905
>>14222909
yo im good going anywhere just tell me where to meet you cunts
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>>14222919
it needs to be a good parking lot or some place that's easy to find. anyone know some good spots in vic for the meetup? we can decide where to drive after the inital meetup
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>>14222911
We need this:

Wake Up Neets! Everybody's shitposting.

Wake Up Neets! We really need you.

Wake Up Neets! You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Neets before the day's through.

What's that sound? I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound? It's not Falcunt or Type R

BLDC's awake so let's have another guess now.

Oh my goodness, it must be Neets!

Wake Up Neets! Everybody's shitposting.

Wake Up Neets! We really need you.

Wake Up Neets! You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Neets before the day's through.

Squishy Squishington is is crashing his motorbike.

Skyrine is fixing a transmission.

Jimmy Strings is dancing round in circles.

Wake Up Comaboy! We need you for the thread!

Wake Up Comaboy! Everybody's shitposting.

Wake Up Comaboy! We really need you.

Wake Up Comaboy! You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Comaboy, before the day's through.

Comaboy: (yawning) Could you keep that noise down? I'm trying to stay in a coma.
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>>14222934
>Jimmy on guitar
>Dave on synths
>Postie on drums and bass

i want this
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>>14222934
I sung this to myself but fucked up once I got to BLDC's awake... fuck
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>>14222941
but postie is lead guitar... haven't you listened to him play
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>>14222953
but i want jimmy on lead guitar. who the fuck will do the drums?
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>>14222934
>Squishy Squishington is is crashing his motorbike.

Top kek.

>>14222957
SoupNinja has an electric drum kit iirc, he hasn't posted in who knows how long though.
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>>14222911
>https://clyp.it/51xxjui5

When are your balls gonna drop?
That is some high pitch voice
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>but I want Jimmy doing anything
bitch please he is dead
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>>14222911
noice stuff man
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>>14222981
There is no singing in it?
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>>14223019
Just talking and bitch giggling at the end
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>>14223026
The fuck you smoking man, there is no voices in it, just guitar
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Jimmyshit is dead
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>>14223034
MUST BE THE dmt
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>>14222941
I can't play drums.

>>14222934
I'm not sure how i feel about this.

>>14222981
There's no vocals in that.

>>14223011
Cheers.

>>14223026
>Just talking and bitch giggling at the end
What? There are zero vocals in that clip. It was recorded direct from my preamp. There was no microphone involved that could've pick up any room noise.
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>>14223042
Fuck mate, you have to stop injecting the DMTs.

Now excuse me while I snort some cones to get wasted
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>>14222806
hahaha you cant get past that SUV! top kek
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>>14222689
FUCK OFF
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>change transmission filter
>notice it's leaking a bit
>tighten the bolts
>first turn
>head snaps clean off
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>>14223045
There is vocals.

Maybe you still have brain issues.

>eveycunt fucked it up, could have had fun with that.
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>>14223068
>not using a torque wrench
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>>14223048
>implying I was trying too.
That was my pace car. Average speed camera zone. If I wanted to pass him I could've easily done it.

>>14223072
No I would've just called you a retard. It's a direct input recording, as in it's literally impossible for it to have picked up room noise.
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>>14222911
Nice clip. Who's the singer?
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>>14223077
nah, im pretty sure the suv picked up his pace because some aspie is trying to catch up
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>>14222696
Suck me off
At the next station plz
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>>14222972
I still post from time to time.

I just don't bother with tripfagging anymore.

>tfw haven't done any drumming for like 4-5 months.
There's a few beats I wanna drum out though, might have to get on it again.
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>>14223097
You can see he waits until the last second to merge thinking I was going to pass. I'd downshift if I wanted too. That whole area uses average speed cameras. The trick is to find a car that's going slightly over the limit and to stay behind them. That or time yourself and stop before each set of cameras.

It's a painfully boring stretch of road so the cameras are salt in the wounds more than anything.
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>>14223077
>No I would've just called you a retard. It's a direct input recording, as in it's literally impossible for it to have picked up room noise.

I'm sorry you still have a continuing brain issue, it is affecting you badly.
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>>14223076
Yeah, they are fucking expensive though

lesson learnt
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>>14223077
>>14223130
>using a pace car on roads with average cameras

how didn't I ever think of doing this

thanks, based anon
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so sa meed this saturday at 1 are we meeting at victor or meeting somewhere and then going there?
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>>14223190
sounds like

victor>backroads>???

we could also just cruise up the coast and end in glenelg or something
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>>14223196
victor is pretty far away from adeliade im still fine meeting there just thought it might be good for others to meet somewhere closer first?
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>>14223166
80 bucks is expensive?

I think wasting half a day fucking around having to go buy extractors and shit is expensive time wise.
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>>14223076
my friends think I'm weird because I torque my wheel bolts to spec lel
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>>14223130
Mate, hook your feet over the plate when you pass the camera
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>>14223202
is there anywhere thats not in the city but has a decent easy place to get to? maybe aldinga beach? we can follow the coast from there instead
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>>14223215
or do that skateboard grip tape shit
you can see through it but cameras see nothing when they flash
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>>14223220
I'd prefer the hills just for less traffic and more shade. Windy point was pretty good for it last time.

Would suggest Mt lofty but a couple of our biker anons have trouble up there
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>check prices of ma70 supras
>7k+ on carsales
fucking grouse
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>>14223264
nah man you don't want that this time of year bikes everwhere

>bikes.avi
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>>14223207
I can't find one under $100
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>>14223275
I just got cheap supercheapauto clicker torque wrench.

Took it into workshop at work and they tested it, was accurate until getting into the lower 20% of its range.
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>>14223267
>MA70
>not buying a JZA70
Might as well just buy a Soarer
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>>14223285
I need popups m8
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>>14223305
>tfw popups will never make a comeback
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>>14223312
what I don't get is why they couldn't make safe popups
apprarently they were stopped because of pedestrian crash safety but if you have a setup like on a 928/miura, springloaded though so it can recede if hit
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>get ebay chip for my stroker E30 from bumfuck Molodova
>$30 including postage
>do a before and after test with my shitbox e34 m20
>hoon with the standard 525i/325i chip, meh
>put in new chip
>feels better all round, no rev limiter cut off
>noice

I've got another cheap chip coming from California for like $15, not sure on the specs on that. I'll have to get a AFR meter and compare

Also my fuckup today trying my hand at being a painter

>filling in key scratches down the car with touch up pain
>do 3 coats over 3 days with a thin paint brush
>go to wet sand it smooth today
>fucked up and went into undercoat
>FUCK SHIT CUNT

I'm going to get an airbrush tomorrow and do it properly, might fix a few dents and some cracking clear coat at the same time.
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what are the origins of "scenc" /dat/
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>>14223341
my dick
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>>14220359
honestly dude just get one if thats what you want, cunts will till you its a bad idea and if it is so what? have fun with life and do what you want before you have too many responsibilites to have fun
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commycunt why do you hate mcm so much? i get that theyre autistic but
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>>14223341
someone misspelled it
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>>14223352
>cunts will till you its a bad idea and if it is so what?
cunts on dat told jimmy the mr2 was bad and look what happened to him
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>>14223336
don't trust moldova or anything coming from there m8
pack an extinguisher
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found a new pic of falcunt
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>>14223280
How often would you torque in the "lower 20% range"?
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>>14223389
oi fuck off cunt, he helped me heaps with cooking pasta, finally made some spirals that didn't taste like flour
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>>14223357
moog literally told me to fuck off, something i dont forget

the guys a bigger autistic spaz and blanketbanned 4chan members and /o/ and me spesifically from the site and meets

Their huge dickheads

Marty is ok but is caught up in the horseshit

Rake is a faggot and the whole show is just a rip off sell out of what it used to be (season 2 Cressida JZ swap anyone?) Now its all normie flashy bullshit and dumb ads in Supercheap Auto

They auto hate falcadores and called them 'taxi's in old podcasts then retracted that statement when half their fanbase own shitty old falcadores
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>>14223395
Ah noice how did it turn out?

Use parmisan cheese wedge from aldi for maximum fap like $5.50 i think tastes great
>>14223389
LEWL
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>>14223341
Squishy tried typing "scenic" one day in the /dbt/. I noticed it on the main page and got a bit of a laugh out of it, posted it here and it stuck ever since.
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>>14223391
I have two torque wrenches one does 19-110nm and the other is 6-30nm.

They have done everything I have needed so far. But I mainly work on motorbikes.
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>>14223121
Ah, I've been the same. Stopped using my trip outside the /dat/ because there's no real point any more.

Did you end up finding a CBR to call your own? I might've heard on the grapevine you got a new bike.

>>14223341
Scenc comes from the latin 'Senkus' (pronounced sehn-kuss) which has no real meaning.

Jokes aside, >>14223408 is right, I misspelled it once and it caught on as a meme.
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>>14223424
>Stopped using my trip outside the /dat/ because there's no real point any more

I'm glad you have seen the light brother.
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>>14223433
i know that feel people can still tell who i am by posting style and cars/autism
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>>14223407
turned out great considering it was shitty black n gold
after draining had to keep turning it over every minute to stop it from getting dry as shit

did you do a hospo course or something?
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>>14223439
About to start chef but been pissing around at home for years since i was a babby
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>>14223421
Is there a standard range of torque used on cars?
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>>14223401
aye, they've stopped been grassroots and gone all "look how many experts we can being in for one episode"
cunts could at least acknowledge that they've changed directions
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>>14223451
yeah dont strip or snap bolts and dont crimp gaskits

hard to get a feel how much is too much or too little when your new
>>14223461
i watch the small guys like ozmods at least their ls1 build is alrite
and they seem actually nice, MCM got too big for its boots around season 3 and started faking everything and became less about cars and more about their branding/marketing ausJDM brand of faggotry
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>>14223463
I just tighten until I get resistance
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>>14223451
It depends on what you are doing, some head bolts get torqued to like 20Nm and then turn an extra 120 degrees.
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yo did we decided where the sa meet is? or will we decide that later on? anyway just post it every day so we all get to see it see you cunts saturday
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>>14223463
are the faggot mods still banning you when you use your trip?
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>>14223433
If it weren't for the handful of trip-relevant posts I make here occasionally I'd drop trip completely. It's not like I do anything particularly noteworthy so ehh.

>>14223435
To be honest a blind man couldn't miss your autism, Falcunt.
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>>14223451
IDK. Maybe skyrine could answer that.
Like I said before the 2 torque wrenches I have (1/4 & 3/8 drive) have done everything I have needed on motorbikes so far.
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>>14223489
I'm guessing I can't go wrong with a 1/4 and 1/2
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>>14223424
>Stopped using my trip outside the /dat/ because there's no real point any more.
I never really used it outside of the /dat/, maybe occasionally in the /dbt/ but that place gets worse and worse every time I check it out so I tend to avoid it.

>Did you end up finding a CBR to call your own?
Kek no, I never bothered upgrading my license.
>protip: don't sell your old bike before a big holiday, then come back busy, injured, and with nothing to ride with even if I could.

I'll probably look into it come Autumn, but for now I don't really neeeed a new fast superbike or anything.
>I might've heard on the grapevine you got a new bike.
That would be the ER6NL you've seen posted here.
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>>14223463
I like the electric car episode
Makes me want to do an electric AZ1 or Cappucino
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>>14223494
Unless you need a torque value between 30-40Nm.
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>tfw manual lists torque in kg/m
>wrench has values for both lb/ft and Nm
At least the english is readable, should be glad for that
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anyone going to suggest a route for the meet?
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>>14225872
we should avoid port willunga because of mother fucking bikes
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>>14225900
apparently there wont be any road closures satuday hopefully that wont change
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>>14225872
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>>14225900
shit guys victor is going to be full of bikes friday probably going to be a few of those cunts left over saturday what do?
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>>14225366
Same herw. I just use a online converter to change it to Nm.
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>>14225900
avoid Windy's too, fucking bikes are all over those roads right now. i think we need somehwerre that's too out of the way for bikes to be on since they only ride around popular roads for maximum cunt effect.
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>>14225919
Instead you will have to put up with a pack riding three wide and slowing you down all fucking day.
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>>14225977
fucking this. there was a pack of 5 riding side by side yesterday. people coming the other way had to go off road to avoid those fuckers.
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>>14225977
Heres the plan, someone will need to bring a motorbike, they will lead the group. Whenever there is a cyclist on the road they will pull up next to them and push them off the road.
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how about going down the coast to cape jervis doubt those bike cunts would go that far south
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>>14225987
this sounds like a good (but probably illegal) idea
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>>14226001
hmm, there's definitely no easy bike roads down there so it's a thought. where's should the initial meet be though?
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>>14226010
Dunno, dont motorcyclists only need to give them .5m compared to the cars 1?
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a loop like this? don't judge my ms paint skills I know that I'm not as good as falcunt
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>>14226049
Im up for that, pretty damn good since I live down south
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>>14226063
>>14226049
We could meet at the intersection of Old Willunga Hill Road and Brookman Road. Pretty sure that there is a large place to park there
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>>14226081
there's an abandoned petrol station at that intersection if iI recall right. impossible to miss andblots of parkibgbspace so it sounds like a good starting point
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>>14226116
>abandoned petrol station
Hands up all that have an LSD/Welded diff/minispool. We may not need to lead there
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god fucking damn it dat my cars decided to shit itself I have no clue what's wrong with it and the local mechanic is on holiday what should I do?
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>>14226169
any idea what's wrong exactly?
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>>14226134
no need to lead IMO, its on the turn off from the main road to Victor. i think iits a garden center now actually but the big parking lot remains.
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>>14226134
>>14226182
Meant we may not need to leave there if we can obtain the most hetkik of skidz
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>>14226175
engine is stuck reving at 2k from the second I start the car. making horrible noises and smoking too. so pretty sure there is an oil leak on top of what ever else is going on. don't know where I can take it, I've heard nothing but shit things about the other mechanics in the area.
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>>14226207
reset your computer, check throttle cable and vacuum hoses
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>>14226175
it's a holden astra convertible
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>>14226207
checked for the leak yourself? it could just be something simple if you know vaugely where the oil is dripping from
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>>14226239
>reset your computer
for a moment I thought you meant his PC I was confused as fuck
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>>14226253
everywhere. will rip off the engine cover and check it out hopefully I can figure this shit out

>>14226239
>reset your computer
and how would one go about doing this?
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>>14226239
this. a simple battery disconnect for about 30 minutes can fix many possibilities.
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>>14226280
oh really? that's all it takes to reset the computer? then nope that's not it. I've disconnected the battery already. will be getting a new one soon assuming this car isn't dead.
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>>14226304
have you tried changing through the gears and accelerating? the trans might have gone into limp mode which would make the revs stuck low
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>>14226304
how new is your car?
if you have a throttle-by-wire then that can be reset half the time
some newer autos can be reset as well
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>>14226334
>implying it's not autotragic
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doubt I can get the car fixed before saturday
what should I do, take it to the meed and have it break down and have all you cunts laugh at me or not go to the meet?
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>>14226483
We wont laugh mate, last meet MX5 anon had to charge his car every few minutes to keep it idling
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need insurance on my shit box who do you recommend /dat/ ?
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>>14226602
Pick the cheapest you can for 3rd party, its not worth insuring anything under $10k
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>>14226616
I was only going to get 3rd party. maybe fire and theft too but that's usually like $100 more
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>>14226627
Maybe, Im through amii and my bike is valued at around $4,500. I only pay $23 a month for 3rd party+fire and theft
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okay just went out and started the shitbox
moved it back 1m and then turned it off
popped the hood and looked at the engine
opened up the oil cap to get the engine cover off and smoke was rising out of it
the engine had only been on for 30 seconds before I turned it off
the oil looks pretty fucking shit too so I'm going to drain it all should I try using one of those engine flush things? shit looks nasty as fuck so that could be part of the problem
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>>14226697
>paying monthly
it's like you're not even a jew! mine is $336 a year
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>>14226807
I put in a little bit of oil and started it up again and drove it round the back for a bit it ran okay no weird noises or anything. it started raining and I don't have a shed so ill wait to do a proper oil change
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>>14226807
smoke was rising from the oil filler?
sounds like clogged pcv system
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>>14226901
yeah it as strange at first I thought it was just a reflection but it was smoke
how should I go about dealing with it?
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>>14226920
yeah it is strange*
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>>14226531
Yep.

atm I am not working Saturday so a meet should be fine.
Will be taking the BMW.
Happy to meet anywhere.
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>>14226973
im happy to meet anywhere. like what was suggested before
>>14226116
>>14226081
>>14226049
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>>14226973
oh man a chance to see a beautiful 6 series in person.
alright looks like the meet is at the intersection of Old Willunga Hill Road and Brookman Road (pic related, the garden place which is closed on weekends so we can meet at the parking lot)
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>>14227241
RIP SA anons.
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>>14227241
I'm surprised they kept the old fuel pump. The main road to Vic is just around the corner isn't it?
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hey photo guy, how do you get your pics to look like those cool 90s car ad's like this?
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>>14227526
Fuckton of lights
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>>14227540
the guy who took the pic i posted though did it with photoshop. i cant find shit on tutorials though.
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>got day off today, learning acca dacca on guitar
>check house for lunch, absolutely nothing, decide i'll go to this bakery a km or 2 away
>get into car, start it
>click click click
>fuck
>still hungry

>it's a long way to the shop
>if you want a sausage roll
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>>14227643
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>>14227526
multiple exposures of the same frame with different light sources each pass
my guess
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>call every mechanic in the area
>not a single one answers
>leave a message with any that have answering machines
>still no calls back
it's like the world doesn't want my cars to work
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>>14227931
do it yourself ya poof
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>>14227643
epic, never heard that one before
completely and utterly EPIC
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>>14227936
I have no clue what's wrong, no tools, no skills and no where to do it.
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>>14227969
Where you at bruz, I have a toolbox and nothing to do with it.
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>>14227643
>2km
>a long way
are you falcunt or something? he's the only one that would think walking that far would be a long way
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>>14227975
at ya mums place shaggin the shit outa her
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>>14227969
>something is wrong
>i dont know what is wrong
what exactly is happening?
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>>14228009
Nah fuck off, I dont want a poof who cant even fix a car as my new father.
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I have 2 cars and they both need new tyres all round including spares so that's 10 fucking tyres
how fucked am I /dat/ ?
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>>14225366
I just multiply the kg/m value by 10 to get a rough Nm value

i-i-is this wrong?
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>>14227526
that looks like it was done by light painting, and stacking multiple shots

same principle as this one of mine, but with much better execution
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>>14228125
if there wasn't a rubbish bin in the picture it would be perfect
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>>14228125
how would one stack shots?
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>>14228100
Nope, thats fine until 100+ nm
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>>14228125
to clarify, light painting is leaving the shutter open for a while, and moving a light source across your subject

that shot was around 6-7 photos added together

>>14227559
the ones I posted in the last thread were just tidied up in photoshop (distant reflections, imperfections on the ceiling.etc), my photoshop skill is way too beginner-tier to change how the lighting looks lel

a big white ceiling/wall does wonders for those of us that can't afford a shit-ton of lighting gear

>>14228177
I don't know how I missed that rubbish bin, I felt rather stupid after I got home
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>>14228187
oh, hang on

you'd just multiply the kg/m by 9.8, wouldn't you?
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finally got around to doing my p off course, so now i can continue not displaying my p's but atleast its not illegal now, also fuck yes free points.
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>>14228186
here's my method:

>load all shots into photoshop, as layers of one file
>align all the layers, double check everything is lined up
>use layer masks to include elements of each shot that you want
>try your best to have smooth transitions between layers, and to avoid weird lighting changes, like dark spots

I'm not very good at it, so it's a rather time consuming process for me
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>>14228197
That ruins the point, torque isnt an exact number in most cases. It's a decent range. Just doing it by 10 should work.

For vital stuff converting it properly is needed though
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>>14228218
I've only had to convert from kg/m when working on a go-kart lel, so I guess 10 will work fine for me
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fuck cops
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>>14228412
greentext your story
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>>14228419
>Driving through Melbourne CBD at 4am
>Melbourne is dead on a weekday morning
>Light turned yelllow, went through it
>Cop was literally parked on the other side of the intersection
>Claimed that I ran a red light
>I said it was yellow
>"Well anon if you read the laws going through a yellow is still an offense"
>I stupidly didn't have my green P-plates on
>First offense is two offenses in one

If I done my research right that's 6 points so after this I'll probably take the golden point. I would have been on my fulls in 3 months too. Fuck me and fuck cops.
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Here you go lads, couldn't let this one pass.
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>>14228481
>going through a yellow is still an offense
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>>14228481
>"if you read the laws, going through a yellow is still an offense"
>cop then drives off and runs every yellow while doing 20 over

you should know that it's all about keeping road users safe, anon
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>>14228495
I actually laughed at this

I am concerned for my own wellbeing
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>>14228495
best /dat/ shoop I've seen since the attack of the clones
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>>14228496
is is in the upside down land of Australia
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>>14228495
>falcunt the dinosaur
top fucking kek
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This is actually pretty cool, I wish it was permanent.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/9787581/McDonalds-rebrands-to-Maccas-in-Australia.html
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>>14227241
>an hours ride of boring roads to get to the meet
I probably won't bother.

>>14228495
I guess if I'm asleep I don't have to listen to the music, that's a plus.
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>>14228573
he certainly has the stomach of one
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>>14228562
Thank you kind sir.
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>>14228575
and i thought mcdonalds couldnt get any less desirable
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>>14228588
seeing this on Christmas made my fucking day
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>falcunt ladies and gentlemen
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finally got a call back from one of the mechanics I called shitbox is booked in for tomorrow morning preying that it will be out by friday arvo
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>>14228597
>cuts off Jimmy's head
stay mad sean
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does anyone have the jimmy kfc png?
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>>14228637
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>>14228481
>VIC
Running yellows is totally legal in ACT (and presumably everywhere that isn't VIC) if you aren't able to stop safely
the amount of yellows I've gone through because my bike only has one disc and brakes like a fuckn freight train
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what happened to the dunnydoor ss
it used to be cool
now every cashed up bogan and his mum has one
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>>14228637
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>>14228597
>555-COME-ON-NOW
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>>14228717
is there a 2 layer version of this? like black and white?
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>>14228769
I remember that name, we had a club in my uni getting signatures to give illegal immigrants free university education.

Gave them the good ol aussie fark off
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>>14222678
i want to install a new radio in my car.
contacted an auto electrician and he said 450 but that included radio, sounds expensive as fuck.

cant i just bring in a radio from jb hi fi for them to install or no?

also whats a good price?
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>>14228769
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>fixing mums au2
>brakes predictably shit themselves
>only 240k on the odo
Fucking falcons and thier shitty Caliper design!

>burned through 2 sets of pads and rotors
>in a year
Fuck sake
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>>14228804
>450
fuck that
are you just installing a stereo or speakers too?
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>>14228713
>not realizing the VT VX is 14-18 years old
dood
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>>14228826
i reckon.
just the radio unit man.
when i heard 450 my heart sank and i hung up.
rip off.
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>>14228816
?

too pixelated
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>>14228791
they're your usual set of insane far-left-ers who go to university

people like them make me hate everyone who is overly passionate towards a political leaning
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I got a pioneer headunit on special and i just use those little adapter wiring harness thingies from autobahn/sca
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>>14228597
kek hoped that would get your attention
>>14228769
>>14228791
nfi what that is must have clicked it no
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>>14228816
jimmy, y u do dis
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>>14228860
mega level rip off. JBhifi do it for something like $60 but i wouldnt trust those cunts to plug in a TV.
just DIY, it's a piss simple job to do. just unhook your battery and solder the wires to the other wires of the same colour.
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>>14228888
Just use these wiring harness no soldering required
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>>14226817
>$336/year

That's insanely high even for full comp.
what theft prone bike do you own?
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>>14228816
>commycunt.jpg
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>>14228901
bamp
http://www.supercheapauto.com.au/online-store/car-care-and-accessories/car-audio-and-connectivity/wiring-harnesses.aspx?id=1021699
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>>14228904
i own a car you dumb fuck
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>>14228860
do it yourself cunt. half the time you can find a harness specific to your car so it's plug n play.
otherwise just get diagrams, use crimp connectors, heatshrink and tape
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>>14228901
this if he can find one but i've just soldered all the ones i've done
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>>14228923
this


THIS
>>14228926
i soldiered once these harnesses are better in a pinch
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>>14228941
yeah but with the cars i worked on, harnesses weren't easily found.
i'm just amazing at a fucking $450 price just to install a stereo.
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>>14228919
Responding to bike insurance costs with car insurance.
And I'm the dumb fuck?
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>>14228888
>>14228901
>>14228926
aware of harnesses etc i was thinking of getting one and a kit. I can only find them from the UK and i like the idea of taking in a radio getting them to do it no worries.
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>>14228952
what car can i ask and what head unit?

I recommend JVC and Pioneer (high end units old stock is best like $200+)
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>>14228969
mate, seriously, it's a 10 minute or less job with the harness. are you actually this lazy?
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>>14228969
>I like the idea of them doing it and taking heaps of my money
sure, do whatever you want you fucking faggot
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>>14228969
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>>14228904
Not him but the R1 costs me $120 a month for full comp, even with my discounts. I think they're still the most stolen motorcycles in Australia though.
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>>14229012
did you read the bit about me saying the harness/cage are from the UK?
maybe i dont want to wait weeks for shipping.
relax lol why are you mad

>>14228988
i know it is a small job but i cant find parts in australia.
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is there a jimmy version of this?
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>>14229037
Holy shit. How can you justify that cost for insurance on a motorcycle?

Two months of insurance for you covers mine for a year and my bike doesn't have any form of lock on it.
That's crazy.
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>>14229072
No there isn't.
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>>14229074
>How can you justify that cost for insurance on a motorcycle?
Because it's the most stolen bike in the country? Theft and full comp are almost identical price wise to each other for an R1.
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>>14229072
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>>14229046
because you complain about the cost, everyone tells you you can do it for next to nothing and then you go all "aww nah thanks boys i'll just drop my money on exactly what I was complaining about"
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>>14229092
>wanting to buy the most stolen bike in australia

It's like you want it stolen
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>>14229124
Jimmy would be proud
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>>14229092
Always wondered why R1s were cheap. And now I know
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hey nerds guess who got numberplates on his subaru

>it's me
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>>14229129
Bought it, found out later. It doesn't bother me honestly. I've paid more on insurance in the past. I know it'll drop soon enough anyway.

>>14229132
Eh, not really. It's more that the early models are carbed and have a tendency to break their frames and early 2000 models have a habit of getting flogged at the track, getting new fairings and being sold as "clean".
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