What the fuck. What the hell is going on lately?

noooo not snape!

/me goes to the pensieve

So sad, all my childhood heros/crushes are all dying at once. Why has 2016 cursed 69 yr olds?

It's a hoax, settle down there kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W69SSLfRJho

I hope Trump won't be the next to die :(

>>16868
But it's not.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/14/entertainment/obit-alan-rickman/index.html

>>16870
jeez, that would sure be a bummer :/

>>16862
Death, it's a part of life. Anyone especially over 60 is already pushing it. Each year they live is extremely lucky for them.

Humans were only designed to live up to 40 years old but with all of our advancements we have been able to elevate that to 60.

Next on the chopping block is John McAfee (currently 70).

>>16917
You were making sense until "next on the chopping block..."

>>16917
are you retarded? most first world countries have average life expectancies in the 80's

>>16868
I only wish it were a hoax.

>>16929
It's an optimistic estimate of how long a mouth breather COULD live if he took care of himself (ie not obese, doesn't smoke/drink). But on average don't expect most people to make it past 60 even in 1st world countries.

>>16860
Quick reminder Ozzy is still alive

>>16958
The all-bat diet works wonders

>>16958
I wonder if john mcafee will outlive him.

>>16954
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2102rank.html
http://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/Publications/Files/WPP2015_Volume-I_Comprehensive-Tables.pdf
https://data.oecd.org/healthstat/life-expectancy-at-birth.htm
are you sure?

So sad, watching Michael Collins right now.
Not a big role, still, it's Alan.

>>16954
Sure, if you live around central Africa.

Trent Reznor would be a good substitute

>>17129
If only this board let us post pictures...

>>17178

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEW8riKU_tE

>>16917
>>16954
Don't believe these

>>16860
i didnt realize how old he was

then again the harry potter movies are getting old

and im getting old. fuck.

>>16860
Dumbledore kills Snape

pffft,, Snape

This man will always be in my mind

HANZ GRUBER