My /n/iggelets, I finally broke 20 miles within 1 hour (personal goal). Have I joined the elite, yet? Granted, the first leg of the ride was done in only 14 mph winds.
>>977364
Come back when you can average >=20mph into a 14mph HEADWIND.
That blonde is so excited about that guy's quads. It's like she's measuring his dick with her mouth watering.
>>977380
It's too bad IRL chicks don't give a shit about my quads, only if I'm making at least $200k
>>977399
Brotip: They don't care about your money if you don't have the right personality.
>>977545
You're either very very gullible or a woman.
>>977557
Your personality or looks don't matter at all if you've got enough money.
>>977557
>Implying I'm either
>Implying I don't have loads of money to blow
>Implying money makes you happy or buys love and affection.
It's the truth, brah.
I do 20 km on a mtn bike in an hour, do I get wimminz?
>>977364
Its okay. You're not a beginner or pro - just right in the middle.
Pertinent details:
-What kind of bike were you using
-Headwind/Tailwind
-Feet of climb
>>977364
Only if you did 2000 feet of climbing in that 20 miles
If you had 2000 feet of climbing averaging 20mph you are starting to be fast
>>977364
fuck you, my 20 mile rides are always 10 miles out and back so if I get wind with me I have to fight it on the way back.. my best is 1:03 so far.
>>977399
>>977545
>>977570
>be yesterday
>getting fast food at the same place as always
>in there so often they know my order and name.. like every employee knows what I order and my name
>manger chick is kind of cute but has a kid
>she is kind of flirty usually
>jokingly tell her I am poor yesterday
>instant loss of interest and walks away from me lol
>>977581
>almost half as far
no
>>977364
No. Nowhere near elite. You're decent (assuming you don't mean you had a tailwind the first part and no wind the second part, in which case you're pure shit), but you've got a fuck of a long ways to go if you want to be elite. Think 27-30 miles in an hour. Or 20mph average for 8 hours nonstop solo with no one to draft.
>>977686
>he doesn't have to ride out against a headwind and then have to ride back in against a headwind
West coaster detected
>>977687
classic
why do they so horrible?
>>977696
27mph on flat ground is about 480 watts
try again
>>977687
Maybe she didnt find it funny because shes a mother who works at a fast food resturant that has very little money.
>>977739
More likely she is really into hypergamy
>>977577
>>Implying money can't make you happy or buy love and affection.
fixed, bro
>>977709
i'd find that guy and buy him a beer after i dumped the slag
>>977735
And OP said "elite" you fucking moron. Elite cyclists can and do do that. And you're a fucktarded moron if you think you can determine the watt output knowing only the velocity and that it's flat ground. A fuck of a lot more factors in.
