Be me
>cruising some of the finest backroads in PA
>with my best m8y
>mile 20 mark
>spot 3 qts getting theyre bikes ready by the side of the road
>wow never seen that b4
>continue another 4-5 miles and turn around
>see qts riding towards us
>ohshitwhatshouldwesay
>head grill says "I like your bike!"
>gone by us before i can respond
How should I go about getting a 4-some with these bitches.
Sing the hima hima song while bringing your cadence up to 300rpm
They'll admire your tenacity and drop their panties
Why are women such whores?
>>955408
Ride after them next time and chase them down and call them cute, then an hero for being a filthy degenerate wanting to fuck 4 girls at once.
Turn around, ride towards them, check out her bike and say something normal about it.
If she's not like "oh em gee a man go away" try to strike up conversation about riding, something that makes sense, like if they ride around there often, etc.
I mean you might not get an orgy out of it, but maybe some biking friends, and that's cool too.
>>956990
Because they can anon, because they can.
>>956997
I thought about that. Like just being a normal human and talking to them. But I dont want to scare them by being "aggressive". I dunno. Im 6'3 with a beard so i get that I may look threatening. My dream is to find a grill that I can ride and ride with.
>>956997
What if you're incapable of gauging human reactions?
>>955408
Is this board /fit/ with bicycles?
