can we start a Bike Porn thread?
those beauties you'll never own
>>916472
mmmm
pesto
Simply bellissimo
porn coming thru
>>916478
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>916478
>>916489
What year?
>>916490
no idea : (
>>916489
>dat crank
>>916477
The one that Embacher used to own was incredible.
I wonder if he ever gets mad that he sold it all.
>>916472
All I need is $2000 and it's mine.
>>916530
I can't see this without thinking of citibikes.
>>916472
>>916537
Fucking hideous
>>916537
Save your money bruh, thats not good at all
I'm already rock hard
>>916688
Im buying a Gan well Pro that my LBS has had for nearly 12 years for less than $400
Cant wait for my pathetic friends see it
>>916525
>cagers will never understand
>>916530
wait, does that ONLY have aerobars?
>>916963
gotta go fast
But you'll note the pursuit bars on this image. A very low position.
Gonna have to treat myself to one of these in a year or two. The frame is so classy irl. Also a Holdsworth professional.
>>917050
>Track
>Threadless
>Classy
>>917053
I know I have no fucking clue why they did that, but it's still a smart frame.
>>917059
Oh fuck, this bike touches a lot of my tingly zones.
>nice rigid 90's mtb
>horizontal top tube
>that fucking paintjob
>that fucking paintjob
This bike is so sexy.
>>917369
It's also serrota
most perfect bike ever made
>>917380
>non-parallelogram RD
babe
>>917392
>chrome frame
>slick geometry
>black components
>carbon fork
>cumwall tires
Fuck me, please.
>>917395
too bad it's tiny. but yeass ugh
![audi-e-bike-concept-20121[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zqD4vPE.jpg "audi-e-bike-concept-20121[1].jpg")
What would you do with this?
>inb4 not sit, stand, or other seat jokes
>>917680
Sell it to some dumb tasteless richfag
>>917680
Call buzzfeed and huffington post and fly their "reporters" on a vacation to nazi germany so they can ride it in exchange for writing an audi advertisement for free, then stick it in the trash where it belongs
>>917680
Put it out of its misery. God gawd, that thing is ugly...
this fucking thing. omg
>>917392
>twisted-in hoods
>non-circular chainring
The only real complaints O have about this bike
>>917395
>chrome frame
dog, you don't deserve a bike like that
>>917913
Is it not a chrome finish?
>>917915
It's polished aluminum under a clearcoat.
>>917898
slick
>>917046
>non drive-side bike porn
get out
>>917929
I don't remember where, but I saw a few mountain bikers arguing FOR non-drive pics of mtn bikes so you could see the brakes clearly.
IMO just post both, but that's me.
>>917969
>>917971
what's interesting about this bicycle
>>917971
NDS & spoke cards
thing's dumb
>>917987
couplers, tarck bike
>>917971
Penis outline with the black colors
>>918005
…
>mfw
ya, that's technically "bike porn," I guess.
>>916542
Looks awesome, would be even better if it's just a single speed with wheels that are the same size.
>>917971
>downward facing stem with riser bars that cancel each other out
>>917971
s&s couplers and a fucking ulock. seeing things like this on the street cause me to harken back to my glorious youth as a gleeful and remorseless bike thief.
>>917970
First true 10/10 to appear itt. My penis is impossibly hard.
>>918134
now with a twist
Not a true bike porn bike, but I saved this bike from a wonky-ass MTB build a year ago and I love it more and more every day.
I have a carbon racing bike and a carbon cyclocross bike, and neither of them have gotten any use since my last chipped event in October. I just pile the miles on this steelie.
Should I get it repainted with new decals? There are some noticable scratches and nicks.
>>918173
I'd honestly leave the paintjob how it is, anon.
>>918173
No way, that frame looks fabulous still.
Repainting doesn't really make sense unless you've got severe paint loss and large areas of bare metal. Otherwise it's equally effective and much cheaper and quicker to touch-up small spots as needed.
>>918175
>>918181
Thanks for the input, I'll take this advice.
Everybody at the co-op that I volunteer at thinks I'm retarded for considering a repaint, and they're pressuring me to replace the brown bartape with black as well.
Now if only they made a super durable set of gumwall tires suitable for commuting on shitty pavement.
>>918183
Paselas are reasonably tough, they're more tan than gum -colored though
>>918173
horrible wrap job.
>>918185
Ohh, Paselas look nice, ruffy tuffys also seem like a great option. Thanks!
>>918189
Horrible bars too, ergo drops have no business anywhere near a classic frame
>>918173
cant belong l believe I wasted 2,6 Mbs on that
>>918173
>noticable scratches and nicks.
DON'T TOUCH THE PAINT
>>918173
Get yourself some cager wax and buff the shit out of the frame. Won't fix the scratches and nicks buy the paint will look better
>>917971
>locked drive side in
argh! my autism!
>>918183
holy shit that cockpit setup and those shifters, was the previous owner of this bike a 60 year old man?
and thats coming from the owner of this bastard setup in the pic(minus the silver bar "ends" now)
>>918416
>I think it looks kinda cool, like some kind of mad max bike
>it was at this point I realized I might have shit taste??
>>918427
Who are you quoting?
>>918427
>
>every time
>>916472
BUMP
>>919336
AGGGHH MY AUTISM
can someone post that rigid 90's MB that has an horizontal downtube like so? sry for drawing skills
can't remember the exact brand, but I keep thinking of Yeti for the bright blue color
>>919351
Like this?
>>919355
no, it has both top tube and down tube and they're parallel or almost parallel to the ground
also it's rigid and the color blue like that ugly Bianchi blue
>>919351
>>919356
Are you thinking of an E-stay design, or something like a clunker with a double top tube?
>>919351
>>919356
?
>>919358
no and no ;__;
this is what I remember, also someone said it was a pretty famous design when it was posted
>>919362
ok, that looks closer to what I'm thinking of. is there a 90s version of it?
>>919363
The Yeti Ultimate is 90s
>>919363
That's pretty 90's dude, not sure what to say here
Search around for yeti ultimate for more pictures
>>919364
>>919365
yep, this is the one
the picture I remembered was of one of them muddy and beaten, hence why it looked older. also it's not as horizontal as I thought
thanks!
>>917392
Fun fact: I dropped the guy who owns this bike one time. Nice dude though.
Weird to see stuff from real life show up here.
Hufnagel Porteur. This one got me and has always had me. Such a work of art
>>919752
This looks comfy, functional, and elegant.
10/10
>>919752
>no fenders
>1x gearing with a swaged-on chainring
Other than those thing I agree that's beautiful - especially how the lighting is integrated. I want to try dynamo lights so bad but I have too many bikes I like equally for riding at night...
>>919755
what the problem with that crankset?
>>920037
Doesn't look like the chainring can be removed from the arm (no switching or replacement when worn allowed)
>>919755
>1x gearing with a swaged-on chainring
>>920038
pretty sure that's a white industries crankset. the chainring is bolted on from the back.
>>920041
oh, that's pretty cool then
>>920047
yes. this is the pr1mo single speed crankset.
>>919752
it's like it's trying to be a raleigh roadster but without any of the class of a raleigh roadster
>>920064
This. If you squint it looks like a classic. But look closer and it's a mish-mash of harsh modern CNC bits and pieces, and doesn't have that old-timey charm.
>>920068
it just needs about 20 years of regular use.
Torelli Corsa Strada anyone?
>>918185
Clement strada lgg's would look pretty trick.
>>920094
I love Torelli but shimano 600...sorry man, not bike porn.
>>920094
>porn
the setup is awful. low saddle, slammed back on the rails. saggy seat bag. rubber bands on the seatstays. bottle cage on the st, not the dt. some weird sticker on the dt. wall outlet.
>>918173
the tape is rlly wack
>>920064
This.
>>919752
>Give a half-assed remix of an old-timey bike a dark and earthy color scheme
>Muh art, muh class
That bike is shit and you're shit for liking it.
>>916489
The seat height and angle of the crank arms ruins it.
>>916489
ciao bello
>>920031
This thing is a heap of shit
>>920492
das joke
>Bike porn thread
>All the bikes are shit
Oh. Oh okay...
>>920465
I love how Pegoretti charges $5K for a steel frame and then paints it to look like a beaten to shit messenger bike.
>>916489
The chain slack is killing me.
>>920031
Go home. You're drunk
