>on a date with some """indie girl""" from tinder
>topic of music comes up while we wait for our food
>tells me she's a huge smiths/morrissey fan
>ask whats her fav record
>tells me she's only listen to Queen is dead
>ask her if she what about his solo stuff
>acts puzzled and says she didn't know he had a solo career
>go on a rant saying telling her why does she have an iphone 6 if you can't even bother to read a wikipedia page
>literally "heaven knows i'm miserable now"
jesus /mu/ I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.
hatful of hollow>everything else FYI
>ask her if she what
>on a date with some girl i've been going out with for a while
>decide to go to some indian food place
>have a good talk, really hitting it off
>hang on anon i need to go toilet
>she's gone a while
>food comes
>it's a lovely curry
>i eat it all
>she hasn't returned
>feelsbadman.jpg
>chef comes out
>sir there's a major issue
>turns out she went the wrong way looking for the toilet
>went into the kitchen instead
>fell into the grinder
>ended up put in my curry
>girlfriend in a korma i know, i know it's serious
>mfw
>>66480042
mild but enjoyable kek
>>66479917
>I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans
Seriously? I like The Smiths but it's literally the most common entry level tumblr-core shit out there.
>>66479917
>go on date
>rant at date
Why go on date desu
>>66480134
yeah desu that's weird. like it could be a turn off but is it really worth going off about? just don't go on a second date if it bothers you that much op
>gf spent the whole day on my apt
>she's going out to meet with some friend
>open up twitter while I accompany her to the door
>alan vega is dead
>freeze
>"anon, what's wrong"
>tell her
>she starts laughing
>"who even cares"
>spend the rest of the day listening to Surrender on repeat
>>66480169
i meant tee be H
damn filter
>>66479917
You're an embarrassment to Smiths fans everywhere if you actually think HOH is their best work
>>66480178
You should kill her
>go on a date with a guy on okc
>he looks like a bit of a sperg but has goo taste or whatever
>keeps on jumping in front of me to top doors, pull our chairs
>winks and says "for you m'lady"
>start to talk about swans (his favourite band)
>ask him what he thought of Drainland
>"I had no idea Gira went solo"
>ask if he liked world of skin
>"which album is that on"
>tells me he only really knows the seer and to be kind
>didn't even know swans existed in the 80s
>starts to explain to me that I must be confused, which is "common for the fairer sex"
>starts to tell me how he's a really nice guys but "women would rather whore themselves out to the black man"
>try to pay my cheque and leave, but he insists on paying
>asks to walk me home
>"no thanks"
>"oh, so you're going to put me in the friendzone too"
>he spent the next two weeks telling me I was the most beautiful girl I ever met and he would show me some "patrician" music
>finally block him
I'm 99% sure he was a /mu/tant.
>>66480178
STICKY FOR ALAN VEGA
>on a date with some sperglord from tinder
>topic of music comes up while we wait for our food
>tell him I'm a huge smiths/morrissey fan
>he asks whats my fav record
>tell him Queen is dead
>he asks what about his solo stuff
>ask him whos solo career
>he has some sort of autist fit in the middle of the restaurant, starts rocking and muttering about iphones and wikipedia
>literally "heaven knows i'm miserable now"
jesus /mu/, isn't it kind if irresponsible for these peoples' parents to let them out unsupervised?
>>66480251
Lmao that's how I picture every fedora tipper on here that whines about all women having bad taste in music
>>66479917
>"jesus /mu/ I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans."
>coming from someone who thinks Hatful of Hollow, a compilation, is their best work
disgusting
>>66480311
This is definitely what happened
>>66480251
>neo-Swans fans
Not even once
> go on date
> wait, no I dont
>>66480321
>>66480311
>>66480251
>>66480212
>>66480330
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/66113615
always knew /mu/ had autism thx guys :)
Something similar happened to me
>get qts number off tinder
>start texting things are going great
>on the topic of music she tells me she's really into indie
>her favorite bands are 21 pilots, mumford and sons, and fleet foxes
>block her number
Why are women such plebs jesus I wish I was gay
>>66480426
don't worry anon, you're a faggot alright
>>66480212
>>66480321
This meme needs to stop.
>>66480251
Hahahha i love this (I'm a girl too)
>fifth or sixth date with girl
>try to do anal
>finally get my cock in after a few minutes of failed attempts
>her ass forces my cock out like a turd
>>66480552
Beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXi9KYIvBmU&feature=youtu.be
>go on date with local college guy from tinder
>we take an uber to a local bar
>music comes up while waiting for drinks
>so anon what's your favorite band?
>"femanon I only listen to singer-songwriters, you know geniuses of art like Grimes or Joanna Newsom"
>said I was going to the bathroom and just left
Why are men such plebs
>>66480178
>lazily laying in bed with gf this afternoon
>pulls out her phone, facebook
>she gasps
>ask her if it's the alan vega news
>"no, it's national ice cream day"
