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Girls can’t into Death Grips. For the most part they listen
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Girls can’t into Death Grips. For the most part they listen to them because it’s a fashion statement. They think “lol so weird”. Women need constant validation from others so they seek out sub-cultures to be apart of.

What they don’t realize is that Death Grips is about masculinity and male dominance. Women are too fucking stupid to even pay attention to lyrics

“death fuck lets fuck, just don't touch me just fuck fuck me” Women are nothing but a sack of flesh with pleasure holes for sole purpose of pleasuring Ride.

“Soon all that's left of you Is your most primal desires” Primal desires meaning the true libertine lusts that reside in the male. A good majority of the song talks about fucking drugged out, unaware sluts and whores.

That’s only a few examples of their lyrics that show a common theme of male superiority. And for Christ sake all of the members of Death Grips are males, just imagine being around that testosterone. Then there’s that video of Ride pushing that dancing whore off the stage. Sure he probably pushes anybody off stage, but most frontmen wouldn’t push a female.
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>>66461444
Tripserino, confirmedino
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Girls can’t into Anthony Fantano. For the most part they listen to him because it’s a fashion statement. They think “lol so weird”. Women need constant validation from others so they seek out sub-cultures to be apart of.

What they don’t realize is that TheNeedleDrop is about masculinity and male dominance. Women are too fucking stupid to even pay attention to his reviews

“I do like some hard, raunchy sex. I really do” Women are nothing but a sack of flesh with pleasure holes for sole purpose of pleasuring Anthony.

“Strong six to a light seven” Strong six to a light seven meaning the true libertine lusts that reside in the male. A good majority of his reviews is talks about fucking drugged out, unaware sluts and whores.

That’s only a few examples of his reviews that show a common theme of male superiority. And for Christ sake Anthony Fantano and Cal Chuchesta are males, just imagine being around that testosterone. Then there’s that review of Anthony making melonade. Sure he is a vegan, but most reviewers aren’t that autistic.
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Girls can’t into Dragonforce. For the most part they listen to them because it’s a fashion statement. They think “lol so weird”. Women need constant validation from others so they seek out sub-cultures to be apart of.

What they don’t realize is that Dragonforce is about masculinity and male dominance. Women are too fucking stupid to even pay attention to lyrics

“so far away” Women are nothing but a sack of flesh with pleasure holes for sole purpose of pleasuring Herman Li

“So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm” Thunderstorm meaning the true libertine lusts that reside in the male. A good majority of the song talks about fucking drugged out, unaware sluts and whores.

That’s only a few examples of their lyrics that show a common theme of male superiority. And for Christ sake all of the members of Dragonforce are males, just imagine being around that testosterone. Then there’s that video of Herman Li pushing that dancing whore off the stage. Sure he probably pushes anybody off stage, but most frontmen wouldn’t push a female.
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>there's people that literally spend hours repeating a song/album so they can start to 'like' it
>blame others for not appreciating the 'amazing music'
>acting as if they haven't thought that DG was pure garbage the first time around

whew boi
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Girls can’t into Swans. For the most part they listen to them because it’s a fashion statement. They think “lol so weird”. Women need constant validation from others so they seek out sub-cultures to be apart of.

What they don’t realize is that Swans is about masculinity and male dominance. Women are too fucking stupid to even pay attention to lyrics

“YOUR NAME IS FUCK” Women are nothing but a sack of flesh with pleasure holes for sole purpose of pleasuring Michael Gira.

“I’ll steal all the oxygen!” Oxygen meaning the true libertine lusts that reside in the male. A good majority of the song talks about fucking drugged out, unaware sluts and whores.

That’s only a few examples of their lyrics that show a common theme of male superiority. And for Christ sake all of the members of Swans are males, just imagine being around that testosterone. Then there’s that video of Michael pushing that dancing whore off the stage. Sure he probably pushes anybody off stage, but most frontmen wouldn’t push a female.
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>>66461475
OKAY
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>>66461272
The King of Copy Pastas, Pts. 2 & 3
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Death Grips are self proclaimed feminists now fuck off
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>>66461795
this

>Zach Hill was described by some friends and colleagues as sexist. His friend Stefan Burnett, the American rapper who helped him sign to Epic Records, described him as "Solanas-esque", saying: "Every once in a while there'd be something about men and I'd be, 'But Zach, you're male,' and he was like 'Yes, yes, I don't mean me.' He had a definite misandrist streak, [the belief] that women were physically, spiritually and creatively superior", a view he appears to have continued to maintain throughout his years as a heroin addict and long after his appearances on femdom porn videos had become a thing of the distant past. According to Burnett, Zach once attacked a cisgendered man in a restaurant with a drum stick, singing "pathetic is as pathetic does, and that would make three billion of us". During a performance in Berlin, the audience rioted after Zach performed a version of the song "Gross Sales" with vocals, including a verse omitted for its SCUM associations.

misogynerds BTFO
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>>66461745
I was there, and I first responded
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Girls can’t into Animal Collective. For the most part they listen to them because it’s a fashion statement. They think “lol so weird”. Women need constant validation from others so they seek out sub-cultures to be apart of.

What they don’t realize is that Animal Collective is about masculinity and male dominance. Women are too fucking stupid to even pay attention to lyrics

“But with a little girl, and by my spouse” Women are nothing but a sack of flesh with pleasure holes for sole purpose of pleasuring Panda.

“Open up your, open up your, open up your throat” Your throat meaning the true libertine lusts that reside in the male. A good majority of the song talks about fucking drugged out, unaware sluts and whores.

That’s only a few examples of their lyrics that show a common theme of male superiority. And for Christ sake all of the members of Animal Collective are males, just imagine being around that testosterone. Then there’s that video of Avey pushing that dancing whore off the stage. Sure he probably pushes anybody off stage, but most frontmen wouldn’t push a female.
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>>66461272
i showed it to my girlfriend

she has stated "i like death grips"
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>>66461272
kill yourself
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>>66461795
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>>66462037
Kek, they don't get the joke.
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>>66461272
It was a day like any other. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his shirt off for the day. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work. But all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window. “I wonder who that could be…?” Anthony wondered. He slowly opened the door. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride. Or as his friends call him, Stefan. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said, “H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…” Now, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools.
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Anthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you. What band again? Deaf grapes or something?” “N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride. Anthony laughed. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…” He led MC Ride to his back yard. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him. He wondered if he liked what he saw. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed. “He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony. On the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a beer. “Hey man, want to have a beer? You seem like a cool dude.” “Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick beer wouldn’t hurt I guess.” Mumbled Ride. At first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music. They were soon off on a riveting conversation. After a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips. I’m pretty much your biggest fan.” “Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too. I watch almost all of your video reviews. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan.” Anthony then did something very risky. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together.
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“Can Andy and Zach wait?” asked Anthony. Ride’s response was to continue kissing him. They made out like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, kissing his beautiful chest on the way down. “Please” whispered Anthony. MC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts. Anthony’s rock hard penis sprang up, and MC Ride started sucking it off. It was the best blowjob of Anthony’s life. Far better than any blowjob his girlfriend had ever given him. The way Stefan’s tongue moved… it was amazing. “Ohhhh Stefan… I think I want you to do the nasty in my taxi!” yelled Anthony. “I AM THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP” replied MC Ride as he took Anthony’s cock out of his mouth. Anthony bent over on the couch, and got on his knees. Ride undid his all-black jeans, and revealed his lengthy penis. He started to put his throbbing penis into Anthony’s butt, when all of a sudden, “IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YUUHHHH!!!!!” “Oh my God!!” screamed Anthony. “You get-get-get-get got-got-got-got it in!” MC Ride wasn’t a tender lover. He pumped and pumped until finally, in euphoria, he came inside of Anthony’s butt. He withdrew, exhausted, and laid down next to Anthony, who had reached orgasm as well. “H-how was it?” Asked Stefan. “you’re good…” Whispered Anthony. “I liked your lovemaking. I would give you a strong six, light seven.”
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>>66461833
source
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>>66462316
nico's wikipedia page, its a joke edit
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Stop trying to understand Death Grips because you are broadcasting your incompetence when you attempt.
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>>66461272
you're gonna get memed but you're right, women don't relate to music the same way as men. and every girl I know who claims to be into death grips only cares about reposting TMS shit on tumblr
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