Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 31
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-I suck at updating the top stories
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, BadBadNotGood, the Julie Ruin, Wreck and Reference, and Frank Ocean.
-/p4k/ forever
What will be the next boring indie rock record to get a BNM? Like, is there a Real Estate album coming soon or something?
this thread hypes and supports MIA and her final album
>>66412910
not "indie" but maybe the new preoccupations
cant really think of anything else desu
>>66412562
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66413789
I am sick of seeing this sexist post every night tbqh fa m
>>66413818
out of respect to #nice, i wasn't going to tonight, but your reply is my lifeblood.
>>66413899
Thanks, I was just weak baiting but if it makes you feel happy I'll reply to it angrily more.
>>66413789
>Gustavo Guerra
guys, what if I see Zoe at p4kfest and say hi to her and then she's like, :oh anon, my feet are so sore from having to walk around all day long, can you massage them with your tongue?" and then I do and then we fall in love and live together happily for the rest of our lives?
>>66414194
>her
>>66414382
KYS, dumb arrow poster
>>66414194
She's not going to be there :/
>>66414491
okay
...Does anyone wanna buy memefork tickets?
why is this New Music Friday so boring? like, there are absolutely no new releases of interest this week.
>>66414691
this week has two, count 'em TWO, BNMs, famm
>>66415215
what albums do you think?
lol hunter BTFO'd
>>66415286
ummm the ones that got BNMs the past two nights
>>66415215
both of them came out last week
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Shura 7.7 by Laura Snapes
Betty Davis 6.8 by Nate Patrin
Kel Valhaal 3.5 by Kevin Lozano
Jackmaster 7.5 by Nathan Reese
>>66415322
oh no i meant literally THIS friday, as in today, has no good releases, so there probably won't be any BNMs this week.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>66415384
You're late.
Since I'm going to be at p4kfest, could someone cover me if I don't get the thread up by 10-10:30 central time?
>>66415415
Tomorrow?
>>66412562
23/31 bnm = black/trans/women
14/31 bnm = black
2/31 bnm = trans
7/31 bnm = women
white indie on suicide watch.
>>66415458
All three nights
I'll try to post it but no promises that I'll remember or my phone will be alive
>>66415415
i got it covered. time to update the op anyway.
>>66415415
You really fucking love pitchfork anon.
>>66415783
i can actually relate. i have been in this thread every night for like a year now, it's the highlight of my daily 12am. not joking or being sarcastic at all
>>66415415
>>66415537
i thought pitchfork doesn't update on p4kfest nights? something like that happened last time. it might have just been no update for the Monday after, but still
>>66416014
they'll probably update. they don't take the time off that they used to pre-conde nast sale
>>66415971
Yeah (I'm the guy you're replying to) I enjoy these threads too t b h.
>On her latest record, Shura is at the vanguard of a scene of young queer pop stars who are updating the ’80s model of self-sufficient, fully liberated mainstream pop.
This describes every single female pop musician in the industry. They're all bisexual, they all sing about "empowerment" and they all lift musical ideas from the 80s.
