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Politely discuss the Canadian musical wunderkind Grimes.

Check out this newly released podcast:

http://songexploder.net/grimes

...where Grimes herself goes stem by musical stem through the song "Kill V. Maim" and describes in detail its creation process.
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>shit music
>ugly wench

sage for post-irony gone too far
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Every single one of those threads are made by the same person, right ?
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>>66399356
Nope, I had started the last five but this one wasn't made by me
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>>66399269
Kill V. Maim is a modern pop masterpiece.
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>>66399356
Grimes threads are the product of a Stand-Alone Complex.
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>>66399269
she ist poopy
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>>66400312
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>>66399390
>They photoshopped out her nose beauty mark
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>>66400367
they almost always do, no idea why
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>>66399269
I like the bit about adding crowd noise samples to psychologically manipulate the audience into feeling more excited - that's pretty rad.
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https://youtu.be/o3F6HJk8xIw

Ask me anything! :)
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>I was jamming with a friend and this person was really good at making aggressive music
>And he kept doing these cute little plucky things and I was like "No, no! Let's make a hard song."
>And he was like "No, no! you make cute music!"
>I was like, so horrified I was like "I can make hard music!"
>/mu/ memes leaked into reality
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Why is there a Grimes general every fucking day but no Ghost Bath general?
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>>66400550
I was just listening to that hahhahhahahahha
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>>66400394
deejay aaron, why are you up at this hour and not listening to grimes?
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>>66399269
I'm literally going to smash her dumb head with a hammer
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>>66400593
i worked nightshift but it ended early so im at home by 3 am listening to crayon pop
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>>66400573
Try making a Ghost Bath General and you'll find out.
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>>66400802
>crayon pop
you are the saddest fuck, even in this thread
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>>66399269
i can hear hand gestures
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reminder that grimes is not good, and the three people that post in these threads are pathetic.
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bump
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>>66401335
Grimes generals typically accrue upwards of 50 contributors and reach bump limit between 300-400 posts. And that's when she isn't even actively releasing new music...
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>>66401988
for fuck's sake how many photo shoots has she done
never seen that one
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>>66402104
a bunch

it puts food on the table and gives james spank bank material to keep her claws hooked in his pure, artistic mind.
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>Grimes will never pee in your mouth
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I thought I hate Grimes, but I realised that the only thing I hate is her fanbase.
My life will never be the same.
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>>66402280
so do you hate me? :(
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>>66402280

How could anybody hate Grimes?
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>>66402143
>james
>pure
pick one
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>>66399269
Collab with Lorde when?
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>>66402452
i hope never
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why did she leave him?
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>>66402479
You people never want any collaborations I want.
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>>66402452

It's funny, I'm listening to Lorde's "Team" as I'm typing this. I could hear them doing a duet remake of it... And Grimes remixing it, natch.
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http://weirdmagic.biz/2012/07/foto-dreams/

r
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>>66399390
agreed
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>>66402596
that's not rare, newfriend
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>>66399390

Best song of 2015. And I get images of an angry anime girl when I hear the "state of war" line. And some of the other "screamy" lines.
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>>66402280
the confirmation that these threads are so disgusting they make people think they hate grimes
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>>66402104
a ton
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>>66399269
I fucking love Art Angels!

What else sounds like this album and has the same spirit?
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>>66402638
my bad then, I've never seen some of those pics and videos posted here

is this rare enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur9VHJ8hqaA

I think it's her youtube channel
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>>66402768
Britney Jean
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>>66399269
>sidechaining crowd sounds to the kick

hahahahahahahsaahahahwhefuhaefuah

holy shit. she really is retarded
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>>66402809
yes, it's her youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW6TtI495pk

but it seems it has been uncovered years ago
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>>66402854
what the fuck is this shit
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>>66400573
Ghost who? Exactly.
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>>66401335
Grimes is actually good. Deal with it. ;)
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so we can all agree Grimes is just a failed attempt of white ho doing kpop?
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so how long until a fucker here goes to one of her shows with a chairmandore sign
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>>66402937
Kitty, bitchnigga.
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>>66403119
where is it?
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>>66403210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBZ4gK_XT0

http://s992.photobucket.com/user/chairmandore88/library/?view=recent&page=1
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Who will win? http://polarismusicprize.ca/blog/2016-polaris-music-short-list-is-here/
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thread's song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-JHfXVlkik
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>>66402993
We can agree that your opinion is shit and has no substance.
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>>66403270
if you can't hear similarities between kpop and artangels your deaf and stupid. i'm sorry
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>>66403249
i think Jessy Lanza is gonna win
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiDM1EdYSU

2011, talking about her dreams
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>>66403260
How deep does the chairmandore pit go?

What we've uncovered in the short time these threads have resurged in popularity is astonishing to say the least.

Makes you wonder exactly just how much forgotten history out there, just waiting for us to discover.
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>>66402280
If you like Grimes you're part of her fanbase. So, that means you hate yourself?
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>>66403332
I don't know but I uncovered that and the youtube channel now, though the youtube channel seems to have been known in /mu/ 3 years ago

I'm some kind of detective ricardo
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>>66403335
he didn't say he likes grimes
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HAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa9SgK1S3_0
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>>66403354
I found it myself, from her flickr.

It's fun, isn't it? Like being a PI. I feel the need to turn on some slow jazz lounge music like a blaring sax being complimented by a piano and some slow drumming with heavy cymbal use.
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>>66403311
>moving the goal posts
You said
>just a failed attempt of white ho doing kpop

Failed attempt my ass. Fuck off.
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>>66402143
>pure artistic mind
lol
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>>66403332
the last song from that avorane album is beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oQzPtj3mHk
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>>66403606
James is P U R E

How dare you laugh at the notion!
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>>66403389
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>>66403686
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>>66403715
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>>66403335
I'm don't identify as one of her fanbase because I'm not like the others
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>>66403564
my goal post was that the music is shit. why wont you faggots just stay in your kfap general?
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>>66403335
nice b8
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>>66403803
You're huge faggot for saying that shit. Few kpop elements =/= the whole album is kpop. Plus she has other albums besides Art Angels. You should stop posting on this thread ABOUT Grimes immediately. Did you hear that, stupid cunt?
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>>66403462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-oF-yYZNM

An selection from one of the items in Grimes' 'What's In My Bag?' playlist.
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>>66399269
CANADA HAS NOTHING
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>>66403939
Not even Grimes - she moved to California years ago.
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>>66403643
maybe pure
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>>66402854
at 0:58 she calls her cat cute
fucking hypocrite
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Would Grimes dress and act like a normal person if you had dinner with her parents?
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>>66404271
I don't think so, if you listen to the podcast in the op she says she likes upsetting her parents
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>WHO: Grimes, aka Claire Boucher, the Montreal experimental weirdo unintentionally gunning for the big time.
>ALBUM: The batshit, brilliant and massively poppy 'Art Angels'.
>WHY: This was 2015's finest album, no doubt about it. It took all the odd magic that made Boucher's earlier releases so special and made them accessible without compromising any of her personality. Basically it pulled off the most difficult balancing act in music while providing us with some of the best songs she's ever written.
>LISTEN: 'Kill V Maim', the creme de la creme of Grimes' back catalogue.
http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/polaris-music-prize-whos-who

Well... someone isn't biased AT ALL in their reporting... not that I'm complaining, mind you.
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>>66404346
no, she said her hinderance as an artist is NOT wanting to upset her parents and grandparents.
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>>66404271
This is my all time favorite picture
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>>66404447
NME love Art Angels. They made it #1 on their AOTY 2015 list. Not surprised at all, this album is fantastic. For once I agree with them.
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>>66400632
Please be gentle with this tiny creature
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>>66404562
Ignore the hammer guy. He's an attention whore.
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>>66404126
>hypocrite
?
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>>66404126
>implying calling an animal cute is the same as with human
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>>66404670
Hit the nail on the head.
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>>66404670
it's a joke, dude
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>>66404717
not funny
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Rate her dancing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHs814DuWO8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U8IBkO1cos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFCIclFhTJ4

found these stalking animejames, lmfao
she speaks a little french on the first one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiM8_z4kDzk
love the end haha
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>>66404781
get over yourself
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>>66404784
8/10
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>>66405063
But this one?
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Find a SINGLE fucking flaw

I dare you. I DOUBLE dare you, motherfucker.
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>>66405168
Inferior to this
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>>66405298
She's too modest.
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>>66405168
6/10

>>66405585
10/10
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blonde grimes is underrated desu
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>>66406844
best grimes is black hair grimes
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I like Grimes as much as the next guy but don't you think we are being excessive
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>>66406895
No. People just like talking about her. She's too interesting to be ignored.
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>>66406895
honestly it's because most people here are in love with her, I am too
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>>66406884
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Hello, Grimesfans! Where the fuck did you disappear?
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>>66408926
well there was some jail time and then that restraining order but now things are looking up.
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Boy - sure hope the Grimes Squad aren't wandering around the South of France right now... anyone know where her last/next gig is going to be?
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>>66399269
BUMP 4TEH FUCK'VE IT
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Wake up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUe9rnucPoU
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God I fucking love Grimes. Her music speaks to me so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEUaLf8NA4E
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>>66400367
>grimeth
>beauty anything
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>>66399269
>Hate her big nose, out ears and unibrow
>Realize I have all the same features

Why live?
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>>66410530
male grimes?
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>>66410530
at least you have your famous music to comfort you

wait you don't
kill yourself ogre
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>>66410530
>Hate her big nose, out ears and unibrow
Claire wouldn't look like Claire without them. You have to learn to appreciate them. She's beautiful in her own quirky way.
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>>66411594
>Claire wouldn't look like Claire without them

she would look better
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>>66411635
that doesn't look better at all
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>>66411635
Maybe. But she would look too normal. Her appearance is not standard and you have to accept that. I see no problem with her nose an ears. As for unibrow, you better look at the definition of this word.
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>>66411635
not very compelling

>>66411594
>>66411882
complex beauty


yeah grimes is gorgeous the way she was born.
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Grimes is a small and thin person. Her nose, eyes and ears may look big because she has a small round face. It's a matter of proportions. But as you know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some like her, some don't. I find her attractive.
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>>66412069
Gorgeous smile. :)
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>>66412069
>it looks like she's saying "i want you to stay"
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For those curious about where Grimes got the idea for her one-woman choir effects...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItS4653vEg
Learn more about Claire Hamill's album 'Voices':
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_(Claire_Hamill_album)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XveoyMmsMVg (starting from the 30:00 mark.)

As revealed by Grimes in her Know Phase Mix Tape back from 2012:
http://knowphase.com/2012/02/23/grimes-know-phase-mixtape/
01. Claire Hamill – AwakenÿLarkrise (Spring)
02. Mariah Carey – Fantasy
03. Cocteau Twins – An Elan
04. Madonna – Don’t You Know?
05. G.A.N.G. – Foreign Affair (Cover)
06. Saint Etienne – Everything Flows
07. Burial – Untitled
08. Balam Acab – Expect
09. Blood Diamonds – Grins
10. Blawan – Getting Me Down
11. Michael Jackson – Who Is It?
12. Doldrums (5) – Thinking Of This
13. SBTRKT Ft. Little Dragon – Wildfire
14. TLC – If I Was Your Girlfriend
15. Jade (3) – Don’t Walk Away
16. Enigma – Callas Went Away
17. 王菲* – Untitled
18. Claire Hamill – Beauty Of England
19. Aphex Twin – Flim
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>>66402096
>Grimes generals typically accrue upwards of 50 contributors
where at least 15 of which are haters, and 32 are waifufags
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dragvandil is underrated
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>>66412520
So... which one are you?
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>>66412520
the posters are even less nowadays since we're getting less haters
these are chill threads though, I enjoy them
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best grimes album
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>>66412798
a hater
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>>66412582

>'I bared blue Dragvandill,
>Who bit not the buckler,
>Atli the Short so blunted
>All edge by his spells.
>Straining my strength I grappled,
>Staggered the wordy foeman;
>My tooth I bade bite him,
>Best of swords at need.'
http://sagadb.org/egils_saga.en


>Dragvandil was the sword of Egil Skallagrimsson, a Viking skald and the great anti-hero of Icelandic literature.
>Several accounts tell of him slaughtering as many as 20 or more armed men single-handedly and even dispatching a feared berserker with relative ease. In spite of this, he was considered a healer, and his saga tells of him curing a girl who had been ill for quite some time where all other efforts had proven futile. In some ways he resembled his god Odin: breaking his oaths, killing for trifles, and practicing sorcery.
http://ffxiclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dragvandil
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>>66412991
holy shit she's dreamy
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>>66412582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur9VHJ8hqaA
relevant
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How is Grimes taking the attack in Nice?
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>thinking larger noses on women are always unattractive

when will this meme end?
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>>66399269
I have never loved anyone before like I love Grimes now. How is this possible, /mu/?
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>>66413613
It's not. You're in a dream. Wake up and start living in the real world.
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>>66413613
it's the same for me
but I'm idealizing her
and I can't stop it
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The better Grimes' haircuts get the worse her music gets.
I'll take matters into my own hands and grab the clippers if I have to.
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the more I listen to her discography the more I'm leaning towards halfaxa > visions

>>66413682
I think the current one is pretty awful t b h familia
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Should have went back to witch house vibes. New clams casino is dope.
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do you expect me to believe that she made halfaxa without knowing what witch house was
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>>66399269
You know when I start the Grimes threads with my copypasta we hit the bump limit by the end of the day right
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>>66413967
She called herself Grimes without knowing what grime was so...
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>>66414013
she even used a cross for the cover
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>>66399269
I was surprised to hear that she hates singing. I really like her voice in the songs. Also I didn't know about this podcast until a friend introduced me to it today. Now listening to the episode with Oneohtrix Point Never.
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>>66413613
I think you found at artist that clicked with you in a unique way that nothing else has before.
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such a mysterious beauty
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>>66410530
my ex had a big nose and big ears, but no monobrow. shit was so cash
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>>66413967

>Generally speaking, there are a series of things in my life that I become obsessed with at any given time (during the making of Geidi Primes I was particularly influenced by my escape into science fiction and the study of the physical sciences). And whatever my weird mood might be I tend to abstractly create some kind of homage to it artistically and, at this point in my life, that happens to be through music. I guess that sounds weird but Halfaxa is sort of my ‘medieval’ album. I wanted to attempt to evoke the feeling of believing in God in a very Medieval Christian way. I wanted to capture the beauty of being in a beautiful cathedral and hearing reverbed (naturally), devotional, vocal music and really believing in heaven and hell, and that the art that you are experiencing (visually, architecturally, sonically etc) is related to a higher platonic, metaphysical space, or comes directly from it through the medium of the artistic prophet. Hildegard von Bingen is my idol right now, and I feel like she would be a good example of someone through whome God spoke and beautiful music was made via her body by a divine being (or so she claims, and I’d like to believe). I feel like art in the middle ages was always addressing something beyond earthly experience, and I want to do the same. But I wanted it to be vague as to what it is beyond earthly experience that is being addressed. And I wanted the music to feel really good addictive. I love music that is very smooth to the ears, and has lots of low frequencies as I find high frequencies very grating.
http://forthebeat.com/blog/2010/09/interview-with-grimes/

Technically it would make more sense to call Halfaxa God-house than witch-house.
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>>66415242
wow, do you have more early interviews? I'm in love with 2009-2010 claire
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>>66415423
Can't name any others off the top of my head, but I might make an effort to put together a chronological list and post them here on /mu tomorrow in whatever Grimes thread happens to be around.
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My friend told me Grimes had a show in Nice.

Is she ok?
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>>66415583
According to her official concert schedule she was doing a show in Norway on Thursday.
http://www.grimesmusic.com/tour-dates/
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https://www.instagram.com/primordial.milk/
lmaoing at this girl who calls grimes a sell out on instagram and is ripping off her art so hard

>>66415583
google is telling me she's playing at latvia
and if she were dead I think we'd know by now
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holy shit. grimes is not good.
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>>66415583
Those eyes. Damn she has to lay off the heroin
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>>66414957
This is true. But how did she do this? She did something to my mind that I thought actually nobody else in the world can.
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>>66415782
is only weed anon
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I really like Grimes, but the more I watch of her, the more convinced I become that she is some sort of an illusion. She is just to perfect for the musical/cultural slot she is filling. She seems like she was genetically designed at the Advanced Club Kid Research Facility.

Think about it: She's "white," but she has the perfect skin, height and elegant limbs of an Asian woman. Alternatively, her features (especially nose and eyes) would be completely natural looking on a woman with dark brown skin. Don't you think she'd make a GORGEOUS black woman? I do.

She is basically the simultaneous ideal of Asian, black and white people- but she happens to have very white skin, which makes her more widely advertisable. Her face might be a little narrow and pointy to make a classically beautiful Indian woman, or other near-eastern people, but I'll bet they would still relate to her if her skin were changed into some familiar color range. Personally, I like looking at white blonds, but I'm always suspicious of them. They're constantly up to some scheme or another. And almost never does it involve making me happier.

So you missed me, ACKRF. Nice try, but until you come up with an Indian girl who has the curves of a black girl, the complexion of an Asian girl, the voice of an Irish girl and the "F it - let's just screw things up" attitude of an American girl, I won't be buying your product. So basically, I'm saying that Grimes is unbelievable. Not unbelievable as in "awesome," though I like her work, but unbelievable in the sense that I have a hard time believing that she was born of woman, and not out of some test tube in Japan. Or she could just exist as a digital avatar, not flesh and blood. Just from Canada? I've been to Canada. That's a really weak cover story.
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Delete Grimes threads

Ban Grimes fags
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>>66415950
It's honestly pathetic that a real person typed this
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>>66415972
kys

suck a pen15
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>>66415950
simply ebin
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>>66415990
great redaction though, I wish I could write like that
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>>66415950

you need help.
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>>66415692
holy shit her stuff is EXACTLY the same as her artstyle. What a hack
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>>66416027
I just thought I would pop by to see what you autists were up to and needless to say it's just sad
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>>66413785
her current hairstyle really grew on me. i love it
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>>66415950
Have seen that copypasta in weeks.
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>>66415893
Well, its possible she put you under a spell. Be careful!
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>>66416073
its a pasta you dip
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holy shit all of these (you)s
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>>66416107
:O
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>>66416107
i wonder what claire would think of all of this cutesy tongue-in-cheek "grimes is a wicked wizard/space alien/faeri who's gonna mind control u" lore that surrounds her?
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she made geidi primes and halfaxa just on garage band?
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>>66416288
Visions, too. The entire album.
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>>66416252
She can't have her secrets revealed. Those that attempt to warn her victims will meet an even worse fate.
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>>66416160
You need to break free from the spell. Otherwise you'll feel yourself drawn more and more to her like a fly to a candle's flame. And then, POOF!
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>>66403766
But then, you are?
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>>66416417
>tfw claire will never burn you in fire from her eyes
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>>66404784
i didn't realise she was always so cool.. i thought it was the fame that did this to her
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>>66416566
kek
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>>66405298
manly neck
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>>66411635
moustache
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>>66412069
why couldn't she stay like that
i only like Vanessa grimes
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does anyone else really think grimes should write for katy perry?
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>>66412095
she is an ugly girl
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>>66413165
head-on
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>>66417025
I think it would be a waste of Grimes's time.
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>>66403335
Because I don't like Grimes.
>>66403766
Fuck off, you're not me.
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>>66416988
Nah she has a lovely neck.
Her neck is just the best.
Her neck is my cure.
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>>66417216
her voice deep too
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>>66417025
Grimes is like a gourmet meal. It's delicious and special and good for you.

Katy Perry is like fast food. It can be alright at times, but it's mass produced and not healthy for you
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>>66417244
Katy perry is more hot
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is there a better recording of this, the radio website no longer has it and i'm totally obsessed with this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMyRgURjdjM
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STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY WAIFU, SHE'S MINE!!!!
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>>66417216
hello there
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>>66417673
she'll never be your dream girl
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>>66417965
You know, despite her protests of the contrary...

Grimes is perfect, now and then.
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she's got a great set of ears
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>>66416988
You're kidding?
Her neck is perfect, I want to kiss and bite it
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>>66417973
Ha. You see, old boy, that's the broken link in the chain. It's without much hesitation that I bring forth new evidence for you to look over so you may revise your hypothesis. Yes this rather boggling new discovery I have made lays out in great detail the ultimate flaw in your, admittedly well thought out and researched but nonetheless, incorrect proposal.

Yes you see I came to this conclusion when I mulled over this potential truth. After all, I did indeed hope for it to be the truth. I felt it muddied the true meaning behind my obsession, but in all actuality after I had provided the evidence signed and sealed and had time to process it, I came to the startling conclusion that my amygdala didn't give a single flying fuck about my wishes and... well, old chap, it's with a great heavy heart that I have to inform you of the following fact.

You see old boy... she is already my dream girl.
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>>66418099
it is a thick, manly neck
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>>66418103
grimes is a boy and you're all fags
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>>66418122
it's not
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>>66418159
did a pen explode from behind her ear or something?
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>>66418099
Don't bite it too hard.. some bitches can be crazy
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>>66418103
Knock it off James
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>>66413682
Visions and Art Angels > Geidi Primes and Halfaxa

She's better than before.
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>>66415972
Ban idiots like you who wants to censor freedom of speech.
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>>66419400
>we're rating grimes through her albums now
Art Angels >>> Halfaxa > Visions
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>>66419555
Visions is her best. At least most people (including me) think.
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>>66399269

do you think hana and claire have tongued each others buttholes while on tour? i think yes they have.
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in the past, claire has talked about wanting to be a part of a cultural dialogue. to cement her art forever in that way. i have to wonder if she's dissatisfied in exactly the dialogue that it's sparked.

she's expressed disdain for meaningless things in the past. i wonder just how annoyed she is with the fact that the "cultural dialogue" that surrounds her art is about how she doesn't shave her legs, and the further she gets in her career the worse it gets. she poured her heart out and expressed her pain and in the end the prize she got was people only touching on the superficial and super shallow bits they can cling onto with grimes. and its not like she's been silent on it either, she's spoke out about it but everybody ignored her because they'd rather talk about how cute she is.

every recent interview shes done, i dont know, she seems to have gotten more laissez faire about it, but not really that she cares any less. it seems like theres an undercurrent of jaded frustration at the fact that expressing her jaded frustration at the shallow discussion surrounding her career work is simply put to the side because people would rather talk about her hairy armpits and her boyfriends. as though the more her career progresses the more exacerbated cynicism is layered on top of each other. even though she consistently only tries to engage with meaningful discussion, nothing stops the endless tide of people wanting to talk about feminism and drug habits instead of her art. or even the people who compare her to other artists whom she sees herself as having nothing in common with.

no wonder she doesnt read her own media, no wonder she doesnt read fan shit. reading it must feel like small little slaps to the face, and you know they mean the best... but its just not what you expected or wanted.
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>>66420186
all i ask of you, /mu/tants, is to take some time to meditate on this today and keep in mind your conclusion the next time you want to shitpost about your waifu, even if you think it's being super respectful.

im sure shit like this that tries to understand her when she's offered so little to the public eye is just as annoying as people posting about her nipples showing through her shirt.
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>>66417965
but i am not here nor there
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>>66420186
Grimes is a talented, beautiful and nice female artist. She's deluded if she thinks people will not talk about her physical aspects/personality. Only imageless artists like Autechre are discussed strictly about their music. That's the way the things are.
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>>66402505
>manlet
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>>66420186
amen
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Did you noticed that there are paparzzi photos only from fashion events like Met Gala and live shows? It good, but it's kinda weird.
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>>66420612
i dont think she goes out very often
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>>66420471
b-but grimes wouldn't be superficial as that, r-right?
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I had a dream where I kissed lauren mayberry

I should probably chop off my dick for that
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>>66420655
balding autist > manlet
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do you think she'd flirt with a fan if he was really food looking?
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>>66420403

looks like she has a bowl cut.
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>>66420695

youre in the wrong general m8
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>>66420769
no, complete opposite
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>>66420765

yeah hes at least a tall balding autist. i sometimes read his twitter and he seems like a pretty cool guy.
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>>66420824
I dont know why but I really wanted to kiss her. I said I would give up grimesfagging for it, and so she did

She took advantage of me, when grimes wasn't there. I don't even think about her ever
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>>66420863
I feel sorry for him though (not really i envy shit out of him), but i imagine Claire will leave him in few years as she eventually grew tired of infantile things unlike James.
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>>66420769
nah

she'd only flirt if they were super talented too which made her respect them, but then you have a double entendre situation which are both more likely:

1.) she is too starstruck to flirt and just sort of stands there and stares with a stupid look on her face, until she realizes what she's doing and apologizes and never talks to them again out of embarrassment

2.) she doesn't flirt because she doesn't want to come off as a creepy weirdo/doesn't want them to feel objectified.
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>>66420966

she does have such milky white pure skin but grimes she is not. repent sinner! and come back to grimes.
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>>66420994

yeah lel all he tweets about are movies, video games and popstars. he seems like hed make a great friend and thats all that claire needs right now.
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>>66420769
>o you think she'd flirt with a fan if he was really food looking?
>food looking?

maybe if she was hungry.
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>>66421120
I realize my actions were sin, I needed to confess them. I feel like i'm one of those shitty boyfriends who would betray her heart

If it was real I would demand she dump me
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>>66420695
she's beautiful though, can't blame you
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>>66421160

hes also like ~32 years old.
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>>66421474
she's like 30

they are perfect together
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>>66421512
28. It is not about age difference. Clare is overly introspective person and she never stops moving forward, while James... he is good lad, but everyone need to move on their other stages in their lives besides moving grimes groupies. I imagine Claire would hate situation where Hana stays her support band member forever the most.
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>>66420769
No.. she's not about strange..
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>>66420828
me on the left
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