What's with all the fucking Mickey Mouse high-pitched shit he does in songs like What Difference Does It Make, and especially Miserable Lie? I can't listen to Miserable Lie at all because it literally sounds like he's doing a Mickey Mouse impersonation at the end. What are your thoughts about this?
I like it, also Johnny Marr and Morrissey both say What Difference Does It Make? is the worst Smith song
>>66327763
fr? I think it's a great song. They have much worse songs they should dislike, like Rusholme Ruffians, Vicar in a Tutu and Rubber Ring.
>>66327800
Yeah Morrissey said as soon as they finished recording the track he regretted it.
Also they both say the first album is their worst and Strangeways is their best.
>>66327800
>worse songs they should dislike, like Rusholme Ruffians
But thats one of their best songs
>>66328005
Any word on why? It's a badass song, that.
>>66327432
>Miserable Lie
the worst Smiths song, bar none
>>66328076
It's too poppy is the reason, he goes over it in better detail in his Autobiography.
>>66328089
I Keep Mine Hidden takes that spot for me, the lyrics are the only good thing about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7K6i2_H1b8&ab_channel=TheAmbitiousOutsider
>>66328118
Ah shit, that reminds me that I need to get Autobiography. Do you recommend it?
>>66328142
Yes it's very good, but try not to get the first US edition because that one edits out Morrissey' gay relationship
>>66327800
>Rubber Ring
>worst
you trying to get your shit pushed in m8, saying shit like that?
>>66328089
>>66328135
My vote goes to Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me. Sappiness to the extreme, Morrissey's so extremely overindulgent in that one, it's unbearable. Oh, and Shoplifters of the World Unite.
You plebs have not heard the awfulness of I Misses You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOzJOFZyYqo&ab_channel=MrSmithsDisco
Ah, Morrissey. That guy's a hoot
>>66328089
agree, it fucking sucks. the rest of S/T is godly though
The worst smiths song is the hand that rocks the cradle
Is this a worst Smiths song thread? In that case, I'd say it's The Queen Is Dead. It goes on for faaaaar too long for its own good. It doesn't help that it's not very good to begin with.
>>66328340
What's wrong with this? I can imagine porking a gf to this track.
>>66328423
The live version is shorter and better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3xZue2e1NE&ab_channel=XvrBlk
>Miserable Lie
How the fuck did they think letting Morrissey do the idiotic yodeling at the end was a good idea?
>>66328544
>Idiotic yodeling
You shut your mouth.
>>66327432
>not liking Miserable Lie
It's a fantastic song. Morrissey's high-pitched wailing is brilliant.
>>66327432
Simple. He's gay.
Is it actually confirmed he's a poof? I aways thought he was a straight guy pretending to be queer and asexual to score LE SO QUIRKY MISUNDAZTOOD BOI points
>tfw used tofuck to Smiths music with my ex-gf
>tfw got a BJ to some girls are bigger than others once, cumming at the outro guitar
>tfw ex-gf is ex-gf and now with another guy, a blonde guy who plays sports
>tfw I can't listen to the Smiths anymore cause I get way too depressed
>mfw
>>66328659
Nah. He's gay.
>>66328659
He talked about his boyfriend during his autobiography, though he says he never slept with him. Also pic related was taking by him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLuETLxxJU&ab_channel=Morrissey-Topic
>>66328704
>pic related
story behind that?
>>66328732
That's Morrissey's ass taken by Jake Walters.
>>66328748
Nigga, that's Morrissey's arse? Fuuuuck, I never thought I'd see the day
>>66328765
Here's Morrissey in a speedo on a cover.
>>66328704
hnnnggg also it's a bit too hairy for my taste
>>66328791
Forgot to include photo
>>66328805
literally no dick
>>66327800
>Vicar In A Tutu
>worst
oh shit forgot we can't have ANY FUN around here
Also there's a video of Morrissey in a Female strip club watching women shake there ass in front of him.
>>66328838
lmao I wanna see that so much
>>66328843
It's somewhere during this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e32cF6vIMuc&ab_channel=just,Morrissey&TheSmiths
>>66328876
thanks man, appreciate it
Fun fact Johnny Marr's favorite Morrissey solo song is Ouija Board.
>>66329023
shit taste confirmed, that's probably why his solo output is terrible
>>66329164
His favorite Smith song are
How Soon is Now
That Joke
Bigmouth
>>66329218
all overrated shit
God, Morrissey's such a self-indulgent cunt, I can't take him seriously at all.
>>66329283
Morrissey' favorite is The Boy With A Thorn In His Side and favorite song of his in general is Life is A Pigsty.
>>66327800
>Rusholme Ruffians
are you on fucking meth?
>Vicar in a Tutu
No, it just seems bad because it's the weakest on The Queen Is Dead
>Rubber Ring
Probably this or Oscillate Wildly
>>66329508
Oscillate Wildly is the best of the instrumentals, though thats not saying much, also Never Had No One Ever is the worst QiD song
>>66329618
Never Had No One Ever is one of the best songs not only on the album, but of their whole discography as well.
Golden Lights and Meat is Murder are the worst Smiths tracks.
>>66329761
Have you heard the Sound of The Smiths version of Meat is Murder, it blows the album version out of the water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0C-pjBAzVQ&ab_channel=HeadfulOfHollow
>>66328876
The face he makes when she shakes in front of him. It gets me every time.
>>66330010
>>66329409
>Morrissey's favourite Smith's song is my favourite Smith's song
>>66328748
>>66328704
Morrissey and Jake Walters
Bump
>And below their belt is shriveled and small it knows a thousand woes
What did he mean by this.
>>66328295
There's always a fine line in smiths songs between overindulgence and sarcasm/irony.
I agree though, always have fucking hated that song
>>66331567
you know....
you know anon.
>>66331567
>When they can't find a table for their fat aunt Mable they stamp their feet and cry
What did he mean by thisssss
>>66329825
wtf, i always thought this was the album version, was wondering why everyone hated it cause this is fantastic.
listening to the album one now, fuck me its wank
RUSHOLME RUFFIANS MOST UNDERRATED SMITHS TUNE.
>>66331819
The Handsome Devil version is also amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXkdsXWnd1M&index=25&list=PLze5jhu6M0TVc2M5swWAlnbioOsgaOcmP&ab_channel=TheSmiths-Topic
SHAMELESS BUMP
So when are we starting a petition that stops Johnny Marr from performing Smith songs.
>>66333721
and why is that?
>>66333721
This performance should be considered a crime against humanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z44q4z1x2g8&ab_channel=richiehoy
God Tier performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSk7W4LAfA&ab_channel=marclot1
>>66328423
the queen is dead is one of their best songs. they should have done more songs that were as outright post punk as that.
Miserable lie is no joke my favorite song on the s/t
It is so fucking badass
>>66329728
had a good laff at this post
I love the way Miserable Lie starts, and I like the guitar part in the second part, but then Morrissey starts doing that falsetto and it almost takes me out of it. Not completely though, I still like it but I see why someone else wouldn't.
>>66328089
You fucking pleb, kys its an amazing song
>>66332045
they've been beaten at their own game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iZJc8LF-AU
>>66334304
>literal Mickey Mouse impersonation
>badass
>>66328089
for me it's gotta be never had no one ever or miserable lie. real duds.
>>66334371
Like do you not think he realized how ridiculous it sounded when he recorded it? It's full tilt on the overbearing tightrope between absurd melodrama and sincere emotion that the best smiths songs hit and it fucking rules
>>66334426
>shills this hard for a song that's universally acknowledged as being pretty much shit because of Morrissey's retarded yodeling
>>66334335
That was a terrible, terrible cover.
>>66334563
>Retarded yodeling
>>66334563
Yeah but I'm right and you're a big fucking idiot nerd boy
Miserable lie rules
I'm so fuckin' cool
>>66327800
>They have much worse songs they should dislike, like Rusholme Ruffians
lol just shut up m8
>No, I've never had a job
>Because I've never wanted one
>I've seen you smile
>But I've never really heard you laugh
damn..
>>66335036
>I will live my life as i will undoubtably die, alone.
Well damn.
Some people find Jesus, I found Morrissey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ASok9tBWc&ab_channel=rgmu101
>>66333781
what the fuck is that guy doing, holy shit
>>66327432
>What is falsetto
>>66333781
I don't see anything particularly wrong with it?
>>66335649
Musically it's fine the singer though.
Anyone ever read the tour books.
http://issuu.com/flavsan/docs/meat_is_murder_tour_programme_uk2/5?e=0
>>66336133
>dislikes:
>breakdancing
lmao classic mozza
>>66336133
Making of 'Meat is Murder'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0I3EGiffI&ab_channel=ThePrivilegeIsMine85
>>66336133
I love how everyone's so anti-meat and anti-Thatcher. You can practically see how Morrissey forced them to put those answers down lol
>>66336133
More tour books
Kill Uncle
http://issuu.com/flavsan/docs/kill_uncle_1/1?e=0
Your Arsenal
http://issuu.com/flavsan/docs/morrissey_your_arsenal_tour_1/1?e=0
i like miserable lie, it's like d-beat jangle pop
Who was the ugliest Smith and why was it Mike Joyce? I bet Morrissey was so disgusted by having to play with that abomination.
>>66336548
Morrissey and Johnny Marr begged him to join The Smiths, something i bet they both regret.
>>66336548
Mike and Andy are so ugly they look like a lesbian couple.
>>66336701
>implying morrissey and marr are looking any better nowadays
I'd say they actually look even worse right now
>implying Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others isn't the worst song of the 80's
>>66336701
>>66336739
Morrissey two months ago
>>66336810
you have got to be shitting me. Is he dying or something?
>>66336782
>>
that's obviously a press photo man
Morrissey in december
photo taken by his nephew
Also that Mike and Andy photo is also a press photo
>>66336885
nah it's a stock image
Do you think Morrissey gets depressed about his advanced age and that he's no longer a heartthrob, but an old geezer with a jowl?
Morrissey in November
>>66336908
>Do you think Morrissey gets depressed
yes
>>66336920
call all my friends, i dont have too many
just some mexicans wearing sunglasses
>>66336908
Well Morrissey always said he was ugly and only looked mildly attractive on the Vauxhall and I cover
>>66336839
>>66336908
He's literally been dying for like a year now.
I forget which flavor of cancer.
>>66336974
nah, he said it but he knew he was attractive as hell. He was vain as shit, but kept a public persona of an emo fag that thinks he's ugly. It was just an act
>>66337012
In his book he calls himself skinny on the verge of collapsing from starvation and a land whale.
Morrissey in July of 2015
>>66336908
He's starting to look more like Jay Leno the further he ages.
>>66337124
shit, that's a ripped body right there
This Charming Man and Back To The Old House are the best Smiths songs.
>>66337458
Which versions? if the Hatful of Hollow versions i disagree, if the S/T and Louder Than Bombs Versions than i agree.
Morrissey was his best looking during the Quarry tour.
>>66337782
>that hairline
Cannot stop laughing.
>>66337885
Morrissey always had a shit hairline, it was just hidden by more hair
>>66328089
Probably my favorite.
>>66338031
well, aren't you a special lil snowflake ^^
How would you honestly react if Morrissey came out as a transgender tomorrow, Watchowski brothers style?
Are you all kidding???
Work Is A Four Letter Word is EASILY the worst smiths song, they broke up because of how bad of a decision it was
Miserable lie is the worst.
I know it's over is the best mopey, cemetery gates is the most witty.
Going to see him in Manchester next month
>mfw they left there is a light, frankly mr shankly and how soon is now off of rank
>>66340122
That ain't a Smith song that's a cover.
>>66341115
Pro tip: Don't except him to play Smith songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lslM6VMwtg&ab_channel=tangkad99
>>66328023
they're right
>>66327432
>not digging the fuck out of his falsetto on Miserable Lie
>>66327800
>Rubber Ring
>worst
>>66328423
>Queen Is Dead
>worst
>>66334371
>your life
>>66340122
>work is a four letter word
>worst
"no"
God Morrissey is a funny bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80
>>66342668
Only Morrissey could make a song about a girl killing herself and have it be extremely upbeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AefW7uCP9w&ab_channel=DominicFoxx
>>66342483
whats worst then
>>66342742
>>66342370
Did you guys like this album?
There were a few 'eh' tracks, but overall, I thought it was his best since Kill Uncle.
>>66342950
Probably my second favorite album of his in general, but only if you include the deluxe edition tracks.
He's so charming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIr3YWI7WJw&ab_channel=JamesonBedonie
>>66327432
luls he does sound like mickey mouse. yeah I agree OP but I kinda like it
Upon the san, upon the bay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cvr3focVF0&ab_channel=officialmorrissey
>>66343664
One of the best Morrissey songs. Right up there with 'Sing Your Life' and 'Alsatian Cousin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLNl6Qn-LWc&ab_channel=TheAmbitiousOutsider
>>66344140
He really outdid himself with this album. It could easily be a great Swansong, which, I think, may have been intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAGDoFE1z5k
>>66344205
It wasn't intended he had signed a two album record deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIo4u3z-7U&ab_channel=thecarnagevisors2006
This sounds like it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh83z5vIP0w
Morrissey's such a cunt.
