metal general
FUN edition
old: >>66266006
post albums with R I F F S
>Twilight Force
delet
there is literally nothing wrong with liking deathcore or djent
What shows are you guys planning on hitting up in the future?
Going to see Falls of Rauros next week, Cobalt and Mantar sometime soon, not sure when, I'm relying on fagbook to alert me when it's around the corner.
>>66272190
what is the story behind this pic
>>66272172
>>66272190
>he doesn't listen to otherworldly metal
>>66272126
Power metal AOTY incoming?
Will it be better than Tales of Ancient Prophecies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP1R5cWC0jI
>>66272227
fuck off tripfag
>>66272240
I listen to otherwordly metal. But the otherwordly metal I listen to is of the GOOD kind.
>>66272240
>he listens to ironic meme metal
>>66272246
>tfw NB snaps up your favorite meme-metal band
>>66272246
FOR THE FALLEN ONES
>>66272172
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN is not a riff.
Who is the most /fa/ metal?
>>66272282
>he listens to grimdark noskill slamshit that's less than 8 minutes long and doesn't even have keyboard solos
>>66272282
>>66272266
>he doesn't unironically like Twilight Force
>>66272336
reported
>>66272348
anything black metal that's from NYC.
>muh scarves
>>66272355
>noskill slamshit
>implying flower metal takes any skill other than power chords
>>66272316
WE WILL RIDE INTO THE SKY
>Fun edition
>>66272348
instrumental djent
>>66272449
Who the fuck puts him in those outfits?
>there are people that unironically listen to vapid, generic, effortless, purposely overly cheesy crap such as Twilight Force
this is the kind of shit that is legitimately thwarting metal's development
>>66272412
RIDING OVER THE RAINBOW'S LIGHT
>>66272487
Who gives a shit about false metal
>>66272483
himself of course
>>66272449
>that haircut
>those clothes
>>66272525
Power metal is the truest subgenre of metal though.
>>66272487
>implying
>>66272553
when it's done right power metal can be pretty good
but Twilight Force is like someone took the most boring Rhapsody songs and gave them Dragonforce-tier lyrics.
>>66272553
>liking power metal
>You're a stinking bitch
>Your mouth is like a sewer
>We'll pop you in the face
>You fuckin' little whore
>Not acting like a lady
>You really make me sick
>The only thing you're good for
>Is sucking our big dicks
Why is metal so misogynistic, /metal/?
>>66272617
Bro I love pornogrind
>>66272630
of course bae
>>66272630
A whole general cannot agree together on a single topic. You know this. Fuck off.
>>66272630
i support shitposting about it
>>66272617
Unironically, this is mt favorite Ghost Bath song.
>>66272553
No way. A huge portion of it doesn't even have real riffs m8.
>>66272630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI4QhsYy-I0
What happened in the thread to threads ago? I missed it, 617 posts sounds like a record
I'm looking for metal and extreme music with female vocals. Harsh vox preferred because it's more notable, but the only real requirement is that the music be interesting or worthwhile. Cheesy anthemic stuff isn't really what I'm after so no power metal, if you please.
>>66272678
black metal has even least riff
>>66272709
Nuclear Death
>>66272630
You tell me.
http://www.metalinjection.net/injection-reflection/new-ghost-bath-publicly-supports-brexit
>>66272617
I'm convinced it's satire 90% of the time. Or at least that's how I rationalise it in order to stomach it.
>>66272733
if you discovered it was not satire, would you abandon metal and listen to twee instead?
>>66272716
Nice grammar, Alberto
>>66272709
Sortsind
although you can't really tell
>IncantationNYDM
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO88HKHVjGI
>>66272769
we have good grammar, i guarantee you that anon isn't one of ours
Huelander at most
>>66272783
ROLEPLAYING
CHATROOM
>>66272752
No, of course not. Most metal I listen to doesn't have intelligible lyrics anyway. Generally speaking, I don't defend the people behind the art, I just enjoy the art. The misogyny stuff is slightly disappointing, but - surprise suprise - shitty people make good music on occasion.
>>66272709
these are the obvious ones.
black metal
astarte
>really not that great
lucifugum ("newer" material only)
>also not that great, but the early records before the wife got on board absolutely slay
darkened nocturne slaughtercult
>latest record is best record
sylvaine
>not audrey, but still reminiscent of alcest, at least on the new record, and that's the one worth hearing. blows myrkur out of the water imo
sludge
salome
>bass-less sludge with the chick from agoraphobic nosebleed. ended too soon. really raw and good, recommended if you like the more "heavy" portions of thorr's hammer
julie christmas
>and all of the projects she's involved in. she's a sludge metal darling for a reason
obscure sphinx
>underrated and wicked cool.
that's all off the top of my head but it oughtta get you started if you're unfamiliar with female fronted extreme metal.
>want to name band Clown Meat
>search to see if it's taken
>see this
>>66272836
should use that as the album cover desu
Do u guys like space?
>>66272836
meat clown is the better name
>>66272815
>no Opera IX
>>66272875
i'm autismally in love with it
>>66272875
Alrakis is GOAT.
>>66272875
the only album i have off of there is Oranssi Pazusu, but I quite like them.
>>66272893
What's your favorite album?
>>66272769
>>66272789
kyrgyzstan
>>66272875
>>66272875
Yes, but black metal is shit
>>66272925
from that chart?
probably Funerals From The Astral Sphere but Drawing Down The Moon and Ominous Skeltal comes close
>>66272709
>>66272885
>>66272815
>>66272771
>>66272724
Thanks so much, guys.
Drawing Down The Meme
>>66272875
>Darkspace
Music equivalent of a black hole.
>Alrakis
Freely floating through the non-observable universe to your ultimate demise.
>Mesarthim
Traveling through foreign galaxies by yourself in a small but cozy space shuttle.
>Progenie terrestre Pura
Italian aliens abduct you and take you on a tour of their society.
>Beherit
Satan on the moon.
>Midnight Odyssey
Dying on a gas giant.
>Oranssi Pazuzu
Moonman greets you on your spacewalk.
>>66273036
>Italian aliens
>>66273036
Tbqhwyfan Alrakis is the one that sounds the most "spacey".
>>66273258
italiens
Black metal is unironically good fuck you faggts lol
>TWILIGHT FORCE
literally nerd metal
>>66273504
I unironically agree blackie can go suck a fat corpsepainted dick
>>66273520
90% of metal is nerd metal in some fashion
>>66273520
metal has always been one of the nerdiest genres of music
>>66272449
>when the homie plays a bard
>tfw you will never be Darken hitting 8/10 pagan sluts every day
Why live, /meal/?
>>66273664
I'll bet he's been getting so much ass since he started touring.
I love that guy though, I can't wait to hear new Lord Wind.
>>66272709
Opera IX
https://youtu.be/SpvTy7o5AN0
>>66273739
I love Lord Wind, it can easily be like soundtrack for a witcher game
>>66273739
>polish folk
That reminds me, I need to check out Hellveto
>>66273783
I blame Witcher for turning gamers into a bunch of wanna pagans
>>66273826
explain
>>66273826
not to mention all that vile objectification in the game
muh collectable sex cards
cringe
>>66273783
ouch, that's cheapening his talent, imo. Although I can see the correlation. I'm still waiting for him and Varg to release a collaboration album. A friend of mine told me a few years back that they were recording material together, even sent her a picture of them in the studio.
Real cock-tease.
>>66273794
>Hellveto
Well worth exploring. Metric fuckton of releases, though.
>>66273881
What should i start with?
>>66273946
Prelude to Dying is the one I started with and then I worked backwards.
Stos is good too.
>>66272561
How did this not get a single (You)
>>66274004
it doesn't deserve one. it a shit post even by shitposting standards.
what are you listening to lads?
I'm looking for an album/song I listened to a long time ago. It might be more rock than metal but it had a fantasy them to it. The song I sounded a lot like Bring Me to Life, but that's all I remember music-wise. The album art had a woman in a black dress holding and a sword, I think she was standing in a desert. I drew it from memory. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>66274029
nothing, I'm going to sleep now.
good night /metal/
>>66274061
>UrDraugrShareGuy
>>66274029
Just finished listening to the new Gojira for the dozenth time
>>66274061
flyleaf prbly
>>66274117
wtf why? i even like gojira and i acknowledge it's buttmetal
>>66274099
Fuck you my drawing is god-tier
>>66274125
Nope, similar sounding music though.
>>66274137
Everyone's talking about Gojira going/being soft, but I've always loved Gojira for being a lighter and more proggy shade of Meshuggah.
This album also has a lot of emotional weight for me. The songs are all about dealing with the death of the Duplantier brother's mom, and it really brings me back to the emotional state after my own dad died.
>>66274029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBE7DWjKrFI
>tfw 30 years old and never listened to anything Van Halen except for "Dreams" because it was on the Power Rangers Movie soundtrack that I got when I was a kid
God damn I can't stop listening to this song.
>>66274225
>30 years old
>on 4chan
Nope, never gonna happen to me
I'm packing up once I hit 29
>>66274322
>being so fucking retarded that you think there's some imaginary age-limit on 4chan
>>66274461
>assblasted grandpa can't cope with society yet
This is good lads. Didn't enjoy the LP but loved this, thank whoever dropped the rec.
It's Friday lads. Post what you're drinking and listening to.
Pic related and a stella since I'm out of rum.
>>66274478
This "assblasted grandpa" has a 9 to 5, and isn't a self-employed shut-in. Also been in a black metal band for 10 years and played many a live show. I cope with society plenty
also I still look 24
>>66274517
>swallowing the bait this hard
baka desu senpai
>>66274559
I have to get a genuine argument at least once per night
>>66272875
i have an mesarthim - isolate vinyl.. im so happy to own such a beautiful album.
>>66274567
By posting non-falsifiable claims?
Guys whats some good stoner metal? Im looking for something that sounds like sabbath, with funkier bass licks and jazz drums. I already know Sleep and Electric Wizard, im just looking for more of a psychedelic sound like sabbath.
So I was watching this porno a long time ago where these hung as fuck dudes were banging their cocks up against a tent where a bunch of naked girls were having a lesbian pillow fight orgy. The faster the guys slammed their cocks against the tent door amid bear noises being added to the mix, there was also some jamming speed metal. Surely you meme loving fucks know what I'm talking about.
>>66274700
If it helps, scene 1 is when a MILF protects her beta son from a bully by fucking the bully
>>66274697
>Psychedelic sound
Sounds like you need some OM in your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooxu9qa3mTw
>>66274697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQvNldUYIN8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrVZl4_seI
Who hype for the new Blood Incantation in August?
>>66272365
reported for excessive reporting
>>66274734
>>66274751
these are both awesome!
>>66274670
>prove it
nah
Why do so many German, Swedish, Norwegian, etc metal bands sing in English?
And how do they all speak it better than most English/Americans?
>>66275522
>Why do so many German, Swedish, Norwegian, etc metal bands sing in English?
It's a meme that if you do your lyrics in English, you'll be more popular abroad.
>And how do they all speak it better than most English/Americans?
Dutch have perfect English. Scandis follow closely, but their pronunciation is kinda fucked with some vowels. Germans read/write English well, but collectively, their speech is meh
>source: my ass
>>66275566
It's not a fucking meme you shitter. It's statistically proven.
>>66275758
lol no
the market demand for English is a meme
it's an artificial want constructed by record companies so they don't have to deal with a faction of multilingual artists
besides, many of the best-selling artists in history have English as their native language, thereby influencing the desire for record companies to completely shit on non-English music
RIDING OVER THE RAINBOWS LIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=28&v=znqYXE6_ay8
What is the metal equivalent of 80s PSAs?
>>66276019
Sodomize yourself with a rake you fucking moron.
>>66276019
>artificial want
ok
>>66275522
>Why do so many German, Swedish, Norwegian, etc metal bands sing in English?
Well, if 95% of your target listeners are Europeans and Americans who speak at least some English, if you want to be understood, you should sing in English. Of course on the flip side you can be kvlt and sing in your own tongue to not be understood.
They generally speak it better than Americans because (for example) Germans generally only use their English infrequently outside of school so it's more formal and precise than our colloquial speech.
>>66274029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-RdsIst6p4
Am i weird for loving this album but thinking Obselete is garbage
>>66276284
>Artificial scarcity describes the scarcity of items even though either the technology and production, or sharing capacity exists to create an abundance, as well as the use of private property laws to create scarcity where otherwise there would not be.
>https://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2012/jan/13/european-acts-sing-in-english
So we all agree
Black Metal = Tea
Death Metal = Coffee
Right?
>>66276409
>the guardian
>>66276414
What did he mean by this?
>>66276419
>doesn't trust mainstream metal sites with interviews involving actual musicians (cherry picking, paid shills)
>doesn't trust meme-tier journalism (sponsered content)
>doesn't trust peer reviewed scholarly articles if it has a (((name))) on it (Da Joos, muh white genocide)
>will trust some random dicklicker anon on the internet (based anon)
>>66276409
>that sperglord Kalyr in the comments missing the entire point of the article
Is Behexen shit?
>>66276540
The first two albums are decent BM, if a bit formulaic
Everything after that is buttblack
Lyrical themes: Anti-cosmic Dark Germanic Heathenism
>Lyrical themes: Weed
>Lyrical themes: Anti-Christianity
>>Lyrical themes: Sex
>>66276730
>kposting
DELET
>Lyrical themes: gore
>>66276739
i'll delet ur life u little shit
I actually found a half-ass decent preacherland band that isn't Moonspell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP0n4DZGLIY
>
>>66272348
Motley Crue
you know it's true
>>66276771
Which band?
>>66276771
What the fuck
>>66272204
Thats commom knowledge
>>66276771
what band is this
>>66276797
>>66276832
>not knowing how to search metallum
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Pyogenesis/1149
I've seen this chart posted a few time and it's absolute dogshit
>>66276868
my favorite part is
>New to black metal? Domgard
>Want to namedrop obscure bands? Domgard
>>66276934
oh wow
>>66276868
Secrets of the Moon isn't even black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcXbsOVdwbk
>>66276868
that Irkallian Oracle album alone is just so bad. It's amazing how unmemorable and samey every song on it is. They have a cool style and tons of potential but can't write a good song to save their fucking life
>>66275522
Swedish is love, swedish is life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMhyvaNrz2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7HDFo_p2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh4adF4fbzE
One more for the ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsKQuKgy1H4
This is a trap, right?
>>66277517
either a trap or a really ugly grill
>>66277517
>there are people that dress like this on the regular.
man, avoided listening to Nails for years. Even shittier than I imagined they would be.
>>66277615
>not wearing your most kvlt T-shirt to the beach
>>66272709
I like subrosa desu
>>66274517
>Also been in a black metal band for 10 years and played many a live show.
Nice t b h
>>66272709
the new Messa isn't so bad
is it worth the hundred minutes it will take?
>>66277845
>an hour and 40 minutes of hipster black metal
What does your gut tell you famalam?
>>66277933
fuck it, give me some raw blasting kvlt with ear raping vocals instead
Question mates:
Evil Woman, or Wicked World?
>>66277999
wicked world, easy
>>66277960
You asked for this, faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds3yclflR6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7K39a1qpNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp0XsaRAm5M
>>66277960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtvHY6zs0uI
try this, lad
>>66277999
Wicked World naturally
>>66277999
Wicked World vs Black Sabbath would be a better question. Evil Woman is ok and catchy but it sounds like Ozzy is really holding back on it, especially compared to the other tracks
>>66278043
Well it's a cover song
I hardly ever get into cover songs because they seem low energy
>>66278043
>Wicked World vs Black Sabbath would be a better question.
Why's that? I posed the question because it's the difference between the original UK and US releases. Personally I prefer Wicked World too. I also like how Wall of Sleep/NIB and Sleeping Village/Warning are grouped respectively on the US version.
>>66278059
Lesser known is that Warning is also a cover. But I think Sabbath nailed that one proper.
>>66278074
Wicked World and Black Sabbath are close to each other in terms of quality, I wasnt even thinking of country publishing differences
We really need to do something about the leftists in this thread. I suggest bullying them out, tbqh, there's just no place for them in metal
>>66278647
This thread was literally non-political until your cuck ass came around
>>66272227
I'm assuming it's from one of those low budget african action movies
>>66272126
AOTY is coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmtU2WJfPgU
>>66276643
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Svartrit/3540315118
>>66278773
I sorta like Periphery but that music video is laughably bad for being official
>>66274926
It's already on soulseek, faggot.
>>66272875
That Arcturus album is not black metal
Is he right?
>>66278892
There's like one Arcturus album that is even remotely black metal, but it's not very space-themed. Arcturus shouldn't be in that chart.
>>66278916
>mainstream faggot can't handle metal
Move along, nothing to see
>>66276868
is there anything good on this chart at all?
>>66278988
Dissection, Ascension, Inquisition, Heretoir, Midnight Odyssey, Dodsengel...
>>66278988
Silencer
Is there a flowchart that covers ALL metal genres? Like, start with the founders of metal (Black Sabbath and all that), then branch into the different genres based on the dominant characteristics of the originators that are most prevalent in each genre? If not, is that too titanic a task for /metal/?
>>66279046
top kek
>tfw only like bathory, darkthrone, immortal, dissection, emperor, inquisition, mayhem, mutiilation, early burzum, ved buens ende
every other black metal band I've heard is inferior, and I've listened to tons of black metal
help
>>66279114
>Abigor
>Destroyer 666
>Enslaved
>Impaled Nazarene
>Lord Belial
>Necromantia
>Rotting Christ
>Varathron
the list goes on...
>>66279150
Didn't like abigor, destroyer, impaled, belial, varathron, necromantia
I'll give a second chance to enslaved and rotting christ
>>66279164
How about Blaze of Perdition, Windir, Taake, Peste Noire, Arckanum, Drudkh, Lunar Aurora and Winterfylleth?
why does rageaholic hate death metal?
>>66279169
all of those nope except for peste noire and I haven't listened to arckanum yet
HOW ABOUT YOU MOTHERCUKERS GET BRUTALIZED RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>66279212
I unironically like pic related
>>66279218
babby shit, come back when you like last days of humanity
>>66279218
WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T
>>66279220
FUCK OFF
>>66279218
>>66279220
>>66279221
Band.Is.Shit.
>>66272561
regardless of the fact that it was its inevitable fate it is still sad to witness slam turning into wigger music
>>66279263
slam's been wigger since suffocation my nigga
>>66279263
Why the fuck would you put a random made-up quote and falsely attribute it to Descartes and add a man who is not Descartes to the picture? Are you an idiot or just pretending to be one?
>>66279336
Terminal Redux
>>66279336
it's a meme
>>66279336
Excellent bait
>>66279079
[spoiler]/r/metal has one[/spoiler]
>>66274490
just got off work. corona/lime/triple sec mix and pic
>>66279421
My efforts to locate it have been in vain.
>>66279485
Who the fuck cares, it's probably shit anyway.
>1:12-1:21
how can hardcore fags even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3LgSMFkAi0
>>66279509
My curiosity cares. Precisely because I wanna see if it's shit.
>>66273875
Don't think you belong here. Bye bye.
>>66279619
Girls are allowed, but only if they're hot and DTF
If you see this post while scrolling, you have been visited by
ADAM DARSKI the POLISH LEUKEMIA MAN
BLOOD CANCER will come to you and kill you; UNLESS you post "CHEEKI BREEKI DARSKI" in this thread.
So how metal do you look, /metal/?
>>66279721
I post on /soc/ all the time and bitches go "nordic af" or "aryan" so there's that
>>66279619
Bye bye.
>>66279740
>I post on /soc/
>>66279786
>he doesn't get free pussy just by having god-tier genes
Sucks to be you senpai
>>66273875
if this was /v/ i would automatically assume this was bait but here I'm not sure
>>66276771
semargl is still the kings of JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwnGJZIBy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5vtjK9AOrg
>>66279831
>lying on the internet
if you go on /soc/, free pussy isn't in your vocabulary
post a pic and let /mu/ be the judge
you more than likely ugly motherfucker
>>66279880
>engaging in off-topic banter
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD7XJItea7E
>>66279875
>>66279899
>not admitting that you're a fat neckbeard
truth hurts anon
>>66279880
>/soc/
It's not /r9k/ and there are plenty of hookup threads
>>66279875
>implying
Semen Gargle's unironically the greatest band of all time.
>>66279909
hooking up with traps from an anonymous imageboard doesn't count
>>66279922
>traps
only once
... maybe twice
>anonymous
if the NSA monitors /soc/, they know my name, what I look like, what my dick looks like, and what my favorite arc of Berserk is
>>66279875
>>66279917
that red haired chick's a man by the way
>>66279941
that's actually pretty fuckin' sad
>posted naked pictures of yourself on the internet seeking body acceptance
>'nordic af'
pic related, it's you
>>66279972
What metal do you listen to that has made you so damn mad and jaded? I could use it about now desu
>>66279941
you actually did a trap? that's like finding a unicorn
>>66279984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk
>>66274697
red wizard
>>66279993
>having nigger memes saved on your hard drive
>having disgusting fat asses saved on your hard drive
>ironically linking buttrock you listened to when you were 12
I'm impressed that you're more a cunt that blackiesucks
>>66280023
don't h8 the playa
h8 the wannabe nords who fuck traps from /soc/
>>66272815
you know a lot about stuff that isnt worth knowing
>>66279991
He's not playing by the rules, IRL it's impossible but on dating sites is easy
>>66280041
put two and two together fag
I'm a Swedish fuccboi who sucks feminine penises
Are you happy now?
>>66280060
how big is your dick