Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 29
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-I suck at updating the top stories
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, BadBadNotGood, the Julie Ruin, Wreck and Reference, and Frank Ocean.
-/p4k/ forever
arca tonight i bet
8.3
>>66271932
Wildflower 9.5 tonight feel free to screen screen cap this and burry it in a time capsule for your kids to open in 50
years.
Interested to see the consensus on this
>>66272153
But it got an 8.5 last night
>>66272248
your self-aware trip doesnt make you any less of a faggot, fyi
>>66272072
Nah he can't get 2 BNM. His album is still scheduled for the end of this year so the mixtape will get an 8.0
What's everyone listening to?
>>66272295
calm the fuck down, you're in denial.
>>66272845
>>66271932
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66273121
here we go again......
FUCKING HELL NO!!
THIS THREAD STANDS WITH ZOE CAMP AND ZOE CAMP ALONE!
>>66273153
>her
beat you to it
>>66273153
i'll make you a deal: if p4k shill deletes
>-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
from the op, i'll end my rape meme.
>>66273185
TEACHER! ANON IS TRYING TO BRIBE ME!
>>66273185
YOU might stop, but that doesn't mean other people won't post it
>>66273247
truth. guess the rape meme lives on forever.
>her
DEAR TOMMY WHEN
These threads are just all memes. Seriously, I'll just go ahead and do it for you.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>66273363
the whole world is memes
>>66273487
true
the world, itz2spoopy5moi
what will they give the pink reissue?
>>66272845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImvjZ7fUUBU&list=PLcc51NYcXkvF9ZV5bV0autMTt6G0CNbbx&index=3
>>66273487
damn...
>>66273713
Nice. I was listening to that last week.
>>66273693
They should give it something higher than an 8.7
Tonight Maxwell will get a well-deserved 8.4 BNM. Also now that the NME's review of wildflower is the only review on metacritic less than a 6/10, we can once again confirm that the NME is pleb tumblrcore trash for people who think the vaccines are still relevant, right?
>>66272295
eat my shorts dude, cowabunga bro
>>66272845
pic related
>>66274357
How about just look at this list
http://www.nme.com/list/the-top-100-greatest-albums-of-the-decade/158049/page/10
thats all the proof you need to know they suck
>>66272184
Not very good desu. Better than their last effort, but Animals will always be the GOAT by them.
I am shutting all of your butts down.
>>66272184
never really liked TTNG to begin with
>>66274569
damn we're fried boys, clean it up before he tells zoe!
>>66272845
Doing my first listen of the new BBNG. Pretty fucking good so far.
>>66274613
Yeah, and I have Condé Nast on my back so all of your butts are undoubtedly going to be shut down.
>>66274654
fffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk
>>66274652
I really liked the single with Sam Herring and the rest of the album was pretty good, kinda still feel like they have something better coming in the future
>>66274666
We will hit when you are least expecting it.
>>66274677
Time Moves Slowly will probably be my personal SOTY. Really a fantastic track with no real flaws that I can think of.
>>66274652
So glad that there is a Colin Stetson/BBNG track
>>66274747
>Time Moves Slow
FTFY
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY ARE!
7.2 Metronomy
Wow I'm surprised they didn't hate it. I really liked it. A real throwback to Joe's early Metronomy work.
Metronomy is pretty cool
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Metronomy 7.2 by Laura Snapes
Scharpling & Wurster 7.8 by Sam Sodomsky
Marisa Anderson 7.9 by Allison Hussey
Steven Julien 7.1 by Philip Sherburne
Where's bitchfork guy?
lol that steven julien album is fantastic. certainly better than that half-assed aphex twin ep but p4k is clueless about dance music.
Scharpling & Wurster own so hard
Marisa Anderson's album is top notch; recommended if you're like guys like William Tyler or Steve Gunn
>>66274523
everytime I see that ranking I cut my wrists and end up in the mental hospital for a year.
>>66274923
he's probably having sex with his gf.
>>66274970
Yeah, and I'm the fucking Pope
>>66274800
>>66276212
https://badbadnotgoodil.bandcamp.com/album/iv
>>66276639
Ah also just noticed the cover says Time Moves Slow on it. They need to fix the title on Spotify.
