/metal/
qt edition
old >>66202227
Why did you make a new thread? Seriously, fucking why did you make a fucking new thread? Has the new thread reached 400 posts? No, it hasn't. Were you so desperate to showcase your stupid OP image and "bullshit edition" nobody gives a shit about to fuel your inferiority complex? That's it, isn't it, your fucking complexes. You should seriously fuck off if you think making threads before this one hits 400 is anything but fucking acceptable, now fuck off you stupid retard.
>>66212129
>not worshiping Fernanda
>ALL I CAN SEE
>ABSOLUTE HORROR
>ALL THAT I SEE
>ABSOLUTE HORROR
>>66212129
who the fuck is this pleb whore
>>66212129
>I AM THE CHOSEN NEXT IN LINE
>SENT TO SLAUGHTER ALL MENKIND
>>66212180
>being this butthurt because no one likes your shit meme
>>66212180
das rite
op is a faggot
>>66212180
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
>>66212180
too bad the bump limit on /mu/ is 300
>>66212218
it's one of those days
>>66212183
>Fernanda
literally who
![1467826709667[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j579ef0.jpg "1467826709667[1].jpg")
Now I stand as a shitpost, to men with no honor
Ashamed of the memers I used to call brothers
>>66212227
fuck off newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdt4h0ZobfI
this song tho
>>66212232
you're vntrve you're not my mate, mate.
>>66212183
My penis is worshipping her very hard at the moment
>OH GOOOOOOOOOOD WAKE MEEEEEEEEEE
what did he mean by this ?
>>66212129
megadeth? More like megaD! titty sells... but who's buying?
>PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU ARE CRAZY
>IM WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOW
>MULTINATIONAL
STEP OUT OF LIFE
WITH A BODY PILLOW IN HAND
DAMN RIGHT IM A MANIAC
MIDDLE FINGERS UUUUUUUUUPPP
IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUCKKK
i touch myself at night
metal for this feel/
SO WHATCYA BACK
'CUZ NOW I'M D-D-D-ANGEROUS
What does /metal/ think of this masterpiece?
>>66212282
YOU ALREADY FUCKED IT UP IT'S
>PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU ARE LAZY
>DATTE HONTO WA CRAZY
Yeah bitch
>>66212484
Gojira
>>66212484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
>OOH WA AH AH AH
>>66212484
COME ON EVERYBODY PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP
>>66212607
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
WOT
>>66212654
OH MY GOD YOU GOT A NICE BICYCLE
FUCKING HANDS UP
>>66212129
she's kinda hot
>>66212755
COME ON EVERYBODY PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP
WHAT
>>66212198
nice
>>66212755
i'd facially abuse her
http://teamrock.com/feature/2016-07-06/gojira-magma-voted-your-favourite-album-of-2016-so-far
Post thrash
>>66212970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpLbkxEL5bs
>>66212911
look at other pictures of her.
they are better
>>66212970
did you mean trash?
This is fucking great
>>66212192
sky ferreira
>>66213243
is that Vektor - Terminal Redux?
FUCK OFF
>>66213046
Is she still wearing megadeth shirts?
>>66213342
make me
>>66213345
no but just look at her
>>66213442
I'm looking.She looks like she started smoking meth a month ago. And the shirt doesn't help.
>>66213474
hmmmmmm...
>>66213474
https://www.google.nl/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwjOlern0t_NAhUDuRQKHSp3DKMQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fmorganatork%2Fshort-hair%2F&psig=AFQjCNEiUlho91CM7hyxp_LVMsKd8Bmpvg&ust=1467922281677258
>>66213527
De pagina waarop u zich bevindt, probeert u naar https://www.pinterest.com/morganatork/short-hair/ te sturen.
Als u de betreffende pagina niet wilt bezoeken, kunt u teruggaan naar de vorige pagina.
>>66213527
what are you doing
>>66212129
help me out, /metal
this is the first time im visiting this type of general thread, because ive never considered myself big on metal, but lately i fell in love with Flood
by Boris. Then i started liking Amplifier Worship by Boris, and quite soon i was listening to Electric Wizard and Sleep.
I can still say that I'm not a metalhead, right?
Btw this is not pasta i'm being very serious
>>66213584
oops
>>66213621
one of us one of us
gooble gobble gooble gobble
one of us one of us
>>66213621
>I can still say that I'm not a metalhead, right?
one of us
one of us
one of us
>>66213621
ok dude, youre fucked!
>>66213621
you'll probably listen to sunn 0))) next
>>66213621
don't listen to >>66213692
listen to kyuss, truckfighters, and fu manchu
>>66213621
ONE
OF
US
>>66213692
I already do but I don't think i started with the right album. I went with Black One and i thought it was kinda boring, didn't even finish it.
Hell, i even saw Sleep perform live just last week. am i fucked guys
>>66213709
Dude he clearly already likes drone, and none of those bands are slow enough. It's all drone and sludge for him.
>>66213732
Try 00Void or one of the White albums. Failing that, Burning Witch.
When you're ready, listen to Khanate.
>>66213732
>Hell, i even saw Sleep perform live just last week. am i fucked guys
And i was so fucking out of place. everybody wearing denim jackets with their whole music collection in the form of patches stuck to it, while i stood in the far back with a fucking vetements hoodie (the metal looking one) and i even got compliments. you metalheads are actually usually very very friendly despite your general off-putting appearance. No offense, but long hair, tattoos, etc
>>66213732
Oh and hey, try bongripper
reminder not to give attention to tripfags, poseurs or metal women
>tfw /metal/ won't spoonfeed me despite me being ignorant to this genre of music and only making a slight effort of googling the essentials
Metal for this feel? No At The Gates please, I already know them...
>>66214111
Limp Bizkit
>>66214111
i hope you die???
>>66214111
https://youtu.be/_mW3hTCA1s0
>>66214333
That is so embarrassing.
>>66214363
not to nitpick or anything but you kinda misspelled entertaining
/meal/ help me with this slam song I'm making
Should I carry on the groove after the last part or go straight into a blastbeat for no reason
Also let me know what you think of it
https://clyp.it/qlxgyi5s
>>66214475
>title
spot on
>>66213236
He would've called your mother explicitly by her name if he did.
>>66212183
>not worshiping Mallika
What's the best Mütiilation album and why is it Vampires of Black Imperial Blood?
I might be going out on a limb here, but has Dark Funeral actually made a good Black Metal album? I don't feel any cheesiness like with their older albums.
>>66214664
nothing revolutionary but I enjoyed it
>>66214664
In the Nightside Eclipse is an Emperor album though
>>66214664
>I don't feel any cheesiness like with their older albums.
rly m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmk_PXtem4E
>>66214737
Don't ruin it for me. I'll just keep pretending music videos don't exist in this genre.
>>66214475
btw decided to go for a blastbeat section
>>66214524
lmao
who here drink core?
https://youtu.be/5bYMAgM42pM
>>66214664
wait, how are DF "cheesy"?
>>66214785
HURR SATAN. That was my impression from Diabolis Interium and Attera Totus Sanctus at least.
>>66214809
mean lyrically?
epilepsicardiositical defilification of the vaginated oseophageus
>>66214828
Yeah. Musically it's always been great, but the imagery and lyrics always annoyed me a little.
>>66214852
ah, yeah "HURR SATAN" is pretty accurate then. always thought it was a bit tongue in cheek tho
>>66214664
Dark Funeral are a joke of a BM band and their latest album is fucking shit
>>66214608
because the cover was used as a reaction face
>>66214475
See, I don't get this. You call this slam but you're literally riffing on the same note the whole time (maybe two). Isn't that djent?
>>66215541
>See, I don't get this
Exactly
>>66215587
epic!
>>66214981
Fricking take that back you derp
Post bands that are unique/distinctive
>>66215640
Too bad they're shit, utter shit.
>>66215541
to answer your question - no, it's slam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzd6_-PT69A
this is slam
>tfw no metal gf
>>66215678
>implying women can be metal
>>66215678
I can be your gf anon.
>>66215678
I bet she can't even name the whole tracklisting for Show No Mercy
fucking posers leave the hall
copkiller
>>66212911
the heroin beat you to it
>>66215703
https://youtu.be/TjsAloS0ctk
>>66215640
if my unique and distinctive you mean total shit
you nailed it
I don't know if /mu/ circlejerks or hates this album but I fucking love it
>>66215800
great meme
>>66215800
wait.
who let her out of otep?
>>66215827
A few decent riffs among a sea of filler and muh melancholic melodeath atmoshitting.
So just like each and every one of their albums.
I finished the slam song now
if someone can throw some gurgling vocals over the top of this that'd be great
https://clyp.it/5aqtoxr3
BTW we should post our own metal songs here more often
>>66215838
https://youtu.be/k_lNRzDlgJ8
>>66215925
https://youtu.be/tjL5apEyiig
>>66215920
positively slamming m8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j1r7lLI4hd
>>66215726
With a booty like that I don't care if she likes Korn.
>>66215920
>BTW we should post our own metal songs here more often
careful
>>66216010
>With a booty like that I don't care if she likes Korn.
>>66216005
you're hired
>>66215920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo
>>66215726
>implying naming the whole tracklist proves you are worthy of Slayer
literally kys
>>66216095
I can tell you the exact times for each track when Kerry King solos - from heart.
>>66215726
i know the tracklisting of like no albums, who cares
>>66216120
Autists care
>>66216113
great moves. keep it up. proud of you.
rate my VOCAL SLAM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uA1AxqCBP8
>>66216178
sounds like my dad's office
>>66212129
noice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OkXJ4UZLtA
ANOTHER ONE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JGh0DiCCo6
>>66212492
why does youtube autoplay keep forcing that godawful russian shit bm called batushka? fuck
>>66216244
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JGh0DiCCo6
sounds like you just recorded a sample of another bands song with a crappy microphone
is this avant garde
>>66216241
post your best memes or get bulldozed
>>66216271
no i played the vocals and the instrumentals are from Pyrexia
>>66216287
oh ok
good work, 4/5 hammers
>>66216273
You mean long haired faggots from meal bands?
>>66216318
>it doesn't bulldoze
Oathbreaker has best fem vocalist by far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI4NAKs6bnM
>>66213243
thanks for sharing. i'm digging this. it's pretty run of the mill, but it's good for what it is
>>66216602
Holy shit this is really fucking bad, is this really black metal? Im not even gonna link you something to correct you, you'll just silly it with your disgusting hipster attire
>>66216718
>is this really black metal?
No. Who called it black metal?
>>66216718
>this is really fucking bad, is this really black metal
wah?
>>66216755
>>66216781
Look at the description, it says this is black metal, I can not believe someone would label that black metal, I feel insulted, it was more like "Is this really what Black Metal is going to become?" as a rhetoric question
>>66216808
>Look at the description, it says this is black metal
what description? where?
>>66216808
buddy that's blackened hardcore.
>>66216808
oathbreaker is barely black metal, they have some undertones but it's mostly crust
>>66216718
>>66216808
You genre Nazis are the worst. Nobody is even arguing with you and you're still flailing your metaphorical fists in the air like an angry and confused autist.
I have a moustache.
>>66216993
Hipster
>>66216873
probably on youtube
>>66216993
Kyle?
So what's with the weird fucking piano solo in X Japan - Art of Life?
>tfw I miss my 4/10 looking ex from 5 years ago mainly because her taste in music was 10/10
>>66217082
subscribed
>>66217082
have you thought of contacting here and seeing about having another go?
>>66217082
Post nudes
>>66216993
>>66216993
i once got myself a classy 1910s mustache
i didn't go well with the babyface
>>66213243
i saw them play with mgla in oakland last year. they played a good set, although mgla blew them out of the water
>>66215920
Quite alright anon
>Tfw seeing Taake and Shining in December
>>66212397
<HE'LL COME FOR YOU
$lam
Slam is music for the not so intelligent people
>>66217849
AY MY BEHEST
>>66217753
>shining
>>66217063
>He doesnt like the piano solo
Fucking pleb, shortening it would ruin the harmony of the song
>>66218091
THIS IS HIS FROZEN WASTELAND
post literal memetal
>>66218194
>He doesnt like the piana
>>66216718
>disgusting hipster attire
certainly more effay than you
>>66218241
>>66216718
>>66216808
>hipster this hipster that
fucking crybaby go masturbate yourself to burzum or abigor you fucking piece of shit
>>66218291
Real men don't need no fashion, faggot.
>>66218241
>tfw something you like becomes a meme
>>66218257
i dont understand this meme
>>66218241
literal.
>tfw got arrested for dealing Guttural Slug and Katalepsy CDs
where can i sell my illegals slamz without getting caught
>>66218363
Confirmed for not gonna make it.
>>66218409
>not keeping all the guttural slug cds for yourself and playing them all at the same time
FAL$E GET OUT
slam
>mfw these vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-s6cVimQ1Y
>>66218484
does it?
I PUSHED MY FINGER INTO MY
>>66218622
EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEESSSSSS
>>66218622
$ | д д д д д д д д д д д д д д д д д д д д д /\/\ Z
>>66218622
ASS
>>66212129
Can we talk about grind? Been digging Discordance Axis/Gridlink, Wormrot, Insect Warfare, and Iron Lung a lot lately, how about y'all
Kastrated makes the most illegal slamz i've heard t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwSLiiWQ_pA
>>66218819
Fuck you.
>>66218819
no gore
no party
>>66218622
mom's pussy
>>66218839
Why, m'lad?
/meal/ is the only acceptable place to talk about grind
>>66218905
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>66218899
lewd.
slam
Why do plebs hate this already ?
>>66219061
Because they're plebs.
>>66212970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJx9LnXiTTI
am I huge fucking asshole for listening to this? I love me old Norwegian Black Metal like Mayhem, Emperor and Satyricon, but I love this shit.
To be fair I'm not on of those elitists who likes just metal and that's it, all forms of music, why limit yourself?
>>66218819
>Discordance Axis/Gridlink
fantastic taste fampai
i've been listening to a lot of Macabre lately myself
>>66219227
That's the most fal$e post i've ever seen
chances are you don't even $lam
please get a trip so i can filter you
>>66219227
You're in the wrong thread.
>>66219227
No. You're just dumb.
>>66219227
Because we're neckbeards.
>>66219290
>>66219302
>>66219329
Fine I'll make it relevant
Gallhammer fucking suck
>>66219389
and so does all black metal t b h
>>66219245
Danke, freund. I just saw NGE, so listening to Inalienable Dreamless is even better. Angel Present and Radiant Arkham are gr8.
>Macabre
Noice. Favorite album? I like Dahmer pretty well
>>66219427
NGE is probably my fav anime ever, and i've been watching Steins:Gate myself (pretty good t.b.h.)
Dahmer is my favorite too, just super unique yet completely consistent (having such a clear concept probably helps)
>Song is titled "Count to Ten"
>Literally count to ten in the song
Wtf is this, the Wiggles Soundtrack?
>>66219389
wrong again
>>66219548
Yeah it is. Did you not know that?
Inferiority abounds, held up on a pedestal
Only weakness wins in this modern world so pitiful
A contest to see which can be the ugliest beast
To consume the most poison, upon lies and idiocy feast
The backwards brutes are the victims, protected to do crimes unchecked
Innocent young victims the spineless men do not protect
A society falls apart with the weight of bottom feeders
And the only ones to continue are mindless ape breeders
And the irrelevant will keep on churning
Out meaningless words and song
A ballad of a downfall of a society gone so very wrong
Purity debased, you do not stand a chance
Go ahead and drink your wine and dance your last dance
A sword rests in the corner, diadems in a museum
Symbols for what was and what could be again
But the sleeping keep on sleeping, and the awake are afraid to speak
Let society run by monsters and accepted by the weak
Marble men so beautiful have become conditioned too
They chain themselves to folly and let the nightmare come true
Pillage, raped and conquered by unworthy foes
Where is the resistance? Who will let it simply go?
Europa awake!
>tfw a girl wrote these lyrics
>>66219589
No, I got duped by the hipsters f-a-m. Now I've got to listen to Nyogthaeblisz for 24 hours straight to regain my trveness.
>>66219466
Seriously, it's pretty goddamn great. EoE, despite how over the top it got, was a good conclusion imo.
>Steins:Gate
Probably my favorite korean cartoon desu. Maybe tied with NGE now.
True. In the Army Now is a fun damn track.
You ever hear Caveman Cult? Technically war metal, but god damn rituals of savagery is one of my favorite metal EPs
>>66219731
Caveman Cult is good Cavamn metal, did you listen to their debut this year?
>>66219548
WHAT HAPPENED TO KETZER
IT'S NOT FAIR
w e w
>>66219797
Yessir, bought it as soon as I heard it was out. I actually don't like it as much ,which was...expected. Their sound just doesn't hold up for entire albums very well. Especially this one, it's so dense and samey. Still liked it, but it could've been a lot better
>>66219843
war metal in general is like that for me, Archgoat's EPs are way better than their full lengths for the most part IMO
Blasphemy is the exception seeing as their albums are short as fuck anyways
>>66219816
wtf is this
>>66212446
It's a masterpiece alright. But /mu/tants rarely discuss good music. Be it metal or any other genre
>>66220182
/metal/ is not /mu/ though
show me some slams I've never heard before
>>66220212
the Melt-Banana / 7 H.Target collab
>>66220230
I'm asking for actual albums
>>66220212
>>66220394
noice
What does metal think of Vektor? and if you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep.
Immunity is not allowed
>>66220868
meme band
>>66220084
it's failblog probably
>>66220868
overrated.
Redpill me on Icelandic metal.
>>66221157
https://youtu.be/3OK1P9GzDPM
>>66221157
Mannveira is underrated. Nadra is overrated. Zhrine is good and they are touring the US later this year :).
>>66220868
>this nigga thinks Immunity Cat's protection is a matter of allowance
he laughs at your insolence
>>66220868
I've never listened to them and my mother died seventeen years ago.
Helmet is really overrated and Quicksand is way better
>>66220868
I don't listen to them and have no desire to start
