Meme Production Edition
>>66158863
>>66166798
First for "poser" is a meaningless insult now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t_I8Jxljzc
A COUNTRY THAT'S DIVIDED
>>66166830
/METAL/ FUCKING BTFO
WE AIN'T COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE
>>66166830
What the fuck is he wearing?
SURELY WILL NOT STAND
Is Neige aryan
>>66166830
That's because it's 'poseur'.
>>66166798
what are you listening to right now?
memes allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2UhUKTRXo
>>66166830
A poser par excellence is a poser who can fake not being a poser
>>66166874
https://hyperionsweden.bandcamp.com/album/seraphical-euphony
>>66166874
>memes allowed
>panopticon
wew went right for the shittiest memes lad
>>66166798
If you don't cry when you listen to this album then you're not a real man
>>66166874
It isn't metal though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLWJ5ZnKNY4
Have you guys head of Ghost Bather?
>>66166874
Epic pagan metal.
who's the faggot that said neurosis has terrible drumming last thread? that triggered me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iDtR1yKJM0
Metal for this feel?
>>66166874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eicX-2j0d_Y
Thoughts?
Metal for this image ??
>>66166911
Neurosis!?? Not a good band...
>fw got aesthetic af but still can't get a gf cus socially autistic
metal for this feel lads?
>>66166934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWrBV6tfNC4
>>66166911
So are you some kind of hair-trigger hipster?
>>66166936
nice meme
>>66166901
>it's ok for men to cry
hi laci green
are you scouting /metal/ for problematic, toxic masculinity?
all you need is a good dicking desu
>>66166874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KDRxWpbIDA
>>66166901
>If you don't cry when you listen to this album then you're not a real man
I literally start crying every time as soon as the intro for Unfold comes on
Truly the GOAT atmoshit record.
>>66166934
memetushka
fucking hell slow down
>>66166954
>the same filename every fucking time
Who are you?
>>66166969
did you just give up on the word problematic? what happened to that meme.
>>66166901
>new tripfag is a faggot hipster
Great, certainly the post quality of /metal/ threads will increase with you contributing to discussion.
>>66166954
yes
>>66166992
Anonymous
>>66166874
https://youtu.be/4-bRY46mh8o
>>66167041
the body and thou are quintessential nu-male metal
Hey guys.
I had my cat put down today. Feel terrible currently.
Anyone got metal for this feel?
Reposting since you faggot posers made a new thread at 310 like the idiot posers you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD3PN-kzXEk
What is the most deadly facecrushing illegals slamz out there ?
Do people actually listen to this garbage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7pJ97Xgn8s
Starting to get into proge death, any recommendations?
>>66167003
My first post under this trip was in 2012 m90boi
>hipster is a term co-opted
>>66167084
No One gets out alive
>>66167084
slam a shit
>>66167091
>not letting your softer side in
This is a feminist metal thread you nazi.
>>66167050
I can deal with that
>>66167059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0qyXMjb1s
>>66167103
you know i can make you disappear for saying that
>>66167103
KYS
>>66167103
BRR BRR
>>66167091
It must be fun being this wrong
>>66167128
Please do it
>>66166867
Do you think he ever porked Audrey Sylvain
>>66167123
I needed this.
Thanks, anon.
>>66167103
I agree. So is grindcore.
>>66167163
Neige is asexual and incapable of feeling or desiring any sexual pleasure.
>>66167168
This guy gets it
-core shit and slam shit are the Mexicans jumping over the border that is /metal/
It's time to make /metal/ great again
>>66167185
Wow what a nerd. I'm glad though, Audrey is not for sexuals
>>66167168
Too far
This is the best death album.
Anyone who disagrees is a shitposting Jesse asshole, or a hipstercuck like Hypetripfag
Slam? No thanks I like Suffocation
>>66166951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMr61LyEV0
>>66167225
I don't remember Death putting this out.
>>66167225
I may as well get my disagreement on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWEEpepNp4
>>66167207
http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/metal-neige-confirms-rumours-about-his-asexuality
>>66167225
lol it's not even on metallum so how can it even be metal
tips for growing glorious /metal/-approved locks?
Name a better black metal album
Pro tip you can't you fucking dumbo
>>66167280
Just don't get your hair cut by the scissors Jew
>>66167225
b-but wikipedia says its goregrind
>>66167280
Don't wash your hair. Don't bathe in general. Kill your parents.
>>66167258
Nice reading comprehension failure.
>>66167260
Wow. I'm not even going to respond to this one. It speaks volumes against you.
>>66167276
And hey there shitposting asshole Jesse. Nice troll angle.
>>66167313
Yes and
>>66167280
buy decent shampoo and conditioner
oh my this thread is going to be even worse than the last one
>>66167330
>This is the best death album
That's you. That's what you typed.
>>66167330
how can it be death if its goregrind
>>66167360
good post
Who /metalcore/ here
>>66167091
Woods of Desolation – As the Stars
Most of people can’t tell the difference between shallow light-hearted commercial product and art, therefore the conformists can always make some metallic indie rock to troll the underground. Woods of Desolation is the black metal version of Explosions In The Sky; both of them use the highest notes of the guitar chords to outline the weary lie-down-and-die pentatonic melodies while songs build around the sweeping textures. Just like the prototype of this sub-genre Alcest, Woods of Desolation’s music is nice and sweet and flawless, it make one hard to criticize them. But the reality is, three months after the hype, those who praised it like hell initially would throw this album away for these spun sugars annoying them just as the morning wake up cell phone jingles.
>>66167331
is TRESemme fine?
>>66167379
10/10 record, would kill my wife again.
>>66167360
>>66167360
>even worse than the last one
>>66167363
There are these things called subgenres and parent genres, they're really interesting. Lurk more, actually read a little instead of memeing, and stop being a newfag.
>>66167362
Yes. Yes it is. Well done. You can read after all.
>>66167379
This is how low we've fallen, I'd rather kill myself than accept that any self-respecting metalhead actually enjoys metalcore
>>66167330
You going to call me a racist? :)
>>66167292
Wew, the amount of times I've confused these with Grisâtre. I thought I'd listened to them
>>66167379
Only for nostalgia nowadays, plus the few albums I still like
16 year old me sucked that band's dick
>>66167414
>self-respecting
>metalhead
hue
>>66166871
>That's because it's 'poseur'.
>>66167414
No metal fan actually listens to metalcore, just like no metalcore kid actually listens to As I Lay Dying anymore.
>>66167391
Probably
>>66167379
Seeing as I have chiseled muscles, a hairy chest, my balls have dropped and I have had sex with at least 300 women, I am not /metalcore/ you skinny tatto'd ear gauged pantywaist faggot
Can you guys recommend me some more atonal death metal like Butchered At Birth or Suicide Euphoria?
>>66167436
>poseur gets triggered
>>66167414
So do it.
>>66167427
No, I did not call you a racist. I would respect you more if you were a racist, because it would mean you weren't being an ironic shitposting fag about something.
>>66167391
Ooo la la!
>>66167443
>atonal death metal
Fuck off with this hipster shit
>>66167457
>That's because it's 'poseur'.
>>66167439
Can't trim the Tim.
>>66167443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs
>>66167461
So it speaks volumes, but only ones so small you have nothing to actually say?
>>66167484
muh roids
>>66167476
worst
>>66167484
I bet when he gets out of prison his cleans will improve from all the screaming practice of having his anus penetrating by thick dick niggers
>>66167484
>t-shirt says poser
Unfuckingbelievable
>>66167481
what did she mean by this?
Haha dudes I fucking sprayed a pentagram on my local church one night, aha you should've seen all the churchfags when they rocked up Sunday morning, the look on their faces was priceless.
>>66167536
>>66167536
>>66167536
>>66167536
this gif makes me really sad
>>66167554
the absolute madman
>>66167519
Again, no. And nice inability to separate metaphor from reality. Really nails home the delusional hipster vibe.
>>66167554
pics or it didn't happen
>>66166934
Gauhaert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZB_VSphUFI
It's a sideproject of Urfaust, if you are familiar with the name.
>>66167554
>the churchfags
Posting in a legendary thread
>>66167519
>>66167580
fuck off with this reddit posting style
No matter how hard you try you'll never top the crossposting shitfest
>>66167590
>legendary
oh boy if you think this is le ebin bread then the highlight of your day must be jacking off to videos of corsetcore
>>66167612
That was just gay, desu
what band bulldoze the least ?
>>66167600
Have you never been here before?
>>66167634
Mgla
>>66167634
Pantera
>>66167580
Absolutely amazing
>>66167600
"Little Timmy visits 4chan for the first time and does everything in his power to look like he belongs"
>>66167636
have you you stupid nigger faggot
>responding to more than one person at a time
>spacing your sentences
>alternating between perfect grammar and fragments
>getting triggered by being called out for it
fuck the fuck off you poser
>>66167634
bulldoze
>Mgla
>>66167650
>quotation marks instead of meme arrows
like I said back to poser land
>>66167650
It is amazing how much of a delusional hipster you are yes.
>>66167657
Not as amazing as how autistic you are there little buddy. You are just precious aren't you?
>>66167667
Good band
>>66167682
Good post
>>66167667
>Yeah, I like kvlt, trve black metal. Mgla, agalloch, the list goes on...
>>66167682
>>66167690
Good meme post
>>66167672
>"he takes shitposting seriously"
>>66167681
Says the autist
>>66167701
Good burger
>it's another thread ruined because of two retards arguing episode
delete this thread
>>66167706
Bad trip
>>66167414
Metal died in the late 00's when Metalcore fans appropriated death metal as deathcore, then shiftily merged into the trve metal communities and started shit-talking metalcore and creating wacky new genres like djent and transcendentalbtqwerty. Most of the community appreciating and creating metal lost interest and disappeared.
After 2010 the underground scene which had just peaked died and now there is barely any worthwhile gems being put out, if we're lucky there will be 1 or 2 good metal albums a year, you can't sift through new releases on the archive and find anything good anymore, I've tried. The biggest releases are the ones that get praise from critics like Fantano who appreciate metal albums for their incorporation of elements from different genres
We had worse threads, get over it you poseurs
legit pantera's best album
>>66167721
Drugs are not metal
>>66167714
Can you not count?
>>66167694
whom are you quoting?
>>66167714
Will it ever end?
We should make another /metal/ thread on a completely different board to escape the faggotry
>>66167739
Fuck off and stop posting any time you retarded faggot
>>66167740
Paraphrasing a common sentiment among Mgla listeners
>>66167706
No >>66167657 is the autist. Are we having problems reading again tripshit?
>>66167749
He's like an angry chihuahua :3
>>66167765
I think we're all autists in here
>>66167784
No one likes you dumb nigger fuck off
It's either this trip or a Xshareguy
>>66167746
yes plz
Where did dmahareguy go?
>>66167784
Well at least you've admitted you're an autist. It explains how delusional you are and your inability to read.
>>66167784
Where the fuck did you even come from and why are you in my /metal/ thread? Drop the trip you attention whoring faggot. If you don't have a share thread to link, recs to drop or high quality discourse to post, then GTFO
>>66167746
/b/ has some good ones every now and then, but it's also the faggiest board on 4chan.
Quality thread guys, nice to see you'll let it degrade to a pile of screeching babies in their own shit and can't even contribute anything to keep it going
Metallers are the fucking worst
Who /jameslabrie/ here?
>>66167868
Thanks.
>>66167868
you should not have entry in the first place false
Reading through some of these older Bitterman reviews. I wish he'd come back.
So I uh, made a metal thread on /b/
>>66167933
not this shit again
>decide to visit /tv/
>see this
Everytime you think about how bad /metal/ is just remember it could be worse
>>66167918
Then why aren't you on an invite based forum rather than a fucking anonymous image board. At least you can enjoy your trash opinions in peace then
What does metal think of Messiah?
metal is for poseurs....
>>66167987
THIS
>>66167952
>forum
all forums are trash
>your trash opinions in peace then
you're the one having a fit
>>66167967
One of the most underrated death/thrash acts, it's amazing thinking about how this came out in the same year as Reign In Blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47o8ET0ezkU
>the album contains the word "metal" in it
Automatically and definitively shit.
LEAK WHEN?
>>66168025
>they didn't even fucking spell "Aggressor" right
what
>we like it like this
>>66168043
Stop what?
>>66168068
I hope it will cure my narcolepsy
Only ColdWorld puts me to sleep due to how boring and plageristic it is
>>66168043
What film is this from? I heard that line sampled in some crappy breakcore track years ago
>>66167824
I was going to until everyone started freaking out
>>66168068
Will he ever top Tortured By Solitude?
>>66168106
Retarded tripshit fuck off no one likes you
>>66168106
kek
Anyone got more stuff like this? Anything with shit like church bells and chanting is so sonically pleasing to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9HYXwjB62E&
>>66167950
That looks more like /v/ but even /v/ has better metal threads
>>66168175
Does it also have to be nazi metal?
This dick ain't free
>>66168131
If you are at all one of the people crying about how awful this thread is, then I seriously hope you realise how your attitude is counter-conducive to a positive posting atmosphere.
It's almost as if you want people to argue constantly.
>>66168141
Meklorj
>>66168202
>it's antisemitic
>therefore it's nazi
http://djen.co/#/
If this doesn't expose djent as one of the most unimaginative and unprogressive genres in existence then I don't know what will
>people unironically think they're clever for writing metalcore in 7/4
>>66168202
no, but if it is it's even better
i'm more interested in the occult side of their lyricism
>>66168231
Fuck off attention-whoring vuck
>>66168231
see >>66167824
The fact that you were "going" to use your trip for its intended function until you were hounded proves how much of a lonely little small dicked bitch you are, getting off on (You)s
>>66168245
It triggers me that djent is labeled as a subgenre of progressive metal
How does that make any sense?
>>66168234
Relax there buddy, it's a term of endearment.
>>66168248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO9dX73Gc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl9yIpCncKs
>>66168302
>Greece
absolutely cucked
>>66168253
Again, you're kind of missing how you're doing exactly what you're so obviously against
>>66168272
It's more about the impotent rage of others than harvesting (You)s which ultimately count for nothing
Are you going to contribute anything yourself? Is anyone? Or are we going to continue our little back and forth while you demonstrate your complete inability to function when faced with things you don't like
>>66168175
They can be a bit grating at times but try out The Meads of Asphodel
For the most part the aesthetic isn't that similar, but if you go for the rather out there instrumentation, vocals and the like then maybe you'll like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Z6sm-PfEA
>>66168326
uh huh yeah
>>66168289
Yeah same it's quite infuriating but all the odd meters have claims on being "progressive". The genre has more in common with Asking Alexandria than Dream Theater.
Anyway get a load of this shit this site is actually hilarious
http://djen.co/share/E8YTOH
>>66168350
So how come you never addressed admitting you were autistic?
Let's talk about this more. When did you know you were autistic.
>>66168289
Because it is, for the most part.
>>66168302
a greek nazi black metal band, what's next an amish EDM producer? still, I do really like it.
>>66168350
I love their instrumentation, and the vocalist is very different. good shit
>>66168350
Fuck you gay faggot leave /metal/
>>66168350
Your trip superiority complex is astounding. You are literally accusing Anonymous of not participating or sharing
Please, point out all my posts and prove that I'm just shitposting.
I'll wait.
>>66168418
You realize Greece has a huge NS scene, right? Greece's hard right political thing has actually been a fairly large issue in the news. It was on Vice and Last Cuck Tonight and everything.
http://djen.co/share/ZRd0NK
top kek
>>66168350
>>66168443
It is pretty astounding how trips have the audacity to always blame Anons for ruining threads when it's so obvious that they're shitposting, and often come here with that intention
>>66168446
yeah, but you'd think that shit would all be censored since greece is getting cucked super hard by germany. i guess their government doesn't even have enough money to stop nazis.
the only good trip is blackiesucks
>>66168523
a man of great taste
>>66168523
>>66168540
samefag
>>66168556
Less than a minute apart. Impossible.
>>66168386
Slight detour in discussion there. Why would I address it? 7 years old anyway
>>66168427
At least you're enjoying yourself I guess
>>66168443
Being anonymous doesn't make you any more part of some collective. If anything it makes every single one of your posts stand on its own. You may as well be a new poster every time, and as a new poster have contributed effectively nothing
>>66168482
Nobody has ruined the thread, it's still happening in between the rest of it all.
>>66168523
He has a point, Blackie does suck
>>66168497
No matter how hard they get cucked they'll convince themselves it's someone else's fault. Be it Jews or others
>>66168540
I seem to remember really liking World Gone Dead when I heard it but listened to it maybe twice after that before forgetting about the band
>>66168556
>>66168567
ha ha wow this is one of those trips that spergs out if you get him mad enough
this might be fun
>>66168567
>>66168588
How new can you get, I bet you also like blag methuls
>>66168567
>7 years old anyway
So are you saying you are seven years old or that seven years ago you wee diagnosed with autism
And you should address it because it was discussed earlier in the thread and you did not respond. I assume you forgot, unless you're a chickenshit.
what's the most gruesome song of all time
>>66168620
Probably some Autopsy song
>>66168600
blackie you don't want none of this. Stay out of the way.
>>66168620
A classic
>Eyes bulging from their sockets
>With every swing of my mallet
>I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
>through the cracks, blood does leak
>distorted beauty, catastrophe
>Steaming slop, splattered all over me
>>66168567
Okay so I've literally never been to this general before but holy shit kill yourself you underage faggot.
>>66168641
what song?
>>66167726
bruh.....metal lives in eastern europe and scandanavia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfa5UlZAL8
came out this year
>>66168588
Did you miss the part where we were L I T E R A L L Y talking about me being a sperg? Not so quick to the punch are we
>>66168613
Option C) When I was 7 years old
How you ended up at either of the other conclusions I don't know. Also I wasn't aware you were so interested in following up on it
>>66168647
Interesting point, but how does it factor into the merits of second wave black metal?
>>66168567
Holy shit I can't even contemplate how fucking retarded you are please serously consider suicide right now I know you have a knife or something in your hous just stab your brain man do you really not SENSE the complete EMBARASSMENT that your post radiates like are you even a human being or some asshole alien that came here to study us but doesn't know shit about humans seriously just stop it all
>>66168567
>Being anonymous doesn't make you any more part of some collective. If anything it makes every single one of your posts stand on its own. You may as well be a new poster every time, and as a new poster have contributed effectively nothing
>>66168649
>he doesn't even know Hammer Smashed Face
neo-/metal/ everyone
>>66168674
Of course you weren't aware. You're literally autistic. You have difficulty following social cues.
>>66168707
I only listen to black metal.
>>66168732
your life must suck
>>66168620
force fed broken glass by cannibal corpse
>>66168684
>>66168686
Again, he is literally autistic. Keep this in mind when talking to the retard.
>>66168740
well now I listen to death metal so suck my ass
>>66168774
Depends on the death metal you listen to
So yeah, how about that Iron Maiden fellas
>>66168771
na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye
>>66168707
Actually kind of funny, I drum to this song a lot, but it doesn't have the vocals on the drumless track.
>>66168789
Overrated.
>>66168816
This, Judas Priest is better in everyway
The only people that like maiden are power and symphoposeurs and other gay light stuff
>>66168779
TMDC, Sadism, Sarpanitum, there's more but that's the stuff actually in my library.
>>66168732
>exclusively listens to black metal
I really want to fucking know why this is so common
Seriously what the fuck
Normies do this shit all the time but they don't pay death or thrash the time of day
Even celebrities listen to black metal and hipsters espeically
>listens to Deafheaven
>Darkthrone? Isn't a MTG card?
Black metal is literally a meme, holy shit
>>66168789
Apart from the countless sparse tracks I've listened to I've listened to their first album and I liked it a lot. I prefer them when they don't try to do wankery like phantom of the opera tho
>>66168859
>>66168859
Why are you taking it literally? Obviously I don't listen to a single confined genre of music, I really doubt anyone does.
recommend me some caveman metal
>>66168907
Ebumeme - gutting the general
>>66168907
>>66168916
this. beat me to it
>>66168907
>>66168916
>>66168928
https://neoandertals.bandcamp.com/album/ebu-gogo-gutting-the-child
currently name your price
>>66168907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TYQvckXFK8
>black metal with glam solos
>>66169009
D E M O N I A C
>>66169009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd2nCXS07Ps
DEEDLYDEEDLYDEEDLYDEEDLYDEEDLYDEEDLYDEEDLY
I dont know if anyone can help me. Im looking for a metal album i listened to 4 years ago. It was a very slow and grungy metal album, maybe even a bit shoegaze. I remember that the album art was blue with a tower on it.
If anyone can help thatll be great.
>>66169044
>tfw not sure if shitpost or earnest request after that last guy
So if nothing else, I'd like to ask everybody to remember one thing from this thread: Hype is literally autistic. We have a tripfag who is a self-professed Autist.
>>66169060
please this album has been bothering me for the past week
>>66169044
I ain't doing this again senpai
>>66169044
i got you senpai
it's Crvanud - Man-Shaped Mountain
Is Chaosphere-era (and earlier) Meshuggah technically death metal or a subgenre of it?
Is no, why not?
>>66169044
progressive black metal ? more like BRO-AGRESSIVE BLACK'D METH-ANAL
cannabis corpse is better than cannibal corpse
>>66169122
It's tech groove metal
>>66169135
>>66169121
>>66169099
fucking assholes i just wanna remember the good old days ;_;
Would you like to live in a trailer listening to Anthrax all day while getting drunk on homemade booze and yelling at rodents?
