>on a date with some """indie girl""" from tinder
>topic of music comes up while we wait for our food
>tells me she's a huge smiths/morrissey fan
>ask whats her fav record
>tells me she's only listen to Queen is dead
>ask her if she what about his solo stuff
>acts puzzled and says she didn't know he had a solo career
>go on a rant saying telling her why does she have an iphone 6 if you can't even bother to read a wikipedia page
>literally "heaven knows i'm miserable now"
jesus /mu/ I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.
hatful of hollow>everything else FYI
>>66113615
im assuming this is bait since nobody this awful could ever get a woman to go on a date with them
You are really autistic
>>66113615
If you're so clever, why are you on your own tonight?
>>66113615
this is the reason you are >tfw no gf
please don't tell me you did this
morrissey is shit
Literally only girls and homosexuals like the Smiths, so tits or gtfo OP
>>66113615
Solid move man. Most guys use tinder to fuck but I see you go with the whole "school her on some indie jams in a condescending way, forget the sex" aproach. Classic
>unironically giving a shit about Morrissey's solo career
fucking actually kys right now
>>66114432
Topkek
>>66114432
viva hate and bona drag are top-tier albums u fucking swine
>>66114570
Morrissey is just a pretentious arse with a mid-budget backup band without Johnny Marr.
The Smiths fanbase are one of the worst fanbases out there, however Morrissey solo has one of the best fanbases.
>on a date with this nerd for a dare
>awkwardly waiting for our food
>notice smiths t shirt
>"oh, you like the smiths? I think they are cool"
>he starts to go red and sweat, "WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SMITHS RECORD!"
>tell him its queen is dead
>he chokes on his ice tea he ordered
>"WHAT ABOUT HIS SOLO STUFF?!" face now blue
>"don't care for it much"
>falls off his chair, crawling on the ground he shits himself
>everyone laughing
>get my phone out to show my friends what a loser he was
>>66114752
apparently he is popular with mexicans, thats what he said in an interview at least
You're probably a fag if you like the smiths anyways.
>>66114752
My dad is part of one of the best fanbases then.
>>66114784
perfect.
>>66113615
>>go on a rant saying telling her why does she have an iphone 6 if you can't even bother to read a wikipedia page
If it wasn't on /mu/ I wouldn't believe it. You guys are so good at faking being normal until music comes up.
>>66114808
nah just a beta
>>66114805
Yeah he has a huge Mexican fanbase, you know someone's big with the Mexicans when they make candles of them.
is his solo stuff any good? post some youtubes. my favorite song is you;ve got everything now btw
>>66114863
>you know someone's big with the Mexicans when they make candles of them.
thats the cartel's prefered way of disposing of people
>>66114912
some
the early stuff is great imo
>>66113615
>jesus /mu/ I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans
well, if you think about it, all smiths' fans are plebs so it makes sense
>>66114961
all smiths fans are beautiful and attractive people
>>66114912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AefW7uCP9w&ab_channel=DominicFoxx
>>66115009
i can't listen to a song if it has shitty instrumental accompaniment, no matter how great the lyrics are
>>66114593
vini reilly is much better than johnny marr tho
>>66115080
>Shitty instrumental accompaniment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTqo2DrMCOw&ab_channel=mozer83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80sbKxPXzKw&ab_channel=officialmorrissey
>>66115167
this is the worst opinion i've read all day
>>66115223
sorry i didnt mean to trigger your plebness
>>66115197
i'm not feeling it bro :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9gz9EPlY8
>>66115269
Oh you're looking for a song like You've Got Everything Now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT50VQJWEBg&ab_channel=RJuntak
>>66114408
Almost spit out my pizza. Top kek
>>66115167
Agree i would also say Alain Whyte is about on par with Johnny.
>>66113615
All smiths fans are plebs
>>66113668
DESTROYED
>>66115579
how cute
>>66115608
>listening to a deaf man with a vocal range of half an octave wailing over boring jangle pop is patrician
>>66115831
sorry, i don't respond to arguments.
>>66115167
You have to work on your bait skills, boy
>>66115964
Johnny was a good guitarist but lacked any sense of musical direction.
>>66115964
im not baiting, the durutti column is miles better than the smiths, you should probably listen to him
>>66114408
excellent post
>>66113668
>>66113668
because he haven't got a stitch to wear
>>66113668
Because tonight's just like any other night.
>>66113615
>I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.
The Smiths are great, but please anon, most Smiths fans are plebs
>>66113668
Fuckin saved
>>66115167
Not so much nowadays, poor guy had a stroke.
>>66117422
Vini Reilly with a stroke is still better than Johnny Marr's solo stuff.
>>66114408
I had a giggle.
>>66113668
ITS OVER, OP
>>66113615
>ask her if she what about his solo stuff
>>66113668
GOT DAMN
>>66113668
D E C I M A T E D
E V I C E R A T E D
V A N Q U I S H E D
A T O M I Z E D
S L A U G H T E R E D
T O T A L L E D
A N U L L E D
T R A V E S T I E D
E N D E D
D E ST R O Y E D
>>66113615
>>66113668
Another autistic smiths fan here too, I wouldve done the same thing but you just got fucking destroyed
Was Morrisey the least talented member of The Smiths? Marr is obviously great, Rourke must be awesome too since nobody complains about him, Joyce is good. The weak link in all of their worst stuff is the vocals. I like the band but whenever most of the self-pitying songs come up I feel the need to play the world's smallest violin for Morrisey
There's also
>some girls are bigger than others
>some girls are bigger than others
>some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers
I think his role was mostly getting the band together on the first place and keeping them motivated rather than contributing any skill on par with the other member's
I actually haven't checked out his solo stuff, but listen to The Smiths all the time and have for years
>>66119857
>I Keep Mine Hidden
>Death At One's Elbow
>Work Is A Four Letter Word
>I Won't Share You
>Accept Yourself
>Golden Lights
>Reel Around The Fountain
>This Charming Man (Hatful of Hollow Version)
>These Things Take Time (Hatful of Hollow Version)
>Suffer Little Children
>Is It Really So Strange
>Jeane
>Wonderful Woman
All songs with meh compositions that would be bland if it wasn't for Morrissey's lyrics and vocals, also Morrissey and Stephen Street saved Johnny's lack of musical direction.Also is The Draize Train your favorite Smith song cause that's the only song solely written by Johnny?
>>66120103
I'm not saying "Morrisey is 100% shit", I'm saying he's not very good compared to the rest of the band. Think about, say, I Won't Share You, Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me, Some Girls are Bigger than Others, or Handsome Devil. All those songs are among their weaker output, and it's all because of Morrisey. There are songs that would be bland without Morrisey, but none that would be BAD.
>>66120305
Johnny can make some decent riffs and chord progressions, but the songwriting process with Morrissey would go like this:
1. Marr gives Morrissey a sketch demo with a single one or two chord progressions or maybe a riff
2. Morrissey writes a song based on it, showing Marr where to repeat or whatever. Where the chorus is, verse, etc
3. Marr goes back and records all the guitar parts. And adds some other effects in
>>66120438
I know how important Morrisey was to their creative process. I'm talking about the finished product. His lyrics are occasionally pretty shit and as the vocalist he's not that remarkable even if it did set the band apart
>>66120548
No song would be bad without Morrissey
>Shakespeare's Sister
>Jeane
>Wonderful Woman
>Never Had No One Ever
>Asleep
>Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
>Meat Is Murder
>Suffer Little Children
>I Keep Mine Hidden
>This Charming Man (Hatful of Hollow Version)
>I Don't Owe You Anything
>>66120789
Also I Know It's Over
>>66113615
When will you faggots learn that women don't really like music. They wear music as a fashion statement, any conversations you will try to have with a woman about music will be a shallow one.
Just bare through the conversation so that she thinks you're hip and cool for liking music that she deems as such and don't sperg out like the autist you are and you'll be fine.
OP is objectively wrong. The Queen is Dead is the best thing the smiths ever did
>>66120789
Meat is Muder is the only honest to god bad Smiths songs I can think of. Everyone dropped the ball with that one, and Morrisey getting on his soapbox about veganism didn't help. It would still be bad if the Archangels descended from the heavens and unleashed their terrible and sacred song upon this flawed mortal Earth at the tune of Meat is Murder
Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want isn't that good overall. Morrisey doesn't affect its quality because it's overall so mediocre from all sides.
This Charming Man is pretty good without Morrisey. I'd say it's actually made better by him, but it doesn't become bad due to his absence.
For all the others I reiterate that at worst they'd be mediocre, but not bad, whereas there are songs actually made bad by Morrisey
>>66120993
I just realized I contradicted myself, so change that "honest to god bad" to "honest to god horrible"
>>66113668
>>66120848
Jesus Christ
>>66120848
b-but I only listen to music alone
>>66120848
lol fuck off
morrissey needs to die
>>66121234
>>66121061
Butt hurt women detected, as expected
>>66121079
good
>>66120848
I like how you make a post claiming you know about all women out there
then make it hilariously obvious you've never talked to a girl in your life
>>66121613
I'll have you know I just got out of the most perfect three year long relationship ever and I'm really upset about it. It's why I'm drunk shitposting right now so fuck you faggot
that being said everything I say is a fact
I don't have opinions I have facts
>>66121687
anon I'm sorry to hear that
id hug you right now if I could desu
>>66121737
the fact that you want to hug me is good enough
thank you, my friend
probably watched that shitty perks of being a wallflower movie. they name drop the smiths pretty often.
>>66113668
>>66121856
How did such a shitty movie end up with that good of a soundtrack?
>>66121856
SING ME TO SLEEP
>>66114432
honestly this tbqhf
morrissey's solo career was absolute shite compared to the smiths, but if you want to seem knowledgeable go ahead
>>66119475
>EVATLONRNE
what
Heaven knows you're miserable now.
>>66121722
wow, thanks for the screencap, can i post this to /r/4chan??
thanks friend :)
s/t is the best, easily.
>>66119475
ahahaha
>>66119311
holy kek
it wasn't even a good roast
you guys are stupid fucking normies
>>66124331
Its simplicity is what makes it sensational, we can sense your comedic jealousy anon
OP here thx for the laughs :)
>>66114784
>Iced Tea
What a fucking pleb I'll slit his shit
>>66113615
>jesus /mu/ I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.
They're just called "smith's fans".
>>66113668
>>66113668
Yea, it sucks. But you didn't have to be so autistic about it A lot of girls don't actually like music or greatly appreciate it like others do. You could have not been a BITCH, steered the conversion a different direction and woulda been balls deep in her by the evening.
Faggot
>>66125770
it's a made up story
>>66125770
*-Faggot
