Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 27
Nights since last BNM: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Blood Orange drops his album early
-Pitchfork lists the top rap mixtapes of the 2000s http://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/9908-the-50-best-rap-mixtapes-of-the-millennium/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
I haven't been to /p4k/ in three months. What'd I miss? All the ol' trip/namefags still around?
>>66040864
yea, that's pretty much it. You didn't miss much.
>>66040864
It's been kinda dead since all the big reviews dropped
But we've been carrying on
it's time to rejoice fellow white men
http://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/9908-the-50-best-rap-mixtapes-of-the-millennium/?page=4
>coloring book placing 12th
>placing under tapes that didn't even get BNM (dedication 2, XXX)
>placing under acid rap
it's an indie year boys
>>66040864
>What'd I miss?
The long, slow death of Condenastfork, still in progress
>>66041022
>one last AOTY for Radiohead
fuck yeah
I identify as a pitchfork patrician.
>>66041165
>>66041022
>implying Blood Orange isn't getting 9.1 and AOTY
>>66041165
>>66041022
They don't always order their AOTY list based on the score though. Remember Silent Shout got 2006 AOTY with an 8.6 and Art Angels was ahead of several albums that got a higher rating.
This thread stands with Zoe Camp.
whoa whoa whoa
>>66040864 here
what happened to Zoe?
score predictions for Blood Orange?
Hello everyone, how are you doing, and more importantly, what's are you listening to?
>pic related
DEAR TOMMY WHEN
Who's getting it tonight?
>>66041869
dear tommy has a chance at 9.0+, they've loved all the tracks they've released so far
>>66041815
i want to say 8.5, same as Cupid Deluxe, but Pitchfork usually likes to go .1 up or down if consecutive releases from an artist get BNMs
>>66041815
Blood Orange - Freetown Sound: 8.8 BNM
>>66041524
>>66041815
>9.1 and AOTY
yeah probably this desu senpai
>>66040344
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66042438
delete this
>>66042532
I refuse.
>>66042531
Fuck off. This thread stands with Zoe Camp and Zoe Camp alone.
>>66042551
Do it or every /mu/tant will be forced to listen to RiFF RAFF's new record.
>>66042562
>her
>>66042626
kys
>>66040344
my friend the p4k shill, please add Meaghan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, and Larkin Grimm to the op.
>>66042654
f u.
>>66042661
Blood Orange 9.2 you heard it first.
AOTY - Freetown Sound
SOTY to Augustine or Burn the Witch - Radiohead
>>66042767
No, it will get an 8.8 BNM. Maybe an 8.7
>>66042767
this
>>66042922
Nah, it's not 9.2 good.
>>66042948
it's definitely not but p4k disagrees
>>66042971
well fuck them
>>66042243
nicely done, friend!
WHERE IS IT?
>>66042881
damn....
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Blood Orange 8.8 BNM by Marcus J. Moore
River Tiber 7.8 by Kevin Lozano
Let’s Eat Grandma 7.3 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Lungfish 7.4 by Jason Heller
8.8
>>66043119
>>66043092
I told you
blm mentioned in the first sentence.
>>66041974
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
>>66043173
You forgot to attach the chart lol
imagine being a white indie band and having the writer just talk about current events shit and all their woke political nonsense in your review.
>>66043237
>white indie bands can't touch on political themes and ideas
nice one
>>66043186
4chan will consider it a duplicate file and prevent me from attaching it again, since nothing happened to prompt editing the chart
>>66042881
haha fuuuck
>>66043290
not if you change the filename, nimrod.
>>66043314
You should have listened to me, guys.
this review is bullshit
>49 people died in what’s being called the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history, after a gunman walked into a gay Orlando nightclub and opened fire. And just last week, the United Kingdom—where Hynes is from—voted to leave the European Union, sparking chants of racism from liberals.
>Freetown feels shaded by all these events
that didnt even happen when he was writing this album, how does this relate to the album in any way
>>66043334
You're on 4chan. Everyone is a nimrod.
>>66043351
Holy shit, didn't read it yet. That's egregious journalism.
>>66043361
it's a review, bub. it's criticism, not journalism.
>>66043351
this is like when biggie smalls rapped "blow up like the world trade" 7 years BEFORE 9/11 happened.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, THEY DID IT
THEY FINALLY USED A FIRST-PERSON PRONOUN IN A REVIEW
>My in-laws—also from Freetown—speak reverently of the villages and family and friends who still live there.
>MY
its like a shooting star, to hide the humanity in the reviews like they usually do
>>66043463
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing
>>66043493
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_Speaks
>>66043454
That's a component of modern music journalism, bub.
>>66043454
always confused why 4channers think this is the same thing as reporting the news. P4k is often pretty ungraceful in the way they bring up context, but it's totally necessary to a good discussion of art
God when did pitchfork become so clickbait-y
>>66043351
if you don't feel the zeitgeist right now, i don't know what to tell you.
Marcus J. Moore, the cuck that wrote the review.
>>66043559
haha right, critiquing the prose is for autists, its not like someone could possibly be interested in writing or be a writer themselves
you dont have to give a shit, i found it funny, because they always write in this impersonal way that tells you what youre going to feel instead of how the writer felt, with a bullshit air of authority
>>66043351
>feels shaded
>feels
There you go dude.
>>66043622
no, autismo. i meant the wtc joke this guy >>66043463 made went over your head. is this meta b8?
>>66043622
>because they always write in this impersonal way
do you even pitchfork?
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6656-kid-a/
it doesn't get more personal and subjective than that. the rap on pitchfork has never been that its too objective/impersonal.
>>66043672
that is me, its not bait, i cant read your tone through text, i dont know if youre an idiot or pretending, easy mistake to make on this stupid website
>>66043690
>written 16 years ago
>by Brent DiCrescenzo
brent was mostly fucking around, and they never had a writer like him ever again after he left, and that was also written before they had any clout as a review outlet
what is the best review and why is it the eminem show
Me reading this debate
>>66043729
>brent was mostly fucking around, and they never had a writer like him ever again after he left
dominique leone > brent
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/368-untilted/
>>66043806
god i remember that one. just one giant GEB allusion. perfect.
they elevated the criticism over text itself. they were great once.
The new Blood Orange is so fucking good.
>>66041022
It's cause it's too new, if they made that list a year later it'd be top 6 definitely. joey purp would be on there too cause goddamn his tape is good
