Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 27
Nights since last BNM: 3
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Blood Orange drops his album early
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever
make /p4k/ great again
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>66016133
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
What is everyone listening to?
>>66017518
Fuck off, this thread stands with Zoe Camp and Zoe Camp alone.
>>66017593
>her
>>66017633
ooooo edgy
>>66017633
Implying?
>>66017565
Hey this is pretty good so far
Who's getting it tonight?
it's been a while since i've been to one of these. glad to see people are doing well.
listened to 5 songs off of freetown sound before turning it off. felt like i'd been listening to it for an hour already, super sloggy. ta-nehisi coates did exactly what dev set out to do already in literary form, except it's obvious that coates at least has some sense of composition and talent. it will get an 8.8 from p4k.
which bnms are people feeling will already be forgotten by the end of the year? money's on dvsn, porches, and kevin morby.
really enjoying new huerco s. i wished altered zones was still a thing.
>>66018078
Does anyone know if p4k has ever reviewed a surprise release within a day?
>>66018196
They reviewed the new Neil Young about a week before it was due out... don't know if that counts but I don't know how they could've gotten their hands on it beforehand
>>66018282
what an embarrassing post.
>>66018282
I know there is a 1% chance you're real, but
feet?
>>66018149
i was a big fan of the last blood orange and i ride (figuratively) w/d'angelo,kendrick, antohni et al., but i also had to cut this one short. ill try again later, but it was not clicking.
>>66018718
Really? Anything in particular wrong? Do you think it still has a shot at BNM?
>>66018767
>still has a shot at BNM
Not OP, but of course it does. I think it will get an 8.8 BNM. Have you read the Augustine review? They even made a feature of all the women featured on the album.
>>66018767
well i was listening pretty casually, and i didn't have any context wrt his aim for the project, so i probably didn't approach the album on its own terms. but yeah, it doesn't have the sexy/sultry immediacy of the last one imo.
not to be too crass, but historically p4k likes blood orange and they rep woke politics, so i'd be surprised if it didn't. and hey it might be a very good album-- but it just wasn't what i expected or looked forward to.
>>66018078
broods will get panned hard i think
deerhoof will get a 7.5-8.0
cash cash won't get reviewed lol
6.9 Deerhoof
Fuck right out of the world. 8.0-8.1 at the very least. I'm so fucking done with Pitchfork.
DEERHOOF BTFO 6.9
THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR BEING SO KAWAII
>>66019242
Seriously, I'm done with these threads and music journalism. bye.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Jim O’Rourke / Fennesz 7.1 by Philip Sherburne
Deerhoof 6.9 by Benjamin Scheim
Told Slant 7.4 by Rohan Samarth
Amy Klein 4.9 by Pat Healy
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
>>66019221
holy shit cash cash is still around. fuck.
>>66019320
Why do you do this?
>>66017593
this desu
>>66017633
kill you are self
>>66019365
It's fun. Pitchfork releases way more than 14 reviews in a week, showing they have the time to review all these and then some. If they don't have the balls to review, say, Cash Cash, I'll call them out on it at the deadline. A negative review is better than none at all, in my opinion.
>>66017518
speak for yourself.
take care, everyone
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