non-meme metal general
>>65986219
first for black metal is great
best of 2016?
>>65990891
>>65990911
>non-meme
>black metal
Couldn't even go one post could you?
>>65990913
Nothing. Terrible year for metal, like everything since 1993
>>65991016
>>65990913
Bossk and Cobalt
>>65991140
>>65991130
Thanks. Worked all night on it.
>>65991172
>le post is in the filename meme
kys my man
>>65991188
>he fell for Meme 4evar
I know a place
Where you're all going to go
also, underrated bm from this year
Let's all agree that this is a cool album, though
>>65991609
Let's not.
>>65991665
You cockbruise
>>65991700
I don't see why people love this. It's basically just the Liturgy of it's time.
>>65991723
Take that back or I swear to god
>>65991965
No, I don't think I will. It's a reasonably apt analogy.
Why does this exist?
>>65991986
VBE is actually very good/unique and gave way to a bunch of amazing albums while Liturgy is dogshit processed on a faulty copy of fruity loops that is the musical equivalent of contemporary plastic arts where it comes with a bloody vapid manifesto that tries and fails to give it any merit
>>65992010
for when you really like behemoth for the aesthetic
>>65991609
>>65991665
>>65991700
>>65991723
>>65991965
>>65991986
>>65992049
This "Liturgy is bad" meme was never funny and never will be
>>65992071
And the "Ved Buens Ende is good" meme should die as well
>>65992071
Yeah and Terminal Redux is an amazing thrash album, we get it. Don't you have a review for Magma to write?
>>65992049
They're both equally pretentious and hipstery attempts to "experiment with black metal" which here means add a bunch of post-rock/garbage influences to it and cringey clean vocals.
>>65992104
How did you know?
>>65992071
They're just the poor man's Krallice tho. What's so good about that?
>>65992095
But it is good m8
>>65992095
Eh it's alright
>>65992104
Terminal Redux is ok. The Magma I write reviews for is the prog rock band, not the shitty groove metal album
>>65992160
They sound nothing like Krallice outside their debut tho. And I like Krallice
>>65991965
HEY!!! NO!! you do NOT take the lords name in vain
>>65992160
>defending krallice
>defending Ven Buens Memede
You are a cancer upon this general
>>65991723
Ved Buens Ende still sounds unique. Liturgy is just the poor man's Krallice.
>>65992190
Do you just not like hipster black metal?
>>65992194
>>65992185
>Ven Buens Meme
>unique
they sound like a shittier Weakling who decide to jam and sing with shit clean vox for teh randoms
>>65992217
Show me some that's actually good and we'll see
Great, I turned my favourite album into the next big meme.
>>65992250
When did I say they were unique? I literally just said they were "alright". I don't like their spork attitude but I can see why people might like them
>>65992250
>they sound like a shittier Weakling
I have no idea how you think they sound like Weakling.
>Show me some that's actually good and we'll see
What black metal bands are you into?
>>65992288
You really put your foot in your mouth that time huh
>>65992250
If anything Weakling took their sound by VBE (and co.)
>>65992313
I have no idea how you think they sound like Krallice, I just assumed you were an idiot.
>>65992335
Yes, and?
>>65992291
The other guy did. Your comment was just too stupid to address properly
>>65992328
Ayup. Might as well embrace it
>>65992356
>i didn't read your comment properly so it's stupid
Thanks for letting me know the intelligence level of the people I'm dealing with
>>65992356
No argument at all
>>65992388
I never said I didn't read it, but you're welcome.
Thank you for letting me know I'm dealing with people who make baseless assumptions in their arguments.
>>65992388
hey nice dubs dude hi 5
>>65992402
You're going to have to be more specific.
>>65992379
>file name
kek
good taste bro, VBE is the shit
>>65992407
Feels good to be amongst your peers, doesn't it
>>65992460
When I find people who are my peers, instead of you retards, I'll let you know.
>>65992407
>I never said I didn't read it
You certainly didn't read the post you quoted because you completely didn't understand it, tard.
>i didn't read your comment properly
>properly
That changes the entire meaning of the sentence. You fucking idiot
>>65992492
*woosh*
Nice, man. Very intellectual.
>>65992146
>strong 7 to light 8
>even the band knew the album was so bad they decided to use a steaming pile of shit with the smug sun emojii in the middle as artwork
pls my dude...
>>65992533
The band said it was going to be their best yet
What's some essential thinking man's metal albums?
I know Panopticon, Blackjazz, Earth 2, Written in Waters, Bilateral, Bergtatt - Et Eeventyr i 5 Capitler, Aesthethica, Choirs of the Eye, Obscura, The Inalienable Dreamless, Si monvmentvm reqvires, circvmspice, Amplifier Worship, The Director's Cut, Róka Hasa Rádió, Filosofem, Teethed Glory and Injury, Transcendence Into The Peripheral, Murmuüre, Black One, Pod vládou biče, Through Silver in Blood, and others
>>65992010
Everything I heard about that band gave me the idea that they were a super dark industrial atmosludge band, but I was kinda underwhelmed when I listened to them.
>>65992524
>i didn't read your comment properly
I never said this. Are you literally just making shit up to use against me? Wew lad.
>>65992525
Keep in mind that>>65992460 implies you admit and acknowledges that you use faulty arguments.
underrated band tbqfwy
>>65992553
>Written in Waters, Bilateral, Bergtatt - Et Eeventyr i 5 Capitler, Aesthethica
>Written in Waters
>Aesthethica
kek
>>65992551
everybody says it's their best yet, especially when you've got a deal with a major label
>>65992592
>i never said this
>Your comment was just too stupid to address properly
Yeah you said it
>>65992592
>implies you admit and acknowledges that you use faulty arguments.
Except not because that was my first post, dummy
>>65992651
>Your comment was just too stupid to address properly
>i didn't read your comment properly
So you can't read, huh? Do you have Dyslexia or something?
>>65992653
Except yes because of your other post
>>65992622
>black metal
>thinking man
Ven Buens Ende confirmed, double locked, for meme
>>65992722
You're thick aren't you. >>65992525 wasn't me
guys could you post some examples of albums that AREN'T memes?
I'm running out of things I'm allowed to like
>>65992757
baby im all thicc
>>65992757
Sure it wasn't. ;^)
>>65992781
but if we post them they automatically become memes
>>65992781
>putting something off limits because it was made into a meme
baka
FYI Black thread is gone
>>65992781
>>65992803
:)
When are you guys going to learn you cannot argue with memes? The will of the meme guides us all, and there is no escape.
>>65992752
but that's Virus oh I see what you're doing
>>65992839
More like Walking In The Garden Of Me'em
Liturgy is like Zarach 'Baal' Tharagh produced on a Mac
VBE is a R.I.O. band giving 2nd wave black metal their best and then going on to become legendaries under other skins
dwi
>>65992888
Arguments are literally memes by definition
Is counter shitposting the stupidest and most cuck thing a person can do here?
I think it is, and it's mostly trips who seem to do it, which kinda proves my point
>>65992962
Effective arguments are. Ineffective one are failed memes.
>>65993003
if said argument is so Ineffective that it's believed by no one (and by consequence stops existing) it stops being a meme
any argument believed by any number of individuals, no matter how small, is a meme
>>65993053
Which is the difference between effective and ineffective yes
Posting my 3x3
>>65993053
please
>>65993070
people actually listen to the bathory debut?
>>65993090
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAISE THE DEAAAAAAD
>>65993070
We already told you why this is shit. So just remember that I guess.
>>65993108
when is it now then because i cant recall any single of instance that that wasd
>>65992010
you need to feel the bern anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039OcZ8th08
also great entry drug to the hard stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8xxxu0_0Hc
>>65993135
I just wonder why you listen to music literally made by a guy who calls himself the Cuckold
>>65993135
is that guy ok
>>65993133
Well you seem drunk so it's unsurprising you don't remember this.
>>65993135
>that fucking cover
i swear to god i've seen that cover in at least ONE goregrind album
>>65993171
yuo mena you arent?
So who should be next? What should be memed next?
>>65993202
I am sure but I can handle my drink a lot better than you can, obviously.
>>65992104
>falling for the memes
>projecting this hard
Wew lad
Magma is terribly underwhelming though. I question anybody giving it more than a 7/10
>>65992839
>Nile-topsy with major scale riffs
>not a meme
>>65993151
its a birds name after the sound
its german-ish
>Guck guck
don´t just meme bands anon its bad for the world
>>65993231
You have very low standards then. I would question anything higher than 6, and would give sixes very critical looks.
>>65993227
hey listen up fro a second
>>65993257
And it's also what cuckold porn takes it's name from
>>65992551
>implying a band would ever say anything else
Also, when you create something you are immediately biased. It isn't up to the creators to say whether their music is good, it is up to the listeners.
>>65993266
I am listening, you drunk shit-taste pleb.
>>65993262
Same person, I personally think the album is 4/10, it's just the people claiming it deserves higher than a 7 that annoy me.
Come on, try me. First post ending in dubs decides the next thing Jesse memes.
>>65993362
good ep
>>65993342
Xasthur
>>65993342
we turn the tables motherfucker
>>65993312
nevermind your attitude sucks
>>65993342
Lugubrum
>>65993342
Cybergrind
this is a broadrick bread now
>>65993342
death metal
>>65993342
Weebgrind
>>65993342
Machine Head - Is there anybody out there?
The dubs hath spoken
>>65993342
last days of humanity
>>65993381
...turn the tables on what
>>65993384
I'm upset at the lack of payoff from that gif
>>65993231
I don't know why I expected it to be anything else, they hit their peak over a decade ago.
>>65993444
The trips hath spoke
>>65993342
Nails
>>65993444
And it is done. The pact is sealed. I will need some time to prepare.
>>65993414
How is the EP patrician?
If anything Streetcleaner is patrician. Maybe Songs of Love and Hate.
>>65993487
When people say patrician they mean contrarian level 2
>>65993494
Well done
>>65993453
I was hoping they would improve after From Mars to Sirius, which had potential but was bloated and one dimensional. They went the opposite direction afterwards and made their music too simple, too melow, and too repetitive.
>>65991579
it's intereting, but not blowing my balls off.
>>65993487
>i know them from that ISIS cover for streetcleaner
blease leave :D
>>65993499
Oh. Fair choice,then.
>>65993543
ISIS covered Streetcleaner?!?
>>65993538
Do peoples' tastes actually get shittier as they age? Is that why bands do this?
>>65993592
as they age people gravitate toward things that are safe, familiar, and boring
Heavy metal peaked in the 70s
Thrash metal peaked in the 80s
Death metal peaked in the 90s
So what peaked in the 2000s? What should peak in the 2010s?
My two favourite metal bands are Godflesh and Ved Buens Ende.....
>>65993615
nu metal and slam
>>65993452
it's still funny as hell
>>65993615
Black metal peaked in the 2000s
>>65993615
2000s was, in my opinion, peak BM
a lot of the foundational classics were in the mid-late 90s but most of the actual best albums were 2000s
>>65993615
>So what peaked in the 2000s?
Black metal peaked in the 2000s
>meme metal
>not posting funny meme covers of poopy bear
GG /mu/
>>65993617
Kek
>>65993592
No, but the more support you have the less you have to do musically to impress people. Once you have a following that will support anything you shit out then you're golden. Less pressure, lower standards. At least that is my theory.
>>65993663
uuh, yes, those a-and Ulver
>>65992553
I'd recommend you look at Death, particularly Symbolic and Human
>>65993615
Death metal may peak again tho this decade
>>65993592
A few bands actually get better with every album, like Death
>inb4 contrarians saying Scream Bloody Gores and Leprosy are their best albums
>>65993739
nah 2010s is the decade of caverncore
>>65993739
I don't see it happening friendo. Most dm bands formed after the 90s do nothing for me, and the ones I do enjoy draw heavily from OSDM.
>>65993744
>>Scream Bloody Gores and Leprosy are their only real death metal albums.
FTFY
>>65993646
>>65993637
>>65993650
Name 10 albums from the 00s that are better than DMDS and FAFtS.
>>65993749
Nah. Throwback genres dont peak. They're just echoes.
And anyway a peak for caverncore would be a peak for death metal
>>65993790
>better
weasel
>>65993615
Sludge and doom in general
>>65993790
>he thinks DMDS is a peak of bm
>>65993790
>DMDS
>good
opinion discarded
>>65993830
Did I say it was fucktoy? No more laughable a claim than SMRC, anyway.
>>65993784
Here is your (You)
>>65990913
Babymetal
>>65993830
>>65993839
Explain what DMDS is. I'm not a kvltfag
>>65993744
>people above the age of 16 think Death improved after SH
>>65993852
Wah there edgelords calm down
You did imply that DMDS was peak bm although you didn't say it outright
>>65993903
Do teenagers even listen to metal anymore?
>>65993896
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Debut album from Mayhem and still one of their best works t b h
>>65990913
The Astonishing
>>65993925
Nah
>>65993615
>heavy metal peaked in the 70s
>Iron maiden released its debut in the 80s
All opinions discarded. You're a faggot.
>>65990891
grow up manchildren. Metal is for babys.
>MUH OVERDRIVE AND MUH SCREAM I AM SO BAD AND SO UNCONVENTIONAL.
Heavy metal is the definition of nocive autism.
>>65993917
It's a very good album, even a definitive work of the genre, but I wouldn't pick any single album as the absolute peak. Everything I've heard has flaws, so it falls on how I subjectively feel day to day.
There's some good bm in the 00s, but I have yet to hear any evidence that it beats the 90s in sheer volume of classic releases.
@65994000
I know what you want and I'm not giving it to you, even though you got some ridiculous digits.
>>65993903
Yes, they do. I am one of them even though Spiritual Healing is the album that got me into dm.
@65994000
Hey that's my phone number!
>>65994015
>making a response at all
metal for this feel?
>>65994000
What did you hope to accomplish with this post?
>>65993790
Dead as Dreams, La Sanie des siècles - Panégyrique de la dégénérescence, V - Halmstad, Hellfire, Thorns, Unlock The Shrine, Geist Ist Teufel, Over Bjoergvin graater himmerik, The Tenth Sub Level Of Suicide, Il était une forêt...
>>65994064
No.
>>65993961
>Iron Maiden peaked in the 80s
>therefore so did all of Heavy Metal
>>65994086
t. pleb
>>65994064
Dang. I almost thought I'd find some good new albums to check out.
>urfaust
Bro come on, at least try to be serious.
>>65994000
I think we can all see who the immature one is here.
>>65994088
yes
>>65994064
>posting shining
come on man
>>65994106
>any of those albums
>not pleb
I like all of those but they still do not match up
>>65994049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55XlIPzY5q0
link the song you are currently listening to
Who /ignorantrussianblyatcore/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmfVa18eFEg
>>65994130
Okay, then now consider
>Black Sabbath peaked in the 70s
>Judas Priest peaked in the 70s
There will never be another album this good
Why live
>>65994179
something from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOGFXD7Z9WE
>>65994187
It's like you thought this was their first album or something...
>>65993790
Gnaw Their Tongues: Rend Each Other Like Wild Beasts
Anaal Nathrakh: The Codex Necro
Katharsis: VVorld VVithout End
Peste Noire: La Sanie des siècles - Panégyrique de la dégénérescence
Ruins Of Beverast: Rain Upon The Impure
Aluk Todolo: Descension
Leviathan: Massive Conspiracy Against All Life
Nekrasov: The Form Of Thought From Beast
Nihill: Krach
Wold: L.O.T.M.P.
BONUS Krallice: s/t
>>65994209
lol
>>65990891
do you like filthy underground shit?
juddeca hits that perfect sweet spot
the first song opens nicely, then grinds into a legit transition of shit. but its a good shit, then breaks away from the shit to properly finish the song real good
second track is also highschool-tier at first, but man oh man the rest of their album is gold
the recording quality is just so fucking filthy and the level of obscurity is hard as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFRrDgBqJk0
>>65994182
Judas Priest peaked in the 80s by any reasonable standard though.
>inb4 hurr but my opinion
Mainstream success is more objective than any of your shit opinions.
>>65994209
>Katharsis: VVorld VVithout End
>Ruins Of Beverast: Rain Upon The Impure
>Nekrasov: The Form Of Thought From Beast
Nice meme
>>65994247
>calling TRoB a meme
over the line
>>65994247
Right back atcha
>>65994179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr3X-Sff0RM
>>65994209
Alright I'll check these out (the ones I know aren't blatantly a joke on your part). You better not fucking let me down or I'll fart in your mailbox.
>>65993790
1. Dream Theater - Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
2. Dream Theater - Train of Thought
3. Dream Theater - Octavarium
4. Dream Theater - Systematic Chaos
5. Dream Theater - Black Clouds & Silver Linings
I just landed a solo 15 min. gig where I plan on playing one drone track, a doom cover of mbv and a noise track (not metal, just pure harmonized feedback).
No other performers will be metal and if they are it won't be expirimental. Should I kill myself from this autism or do you guys have any advice for me?
Terrified desu. Haven't played a rock gig in over 5 years and I'll be singing for the first time on stage. Still, I really want to do this.
>>65994310
>>65994310
True, but I meant black metal albums only. And that's only 5. Sorry friend.
>>65994179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Z4htqo-Zo
>>65994310
this guy knows his shit
>>65994320
Just add a drum machine beat people can groove to. Plebs will tolerate literally anything over some post African repetitions.
>>65994230
>implying anything they did in the 80s was better than Sad Wings, SAS, or Stained Class
You should see a doctor
>>65994309
I can't promise you'll like all of them. People's tastes are different. But these are very important albums in the genre of black metal. They were creative, and some even expanded the definition of the genre. And none of them are a joke, even Krallice, which is a landmark of technicality and complex compositions. Even if people who prefer more traditional black metal don't like them, Krallice have artistic value.
>>65994229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeHz_CiYMwo
this album literally rapes niggers and children
again, first 2 songs are a little weak, but the rest is gold
this is actually one of the greatest metal bands of all time hidden under so much obscurity
>>65993106
NECROMAAANNCYYYY
>>65994356
My biggest worry is that people will be bored from no drummer. I'm hoping maybe this gig will help me find one.
>>65994352
>that one guy who actually likes metal
pfffft whatta fag
Today was the first time I stumbled upon an article about the whole SJW situation and fucked up safe space / trigger warning / erc. situation in american colleges in a major german language publication.
It got me to thinking: Is rape/violence themed brutal death metal / porngrind / (weebgrind) the socially relevant music of the truly important counter culture of our time? Maybe it's time to re evaluate bands like gorgasm, cock and ball torture and rompeprop?
Perhaps it's time to view Devourment as one of the most forward thinking and important bands to ever exist within metal music?
"My mind is as rotten as the bodies of the fuckin’ whores I’ve killed"
isn't that a beautiful lyrical line, a cathartic experience to the fearful minds of everyone who can't speak properly for the fear of triggering someone? Let's discuss the inherent social value of true rape culture.
I can't help but close of this post with another segment of lyrics which I found to be very brave and inspiring:
"Worn, asshole is puckered, worn... easily I slide my cock in Warm... anal walls leaking, shit...
gradually spills from her ass. No vagina for me only rectal decimation of her most
intimate of areas. Her asshole pulsates as I drive my meat stick deeper, tearing her,
Inner walls, ejaculating inside the shit stained cavity. "
>>65994449
I like them lyrics boi
>>65994449
Counterculture is grasping a bit.
You have to think issues like this, social walls etc have been around forever. Anything and everything that is shocking to an average person can be called counterculture.
However, it porngrind etc's situation, I can see your point, even if it is slight.
>>65994425
Progressive metal is for people who don't like metal.
>>65994508
Weird way to spell djent
https://youtu.be/nbtQKTFwU9g
>>65994508
not post-metal, post-black metal or black metal?
>>65994539
What's the difference?
>>65994508
No that's proge
>>65994508
Metal is for people who don't like metal.
>>65994543
I don't listen to any of those so I can't be the judge. All these post-X genres are fucking confusing and stupid.
>>65994508
You meant to say Nu- right?
>>65994508
Metal is for people who don't like music.
>>65994595
>/metal/ : the post
>>65994607
Honestly not really, at least of the ones I mentioned.
>>65994380
I understand your reasoning, but ultimately the expansion or innovation of aesthetics (e.g. production, instrumentation) alone isn't going to have me coming back to an album. But I suppose I'm not inclined to much experimental or ambient music.
>>65994359
You gave your argument after I refuted it, how retarded are you?
>>65994482
>>65994484
I always thought that the whole SJW culture thing was a major factor which helped the rise of donald trump. People are just fed up with these "faggots" (sorry if I offended someone). They are basically digging they're own "grave" (sorry if I triggered someone with Taphophobia).
So of course the possible value of gore/porngrind/etc. is ejeculated into this genre's vagina after the fact, but now that we're in that whole mess, it's the best anti pussy music I can think of. Or is there any other metal music with the intent of being anti PC?
>>65994449
This is a good post honestly
>>65994648
I promise at some of those will be interesting.
>>65994685
TRIGGER WARNING: SWEAR WORDS
---
>saying sorry after triggering people
Fuck you shitlord, you need to include trigger warnings before your post so people with the triggers don't need to fucking read them
>>65994685
Yeah dude I got your ANTI government metal right here
NOFX
Papa Roach
P.O.D
Deftones
System of a Down
Five Finger Death Punch
Skrillex
Trap
Linkin Park
I could go on if you want.
>>65994763
As the second half of my post should have made clear idgaf
Altered Course should have been the closing track
>>65994787
So what's the point of your posts?
>>65994765
man, that's an awesome photo. 3/10 bait though. so 7/10 post all in all. Good stuff but not mandatory.
>>65994765
I'm not really sure what you're insinuating with this post.
>>65994763
ALL CAPS IS A TRIGGER IN ITSELF TOO, DUMBASS
>>65994794
>ISIS
Leave the hall
>>65994801
to trigger (trigger warning for entities who think of themselfs as furries) "people" like you and make porngrind great again
>>65994707
I don't doubt it. However, I will always be ruled by my desire for sweet riffs when it comes to metal.
>>65994821
No, I think I'll stay
>>65994831
So a dumb meme.
okay later then
>>65994867
What, you a harvard? I don't think you're on the right side of the river here, cuck
>>65994890
You're the one talking about trigger warnings. Seems to me you're on the wrong side of tumblr
>>65994273
agreed. ruins of beverast is a treasure.
>>65994921
>criticize something
>automatically embody the thing you criticize
Sure, that's how it works, (you know the drill by now) "man". Now get your head checked you mongloid atmojew
>>65994921
Yo you will you little fucking maggot bitches rip your own goddamn guts out and shove down your goddamn shit talkers and post more music
God fucking damn I hope you break your ribs.
Have a politically correct meme
>>65994968
You're really driving home these reddit/tumblr comparisons aren't you. huh?
>>65994975
So is this like performance art for you? You come here and act retarded as entertainment for others or yourself?
>>65994685
>anti pc metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxFRS4d9O0
as an added bonus those riffs fucking rip
and on another note, isn't that generally what euronymous wanted to do with black metal? a complete rejection of "trendy" death metal and a return to "true" metal with all its shock value and obscurity. also with the statements released in the liner notes of transilvanian hunger and panzerfaust talking about how detractors of darkthrone should be criticised for their jewish behaviour and should lick mother mary's asshole in eternity
>>65994988
I am. What level of irony are you on?
>>65994975
have some based NZ BlackDeath
>>65995031
I don't know like 4 or 5 maybe