ITT post your favorite album and what your first kiss was like
y tho
>>65899279
tru
you tryna break my heart
imaginary
andrew hill point of departure
it was gross
>>65899269
i was drunk and it was an ugly girl, didn't enjoy it
but my first kiss with my first gf was very romantic
although if we're not counting tongues, my true first kiss was with my dad, i was a kid though
Vespertine
Drunk and sloppy, and the girl was irritatingly pretentious but she was very pretty so hey.
I am a kissless virgin
good one op
13 years old first gf kissed in rain after school before going on the bus
stoned at a bonfire when I was 16 smoking a shitty gas station cigar. Girl is kind of drunk and I end up being one of four dudes that she kisses basically in tandem. Felt like I was robbed but also felt there was no way I could turn this down or really even truly regret accepting it.
My first kiss was me and my ex gf in my bed together. I told her prior to that moment that I had never gotten my first kiss and had never had another girlfriend before her--I was eighteen and she said she thought that it was cute. She told me that her first kiss was with a past boyfriend who kind of forced it on her when she wasn't ready or prepared. She didn't like it and said it was unromantic. But I didn't care really. When the moment finally came, my television was on and I was talking about something but I don't remember what it was. We both were quiet for a few seconds and she hesitantly moved her body towards me, and quickly, like getting through an adrenaline fueled vaccination shot, I pressed my lips slightly too far to the left of her lips. And it was quick. After pulling back, I was soaking in the moment, but not really thinking about it. She said "that was a bad kiss" and chuckled slightly. And then we immediately kissed again, but this time I was more alligned with her lips. And it was really nice. They were soft and we kissed throughout most of that night. And snuggled.
I don't have a favorite album.
bumpin
hahahahaha
>>65899269
I was 17
At Charlie's Safari which was rented out by the highschool of my sister for their Sadie's Dance/Party
I went because why not.
One of my friend's got off work and dropped by.
Her and I were in a play together and we were playing romantic leads opposite one another.
We had to kiss a few times and since I had never kissed anyone before we had planned on practicing at least once before hand so it wasn't awkward on opening or something.
She showed up and we were hanging out.
She suggested why not kiss there, seeing as we would sooner or later.
I was pretty silent, but mostly because I was nervous.
Anyways she kissed me a couple times that night but I didn't really kiss back because I didnt know what I was doing and had butterflies in my stomach.
I could go on but in regards to the kiss itself.
I didn't know what to do or think.
>>65899269
I was 12, she was 17. She introduced me to a lot of things. She added me a little over a year ago on FB and she got fat and had two children.
An accident
>>65899546
This is a nice story. Actually smiled while reading it. I wish my first kiss was like that. Instead I got some bullshit forced kiss that lasted 1 second on the back of a bus from some girl with big tits. I fully regret ever doing it. I demand god for a retry at my first kiss.
Favorite album is ITAOTS
>>65899269
Kalahari Surfer's: Sleep Armed
>be 15
>have well developed 12yo girl cousin
>we fuck around a bit too much
>like friends, but a little too to touchy feely
>she start's to hit that age where girl's are trying to act like highschool slut's
>she start's doing stuff like putting my hands over her bra and shit
>I'm really confused
>we start to flirt around a lot
>I say fuck it and go all in
>I start grabbing her ass then her body
etc.
>Gradually start to get riskyer and riskyer
>We both love to fuck around like that
>other cousins are around
>they know
>They throw blankets over us
>I kiss her really akwardly
>my teeth hit her teeth
>I use tongue
>FuckingCringe!!!!.jpg
>she says that she wants to stop fucking around
>We are at it again the next day or two
>this stopped until I was 17
>we didn't fuck and no bj
>we did pretty much everything but that
>I used to suck dem tittes a lot
>we maked out a lot
>we were inseparable
>We were genuinely in love
>we acted like boyfriend And girlfriend everywhere but home
>parents knew, but never mentioned it
>it was fucking heaven man!!
ama?
>Moralfag's fuck off
> be me
> 14
> freshman
> my best friend was 17 and a junior
> I had been crushing on her forever
> asks me to go to prom with her
> agree
> later into the evening a slow song comes on, I cant remember what it was
> she leans in and kisses me
it was wet, and I didn't know how I felt about, but I knew I wanted. after that we dated for 6 months, broke up because I was too clingy.
I'm 23 now and haven't had a meaningful conversation with a girl since then
>>65899546
Goddammit, why did I open this thread
>>65899974
>Jpg.forgot
I am a KV.
>never happened
>pretty.odd
spin the bottle on my 6th grade graduation party with a dude that said i was ugly during elementary and a couple years later i saw him again n he cried over my ass at a house party becos i was "too pretty". before that i had kiss a girl who bribed me into it she offered me a bee t shirt in exchange. i also kissed a boy next to the trash. i don't remember which was first. since then i've avoided all types of physical contact. even curved the love of m life when they tried to kiss me. what went wrong?
Pere Ubu - The Modern Dance
Kissless virgin
>>65899974
Wincest is still incest anon. Pretty fucked up tbqhfamilia.
>>65900501
Why? We had a genuine relationship based on friendship love and respect.
We were both 16 at a new years party and we'd been friends for about a year. It was pretty good
>Making out in the corner by the refreshments at the Freshman Dance.
Didn't even give a single fuck.
>>65899269
never had one op, sometimes when I listen to this album I imagine what its like
ow
>>65899805
is that srsly your favorite album? not judging, I really like it too. but favorite??
>>65899900
Kek. Nice digits as well
>>65899479
Just spent the last few weeks digesting this majesty. Good choice my friend!
>>65899465
What, are you me?
>>65899269
It was awkward. We were sitting on a park bench in the middle of january. I'm pretty sure a prostitute was getting fucked in the porto potty. Anyway I just kind of kissed at her lips and she was a bit too shocked to kiss back at first. Like 30 seconds later she accidentally cut an anxiety fart I think. It was hardly audible. I was 14
> the doors - s/t
Asked a girl out during a middle school dance and then (after being harassed by her friends) we kissed behind the schools cafeteria
bad, the first person i made out with laughed into my mouth at me in it haha jesus christ
>>65901406
WDU?!? my fuckin d00d. are u in the DIY FOLK PUNK group on fb?
Never kissed or dated anyone (by choice), it disgusts me.
It was at a party where we were both drunk. I never got her name.
>>65901696
Then don't reply to the thread. Stop looking for the fucking pity party and get off the computer obviously this thread isn't for you neet faggot.
>>65901116
Yeah I won't lie it was kind of a shame. She's real pretty and has a real nice ass. Don't wanna fuck with no kids. Will never forget that ass though.
Some stupid blond cunt wanted some cock. We pecked slightly. My friend hooked us up for a one nighter. One nighter never happened, still a virgin. Too uninterested in the concept of love to go search for it. Second kiss was a long makeout session with another blond slut who was bi and already had a relationship with some overseas British chick. That was pretty genuine, but meh.
>>65901735
back of the bus in high school. kiss sucked. glad she was hot though.
I was 19, it happened on a new year's eve party at one of my friend's place. I grew up in a village, so everyone knew everyone, and a couple of random guys showed up not long after midnight. There was this slutty 6/10 girl (with 7/10 body though - let's call her Cynthia), who was just out of a relationship at the time. My closer friends knew I was a kissless virgin. So did one of my friend's sister (let's call her Diana). We were all drunk, and suddenly Diana started persuading me about my sexual status. "see that girl over there? go kiss her" - she kept telling me things like this.
My memories are a bit cloudy, but I remember starting dancing with Cynthia, and it just happened. It was alright. She didn't let me kiss her again, but I was hugging and kissing her on the cheek four hours. Diana was so happy that she also made out with me (she is 5 years older, and had a boyfriend who was also in the house, but we were outside and nobody noticed).
>>65901903
That's your favorite album?
Are still in high school? Have you even made it to high school, I bet you haven't even gotten kissed.
That's why you rode the bus, poor made bitch boy.
>>65901993
I rarely listen to albums more than once anymore so I picked that as my favorite since I used to listen to it a lot. Otherwise I don't really have one. That a good enough explanation for you faggot? Which post was yours? Did you even have one in this thread you fucking virgin?
Drunk makeout in college
Banged afterwards, felt awful and had no idea what I was doing, I barely remember it too which also sucks
>>65899989
good album choice
I was 17 and she was 15.
We were laying on a bed in my garage looking at each other kinda falling asleep as the sun went down.
I leaned in and kissed her, she got excited and then bit me.
We giggled.
>>65901735
How is it a pity part if it's by choice? I don't want to kiss anybody, silly. If I wanted to I could easily.
Day before my 13th birthday, wanted to kiss someone before I turned 13 because for some reason I thought that 13 years was the maximum amount of time you can go without being kissed or else you're a loser.
Basically it was just this:
>friend that's a girl
>not even mildly qt but whatever
>awkwardly asks if she wants to kiss
>shrugs and says sure
>literally just a peck on the mouth for approximately two seconds
>never speak to her or look her in the eye again for all of middle-high school
All of my kisses since then have just been pecks, don't know how to do anything beyond that.
>>65900093
Vashti <3
me too, man.
wanna kiss..
jk
maybe someday will someone love me
>>65899269
girl in my freshman dorm, one of the only people who could beat me at egyptian ratscru
it was really pleasant after she kept tickling me and I finally pinned her arms down, everything I could have asked for
>tfw I will probably never kiss anyone ever again
>>65899269
It was last year, with my first GF. I was 19 going on 20, she was 17, and we both never kissed another person, so we were pussyfooting around each other like it was kindergarten. It was really cute, actually. 2 weeks into the whole "meeting for watching GOT and cuddling" we had a playful argument and I kissed her in the middle of it. I didn't even think about it, I just did it, whole thing lasted half a second , but she was immediately ready for it, that was crazy. I asked her later into the relationship, she said I easily could've kissed her the first day we actually met. I'm still kind of amazed that someone actually liked me enough for that.
Broke up a while ago because while it was fun to make out and shit, we didn't really have feelings for each other. She was pretty as fuck though, she had a body that might as well have been from outer space straight from fucking sexy body planet. She refused to wear dresses though, which is a big bummer for me.
>>65902028
No becuase i don't need to post my life stories on an online forum for validation. But since you asked.
We were "talking" in high school and she and I would go back to her house after school since her parents wouldn't be home I told my mom I was "studying for my SAT" one day we were sitting in her room listening to some indie pop. (I think it was Bombay Bicycle Club) We locked eyes and started mouthing the words to each other, and soon enough we locked then lips. There was lots of laughing and teeth clinking, shit was V cute desu. I miss those simpler days.
>>65902120
cute story/10
>>65903131
forgot story:
also, 1st kindergarden kiss was with a girl (we exchange icicles), then middleschool with a boy (truth or dare, something like that), then frenchkissing with a gf (she told me later I was awful at it kek)
>
>>65899269
I was 16 and was too drunk to remember
>>65902103
Don't lose your hope tripfig
>>65902072
Wow, you must be an extremely cool guy
>>65899307
>>65899292
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>>65899410
>>65899479
>>65899974
>>65899989
>>65899992
>>65900093
>>65901048
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>>65901627
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>>65902103
Holy shit the cringe is so real in these
>>65901696
>>65902072
How the fuck do you not wanna fuck females you have to kiss to do that so why the fuck y'all not doing I'm barely trying and I got a steady influx of pussy
>>65899546
>>65900189
Only ones that are wins the first guy such a classic story and yo girl that guy sounds like a huge pussy girls hate when guys cry but you kissing females too that's live but fuck you doing kissing dudes next to trash that's odd but you sound bad af if someone would cry over you your problem is you need to get out your damn shell and let your boyfriend fuck for lack of a better word
>>65903315
>yo girl that guy sounds like a huge pussy girls hate when guys cry but you kissing females too that's live but fuck you doing kissing dudes next to trash that's odd but you sound bad af if someone would cry over you your problem is you need to get out your damn shell and let your boyfriend fuck for lack of a better word
>>65900055
Same album, same feels
>>65903377
Add a period or comma in there somewhere
my sister forced me into kissing one of her friends, i haven't kissed a girl ever since
>>65902120
>this is illegal in the US
fuckin conservatives, man
Good for you, for real.
I was in a forest and I kissed the only girl that I have truly loved until now
Highschool graduation afterparty. Half-drunk late-teenagers playing bottle. She didn't care for it at all, but I did (lame-o me had a crush on her). Her disgusted face while we were doing it (yes I peeked, sue me) broke my heart.
I'll get back to you on that...
Met a cute boy on 4chan, we hooked up
From what I can remember, we played some BlazBlue and then he pushed me on his bed and got on top of me and french kissed me.
He tasted really good.
After that I fucked him and then blew him.
>It was a game of truth or dare
>Summer
>Out of town
>I was 14
>It was with a cute 13 yo girl
>I fealt like she kinda liked me
>We were hanging out a lot
>We were both too awkward to talk about that kind of stuff
>Haven't seen her since
>>65900217
You need to learn this modern dance
i was like 13, lying down with a gril in a park. she was in a relationship at the time but we were both hot for each other. we were flirting and shit. i turned to look the other way, looked back and all of a sudden she had mounted me and just plunged her lips into mine. was amazing. she broke my heart later on but i deserved it. i miss her.
>>65905130
A story of success? On /mu/? What?
>>65902096
Sounds about right, I got made fun of when I was 13 for never having kissed a grill
Didn't lose my kissginity til I was 15
>>65905244
Magic happens if you believe
>>65903315
How am I suppose to understand anything in this post?
I'll let you know
Was on a double date with my first girlfriend, went to see Blair Witch Project and about halfway through the movie I realized she was looking at me. She whispered, "Take the hint dumbass," so I leaned in and kissed her. After the movie she said she thought we were taking things too fast, dumped me a few days later for her ex. Found out she was a total slut, don't even give a fuck
>Just turned 11
>Got my first girlfriend
>Kissed her that day under the shade in 100 degree weather
>Broke up with her the next day because she had a cold sore on her lip and it grossed me out
>>65902174
Not even that guy, but liking The Weekend is just as cringey
>>65899269
I was 14 and she came over to my place one night. We had a thing going on but it hadn't gotten physical yet. Her bf was away at some expensive private school thing for a couple months, and I fell in love with her the way you do when you're 14 and in a new town. Anyways, we were in bed together and she asked me to do some stuff with my hands if you know what I mean. I hadn't done anything like that before, but before this encounter I had lied to her and said I had 2 relationships before. So as I was doing that which she requested, she grabbed my head and kissed me. To this day she has no idea that she stole my first kiss. We stopped talking for a long time after this encounter. But even though I've moved away, and all this was 7 years ago, we started keeping in touch and I consider her a very close friend.
Don't see how any of this relates to my favorite album though.
11 years old.
One of my friends had a sleepover party. At the time I had a gf for about 5 months, but we had only kissed each other on the lips before. Kids in our class were pushing us to french each other, but she said she wasn't ready yet. Anyway, this sleepover quickly escalated into a game where each couple (there were 4 in total) tried to go one step further than the previous. It would start with a handshake, then a hug, then a kiss on the cheek, etcetera. The couple before us gave each other a kiss on the lips, so I thought well, it's been fun, game's over. But all of a sudden, she kissed me, and after a few seconds I felt her tongue rubbing against mine. It was by far the best physical experience at that point in my life. It only lasted a couple of seconds, but after she broke up with me, and until I finally got another gf 7 years later, this memory always stuck with me. Still the best kiss I ever had by far.
I haven't been kissed
need more emotional maturity before I even try to pursue the opposite sex
>>65903315
>>65903377
>>65903628
>yo, girl, that guy sounds like a huge pussy. girls hate when guys cry, but you kissing... females, too? that's live, but... fuck you, doing, kissing dudes next to trash? that's odd, but you sound bad af if someone would cry over you. your problem is - you need to get out your damn shell. and let your boyfriend... fuck, for lack of a better word.
>>65905693
Still a retarded post
I kissed the girl next door, we were both like, 7 or 8 at the time. We were best friends growing up. Haven't seen her in 2 decades.
>>65905454
Yeah I tried that whole positive-thinking-magickal-telepathic-mind-over-matter bullshit with conviction for quite a while and things just got worse and worse.
I'm thinking of becoming a priest and either accept celibacy for life or just do the traditional thing and rape choir boys.
At the age of 18, one year after attempting suicide via cyanide as result of being beaten and raped by two members of my high school's football team - I started talking to a girl who wouldn't have given me the time of day months earlier when we were both still in High School.
After a few weeks of talking, she calls me though my work's landline (I was working as an IT guy/butcher for a small-town grocery store, that had no cell-signal) and tells me to leave work and come see her.
I make an excuse to leave, and take the 45 minute drive to her home.
She meets me at the door wearing only a loose fitting top and tells me to go down on her.
As a virgin (other than the rape) I'm completely taken aback, but oblige nonetheless.
She doesn't let out any sounds of pleasure, instead only opening her mouth to give incredibly methodical critiques and instructions on how to improve my technique.
I stay with her for the next few days, and she continues instructing me in an attempt to, in her words:
"Give your body some sort of purpose."
During the 5th time we're having sex, I shyly ask if I can kiss her. She says "Fine." and let's me.
I felt nothing, so I made no further attempts through the weekend to kiss her again.
You think I've been kissed before?
I appreciate the confidence you have in me OP.
>>65905812
Don't give up anon, take risks and put yourself out there and you will eventually find your way inside a warm bp.
With my first girlfriend when I was 16. I was so nervous and shy I actually asked permission to kiss her. It was awkward and cute.
>>65905849
weirdest story I have read on 4chan for a month
bravo
>>65899269
Not great, 11 years old in a movie theatre after the credits started rolling. Nice girl though, still friends today.
>>65903315
leave it to 4chan to critique life experiences.
>>65899269
actually an accident.
meant to kiss her on the cheek, missed.
It was good desu, she liked it too
The most courageous moment in my life.
>ITAOTS
>Too wet
a party two of my friends urged me to visit, she was mediocre looking, we were drunk, i didnt know her name and neither do i remember it
>>65901714
ha, my man
Truth or dare, the guy was my friend but I didn't have feelings for him
Now we barely see each other :(
>>65905849
How do you get raped that way?
You should have told them to fuck off and tell the whole school that the jocks were gay
>>65905849
So you were raped multiple times?
>implying you've had your first kiss if you're on 4chan
Might be tonight if I'm lucky, or didn't get cucked.
>>65907082
Not everyone is like you, stop projecting. Also 4chan is mainstream as fuck.
>>65899269
Nonexistent. Trying to get /fit/ to ask out a girl. Wish me luck /mu/. Ironically, my favorite album is pic related.
>>65907088
Good luck anon!
it was alright but i was quite late
i was 18
It was pretty romantic
7th grade 4th of July watching fireworks. After all these years she is still my great white buffalo
I was 15, it was in a movie theater. The movie was called African Cats. Didn't give a shit about the movie and hardly watched. Kissing was nice but the girl didn't mean much to me. I basically put myself through it just to check that off my high school bucket list.
>>65907102
At least you will be fairly likely to find a girl you can enjoy that album with.
>Be me
>Be 16
>Leave from house party two days before Christmas
>Stay at this girl's house (also 16) cus I live too far away
>Go up to her bedroom
>She's drunk and i'm sober
>Lying down and she leans in to kiss me
>notlikethis.jpg
>Me being the 16 year old SJW bitch I am, tell her I would feel bad.
>I protest until she sobers up a bit, then decide to kiss her anyway
>feelsgoodman.png
>Kiss all through the night
>At one point ask her if I can touch her boob
>Am now 21, look back at this as possibly the cringiest thing in my existence
>I touched her boob anyway lol 16 year old score
>We kiss into the night and to the morning
>Go home with big ass smile on face
>Text her asking her if we can turn this into something
>She doesn't respond until Christmas Eve, tells me she's not interested in ever doing anything again
>feelsbadman.png
>Depressed all Christmas Eve
>Worst Christmas ever
>>65907448
Sorry made a mistake, this is what it should say.
>She doesn't respond until late Christmas Eve
>Depressed all Christmas
>Worst Christmas ever
>>65907318
I already talk to the girl I plan to ask out on Facebook, I linked her Only Shallow and she liked it. We have fairly similar taste in music, we both like rap and jazz for example.
>>65907057
>>65907073
It was once, by two guys who were much stronger than me. They also had a baseball bat.
It was completely unexpected, and they incapacitated me before I had a chance to react.
She kissed me and other 3 guys on the same night. It wasn't great because as a fucking beta I thought that I was special. She said that no one should know about it and also told to everyone that she kissed the other 3 guys but she didn't say anything about me because she was ashamed about kissing me,becos she thinks I am a fucking weirdo, but the kiss experience was normal I just felt a strange feeling when I finally kissed her, I just thought that I finally did it and it wasn't as great as I though
>>65899269
Picking a favorite album is liking picking a favorite child, you just can't do it.
But my first kiss was when me and my LDR gf met for the first time in person. It was the first night we slept in the same bed, and we hadn't yet kissed, so I just turned to her and said "come here" and kissed her. She didn't know that that was actually my first ever kiss
the glow pt 2
i haven't kissed hugged touched or spoken to a girl
>>65907448
>be le me
because sometimes you're someone else?
i don't remember...
terrible, I pursed my lips and tensed up
but the same girl ended up saying I'm the best sex shes ever had so I ended up ok
>>65903315
Fuck off normalfag
This wasn't an actual kiss, but as a joke
>1st grade
>we're all lined up
>friend and I (both males) decide to kiss to freak everyone out
>there was tongue
We were leaning on each other and she just sort of tilted her head towards mine and kissed me. We leaned a little closer after that. It was very nice.
[spoiler]I was sixteen.[/spoiler]
My favorite album is probably Apollo 18 by They Might Be Giants? It's a weird choice, I guess, but it's sentimental to me. I grew up on that album.
On top of a roller coaster in 8th grade
;_;
>>65899269
On a boat when I was 15.
Broke up the next day
18 years old was at a bar on my uni's campus, liberated from not knowing anyone there I was able to act super confident and approach groups of people who also didn't really know anyone
I was pretty drunk and don't remember exactly how but I was clearly buzzed and 2 girls were appreciating my energy and put their arms around me and I put my arms around them in a playful manner. One let go eventually but the other than kept gripping and I think I ended up turning her around, looking at her face and went for it
was rly nice and we kept kissing for a while, I think I took it too far as I was also very gropy around her lower back almost reaching down her pants from the back, couldn't tell if she was into it or not but she didn't react negatively
as I recall after some time her friend fetched her away, regret not taking her back to my room desu
Favorite album: Either Feels or The Glow Pt2.
First kiss: I was socially awkward af, terrified of physical contact and this girl who had been into me for years were hanging out and suddenly she just told me to lay on her bed and not move because she wanted to train me to not be terrified of physical contact, so I did, and she got all cuddled up on me and started kissing me and I just kinda lied there on the brink of having a heart attack because I was so nervous. We've been going out ever since.
>I was 15, she was 16
>both of us are pretty conservative Christians
>I genuinely thought sex b4 marriage was too degenerate
>honestly wish my standards were still that high tbqhf
>she gets dropped off at my house so we can go to church together
>neither of us have kissed any1
>says she's terrified
>says she loves me
>tell her I love her too and proceed to the 'ol Smoocheroonie
>bestmakeoutsessiontodate.jpeg
>she breaks up with me 3 months later bc clingy
>fall into 3 month phase of broken-heartedness and pseudo depression
>eventually realize Jesus forgives sinners so I could've totally lost my v-card to my first love and gotten away Scot-free
>still can't even find a competent friend with bennies as a 17 year old
Pic related is my fav album
>>65899269
A muslim girl with a crush on me slipped me a kiss when she gave me a hug. I was about about 12, her 13.
A few years later I beat her up for playfully stealing my phone and she got sent back to Pakistan.
Served her right for stealing my phone.
Age 10 in the middle of an English class, she came out of no where and kissed me, at first shocked then pretty chill with it after
>>65907915
fucking hate it when that happens
In high school, I was talking with a girl about Modest Mouse in an empty drama classroom and she just kissed me, I must have been in shock or something because I didn't realize and just kept talking about how I liked Isaac Brock's lyrics and that she should listen to Built to Spill. She looked kind of disappointed when I didn't react to her kiss though... she was at least a 9/10, I don't know why she kissed an autist like me...
>>65911080
dude, what?
>In Kindergarten
>Play house with a girl
>She took it very seriously
>Kissed me whenever I got home from "work"
>Sometimes it was a peck, sometimes it had tongue
>Her ENTIRE FUCKING TONGUE
>Super uncomfortable, but I went with it because that's what moms and dads do
>Went on like this for a month
>One day, teacher brought an entire tub of Legos to class
>Immediately divorce her ass
>Make the best spaceship the universe has ever seen
>Never was kissed since
The girl eventually became the biggest weeb in middle/high school, so I couldn't even jokingly brag about it.
>>65911377
>You're a nerd who posts on a chinese basket-weaving website's music board
>She was a massive weeb
You should have gone for it anon
incredibly awkward. We were watching eurovision song contest in her bed and I wanted to kiss her but didn't know how or how to approach her.. so instead I said "want to kiss?" but i realized how stupid that sounded so I quickly changed the sentenced to "have you ever kissed?" (which wasn't much better)
she had and told me about it, then we kissed too. Was nice.
>>65899269
I don't think I can pick just one album, but I really like the one you posted.
I also like Lift Your Skinny Fists... a lot
I am a kissless virgin unlike you dumb normies
>>65911420
Are you saying you'd take a 2/10 girl over an infinite supply of Legos??
Get your priorities straight, man
>playing truth or dare in primary school
>i pick dare
>"anon, kiss the next girl you see!"
>it's crush
>kiss on cheek
>crush blushes, then walks away
>we don't talk again
>find out i'm gay
>eh she probably didn't really like me anyway
>>65911567
This is the best post on the Internet.
>>65911567
It's the inside that matters and Lego pieces are hollow.
2/10 girls are warm, cozy and wet inside at worst. At best they also have a great personality.
>>65911630
>play five minutes in heaven or whatever the fuck it's called in middle-school
>awkwardly talk with her for 4 minutes
>give kiss
>she giggles
>know i'm gay already
w/e it was fine
Last summer I was 21 and said fuck it, time to fix my autism.
First chance I got I took it, on a night out with friends I made out with some pretty hot girl after flirting and talking with her whole night.
I couldn't hold my spaghetti, I told her at the last moment I have never kissed, and she didn't believe me.
First thing after the kiss I literally told her "Is this it?". Later I realized the thing that was missing in that kiss was the emotional, bonding dimension with the girl. I never saw her after that night.
Month later I realized I was sexually abused as a kid so that's why I was witholding my sexuality all of my life, and why I was such a huge autist.
>>65908811
are you gay now because of it or no
>>65911741
Yeah, its the bonding and intimacy, first kiss was two drunk girls at a party last year, was horrible, left thinking kissing was terrible, last november I hooked up with a girl I actually liked and it was heaven
On othe note how can people pick their favourite album, theres so much good shit that cant be compared to other good shit
>Take female hormone pills because tranny, makes me grow tits, but I stay in the closet
>Kinda start going out with this girl but don't let her touch on me too much because I don't want her to realize I'm a tranny
>Finally just confess it to her because I knew it was what I had to do
>Later that night she starter kissing me
>She kept grabbing my tranny-tit the whole time
>Kinda made me feel uncomfortble but whatever
>She cheats on me with a real girl a few months later
wew
>>65912005
Shit, forgot favorite album. Probably MPP
>>65912005
>because tranny
why. why are you tranny. how. how does something like that happen?
>>65912075
i want to be a girl m8, it can't be helped
>>65899479
also my favortie album. i actually made that wallpapet that you used for the image haha
>>65912005
so you're a lesbian?
>>65912090
I think you should really reconsider your actions, REALLY think about why do you wanna be a girl, and dont stop until you get to a satisfying and truthful answer.
You are a guy. You can't change your sex just because you want to. Yes it can be helped.
I repeat you are a guy. You are not a girl and will never ever be.
>>65911747
No, but I haven't kissed anyone since so it's up for debate.
>>65912179
i know that m8, but i don't really give a fuck and want to at least look like a giirl. you're not telling me anything i haven't heard before.
>>65912169
kinda
>>65912179
>implying it's your life
c'mon dude, how can you even know how much thought they've put into it?
>>65905624
How? What's cringy about it? I'm sorry I don't listen to sad white boy collective, or whatever mediocre /mu/core this site is pushing
>>65912179
usually you aren't at least legally given hormones unless you REALLY know what it means and REALLY want to transform. I'm all for anon transforiming if she feels that is the right thing to do
you are not a boy or a girl. that's just a society thing until you decide it for yourself who you want to be.
>>65912179
shut up dad I can be whatever I friggin' want
>>65912005
>She cheats on me with a real girl
but _you_ are a real girl too bb
>>65912281
differences in sexes are very numerous, apart from obvious difference in sexual organs and ability to bear children in women and chemical differences in brain, anatomical differences etc etc etc. Those are not "societal things". Societal thing is for example that woman have long hair and dudes have short. Those societal norms are very small and unimportant subgroup of huge differences between sexes.
>>65912257
>c'mon dude, how can you even know how much thought they've put into it?
obviously not enogh case they've come to the wrong conclusion- that they're born as a girl in a boys body.
Although the tranny said he just wants to look like a girl.
Met a girl on holiday when I was 18. I didn't speak her language and she didn't speak mine, so we both spoke English instead. I was still wet behind the ears and a bit of a chump. She had a boyfriend back home. She started flirting with be via text messages after we and a few others exchanged numbers together. I went along, and found out she had the phone numbers confused and thought I was someone else when she inquired if I was good in bed since I was French (I'm not). She took a liking to me anyway, and spent a whole day dropping hints but I was totally oblivious until she asked if I was blind. We went to a park that afternoon, and in the evening, I brought her back to the apartment she was staying at. We were in this dark hallway, talking a bit, and she started speaking more and more softly. At some point I asked her to speak up, and she told me to come closer. Only then I realised what she wanted, and I asked her alarmed if she wanted to kiss. She did, and so did I. She told me I was shit at kissing and started giving me lessons the following days.
Most intimate I've ever been with anyone so far.
>>65912238
>kinda
you know you want the dicc ;^)
>>65912447
i have long-ish hair and i identify as a male..
but i also like to wear women underwear
>>65912447
>differences in sexes are very numerous,
that's what pills an surgery are for
>obviously not enogh case they've come to the wrong conclusion
i've thought of it more than you have m8.
>that they're born as a girl in a boys body.
i don't believe this, i think everyone is the same on the inside regardless of if theyre a boy or girl, i just don't like my body being male and want to be treated how society tends to treat girls
>>65912429
>but _you_ are a real girl too bb
<3
>>65912459
nah
>>65912447
From this logic, one would conclude that changing your appearance to look like a female is fine, if any sort of cosmetic surgery, make-up, hairstyle is okay. Why does it matter to you?
>>65911741
I was also abused, but my first kiss was pretty great. More of a relief, though, kind of a way of proving to myself I'm capable of intimate contact at all. I don't really form emotional connections with anyone, though, and so far, all the crushes I've had were pretty shallow.
>>65912510
>changing your appearance to look like a female is fine
sure, although I dont know why anyone in his right mind would do that.
>Why does it matter to you
Well I care about people and wellbeing of civilisation. I think changing your sex doesn't help anyone, is forced, and just plain wrong.
I think that the kind of thinking "I can do whatever the hell I want and I'm always right, even if I want to do something anatomically impossible and contradictory to reason" is really dangerous to society as a whole.
>>65912509
>that's what pills an surgery are for
no kind of pill and surgery will turn a guy into a girl ever, dont delude yourself.
>i've thought of it more than you have m8.
then you have seriously clouded and irrational thinking proccesses.
> i think everyone is the same on the inside
example of above mentioned thinking
>>65900055
>>65903466
Same album, different history.
Actually it wasn't really incredible as many people say or maybe I was to young to feel something. The second kiss was better.
>>65912712
sure you cannot have periods and be pregnant if you transform from male to female, but you can look like one in all places if you so wish
>>65912712
>no kind of pill and surgery will turn a guy into a girl ever, dont delude yourself.
yeah but theyll make me look like one
>then you have seriously clouded and irrational thinking proccesses.
whys that?
>>65912712
>I care about the wellbeing of civilisation
>on 4chan arguing about trannies
i don't know which is the deluded one
>>65912551
>proving to myself I'm capable of intimate contact at all.
this was huge and still is for me.
my problem was that the abuse was hidden in subconscious my whole life, so I lived my whole life in kind of a "vaccum" if you know what i mean. And also it was done by my dad with whom I lived my whole life so that didn't help.
So I was crushing on this bit even that hot frizzy-haired girl who played percussion in my arts school (art high school) and I was rejected once but then another time she said yes to date. It was at the end of 10th grade and me and my band friends were getting dinner at some thai place. She was going home and I walked her out and knew I wouldn't see her most of the summer because none of us drove. So I gave her a little peck. It was nice I guess, quick as shit though.
At the beginning of the next year she broke up with me.
Drunkenly made out with a friend who liked me after my best friend rejected me
>>65912779
For me it was done by a different boy in a foster family. Child protection removed me from the family for unrelated reasons, though.
I recently got in touch with someone I knew at the time, and she told me in an off-hand manner that he was in deep trouble. Didn't have the heart to inquire if it had anything to do with his interest in little boys.
I never told anyone, and I've only recently started to realise the impact it had on me. I fear I'll never be able to form a relationship and end up alone.
>>65912922
it will definitely help to talk, atleast with a therapist.
Its really hard, some people didn't even believe me, but atleast I have unconditional support from mom, sis and few friends.
It's a burden we'll have to carry all of our lives. We can form a happy relationships, it will just be harder for us i guess. And when the right person comes you'll be able to tell her and she'll understand, im sure.
It was kind of an unexpected kiss on the cheek. He just sort of went for it and I blushed and that was about it.
>>65912237
You haven't kissed anyone since 1st grade? By choice?
>>65912447
>differences in sexes are very numerous
I took a yearlong class on this and this is a common fallacy. Gender, as most people know, is a social construct. Most people don't understand that sex is constructed by society as well. The study of intersex people (those born with undifferentiated sexual organs) makes this very clear. Individuals with XY chromosomes can be born with more female-oriented sexual organs. What then is their "scientific" sex? It is up to the subjectivity of the doctor to decide. It is impossible to pin male or female sex exclusively to chromosomes, organs, or hormones since these variables don't always align. Also, the current understanding is that there are very small differences in the male and female brain. Scientists have not been able to accurately pinpoint many differences.
Some fat girl ambushed me outside of sign language class and kissed me on the lips WITHOUT MY CONSENT
>>65913083
correct
no
>>65913134
should've taken pre-calculus instead
>>65913230
I'm a biology major, bud. Currently taking differential equations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTMRte4Dj78
>>65899269
honestly, it was amazing
>>65911122
my story was pretty similar, I was 7 years old, at school during the recess one girl from my class suddenly, for no reason kissed me on the lips, said "I love you anon" and went away like nothing has happened
nice digits btw
closer
i was playing some game with this girl and she kissed me but i wasnt even a lesbian at that time
My girlfriend in 8th grade, we were at the movies watching King Kong, the one with jack black. We kissed and then spent the rest of the movie making out, I don't remember even what happens in the fucking thing.
I later broke up with her, if you could even call it that because I was young as fuck, and she threatened to sue me (her dad was a lawyer) if I didn't return her Sims game and hoodie she left at my dad's house.
>>65903301
>>65903315
I'm an asexual female, lmao stay pleb sex obsessed degenerates.
a girl jumped me in front of her boyfriend (who was also a good friend of mine) and i just sort of backed off after a moment. everyone involved here was very drunk, british and autistic so nothing was really said, was just kind of awkward. she dumped him not long after and then turned out to be a lesbian. i've never kissed anyone else.
Don't have a single favorite album that i love above the rest.
Used to kiss my dad off to work the nightshift/graveyardshift.
>>65907088
Update:
No kiss, but I think I have a gf now
>>65915370
Not bad my man!
My first kiss was after a particularly icy day in the North East of England, I think i was around 13. I had went out with this other person before but nothing serious, but this girl lived in the same street as me. She is in no way a good person, but i refuse to let that stand in the way of perfectly fine memories. I had been walking around this forest and hillside near where i lived with my brother and a friend. I saw her around the street sometimes but she came to my school after she was bullied away from her old one.
We met and started seeing each other. It was strange, I didn't really understand how i was feeling for 5 years afterwards and it was all because of that one person. Another person with a less optimistic world view probably wouldnt have fell for some of the traps she left, but since then ive realised that people leave traps for those they hate and those they care about. Some of the time it's not there fault but you still harbor some resentment for the trick.
Regardless, we had met in the cold outside the forest in an old playground, where all of the swing and slides and whatever had been ripped out of the ground for im not sure what reason. She was going away to Jamaica for a couple of weeks. I remember the feeling of it almost perfectly.Im sure most of you have experience the sensation when your about to kiss someone where your heart jumps a bit, well maybe you remember it for the first time. No matter how much i have tried i've not had any luck in recreating that feeling in a while. Both our cheeks were ice cold but our lips, well, her lips were burning, It was like she was enveloping me, but i didn't realise that until 6 years later. If i had realised it then i might have been able to save myself a lot of depression, but things happen.
Too much has happened then. And in my current depression little joy is found in memories of her, other than the joy you get when you feel sad enough. Still, i suppose it doesnt matter for now.
>>65899269
Delete this.
>>65915370
Nice
>>65899269
It felt like bags of sand
never dated anyone
>>65903315
Hahaha yeah look at all these virgins bruh, pathetic. I also have sex like all the time
>>65912451
Don't know if bait or not
>>65903315
>>65903377
>>65905693
yo i am the heartless gal and i am cackling out loud tho. i actually understood
>>65899269
I was too nervous to do it, so she went in for it. Less remarkable than I was expecting.
>>65905849
that's a hot story would you let me make a movie off it? and sorry about the rape that fucking sucks, ever told someone what happened?
>>65915370
well played , anon
>>65915370
well well. congratulations!
On the corner of the street by a library at night, lit only by a nearby lamp post, before her dad picked her up.
Not sure about favourite album but I like this one a lot.
>>65915557
These are the things that can never be told in a non anonymous imageboard, real or fake
, I dont care, if this was told anywhere else it would be a hunt for upboats and validation, here it feels like real venting(even if its all fake)
>>65912179
This post in a nutshell:
https://youtu.be/8G2K4XV8qqc
At a school dance, girl wasn't even my date. We talked she leaned in and I backed away. We sat awkwardly and she went in again. First thing i felt was her tongue, I was completely disgusted. Tried to mouth out the words stop but she kept going. Found out I was gay.
It was exhilarating, she leaned in, teased me like she wasn't gonna do it, intentionally keeping me in suspense, then gave me a long, slow kiss. It was college, I was 22, she was 20. It's still one of my fondest memories t b h.
>>65911420
me on the left
>>65913267
underrated post
KMFDM- UAIOE
Just remember it being incredibly wet and sticky, kind of like putting ground meat into a greased up bread pan to make meatloaf
I was asleep during summer camp and I woke up and an older girl had been kissing and touching me. Everyone laughed but I found it uncomfortable.
Friend set me up with some basic bitch
KV
With an aunt when i was 13 years, she gave me a handjob in the shower too.
>>65918013
fuck yeah
It never happened yet lol (kill me).
>>65918125
I still fap furiosly when i remember that moment. It was my pubescent dream.
>implying
Hahaha...ha.....ha......
Kill me
just had my first kiss guys
>>65918407
tell us more
>>65918407
Great, you're less pathetic than me then. Great job, now it's just a spiral staircase until you start knobbing and fucking and make people scream swears or sh-I'll just shut up.
Great work dude. Hope you enjoyed it.
>>65918463
i went over to her place and we made out and cuddled
i just met her a month ago
>>65918529
thank you dude. hope things turn out your way
>>65901993
Salty af
no kisses
either im gonna find love or im gon.a die next year , who with me
was at a shitty high school party with a guy that I had been crushing on for like two years, we both kind of hated being there so we ditched and sat alone in the park for a few hours with a perfect view of our city, kiss was kind of meh but we've been together ever since then, and that was 3 years ago or something.
>>65918690
That album sucks. What the fuck are you talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmb6E5f1UMM
It's nothing more than hot-topic core, it's worst than what you hear on the alt-radio station
>>65918790
that's cute
>>65918701
ill lkiss you
>be me
>first year of college
>hear girl likes me
>invite her to my dorm to watch netflix,
>nothing really comes of it
>see her at party same night
>she dances with me all night(black grinding style. search up "yiking" to know what I mean
>next day I ask her if she wants to go to the movies
>go see a movie
>nervous as hell as she's leaning on my shoulder with my arm around her
>look at her
>she looks up at me and smiles
>lean in for kiss
>feels very soft and pleasant
>get a head rush of euphoria, like all my endorphin triggered in my brain
8/10 desu
>>65918903
sounds comfy
>>65915370
he did it we can do it too
how I expected only better
I'm a kissless virgin.
Help
>>65907082
4chan is reddit though
I was very drunk, she was very drunk. We were in high school, and it was raining outside. Our heads came together too hard. I wasn't into her either, I was just under the false impression that she was the only person in the world who found me attractive.
Low 2/10 life experience would not recommend
Had my second a few years later, last week with a nicer girl in a nicer setting. Got a good rush from it.
Solid 8/10
>Thought I would get a gf this past couple of months
>Found out crush thinks of me as a "good friend" and she likes some guy out of town
FUCK
>>65905670
you sound like such a little bitch kill yourself
>>65915370
congrats my nigg
I kissed my crush two times during spin the bottle
>>65912005
dont listen to that other fucking idiot below - you are a real girl. You made me sad with that last line :( hope u r well
I was at a Dan Deacon show, at a venue's 15 birthday show thingy, smoked a bowl before the show, i also took adderall. Had a blast dancing like a spastic retard, till like halfway through Crystal Cat, some hispanic chick in front of me suddenly turned around and hugged me with a huge smile on her face. I think she was rolling or something, she gave me a nice kiss on the lips then goes back to dancing. I was so confused, but i really liked it.
Happened a few times, I think, I'm not sure which one to count as the first proper contact with a woman. The contenders:
@9ish with a qt neighbor girl, we were playing "Aladdin" in my closet and I kissed her. She had very red lips, but I'm pretty sure lipstick isn't common at that age. She moved away a year later, never saw her again.
@ 15 at a pool party truth and dare. don't even remember what she looked like, and if it lasted more than half a second
and finally:
@ 16 on my first date ever. this thicc latina girl was into me, and I was all spaghetti since I couldn't talk to girls like humans at the time. I was also deeply embarrassed to be around her because I found her really sexually attractive. We watched The Fog (shite movie), and we started feeling eachother up. Some kids in my class were a few rows up from us in the theatre and totally seemed to be watching, but I came in my pants a little. I think she gave me a peck afterwords, but I was so ashamed of my theatre shenanigans I never called on her again.
And to think I slay now...
>>65902049
>>65899269
>14
>High School Front Doors
>"Dating" girl for a week
>Stops me before the bus stop
>Bam!
#fuckin'sweet
>>65919094
Played it like you knew what you were doing
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