>of montreal
>they're not from montreal
>boards of canada
>they're scottish
>american authors
>they're actually american musicians
>tom waits
>didn't wait to make music at all, taught himself to play piano as a child
>godspeed you! black emperor
>Christ.
>at first this seems inaccurate as he is not actually the Christian figure of Christ, but in reality the pseudonym is short for his actual name (Christopher) and therefore is actually a completely accurate description of the musician
>weezer
>they all breath fine
>The Doors
>They're humans
>>65884388
they grew up in Canada
>Aphex Twin
>Not even a twin, just had an older brother who was stillborn
>>65884624
>the animals
>they're all humans
>Gorillaz
>They are actually 3D cartoons
>Blur
>We can see them clearly
>>65884654
humans are animals you dumb fucm
>>65884388
>Tripfag
>Not a fag
>dean blunt - black metal
>not one song related to metal
>song named punk
>it's dub
>song name country
>it's power electronics
>Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
>They weren't his after all because they have reunited without him
>earl sweatshirt
>he isn't a rapping sweatshirt named earl
>mr. muthafuckin' exquire
>is merely a gentleman who can't spell
>Radiohead
>Their heads aren't radios
>the beach boys
>they're old retired men, not at all close to "boys", who don't even surf
>Weezer
>not related to Carl wheezer
I'm glad Swans are actually swans, true to their name.
>>65884583
this was lame, rethink your life
>Cocteau Twins
>3 people
???
>>65884760
Their only solace
>The Beatles
>they're not beatles
>>65884555
Kek
>Talking Heads
>have bodies
>The zombies
>they're humans
>The Specials
>They're all mentally well-balanced
>>65884800
but they are "beatles"...
what theyre not is "beetles"
>>65884685
shit but funny
>>65884825
Their heads talk though
>The The
>A
>pink floyd
>he's white
>Tame Impala
>Impala isn't a real word
>>65885058
Is this a reference I'm not getting? I'm pretty sure impalas are real animals
>>65885058
Wot
>the avalanches
>from a country where snow is unheard of
>>65885058
>Impala
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impala
>>65885014
He's pink.
>>65884779
okay
>>65885014
He's pretty pink senpai, white people aren't even white, the average white person is more pink than white, holy fuck!! That's crazy.
>Europe
>They're swedish
>have a nice life
>he's depressed
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>Milk is actually slightly acidic
>>65884624
>the dooob
>they're humuh re'yeht<
>>65885457
>Suede
>they're british
>>65885487
>>65885503
very nice kek
>>65885503
kek, I forgot about that
>>65884624
>The Monkees
>Not monkeys
>Mount Eerie
>isn't a mountain
>is a nice down-to-earth guy and isn't creepy at all
>>65884718
They started out as boys, faggot... been around since the early 60's
>>65884352
The actual story is that he wanted people to think they were.... thats the point! He really liked montreal
>Red Hot Chili Peppers
>Were cool at one point
>Sonic Youth
>they are 60
>>65884679
>not a fag
>a fag
>>65887090
I thought it was because he met a girl he really liked who was from Montreal
>Grimes
>doesn't make grime
>MC Ride
>Is not a McDonald's drive-thru
>>65887122
Underrated
>>65885647
Debatable
>>65884624
>Swans
>humans
>>65884661
kek for Blur
>>65885477
but he actually has a nice life now. he's not depressed anymore, he owns and runs a company with a seemingly stable income, has a beautiful wife and a cute af daughter, a big nice house and a dog.
>Brand New
>formed over 15 years ago
>the fugees
>haven't raped anyone
>>65889616
Top kek m8
>Mobb Deep
>fairly accessible music
>>65889616
>posted in here >>>/mu/
> belongs in here >>>/pol/
>neil young
>70 years old
>>65884647
>talking heads
>are actually..well....talking heads
>>65884661
kek @ blur
>>65884647
this is so frustrating
>>65889558
kek
>>65889616
double kek
>>65889750
was just going to post that
>the prodigy
>aren't even that good
>red house painters
>never painted a red house, neither painted a house red
>this will destroy you
>i still haven't been destroyed
>>65889848
>the prodigy
>aren't even that good
pleb
>this will destroy you
>i still haven't been destroyed
that's because they simply said some point in the future and didn't specify when you fucking imbecile
>>65885014
>pink Floyd front man
>not Barrett
fucking triggered
>The Only Ones
>not the only ones
>beirut
>from new mexico
>Savages
>actually are kept up urbanites
>>65887346
>>65889558
>>65889724
>>65889848
> Asia
> Are British
> Japan
> Are also British
> Architecture in Helsinki
> Are Australian
> Phoenix
> Are French
> Nazareth
> Are Scottish
> Berlin
> Are from LA
> M83
> Live on Earth
Why is this allowed?
>tool
>not a hammer or wrench. not even a screwdriver
>coil
>not a a tube used to cool and condense steam from a distillation, neither a Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser
>>65884779
oh my god fuck off faggot
>>65884671
>manistheanimal.jpg
>portishead
>all of them have regular heads
>american football
>quite boring
seems about right
>>65885503
10/10
>>65887054
Yes but are they still boys ;)
;)
>Being as an Ocean
>Not intercontinental bodies of salt water
>Big Black
>They are white
>>65884647
he lied about that
>Foetus
>Is a full-grown man
>Squarepusher
>Only pushes rectangles
>>65893717
squares are rectangles u knob
>>65893807
Rectangles are not squares, you kindergarten dropout
>Savage Garden
>one of the calmest, most edgeless music acts in history
>>65894011
fuck, now I'm upset because I remember they existed.
Pop music at the turn of the century was so much worse than it is now.
>Roger Waters
>Only ever plays music on land
>>65893889
yes but u don't know he's never pushed a square
>MF DOOM
>doesn't even wear a doom mask anymore
>>65894136
He shlapps tha bass
>>65890973
>Phoenix
It's not necessarily about the city, it can refer to the mythical creature.
>Tahiti 80
>Are French
that works too
>Silver Jews
>Humans made of flesh. Dave Berman is, however, jewish.
>>65893571
He lies about a lot of things. He's notorious for that.
>>65891305
>tool
Boy, you best do some research into the monotonously pretentious backstory of that name before you claim they aren't a "tool".
>Rick Ross
>He was a Correctional Officer.
>>65889660
What the fuck
>>65892074
Fuck
>>65889970
?
that's floyd
>NOFX
>They have occasionally used effects
>The Cat Empire
> All human
>Birds of Tokyo
> From Perth
> Clowns
> Don't wear clown costumes
>Neon indian
>Carbon-based mexican
>Big Brother and the Holding Company
>no brothers and no companies
>The Cure
>It's actually cancer
>Nothing
>It's actually NOT nothing, in fact, there's an entire band
>Nick Drake
>Not Drake
>Deerhunter
>Bradford Cox is too weak to hold a gun
>Tim Buckley
>Not a buckle
>Kevin Shields
>can't even protect himself from getting cucked by Colm Ó Cíosóig
wew
>Dan Deacon
>Not a Deacon
>>65897171
>Deacon/Deakin
>not a deacon
>Interpol
>Have nothing to do with international crime
>Radiohead
>They don't have radios for heads
>Metallica
>They aren't metallic
>the avalanches
>from one hottest countries in the world
>denzel curry
>not indian
>Spoon
>Are actually forks
>The Band
>it's actually a band
fuck
>>65884352
>Portugal. the man.
From Canada
>Liturgy
>they don't deliver sermons
>Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan
>Avey Tare without Kría Brekkan
>the front bottoms
>their posteriors are located in the proper place
>>65889616
winner
>>65897463
underrated, I kekked so hard
>>65894085
>Pop music at the turn of the century was so much worse than it is now.
That's debatable.
>>65887054
I bet he didn't know that
>>65897021
This one is the winner
>>65885058
u stupid?
>The Dismemberment Plan
>have no intentions of axe murdering
>>65885058
what?
uhh like how does someone like you not die from forgetting to look before crossing the street?
>Pôle
>actually French
>animal collective
>they can't even kept together for two albums
>deafheaven
>their music makes you cut your ears off and kill yourself of how bad it is
>but you don't get sent to heaven
>>65884352
>"of montreal"
>not "from montreal"
no fucking shit
>>65900000
totally and completely wasted. kys immediately.
>>65900000
worst fucking get ever kill yourself my man
>>65885503
10/10
>Women
>all the members are men
>>65887111
Kek
>>65887346
Holy kek
>>65897021
10/10
>>65897602
Debatable
>Nick Drake
>Not Nick's Drake
>>65892074
>>65889138
Somehow I lold
>>65884684
>Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
>not a captain
>not a beef piece of meat
>not a supernatural band
>>65893571
wow that's kinda shitty
>>65897108
underrated post
>>65897602
eh they sort of do a bit
>>65900906
UNDERATED
>Russian Circles
>They're triangles
>>65903412
Like....87% of what he says is just to fuck with people. I don't think there's a single completely genuine interview with the dude.
>>65897078
awww
>they might be giants
>they're not
>electric wizard
>flashy non virgins
>The Mountain Goats
>There's only one of them
