My old man neighbor (50s) is on his deck behind be noodling the same 4 bar blues line he plays every afternoon. What should I go out and play in order to establish my dominance? I have a guitar, sax, keyboard djembe, and violin
(He's a dick and told our landowner I was smoking a bowl before so I'm not going to go play with him)
>>65863482
play the sax sections from Amputechture and The Bedlam in Goliath
>>65863526
I'll check it out. I can play by ear but might need to find a score
He's singing the chorus of pride and joy by Stevie over and over for the last 10 min pls recc songs
>>65863482
just play the highest note you can on the saxophone for the longest amount of time
>>65863482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA
>>65863482
>told our landowner I was smoking a bowl
Were you?
>>65864452
Ya on my patio while grilling some steaks. I thought he seemed chill
>>65863482
>>65863526
27:01 - 30:07
https://youtu.be/OUmT0JBa-Zw?t=27m1s
>>65863858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_EH6VZV6_A
>>65864514
Kek too easy I could just do some kaoru Abe peeling paint squeals
>>65864553
Love Zorn but I want something that he'll recognize and be like oh shit. Naked city just wouldn't compute to this guys brain
>>65863482
the sax solo from 21st Century Schizoid Man
no youtube link because fripp is a dip
but youve heard this before anyway right
>>65864619
Ya I know it and he might as well since he seems like a rockist so those chops might intimidate him
>>65863482
Post pic of djembe
Play Rape Me by Nirvana.
That'll establish the dominance well.
Play Facelift from Third on whatever instrument created the most jarring noise
>>65863482
You would need a laptop, turntable, and MPC in order to achieve maximum triggering of a rockist.
>>65865795
Literally this.
Make chopped up vocal samples 808 soundcloud shit. Push the bass to its breaking point.
Let that rock for a few bars, then plug in your expensive boutique pedals and rip some killer guitar licks overtop.
>>65865067
this
>>65863482
just play the synth sequence from "my girls" nonstop
>>65867021
THERE IIIIISNT MUUUUCH
>>65867316
THAT I FEEL I NEEED
>>65867451
A SOLID SOUUUL
