H3LLO muh naem is Je$$1C@ I turnt 18 today, I herd boot this website from my bestie Bethany, she told me dat i was a "partician" whut eva dat mens?
she sed I shuld have u judge my tase cuz u guys r so smart n sexy.
dunt b 2 harsh on me now this is my favurite 5 artist
-Twenty one pilots (they r so sexy)
- Beyonce (she is my roll modle)
-Panic! at the disco (I write sins was the best)
- The beatles (im so hipster)
- Nirvana (kurt was so cute)
-Churches (she is so talented)
plz me nice to me
lol guise dunt be 2 mean ta me
If there isn't a 69 get in the next 10 minutes I shoot my cat
>>65808353
dunt hurt da kitty pewse
RIP
This is the lowest effort bait I have seen in a while.
Someone like this would have relatively good grammar, only delineating from it to use a texting colloquialism like "cuz" or "u" with maybe a smiley face every once in a while.
Also, change the Beatles to the Rolling Stones because she got a shirt with their label on it in middle school and started listening to them.
Oh, and Chvrches are too much of a, "I'm sooo unique," band and not a basic bitch looking for new music band. Go for like Florence and the Machine, something that was considered "indie" about 5 years ago but never actually was.
>>65808353
sleep tight kitty
>>65808353
shoot yourself instead faggot
>>65808353
Save catto
>>65808591
Whut is bait? Iz dat a joke?
>>65808304
Is it weird that I'm fapping to this right now?
>>65808353
Stop in the name of dubs
>>65808669
cat saved :)
>>65808752
I already killed it my post was over ten minutes before he did
