FACT: There has never been a good fat musician who made good music while they were fat.
Charles Mingus
>>65762914
Black Francis.
/thread
>>65762958
>>65762952
hivemind for truth
>>65762958
but don't ever /thread your own post again
Gucci Mane
MF Doom
Action Bronson
Big Pun
Fat Joe
>>65762914
I can't believe this fat fuck is still alive
Killer Mike.
>>65762914
Killer Mike
Notorious B.I.G.
Aretha Franklin
>>65762988
All of these, plus Big Punisher
>>65762984
>when you're wrong
see pic rel
is this the thread where we pretend Solomon Burke never existed?
Rick Ross
>>65763095
>implying 8 seconds between posts doesn't basically count as a simultaneous post
there's no way you could copycat someone else's answer and find and post an image within 8 seconds, clearly two people had the same idea at the same time
accept it, black francis blew you out
>>65762914
>thicc
>not superior
wew lad
>>65762988
DOOM isn't fat
obesity increases estrogen and estrogen impairs creativity
>>65762914
Aretha motherfucking Franklin.
>>65763213
>hurr durr I think I understand neuroscience but I'm actually just a dumb pontificating faggot who should commit suicide immediately
kys immediately
>>65763699
Found the fattass
>>65762914
fat mike
>>65763219
kek
>>65762988
>action bronson
>>65763731
fat mike wasn't even that fat, plus NOFX kinda sucks
>>65763776
obese mike
>>65762914
B.B. King
D Boon
The guy from Pere Ubu
The singer out of Canned Heat
>>65763746
I mean, yeah, but Action Bronson isn't even that good fampai. Definitely a lot of people don't fuck with him.
>>65763722
why did he do this, did he think he had the upper body or core strength to pick himself up?
>>65763759
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of you dying of a heart attack
>>65763802
He's an American
>very few popular artists over 250lbs
#StopFatShamingArtists
You were saying?
>>65762914
>he doesn't know about solomon burke
>>65763209
Yes he fucking is
>>65763811
No it's okay, you couldn't hear me because you're autistic and don't realize that posting on 4chan doesn't actually make sound and having to read everything in your head out loud is actually just a personal disability.
Kill yourself.
Assemblage 23
The band is even named after how many sandwiches Tom Shear assembles for lunch
>>65763899
>or Baby Huey
>wrote his best album while overweight after having a career of great album after great album
>>65764024
>it took this guy eight minutes to post this
Hope you enjoyed that hot pocket, it could be your last.
Tim Maia
Him is a legend.
>>65764112
>implying
>>65763095
He wasn't accusing you of samefagging, you dipshit.
>Fat musicians are literally all Americans
Like pottery
>>65764096
Which one?
George Clinton
>>65762914
Ben Cooper for Radical Face?
>>65764282
Benji
>>65763699
u mad you aren't creative because being a girl holds you back? blaming the wage gap and toxic masculinity for your inevitable failures?
Biggie
So yeah OP you just got proven the fuck wrong. Sucks to suck.
>>65763699
>falling for the bait
>>65764316
He's just middle aged. The scale for what is considered fat goes up around then.
>>65763811
You should go back to /int/
>>65764363
go to 14:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpG1BMeSDw
>>65764321
>projecting this hard
>thinking that just because youre an SJW cunt that everyone else is
>>65762914
Itzhak Perlman
>>65762939
First post best post
BRIAN WILSON
R
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Chubby Checker? Barry White? Leslie West?
Bach
That guy from Nile
Gary Moore
Chino Moreno (Deftones) around '06-07
>>65764321
>he thinks I'm a girl
wew lad
>>65762914
Biz marki
Elvis Presley
>>65764618
Not sure if Bach was particularly fat but Schubert and Handel were definite lovemuffins
>>65762914
Fats Waller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSNPpssruFY
>>65763219
this
>>65763745
kill yourself
>>65762939
was he really fat though?
Also classical and jazz don't count
>>65762988
Doom and Big Pun are the only good ones
I just don't really care for Gucci
>>65762914
Big Pun?
>>65765148
yes he was fat
>>65764261
Tim Maia is Brazilian
>>65762914
Well OP how does it feel to be so wrong?
>>65762914
D. Boon
>>65763853
KILL WHITEY
POLICE SUCK
I'M DA BES
>>65762914
Com Truise my boy
David Thomas from Pere Ubu was very fat and he was great
>>65762914
good music is subjective
>>65762914
Big Pun
Biggie Smalls
Dj Khaled
Grimes
John Wesley
BB King
The Smiths Vocalist
Elton John
Lady Gaga
Gucci Mane
Rick Ross
Fat Joe
Mally Mall
DJ PLUS SIZE
Thundercat
>>65762914
MC sapão
kanye west
George clinton
DJ FAT BOY SLIM
Homer Simpson
Gorillaz
Britney Spears
>>65765381
I didn't think he had anything wrong with whites or the police but he is very political
>>65763114
Yeah get in here pham
>>65764363
no it doesn't
>>65762988
>>65763012
>>65763039
>>65763095
>>65763117
>>65763853
>>65763959
>>65764208
>>65765171
>>65765188
>>65765926
>hip hop
OP clearly asked for good musicians who made good music. No hip hop musician has ever made an album that was above a 6/10
>>65766041
jerry garcia
>>65765148
>classical and jazz don't count
yes they do you fucking dickstink.
>>65762914
Kendrick lamar
Brian wilson
Jorge Aragão
Mc Bola 7
Tim Maia
Baleia
The Whale Boys
Fatman
Big boi
killer mike
Aretha Franklyin
Jack white
>>65766001
He doesn't
Bach is literally the greatest and most important musician of all time and he was fat for at least part of his life
>>65763534
this
>>65766101
literally all of those are bad """musicians"""
>>65765191
he was a bit hefty, but not that fat
>>65762914
Johan Sebastian Bach
>>65762914
Wrong. Frank Black
Mark Kozelek is kind of husky these day
Also Barry White is GOAT fat-core
>>65763534
This, and he is really really fat
>>65763219
this as well
Tom Roberts (or the entirety of Poison Idea)
Shawn Lane
David Thomas
Baby Huey
Robert Wyatt because Schleep and Comicopera were good albums
>>65765926
>The Smiths vocalist
christ what a faggot you are
>>65766507
oh fuck off charles mingus was fucking fat, stop being so pedantic
>>65766041
Barry White
>>65762914
Dj Kahled
Fat Domino
>>65767008
even his name is fat
woah
>>65762958
this boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
>>65766001
>when are we gonna unite and kill da police motha fuckas
>>65763534
This guy gets it
>>65765076
>that double chin
Was definetly fat
>>65763534
This
>>65766041
>No hip hop musician has ever made an album that was above a 6/10
Pleb unironically believe this? Embarassing
>>65762958
>pixies
>good
pick one
Fletch from Pennywise
>>65762914
Wesley Willis
Buzz Osbourne
David Thompson
Bach
DOOM
>>65762914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw
stevie wonder is pretty fat
>No hip hop musician has ever made an album that was above a 6/10