ITT: Musicians that are LITERALLY you
>>65732546
christ
You're a mysterious nihilistic legendary Japanese rock musician?
oh now I get it
>>65732546
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>>65732332
>You will never get to be Mitzutani
>You'll probably never see a new photo of Mitzutani in your lifetime
>>65733118
He's 69 now. I don't think you'd be impressed by an old Japanese guy with good hair and cheekbones.
>>65733118
That's because he died
>>65733178
Nah, Japanese don't get die of old age until at least 80. He's been spotted at soundchecks for random Japanese noise rock bands as recently as 2015.
>>65732332
((I'm an anonymous artist))
>>65732332
Fortunately only looks-wise
>>65732546
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>>65733818
I also have a massive penis and a cute boipussi
Straight as an arrow, however
>>65734065
UMMMM DOES NOBODY WANT TO SEE MY SMOOTH, SLICK, THICK COCK?
>>65733314
Who are you
>>65733118
Become Mizutani yourself
>Wear lipstick and sunglasses
>Have a woman's haircut
>Dress in black
>Play noisy guitar and sing
>Never talk to anyone, even bandmates
