MC Ride: Lung cancer (or suicide)
Flatlander: Tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accident
Zach Hill: Playing the drums so hard he dies
Zach Hill is going to live until he's at least 80 years old.
>>65639930
Zach Hill is gonna age and become depressed, maybe suicide
>>65640632
That's guaranteed for the other two but Zach is a veteran and is simply too dedicated
but suicides not his style
>>65639895
>Zach Hill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6W9iOjTKM
Avey - Suicide by drowning
Panda - Old age
Geologist - Heart attack
Deakin - Disappears at 50, never seen again
>>65640771
I have a creeping feeling that Geologist's time is running out
>>65639895
I agree with all of them excpept the Zach Hill one. He's obviously going to die of a heroin overdose. It's inevitable.
>>65640771
Avey would definitely cut himself to death.
>>65640789
:( he's got a kid
>>65639895
lmao their music is so shit and pointless and takes no effort to do. Complete shit.
>>65640795
Zach doesn't do heroin
Thom Yorke - Will die in his sleep in a short time
Jonny Greenwood - Electrocuted
Ed O'Brien - Will kill himself and be forgotten
Colin Greenwood - You won't even hear about this guy's death
Philip Selway - Cancer
Nigel Godrich - Will die drowning in bucks
>>65641087
Thom isn't even making it out of the decade
>>65640771
Geologist dies at 43
>>65641087
Thom Yorke dies at 56
Dexter: Cancer
Noodles: Heroin
Greg: Quietly in his sleep at 90 because Greg K is the most comfortable human I've ever laid eyes on
Pete: Murdered
>>65641302
Seriously, I don't even like the Offspring, but this image just makes me happy whenever I see it.
Does a more comfortable looking person even exist?
Gene - Overdose
Dean - Heart attack
>>65641820
Gener dies at 52
Deaner dies at 50
>>65641932
W-will they put out an album again, at least?
>>65642085
Lil Wayne's epilepsy is well-known at this point. I've even heard rumors that some of Kanye's videos have flashing light because he hates Wayne.
Liver Cancer
maynard: kills himself when one too many person asks him about tool's next album
adam: overdose
danny: immortal
justin: heart attack
>>65641003
Oh, yes he does. Big time heroin addict. Trust me, I'm an insider. :^)
Michael Gira: suicide by stabbing a knife into his chest in a grave he dug at aged 90
>>65642027
I think there will be one final album yes
But I think Gene is going to outlive Dean but only for a bit and he will be sure to make one of the feeliest albums ever
>>65642202
>tfw stick a knife in me
Suicide or cancer
Win Butler dies of old age. (80)
Regine is murdered by Win. (76)
Will commits suicide via gunshot. (soon)
Owen gets AIDS. (52)
Sarah goes missing. (very soon)
Richard dies of old age. (96)
Jeremy has a heart attack. (70)
Tim has a stroke. (65)
Not that I wish anything on anyone. Just hypotheticals and whatnot.
>>65642085
I think he's absolutely guaranteed to be the next legend in black music, a pretty big majority having to do with his obvious upcoming premature death but he will literally become a holy figure in the South
>>65642117
The Glowing Man is so obviously his swan song
I give him two years
>>65642231
this one I'm going to disagree with
I think he's going to make it to around his late 60s, establishing a Kim Fowley+Zappa combo legacy
He's come way too far with his music for it to end now
Mac Demarco will be a 27 club member
>>65642285
Zappa died at 50
Anyway I don't see pink offing himself, he's too "hip" and constantly doing things
>>65642170
zach here
don't want no snitches, thanks
>>65642233
>Will commits suicide via gunshot. (soon)
That is all too plausible.
Bowie will die of cancer in the near future.
>>65642772
Oh shit, are you telepatic?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/david-bowie-died-from-liver-cancer-he-kept-secret-from-all-but-handful-of-people-friend-says-a6806596.html
>>65642265
I hope not. he's my favourite ever front man
>>65642265
>62 years old
>Still touring
hell be fine
Shot by Mark David Chapman when he gets out on parole
clarence clarity
heroin overdose
all the musicians in everything everything will probably live to be 90 and die of old age
>>65642407
I can picture Mac dying in a six-feet-under-intro freak accident way.
Shields will die from an amp explosion, mark my words
I have a feeling Joanna will be murdered by a waifufriend
>>65642231
Post more rare Cobains
